As soon as the word nephew was mentioned, Ye Yu had the urge to scold the street, and said in his heart that if it weren't for Liu Ying's fake nephew to deceive, what son-in-law should I choose if I have nothing to do?

At this time, the crowd of onlookers also began to discuss. And from the discussion of the crowd, Ye Yu knew that this family was Cao Yuanwai in the city.

Cao Yuanwai has read the book and lifted people, and has three daughters under his knees, and the first two sons-in-law are all lifters, which can be regarded as a scholarly family.

The most worthy of glory is what the housekeeper said, Cao Yuanwai's nephew is the prefect of Shaoxing Mansion.

These three daughters must choose a husband who is both talented and beautiful, the gate of the Cao family has been open for three days, and there are hundreds of young descendants in the city, but the third lady of the Cao family just hasn't taken a fancy to anyone.

Listening to these people's discussions, Ye Yu secretly slandered himself in his heart. This third lady of the Cao family is really arrogant enough, this young Shaoxing descendant doesn't know how many people there are, and she can't even look down on one?

"This housekeeper, please forgive the younger generation for being rude, there are countless talents in Shaoxing Mansion, is there no suitable candidate?"

As soon as Ye Yu's words fell, the housekeeper waved his hand and explained: "This Ye Gongzi doesn't know, this person who should be selected must meet three conditions!" ”

"Oh? Those three conditions? ”

"Geng is only twenty-two; Be dignified; Tong guò my lord, eldest aunt, second aunt exam ......"

Ye Yu listened to these three conditions, and immediately felt speechless. These three conditions are actually difficult.

In the face of the exam of three people, it is difficult to pass the guò exam unless you have real talent and real learning. But most of the learned people are old pedants, and they are not qualified in terms of age.

Besides, it is even more difficult to be a person who requires a dignified appearance, and knowledge can make up for learning the day after tomorrow, but the appearance is given by his parents, how can he make up for it?

Therefore, these three conditions can be said to be tricky, and it cannot be said that they are not difficult!

The lone wolf who followed, seeing that Ye Yu was trapped here, was about to step forward to relieve the siege, but was stopped by Ye Yu's words.

Exacerbating the contradictions in front of the public is not the best way. If this matter expands and affects the government yamen, it will be even more difficult to clean up.

The common people don't know his face, but it's hard to guarantee that the Shaoxing prefect doesn't know him.

Therefore, it is better to make a private visit with a micro-service and be low-key if you don't cause trouble.

The housekeeper saw Ye Yu standing still, with a melancholy look on his face, so he urged: "Ye Gongzi, since you have entered the gate of the Cao family, you have to go with me if you can be elected!" ”

"In that case, the old butler will lead the way in front of ......"

Ye Yu was no longer stubborn immediately, anyway, he had to accept the assessment of Cao Yuanwai and the two sons-in-law, and it was a big deal to gag when he was going to be assessed.

However, being teased by Liu Ying today made Ye Yu feel a little uncomfortable.

used the Cao family to choose a son-in-law, and deliberately set him up, but he was ignorantly fooled.

Ye Yu made up his mind in his heart, and when he got out, he would also find an opportunity to treat others in his own way.

When Ye Yu followed the housekeeper to the living room, he saw that the person sitting in the first place was a half-hundred-year-old man, and there were two middle-aged men on the side.

"Master, this is the Ye Gongzi who came to apply for the election!"

Cao Yuanwai nodded, and after looking at Ye Yu, he said kindly: "The old man chooses a husband for his daughter, and my son-in-law and my son-in-law will be the main examiner, and I will test the son's knowledge." ”

"Then ask someone to go out to ask the question......"

"Good!" Cao Yuan saw that Ye Yu was full of confidence, and he expected that he must be a talented and knowledgeable person, so he was also secretly happy in his heart.

From ancient times to the present, it has been a rule to eat by looking at your face, and this moment is no exception, at least Ye Yu's first impression of Cao Yuanwai is excellent.

Then the eldest aunt took the lead in asking: "May I ask the son, how is the fame?" ”

"Gongming? What is the male chirping female crowing, this is not a big move, this hen does not crow, there is an old saying 'the chicken is in the morning, the family business is not prosperous'......"

Ye Yu picked up the teacup, sat opposite, and played a gag trick, which made the servants on the side laugh secretly.

This eldest aunt is also a more sincere person, and seeing that Ye Yu really didn't seem to understand, he explained: "This fame, that is, are you a scholar or a scholar?" ”

"Xiucai? Lift people? What do you want that thing to do? ”

Ye Yu showed a blank face, and then continued: "Is it delicious, or is it delicious?" Although Ye has a lot of strength, he won't have nothing to do with 'lifting people' for fun? ”

Burst!

This confused response really made people speechless, and the eldest aunt saw that the other party deliberately pretended to be stupid, so she stopped asking like this.

The second aunt immediately took over the conversation and asked, "What books does the son read and write on weekdays?" ”

"Reading? I never read in the next place, there is a saying: the world is good at reading, but I am afraid that I can't read! Reading and looking at the minister, how many people can run to Jinjie? The harvest does not know the greed for pleasure, and the knowledge of pleasure will die, although the farmer and businessman are cheap, they are tireless in all their work. ”

Ye Yu slipped through the passage of a paragraph, and explained the * of the readers, and the prosperity after fame and fortune is like a dream.

But in the ears of Cao Yuanwai and the two uncles, they all felt that Ye Yu was a loser who didn't learn about literature and ink.

The reason why Ye Yu is a loser is because Ye Yu's outfit and entourage, coupled with this tranquil temperament, are far from being comparable to ordinary poor scholars.

Cao Yuanwai had been listening quietly from the side, and seeing that Ye Yu's words were all nonsense, and he was not a knowledgeable person at all, he was inevitably a little depressed in his heart.

After pondering for a while, he smiled and said, "Today is a day of great joy, it is better to use poetry to help the fun, if someone can't ...... it"

As soon as he was halfway through the conversation, the eldest aunt said, "Punish him for drinking three bowls of cold water!" ”

The second aunt also said, "Then climb out!" ”

After finishing speaking, everyone's eyes fell on Ye Yu.

At this time, Ye Yu picked up the fruit on the table, wiped it casually, and put it in his mouth to eat.

"To poetry? Well, please! ”

"Since this is the case, then there is an old man to come up with the question, but the beginning of each line of this poem must be in the sky, on the ground, on the table, and in the backyard. If not, you lose? ”

Cao Yuanwai's mention yì won the appreciation of the two aunts, and the eldest aunt took the lead in composing poems after a little contemplation.

"There is a phoenix flying in the sky, sheep walking underground, articles on the table, and Mei Xiang ...... living in the backyard"

Boom!

Ye Yu almost vomited the wine he had just drunk. looked at the eldest aunt with a strange expression, and said in his heart, Is this poetry?

This is obviously the modern poetry of later generations, and it is also the kind of children's poetry that is easy to understand.

Just when Ye Yu was doubting whether this eldest uncle was a person, the second brother-in-law had already stood up, walked a few steps, and said loudly: "There are turtledoves flying in the sky, earth dogs walking underground, there are girls living on the table, and there are girls living in the backyard!" ”

Burst!

Ye Yu finally didn't hold back this time, and spit out the wine that had been tumbling in his throat several times.

If he didn't spit it out, he might really be suffocating his internal injuries.

This son-in-law outside Cao Yuan is really more strange than the other, Ye Yu really doubts at the moment how these two uncles passed the exam.

Ye Yu lost his temper like this, and when everyone praised the two uncles, it was obviously very discordant.

Especially the second aunt, seeing Ye Yu so out of shape, he asked: "Ye Gongzi, it's your turn!" ”

"It's my turn? Uh......, or quit! Ye Yu said that he was about to leave here, he was frightened by the level of poetry of this family.

"Oh, Ye Gongzi, don't forget, three bowls of cold water, crawl out!"

"It's not poetry, no?"

The second aunt was commanding, and said arrogantly: "This is called good entry and exit, can the Cao family come in and out casually?" ”

"Since the two benevolent brothers are warmly invited, then Ye Mou will be ugly!"

Ye Yu smiled coldly and teased: "But Ye has eight sentences to accompany him: the sound of firecrackers in the sky killed the turtledove and the phoenix; The tigers and wolves walked on the ground, and ate the dogs and sheep; put charcoal on the table and burned it with the article; There is a young man living in the backyard who married the girl Xiaomeixiang! ”

"You! ……”

"You are really unreasonable, why are you writing poems to insult me!"

"This person is so vulgar that he actually scolded a circle of us!"

“……”

Ye Yu responded disdainfully: "The words of the two of you are really unreasonable, and the so-called poems only pay attention to the results." In the sky, underground, on the table, and in the backyard, which one of Ye didn't write? ”

"This ......"

"But you ......"

"But what? Although Ye is not talented, he also knows what poetry is, and if such vulgar sentences can also be called poetry, isn't it insulting the word literature? ”

"Since the two of them are the first to insult literature, even if Ye insults the two, why not?"

When the two uncles heard this, they were immediately furious, and they were humiliated by a kid in front of them, which was really unbearable.

So the eldest aunt stood up, glared at Ye Yu, and snorted coldly: "Since that's the case, we might as well pair a pair of 'fast' poems!" ”

After speaking, without waiting for Ye Yu's reply, he spoke: "Boiling water and pouring coals, riding to Sichuan, riding back and forth, the water has not dried yet!" ”

"This horse is really fast enough, easy to understand, fast enough!" Cao Yuanwai was very satisfied with this fast poem by his eldest aunt.

The second aunt was not far behind, and after a little muttering, he said aloud: "The fire burns the goose feathers, rides across the suspension bridge, rides back and forth, and the goose feathers are not burned!" ”

"Well, the horse is fast enough. Not bad! ”

"Ye Gongzi, it's your turn......"

At this moment, everyone's eyes fell on Ye Yu again.

For the poems of these two uncles, although it is a limerick poem, it can be regarded as a fast word. Compared with the previous heaven and earth, there is a much higher level.

But since the Cao family likes to come to cheesy, then he Ye Yu can only come to something more cheesy.

So he smiled secretly, opened his mouth and said: "This is not fast, listen, my uncle is a double fart, riding to Shanxi, riding and riding, and the back door is not closed!" ”