Chapter 33: The Strange Inn
"There seems to be an inn in front. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Mo lost the pole and looked into the distance, and saw a small roadside inn through the layers of bamboo forests.
"Really?" Yao Ying listened to his words, and couldn't help but raise his head and look into the distance, but he didn't find half a shadow of the inn, and couldn't help but glance at his eldest brother, "Where is it, why didn't you see it." ”
"Behind this bamboo forest, turn a corner and you should be able to see it." Mo Yi touched his head, and a hint of hesitation flashed across his face.
"And where should we stay tonight?" Yao Ying asked.
"Well, I heard that there will be a 10,000-strong martial arts meeting in the land of rivers and lakes in a month, so let's stay here for the time being." Mo Yi gritted his teeth and said: "When the time comes, there will be more and more people coming to the land of rivers and lakes, and there are definitely many masters among them, I believe that even if those bandits are bold, they will not dare to be rampant at this time." After all, no matter how cruel they are, they will never offend countless masters of the rivers and lakes. ”
"Brother doesn't mean to wait here." Yao Ying took out a water bladder from the back basket, poured a few mouthfuls of water and said: "If a large number of people and horses go to the land of rivers and lakes together, the bandits and villains on the road will converge a lot, right?" ”
"So to speak!" Mo Yi suddenly remembered the white-clothed swordsman he saw in Mingyue City. I thought to myself that if I had the martial arts of those people, how could I be so timid.
After he turned a corner on his horse, he saw an inn on the side of the road.
After turning over and dismounting, he took a closer look at the inn.
The inn is built with rows of bamboo poles, and it looks like a large area, divided into two floors, and there is a courtyard wall railing outside the inn.
Yao Ying slipped off his horse, and then scanned his surroundings with a serious face.
Mo Yi had mentioned to him many times that the first thing to do when he went to any strange place was to familiarize himself with the surrounding environment and keep it in his mind. Only in this way can they evacuate more quickly when unexpected dangers arise.
The two stopped outside for a long time, then raised their legs and walked towards the inn.
The door of the inn was not fully opened, and it seemed that the shopkeeper did not want to do business.
Listening to the sound of quack, Mo Yi pushed open the half-hidden door,
The gate was opened, revealing long wooden benches and large trees.
The large trees were about the size of two people hugging each other, and they were cut into a circle shape and placed in the store to form a table.
Inside the counter, wine jars were placed, and Mo Yi glanced over those wine jars and locked on to a person lying under the counter.
It was an old man with gray hair and a flushed face.
The old man lay on the floor with his eyes closed, and his nose was constantly snoring. He was dressed in a gray robe, covered in dust, as if he hadn't moved in a while, and the dust naturally drifted over him.
Yao Ying ran to the old man and squatted down, looking at him curiously.
Mo Yi coughed lightly a few times, which was a little hint to the old man, hoping that these sounds could wake the old man up.
Who knew that his throat was aching, but the old man was still motionless, and he was not awakened by him at all.
Seeing this, Yao Ying smiled, with a funny look on his little face, and put his butt to the old man's ear under Mo Ying's dull gaze.
"Puff Puff ......" fired three stinky farts in a row like a machine gun.
Suddenly, after the old man who was snoring took a breath, his old face turned from red to white, his long eyebrows jumped, and his two cloudy eyes were slowly revealed.
"It's so smelly......" As the voice sounded, the old man straightened up, turned over, and jumped behind Yao Ying at once.
He held Yao Ying's pants with a wrinkled hand, lifted him high, and seemed to smell the gas coming from the little guy's ass, and immediately blew his beard and glared, "Little bastard, did you put the fart?" ”
"I ...... I don't remember! Yao Yingxiao showed a panicked look on his face, shook his head vigorously, and did not admit the bad thing he had just done.
"The younger brother offended his seniors, so I will accompany him next." Mo Yi bowed to the old man and said, "Please don't worry about this six-year-old child." ”
When he spoke of a six-year-old child, he obviously accentuated his tone, apparently reminding the old man. You're all old, so why bother with children!
Sure enough, after listening to his words, the old man put down Yao Ying, who was so frightened that his hands were dancing, patted the little guy's ass with his hand, blew his beard and scolded: "The old man has lived for more than sixty years, and no one has ever dared to fart in front of me, little bastard, you are very kind!" For the sake of your young age and ignorance, the old man will let you go this time. The next time you dare to do something like this, the old man will kick your ass like a monkey's ass. ”
Yao Ying shrank his head, pouted and said aggrievedly: "People don't want to do this kind of thing, it's you who refuse to wake up." People are guests, how can you treat guests like this? Doesn't it mean that customers are ancestors? Ancestors can't fart to their juniors? ”
"What kind of reasoning are you?" The old man couldn't control his hand anymore, he slapped the little guy's ass again, and the old man's face turned red, "You are still sharp-toothed, believe it or not, I fart at you every day, let you know what it feels like to eat stinky farts?" ”
Mo Yi looked at the old man blankly, thinking that you should also be a master senior, how could you say such shameless words?
As if sensing his contemptuous gaze, the old man snorted, flipped back, and landed nimbly on the wooden table, "You're here to stay at the hotel?" ”
Don't lose your heart and say that you're not nonsense, isn't it? If I don't live in the store, why can't I still pull the little guy here to fart?
Although he thought so, his face was respectful, "In this barren mountain and wilderness, there are too many bandits, and the kid naturally came to stay in the hotel for safety." ”
"Just the two of you?" The old man asked another nonsense.
"That's right."
"You're from the direction of Mingyue City, right?"
"Seems so!" Mo Yi scratched his head and said in a daze: "We honest people can't read and write, and we can't know the way." So I don't know where I'm coming from or where I'm going. ”
The old man glanced at him, and said in his heart, "Are you an old man, am I an idiot?"
"It seems that you kid is not simple! It's just that a flesh martial artist can actually run here from the two bandit territories of the Devil Forest and the Great Sword Valley. ”
"Devil Forest and Dadao Valley?" Mo Yi was stunned for a moment, and in an instant, he understood that he was talking about the two gangs of bandits he encountered, right?
Thinking of the bandits, a beautiful face suddenly flashed in Mo Yi's mind.
Alas! I don't know how that fairy sister is doing now, but when he thinks of the Great Knife Valley, he thinks of the good spirits who are following them.