"Knock on the emperor!" With the appearance of the voice, everyone fell to their knees, only Comrade Li Xiaoer stood there in a daze, unique, and definitely coquettish. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

It's a pity that the coquettish is too big and easy to get hurt.

"Get on your knees!" Before he could react, the commander who had just been rescued by himself actually punched him directly in the crook of the leg, almost making Comrade Xiao Er a high paraplegic.

He knelt on the ground and glanced at the man with hateful eyes, and said in his heart: "Grandma, it's really a good person who has no good reward, and it's too fast." Lao Tzu was kind, but he actually ran into a white-eyed wolf. ”

Looking back, Li Xiaoer thought about why everyone knelt down, because the supreme ruler of this dynasty was standing in front of him, looking at him with interest.

Li Shimin and Li Er, Comrade Xiao Er's face was full of curiosity and excitement, and Comrade Li Er was completely in the eyes. No wonder Sun Simiao didn't want to see the apprentice he brought at that time, it turned out to be such a wonderful person! Li Shimin actually became curious and excited about Li Xiaoer, which is really rare!

"Still not sorry?" Just when Li Xiaoer and Li Er looked at each other, the inner supervisor on the side suddenly scolded Xiao Er in a sharp voice, and Xiao Er immediately rolled his eyes and said, "I don't know what crime this father-in-law thinks the kid has committed?" Is it wrong to warn those children to be careful of danger? Could it be that it was wrong to treat that martial artist who didn't know what to do? Or is the kid the wrong person, and these people should be unlucky? Please also teach me to my father-in-law. ”

Li Xiaoer once again refreshed his image in the eyes of everyone, and he dared to speak so recklessly in front of the emperor, which was really a lifeless master.

The inner eunuch was suddenly dumbfounded by Li Xiaoer's question, he really didn't know when he had been questioned like this by His Majesty for so many years, he panicked all of a sudden, and actually kowtowed to Li Shimin several times, and said in a trembling voice: "Your Majesty atons for your sins, the old slave doesn't mean that, Your Majesty, the old slave is loyal to Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" ”

I'll go! Li Xiaoer's understanding of shamelessness has reached a new level, and when he talks to him, people turn their heads and make amends to Li Er, this realm is really not ordinarily high.

Li Er glanced at the inner supervisor in disgust and said, "Get down, how can you talk here!" ”

The inner eunuch heard the sound of the immortals, and kowtowed busily: "Thank you, Your Majesty, thank you, Your Majesty, the old slave will get out, this will get out!" "I crawled and rolled out of this place of right and wrong. At the same time, he already remembered in his heart this doll who dared to challenge his authority in front of the emperor.

As soon as the inner prison left, no one in the whole area dared to speak, and no one knew that if that sentence was wrong, it would cause Li Er's anger, so one by one like quails, he lowered his head to the ground and never moved again.

There were only two people standing, and only Li Xiaoer kneeling with his waist straight. Sun Simiao stood behind Li Er, kept rubbing his beard, and looked at Li Xiaoer, is this strange thing really not afraid of heaven and earth?

Li Er was in a very good mood at this time, mainly because the people he saw every day were some sycophants, and there was a lot of noise in the court, how could there be an interesting person like Li Xiaoer. He glanced at Sun Simiao and asked with a smile, "Doctor Sun, is this kid really your apprentice?" Why haven't I learned anything good from you, it's some crooked ways, I see if you're clumsy this time! ”

Sun Simiao seemed to understand what Li Shimin was thinking, and said with a smile: "I have a personal creation, what fate this kid will have in the future, Lao Dao doesn't know, but Lao Dao just likes his out-of-the-box personality and eclectic temperament, and he may have unexpected achievements in studying medicine." ”

"Well, old-fashioned people can practice medicine, take the word steady, and the flexible person practice medicine, and get it is to change the word, a peck and a drink, and keep it in the heart!" Li Shimin also touched his beard and said something that Li Xiaoer didn't understand, but fortunately, he also knew that Li Shimin was not scolding him, so he simply didn't argue and listened quietly.

It's just that after kneeling for a long time, his legs are numb, and he looks left and right at the other kneeling people, all of them don't move, and he can't help but wonder if these people have put some cushions or something in their pants in advance.

Looking up, Li Shimin actually chatted with Sun Simiao, and he didn't mean to ask them to get up at all, so he was a little dissatisfied with Li Er in his heart, of course, he didn't dare to stand up like this. Inadvertently, the two legs were exchanged and kneeled with each other, and it became the kneeling posture when the generals wore armor, and knelt on one knee.

Li Er actually didn't really forget these people, mainly because the princes and princesses were almost injured just now, and these guys didn't even find out in advance, if it weren't for Li Xiaoer, they didn't know what was going on now, so they should be punished if they knelt.

As for Li Xiaoer, His Majesty Li Er just watched it for fun, so he didn't ask him to get up. Who knew that this guy was actually making trouble under his nose, making this high-ranking emperor suddenly seem to have returned to his time when he was a child.

"Uh-huh!" Li Er suddenly stopped talking to Sun Simiao, coughed heavily and said: "Who is that, I see that you seem to be reluctant to kneel, tell me why, if you say it well, I will reward you, if you say it badly, I won't spare you!" ”

"Huh?" Li Xiaoer was depressed to death, and said that the emperors were all ruthless people, but I didn't expect that the one in front of me was even more moody, Lao Tzu didn't provoke you, why do you have to compete with Lao Tzu.

Slander is slander, Comrade Xiao Er still accepted Li Er's unreasonable question very sincerely, thought for a while and said: "Your Majesty, it's not that Xiao Er doesn't want to kneel, it's really because Xiao Er's leg is disobedient." ”

"Oh? What's the disobedience law? It's the first time I've heard such a statement in so many years, so let's talk about it! Li Er knew that this little thing would definitely say something he hadn't heard of.

At this time, the few children kneeling on the side were also extremely uncomfortable, but when Li Xiaoer suddenly said this, they all stared at Xiao Er with curious eyes, like a fun toy.

"Your Majesty, in fact, the reason is very simple, when a person kneels, the blood in the legs will be condensed in the lower body, especially below the knees, when the time is long, the blood flow begins to be unsmooth, at this time you will feel numb in the legs, if this time is longer, the blood in the lower body will become a kind of dependence, used to staying in the lower body, if you don't get up and move at this time, it is likely that the legs will be wasted."

Li Xiaoer began to give His Majesty Li Er popular science and medical knowledge.

Seeing that Li Er listened seriously, even Sun Simiao's eyes lit up behind him, Xiao Er knew that he had made the right bet, so he continued: "It's like ordinary people are used to writing with their right hand, but some people are born left-handed, and they are used to writing with their left hand." ”

As he spoke, he gestured and said, "If you have to ask him to change from left to right, it will take some time to get used to it." The same is true for kneeling, didn't Your Majesty see that there are so many people, and the kid himself is kneeling uncomfortably, and no one else reacts? In fact, it is a matter of habit. And to get rid of this habit, it is not possible to do it now, so the kid just changed his kneeling position. ”

After finishing speaking, Comrade Xiao Er actually glanced at the few little guys kneeling next to him with his eyes, which obviously meant "learn a little".

His Majesty Li Er was obviously stunned by Xiao Er's nonsense, and wanted to find loopholes, but he felt that it seemed to be really such a reason, but he was so cheap for this guy, Li Er's great mind was uncomfortable, so he turned his head and asked Sun Simiao: "What he said makes sense?" I was expecting Sun Simiao to echo his understanding and give him a step down, who knew that Sun Daochang had already regarded Xiao Er as a person who really had a university question at this time, and he was a little excited, and he didn't see the eyes of His Majesty Li Er at all.

Instead, he gave the answer very affirmatively: "Your Majesty, what Xiao Er said is reasonable, reasonable, Lao Dao has had such experience in practicing medicine for so many years, but I didn't expect Xiao Er to summarize so incisively, Lao Dao is here to congratulate Your Majesty!" ”

"Huh?" Li Er was depressed, Sun Simiao didn't open which pot to mention, and congratulated him, and asked, "What's the joy?" ”

"Your Majesty, Niangniang's illness may really be cured, with a strange talent like Xiao Er, Niangniang finally has hope." Saying that, Sun Laodao didn't know whether he was patting his ass or being really happy, so he actually knelt down for Li Er and said: "The grass people congratulate Your Majesty, congratulate your mother!" ”

Suddenly, everyone shouted: "Congratulations for Your Majesty, congratulations for Niangniang!" Li Xiaoer, who was unprepared, was taken aback again, could it be that the Tang people are all crazy?

Li Er had no choice but to pull his face and say to Li Xiaoer: "Well, yes, very good, since you have such skills, then go with Doctor Sun to see the queen!" He didn't mention the reward at all, but turned around and said, "You guys, come with me to see your queen mother!" "Don't stop there, just walk forward.

Li Xiaoer opened his mouth and was about to ask if the reward just now counted, but now it's okay, it's probably no fun, so he pouted and said in a low voice: "What an iron rooster!" ”

But I was immediately surprised to see those children, it turned out that they were all princes and princesses, should I talk to them properly, maybe my identity problem will fall on them.

No matter how whimsical Xiao Er is, in short, he has saved the prince and the princess this time, and he can be regarded as having inadvertently done a big thing, and he will have a lot of benefits in the future. So as soon as the emperor left, those soldiers and inner supervisors all looked at Xiao Er with an almost stammering gaze, and then greeted him with a smile.

The children all got up and followed Li Er away, and the boy who had taught his younger brother at the beginning stayed, patted Li Xiaoer on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Do you really have the ability to cure my mother's illness?" ”

Xiao Er didn't know that this was the prince in history, so he nodded and pretended to say: "I don't dare to draw any conclusions when I haven't seen the patient's condition, let's go and see it first." "A noble look of medical ethics makes the little guy admire tightly.