Chapter 690: Water or Fire
One state
Xiong Xian stared at a pair of frightened eyes, convulsed and fell in a pool of blood, and he couldn't figure it out until he died. Yesterday, Chen Hong also called himself a brother. said that the two of us are ants on a rope, why did they kill their own kind in a blink of an eye?
Chen Hong acted as if nothing had happened, calmly watching his subordinates collect Xiong Xian's corpse. In his opinion, early death and early superbirth is the best ending for this kind of poor worm who strayed into the game of giants.
Chen Hu, who had a dead face, appeared in front of Chen Hong and asked cautiously, "Factory father." Why did you change your mind? As the actual person in charge of the East Factory, he is clear about Yan Shifan's affairs.
"What? You still can't bear the one-eyed dragon? Chen Hong glanced at him and said, "Can't you see that the original plan is a fire pit that kills people?"
Chen Hu was silent, according to Yan Shifan's original plan, King Yi took his 10,000 soldiers and horses to ambush in Phoenix Mountain, and Yan Shifan led 2,000 outlaws. Occupy Xinye County in advance, and hide many fire-causing things such as sulfur, flames, and nitrate in the houses in the city. Then pretended to be a local official to greet the royal driver, "With Chen Hong's cooperation, it is not difficult to pass the customs in the dark, and then set fire to it in the middle of the night, and set fire to the east, west, and south sides. Only the north gate was left for the rout army to flee in a hurry. When he escapes to the area around Emperor Feng, he will encounter the troops of King Yi who are waiting for him, and he does not want to be killed on the spot. I can only tie my hands and catch it.
With the military level of the two brothers of the Chen family, after getting Yan Shifan's plan, they were still amazed. thinks that he really deserves his reputation, plus the two sides have done too many bad things together, if Yan Shifan is defeated, Chen Hong will definitely be involved, so although he is reluctant, Chen Hong is still tied to Yan Shifan's chariot.
But all because of the emperor's sudden illness. There was a dramatic change, and in the name of the unconscious Jiajing, Chen Hong became "a coercive son of heaven to order the princes." Big bull, for this kind of castrated, psychologically unhealthy people. Attitude often changes with status, when he found that he was in a better position than Yan Shifan, Chen Hong's mind began to fluctuate, he was unwilling to pull a cart for Yan Shifan, because it was not only thankless, but also the danger of being unloaded and killed by the donkey.
Besides, Chen Hong is not stupid, he realized that it is now the rainy season, and the plan to burn Xinye City is about to be ruined, but Yan Shifan and King Yi each brought thousands of brothers. It's already swaggering, and the paper can't contain the fire, even if you return it now, you're waiting to be impeached by the imperial historians.
If you are a sober-minded person, you will realize that the situation is already very dangerous, and the wisest choice should be to change your course immediately, find a way to stay away from the danger, and be thankful that you can get around and steal your life. But just as its physiological structure is different from ordinary people, the thinking of eunuchs is also incomprehensible to ordinary people, Chen Hong not only does not want to retreat, he also wants to progress
I'm already above 10,000 people, and I'm under one person" Not to mention that he is still a living dead, why should he be at the mercy of you Yan Shifan? As long as I will calculate, I will destroy you all, this Daming. Not all in my hands? Even if it is the emperor's old son, I can change it if I want to, I am the emperor of the Ming Dynasty!
The dead eunuch is starting to go berserk, and he wants to take his allies to complete the complete control of power!
Chen Hu was a little worried at first, but when he thought of something, he immediately became manic, so he knelt in front of his eldest brother and said, "Long live, long live, long live."
When Chen Hong heard this, he was startled at first, and then said with a deep face: "Don't say this again, I have no hope in my life, if you want to listen, you have to work hard yourself,"
Thinking about Brother Nai's words, Chen Hu left the big tent, and after returning to his tent, he figured out the implications. So he asked the people around him the most high-level question in his life: "Since ancient times, has there been a child of a eunuch who has become an emperor?" ”
In order to please him, his subordinates dug out their hearts and thought about it, and finally thought of one, and replied: "Cao Cao" is a tattered answer. But Chen Hu was like a treasure, his eyes lit up, and his fighting spirit was high: "Then do it."
Almost at the same moment, Shi Mo and a group of water boilers finally finished their day's work, and the little eunuchs surrounded him and said, "Brother Xu, let's talk about one more."
It turned out that the journey was long, poor and boring, in order to pass the time, he often lectured to the eunuchs of the mixed hall, of course, he couldn't remember everything, he could only tell some impressive jokes, fortunately, the eunuchs saw little of the world, and these were already fascinated. The five bodies he worshipped fell to the ground.
Watching them bring tea to water, and beat their backs, he smiled silently: "Okay, tell me a paragraph, whose joke do you want to hear?" ”
In the era of "Grandpa Guan", Guan Yu's status is already very high, following in the footsteps of Zhuge Liang. There are signs of deification, from emperors and generals to peddlers and pawns, people love Guan Yunchang. Silence is like a stream. smiled: "Then let's pass five levels and cut six generals." ”
"I said this the day before yesterday. The little eunuchs did not follow the way.
"Then speak," Huang Hansheng said silently.
"Yesterday Yu said
"What about going to the meeting alone?" Shen Mo said: "Won't you have talked about this too?" ”
"I haven't talked about this. The little eunuchs said excitedly.
So silently talking about it, Wu Shu was rough, and Lu Su invited Guan Yu to cross the river and talk about it. The temple all persuaded Guan Yu not to Guan Yunchang to do a thousand cuts. When the arrows and stones are attacking, the horses are vertical and horizontal, as if entering a no-man's land; Don't you worry that the Jiangdong group of rats "only took Zhou Cang and a boat to go to Dongwu for a banquet." The domineering shock group was so shocked that they ambushed and did not start, and finally left the story. Shen Mo picked up the teacup and replaced the wine with water: "As the so-called" a period of heroism back then, especially better than in Michi, "Guan Yunchang is proud and heroic, which is fascinating,"
The eunuchs were also fascinated, and it took a long time to come back to their senses, and they pestered: "Talk about one more, talk about one more,"
"Then let's talk about the flooded Seventh Army." Shen Mo understands the hearts of the audience very well, and the lecture is enjoyable for everyone to listen to, as for "Tuntu Mountain About Three Things" and "Go to Maicheng". I won't take it out to ruin the fun.
When everyone heard that it was another powerful joke, they immediately quieted down and listened to Gonggong Xu talk about Guan Gong's might. Shen Mo first carried Pang De's coffin and asked for his life, and finally became Yu Ban's vanguard general, leading a strong team to attack Guan Yu, and then focusing on rendering Pang De's bravery. Undefeated with the elderly Guan Yu, he also shot Guan Gong in the arm and defeated the Shu army for a while. When the eunuchs heard this, they were eager to eat Pound. I was worried about whether Guan Yu would fail, and I was very nervous.
Shen Mo wanted this effect, and said with a smile: "After Guan Gong returned to the camp, he pulled out the arrow, bandaged the wound, and swore revenge, but the generals were worried that his injuries would worsen, so they resolutely refused to allow it, and Yu Ban was afraid of Guan Gong's bravery, and he did not dare to take the initiative to attack, so he actually moved his army to the mouth of the ten miles north of Fancheng
"Then how did Guan Gong take revenge? . This was the chief concern of the eunuchs: "Does his wound not affect the use of force?" ”
"Hehe" smiled silently: "You look down on Guan Gong, he is not only powerful in martial arts, but also brilliant in the art of war, he saw the forbidden army in the north of Fancheng Shukou River, so he led a number of horses to Gaofu to look at it, and sure enough, he saw the valley ten miles north of the city. with military horses; Seeing that the water of the Xiangjiang River was very urgent, he smiled after looking at it for a long time: "Yu Ban will be captured for me" The generals did not believe it and asked: "How does the general know about it?" Guan Yu said with a smile: "Fish, how can you enter the "Shukou" for a long time? ”
Everyone didn't understand it at first, but then they realized it. Fish, Yu homonym, Guan Gong is making a joke about Yu Ban, so they all shouted wonderful. But when they finished laughing, they saw "Father-in-law Xu." I still hold that position, as if I have been immobilized.
The crowd told him that he should not be, and some people dared to push him, and they heard the sudden shouting of silence. The frightened man sat down, looked at him in horror, and muttered, "I didn't make any effort."
But he heard a silent face and asked, "Where are you resting today?" ”
"Fancheng," the eunuchs reacted: "It happened to be the place where Guan Gong flooded the Seventh Army, and before the words fell, I saw Shen Mo jumping up from the ground and running away in a panic. Sanchi hurriedly chased after him!
The little eunuchs looked at each other, and finally said in a low voice: "I'm afraid it's a nightmare."
"Yes, everyone nodded their heads.
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Three feet caught up with silence. He asked urgently, "My lord, where are you going?" ”
Silent and said: "It's too dangerous here, we must let the army pass as soon as possible."
"But who are you going to tell you about your dress?" Three feet reminded.
Shen Mo went to rub his face, wanting to restore his original appearance, Sanchi hurriedly said: "Don't rub it, use this makeup remover to take out a bottle of special potion from your waist bag, stick it with a towel, and moisten his face."
It's a long process, and it takes an hour to apply makeup in order to achieve a waterproof and realistic effect, and now it takes the same amount of time to remove it.
Standing silently and helplessly in the rain, looking around aimlessly, I saw the flames in the mushroom-like tents, and the rough laughter of the soldiers came from my ears.
He finally calmed down, in fact, Shen Mo is not an impulsive person, but he only blamed himself for his stupidity, and he only realized the danger now If the danger really exists, it is likely to be too late to do anything" This kind of hindsight feeling is really terrible.
While waiting for the three-foot completion and thinking about countermeasures, the two stood face to face in the rain. From a distance, the movements were very ambiguous, so that the little eunuch who caught up did not dare to approach.
Still silently found him, took the hat on his three-foot head, put it on his head, and coughed: "Little Lingsuo, what are you doing here?" ”
As soon as he heard that it was a silent voice, the little eunuch who was only thirteen or fourteen years old cheered and ran up and said, "Brother Xu, someone is looking for you." ”
"Oh?" Three-foot turned to block the silent face. "Where?" ”
"Over there" followed the direction pointed by the little eunuch, and saw the madman He Xinyin.
It seems that there is something big and said in a deep voice.
Shen Mo nodded lightly and said, "You go over and ask." ”
Three feet over, and before leaving, he took the little bell lock away, so as not to see the silent big flower face.
Soon; The ruler came over with He Xinyin. He Xinyin glanced at the silent face and was also startled.
Sanchi hurriedly explained for Dianmo: "Remove makeup." He hurried forward and continued his work.
"Something big is wrong" He Xinyin's beginning is very cheesy, but it will always shock
"What's wrong?" asked in a silent voice. The smell of the potion was terrible.
"My surname and you have tracked all the way, and finally found the whereabouts of Yan Shifan's outlaws. But I saw that they were all pretending to be river sand gangs digging sand. One after another, the sand boats went up the Han River and gathered on the river west of Fancheng." He Xinyin said in a deep voice: "At first, I didn't know what they meant. Later, when I saw them drive to various water outlets, unload the wood and stones contained in the boat, and hold back the water, it dawned on me that they were taking advantage of the rainy and rainy waters of the Han River. When Wang Shi reaches the narrow place of the downstream river, he can take a high boat, release the water and drown, and they will all be fish and turtles! ”
Shen Mo slammed his shoulder and said, "Sure enough."
Hearing that he was not surprised, He Xinyin was surprised: "Have you heard of it?" As soon as he found out about the other party's attempt, he hurriedly found the silent liaison officer, and came to see him non-stop, not expecting that this guy already knew.
I also guessed the silence and said softly: "As soon as I return to my original appearance, I will immediately reveal my identity, persuade the army to turn around, and send elites to exterminate those traitors!" ”
"I'm afraid it's too late" He Xinyin looked at the unprepared military camp: "The time is ripe for the other party to break the embankment, and he can make trouble at any time, and said quietly: "The place Yan Shifan chose for you is really good, with a radius of dozens of miles, low in the east and high in the west, low in the south and high in the north, it is absolutely impossible to turn around, and you have to let the water wash away." ”
Shen Mo seemed to see the terrible scene of flooding the Seventh Army, and tried his best to dispel useless fear, and asked him, "Do you have a good way?"
"There is only one way" is to cross the Han River as soon as possible, as long as you reach the other side, you can be considered to have escaped. He Xin said in a deep voice.
"I'm afraid it's just out of the wolf ** and into the tiger's mouth" Shen Mo looked at the swarthy north and said: "I dare to say that King Yi is leading his army and waiting on the opposite bank to beat the water dogs." ”
"So what do you say?" One is in a hurry. He Daxia's bad temper came up again.
"Let's cross the river first, and then we'll talk about it." Shen Mo said lightly: "I hope that both we and Yan Shifan have overestimated King Yi,"
factory,"
Zhu Xian, Zheng Yu, and Jiao Ying were sitting in the tent, worrying about the rain curtain outside, and the heavy rain continued for days, causing the water level of the Han River to rise. Zhu Xian and Zhu Guogong handed over this hateful task to the two lieutenant generals.
"It's dawn and it's time for people to build a pontoon." Zheng Yu and Jiao Ying said secretly: "This is another job that offends people. Who am I going to do it? When I was thinking about which general would be a bully and was about to kick the ball down again. There was a quarrel outside.
Zhu Xian was already in a bad mood, and when he heard the noise. He said angrily: "Who is making noise outside!" ”
"Grandpa, it's an official who wants to see you." The voice of the guard came from outside, "If you don't let him in, you will break in." ”
"No, no, no!" Zhu Xian said irritably: "Don't you see that we are deliberating?" Let him talk about it tomorrow! "This should be put in the founding of the country, which civilian official dared to trespass into the Chinese military tent, and directly cut off his head to the ball, how can he use "Come back tomorrow.?" It can be seen that the status of the military attache has fallen into a snot.
Before the words fell, I heard a clear voice outside say loudly: "Dong Ningbo, I am silent." I have something big to tell you! ”
Hearing that it was silent, Jiao Ying swallowed his saliva. Now Chen Hong's guy who will take revenge has the power to take over, and Shen Mo is his number one enemy, this shouting, are you afraid that the people in Dongchang will not see you?
"Hey, my ancestor Jiao Ying didn't care about Zhu Xian and Zheng Yu's eyes that wanted to eat people, so he hurriedly went out to welcome Shen Mo in, and said with a reproachful face: "Can't you be quiet?" Silently ignoring the rules and conventions, he bowed his hand to the three of them, and said in a deep voice: "Listen to me."
Now our army is on very low ground! Now the heavy rain continues, and the river is rising! Only then did the righteous come to report. There were more than 1,000 unidentified people damming the water inlet upstream. I've already saved up, and I'll release the water at any time! He said sharply: "In the blink of an eye, the river will rise, and our army will be in danger!" ”
Zhu Xian said angrily: "Master Shen, you are Your Majesty's favorite minister." But we will confuse our army again. I am also the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, and military law is engaged! ”
"Then please first pull out the army and cross the Han River immediately!" Silent and unyielding:
"Whatever you do afterwards!"
Hearing his words, Zhu Xian and Zheng Yu looked at each other and smiled: "It seems that Master Shen is stupid" In their opinion, even if there is really a big flood, it should be difficult to turn around, how can they lean to the water, although this is only a mile away from the Han River.
I was home alone, and no one called early, so I slept until the old point and woke up naturally, "There is a shift at night!" Anyway, it's more, it's more,
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