36 Inventory of the harem (two more votes, collection)
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The idea of cultivating one's own people in ** is not a whim of Liu Hong. The incident of Shan Bing a few days ago touched him too much, and his old housekeeper for many years could not accompany him in the palace, and his persecution paranoia, which was already about to recover, had another attack.
"This matter has to be done quickly, even if I can't find a credible person for a while, at the very least, I have to know how many people in the palace are not the same as me!"
What Liu Hong wanted to do, his intelligence department, had been doing for a long time. It's just that there are too many people in the palace, and in a short time, they haven't finished it.
Looking at the report sent by Zhang Jun, Liu Hong carefully searched for suspicious people.
This report is his intelligence department, according to the roster of the palace, to verify their place of origin to see if it is the same as the roster.
However, there are too many people in the palace, and the locations of these people are far and near, so it is difficult to check all the people in a short time. Therefore, the intelligence department only gave Liu Hong the investigation of a small number of people.
Don't look at this information, but it has a lot of effect, at least it is much stronger than Liu Hong's own guess. Those that don't match the roster must have problems, just remove them directly.
For the rest of the people, Liu Hong doesn't plan to check them all. With so many people, all of them have been checked, which is quite cost-effective and time-consuming and laborious. So Liu Hong decided, and the eunuch didn't need to be checked, because he didn't plan to keep this profession in the palace.
Influenced by his previous life, Liu Hong had no good impression of eunuchs. And Liu Hong is a cautious person, he doesn't want his woman's body to be looked at by other men, even if there is no small **.
Liu Hong believes that even if the eunuchs don't have a small ** now, they used to have. Generally speaking, eunuchs, men's psychology is more than women's psychology. Even they are more lewd and perverted than most men. Liu Hong can't tolerate his own women being "molested" by these guys.
Besides, he felt that castrating eunuchs was too inhumane. As soon as he thought of cutting Xiao ** with a small knife, he felt a pain in his eggs. So he decided, let's let this sore industry disappear into the long river of history.
The eunuchs were eliminated, and the rest were palace maids. Liu Hong decided that the palace maids over thirty years old in the palace did not need to be checked again. These palace maids are old, especially when he grows up and has enough capital, these people are old. Liu Hong will never let these "old cows" eat his "tender grass". Therefore, it is better for him to do good deeds directly, and let them go out of the palace to marry while they are still young now.
Through the preliminary elimination, the remaining palace maids, if there is no accident, will live with Liu Hong for a long time. Therefore, Liu Hong's main thing is to find out their details and who they are aiming for.
It's not easy to figure this out. However, fortunately, in Liu Hong's previous life, he had seen a little psychology, and he could slowly study their psychology by observing them little by little.
During this time, Liu Hong was so happy that he was surrounded by beautiful women all day long.
**The women in **, except for the queen mother's concubine, are nominally the emperor's women. But women are different from women, like those women who have not been favored by the emperor, they will not be able to stand out. Therefore, except for a few with ulterior motives, most of the palace maids are desperately trying to become Liu Hong's women and get Liu Hong's favor in order to become the imperial concubine and get ahead.
In order to achieve this goal, these palace maids directly put aside the shyness of virgins, and all tried their best to do everything they could, desperately seducing Liu Hong, the little emperor. Even countless palace maids are thinking, why can't you get pregnant just by looking at it, how good it would be to get pregnant at a glance, it is so difficult to seduce the emperor, if you only let the emperor take a look, it will be much easier.
"Your Majesty, will the slave give you a dance?"
Looking at the palace maids who stepped forward to seduce him, Liu Hong knew their thoughts very well. So I was happy to cooperate with them, and when I saw them coming, I directly started to flirt, "Oh, you can dance?" Okay, let's do a striptease, I love it. ”
"Your Majesty, you are so bad, you know how to bully slaves and maids!"
"How is this bullying you, this is loving you, jump one, I can't wait!"
Liu Hong didn't say nonsense, he really couldn't wait. Since his previous life, he has wanted to watch striptease, but no one pays attention to him. In this life, he finally has the ability to fulfill his wishes.
"Your Majesty, do you look at the slave's body?" This palace maid, seeing that others had taken the lead, hurriedly stepped forward to tease Liu Hong.
This one looks good, Liu Hong continued to tease, "You wear so much, how do I know if your body looks good or not, you take off your clothes first." ”
"Your Majesty, the slave's body is also very good-looking...... "This didn't need Liu Hong's orders, and they all took the initiative to strip naked.
"It's better to be the emperor, such a thing, in my previous life, I didn't dare to think like this if I was killed!" Seeing so many beauties working hard to please him, Liu Hong touched this, poked that, and was so excited that he didn't know what to say.
Five or six beauties took turns to let Liu Hong flirt with him, and the little tofu also made him eat enough. Just when Liu Hong was enjoying himself incomparably, a rough voice came, "Your Majesty, although the slave's body is not good-looking, the slave can serve you elsewhere!" ”
"Damn, how did you get such goods to the palace?"
This palace maid looks very distinctive, her body is like a bucket, her two eyes look like blisters, and her mouth is so big, how can she look like a toad.
Don't look at her very good-looking, but this palace maid feels quite good about herself, and stubbornly thinks that Liu Hong will take a fancy to her and will make her a concubine.
Liu Hong doesn't know how to read minds, so he definitely doesn't know what this palace maid thinks. He felt that although this palace maid was not beautiful, since she came, he sent her away directly, which was too hurtful to his self-esteem. Liu Hong, who used to be an otaku, is very soft-hearted towards women. Even if this woman is not beautiful, Liu Hong can't be ruthless. Therefore, Liu Hong asked, "What will you do?" ”
"Back to Your Majesty, the slave can sing, and the slave and maid sing is good."
"You still sing with such a thick voice, do you think you are Han Hong or Tian Zhen." Liu Hong didn't want to rub shoulders with her, and said, "I don't like to listen to songs, what else would you do?" ”
"Back to Your Majesty, the slave will also massage." As she spoke, she wanted to rub on Liu Hong.
Seeing that this palace maid was eager to try, Liu Hong hurriedly stopped her, "You don't need a massage, let's do it, you just lie on the ground and go to school a few toad calls, the screaming is like a reward." ”
"Ah, learn to cry a toad!" Hearing this proposal, the palace maid was very reluctant.
The emperor, the words he said were the holy decree, and no matter how reluctant the palace maid was, she had to lie on the ground and learn the toad to scream.
The toad is not easy to learn, and the palace maid lies on the ground, puffing out her cheeks and holding her breath, and cooing. As soon as she didn't pay attention, the palace maid got a fart, and she came out with the scream.
When Liu Hong saw this situation, he hurriedly asked the palace maid to stop, which stifled the fart, if she didn't stop, she wouldn't have to hold Xiang out.
"Okay, don't call anymore, although the previous call is not like it, but the last one is still quite similar, you go down."
The palace maid doesn't want to go on like this, her dream of becoming an imperial concubine has not yet been realized, "Your Majesty, the last toad cry is not what I learned, it was a fart I put out, and I will learn it for Your Majesty now." ”
"Pull it down, and let you learn, didn't I ask for my own guilt." Liu Hong hurriedly stopped her and said, "Okay, you don't need to learn." I just want to hear the toad scream, and it doesn't matter what the sound is, you can go down first. After speaking, Liu Hong hurriedly asked her out, "Damn, it seems that the candidates who have been eliminated have to be added, at least this palace maid must not stay." ”
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