Chai Lin took a stack of comic manuscripts of "Brush Xiaoxin" and ran to Fang Mansion to find Fang Zhongyong, and was directly stunned by the lively mess in Fang Mansion. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The pond originally used for ornamentation has been raised by Fang's father with a group of ducks, and the pines, cypresses and bamboos behind it have also been shoveled clean by Brother Fang, and the neat rows of grain have been planted in the neat ground.

Chai Lin said hello and ran to Fang Zhongyong's house to look for someone, but saw Fang Niang pulling Fang's sister-in-law, and was posting various Taoist talismans in Fang Zhongyong's room for peach blossoms and children.

So he said goodbye and withdrew, and when he saw Teacher Cang pointing a few little girls outside, he asked Teacher Cangcha, "What about Master Fang?" ”

The teacher's apricot eyes were raised, and he pursed his lips and smiled: "In the study." ”

Chai Lin found the study and saw Ma Erya and Hongdou standing next to Fang Zhongyong. Because of the accident on the side of the "Waste Firewood Pigeon Express", Jian Jiao couldn't get out, and now only Hongdou is the only one to take the lead in the matter of Victoria's Secret Angel Underwear Workshop.

Fang Zhongyong was talking about something at the table, Hongdou said yes again and again, then accepted the design draft, and walked out of the outside with a salute.

Chai Lin took a look at Fang Zhongyong, then at Ma Erya, squinted his eyes and asked, "What new things do you want to do for Victoria's Secret Angel Underwear Workshop?" ”

Fang Zhongyong only took the manuscript paper of "Brush Xiaoxin" straight from his hand, brought it to the table to read, and Ma Erya said to Chai Lin with her eyebrows:

"It is a new series of maternity underwear designed by Brother Zhongyong, as well as postpartum nursing underwear, which can provide good personal protection for pregnant women without making people feel restricted, all because of the inspiration of seeing the pair of breasts of the pregnant sister-in-law."

Fang Zhongyong heard the first half of Ma Erya's sentence, and was still nodding, and as soon as the second half of the sentence "I saw the inspiration of my pregnant sister-in-law's **" came out, Fang Zhongyong immediately felt a feeling of choking on soil, and his old face turned red.

Although it is not as delicious as dumplings and fun as his sister-in-law, Fang Zhongyong thinks that he is a little pure gentleman, and he is really a little shy to be explained by such a red fruit.

Chai Lin didn't pay attention to those, and only said to Fang Zhongyong: "Now that your family is also here, I think it's a serious matter to open Fang's pastry shop in Bianjing." ”

Fang Zhongyong made additions and changes to the sketch of "Brush Xiaoxin" from time to time while reading, and occasionally added a note and waved his hand:

"Look at my family's situation, it looks like they're here to open a pastry shop, aren't they? If you really want to open up with me, I'll help you train your staff and teach you technology, and you can do the rest. ”

"Cheng-Cheng-Cheng-" Chai Lin closed the folding fan in his hand without hesitation, inserted the folding fan on the back of his neck, and squeezed over excitedly:

"Just waiting for your words. In terms of raw materials, you make a list for me, and I will have a good manpower and shop in a month or two, and then I will start training. ”

Fang Zhongyong pulled Chai Lin over, pulled the fan off his neck, and said to Chai Lin with those sketches:

"Didn't I know what I told at the time? What I want is a comedy, I have explained the meaning of comedy, the comedy version of "Brush Xiaoxin", you can take a look at this painting, all of them are bitter and hateful......"

Fang Zhongyong took Chai Lin's folding fan and pointed to a sketch: "Xiaoxin lost his mother at the age of three or four, and every day he planted vegetables, raised pigs, took care of his younger brothers and sisters, and the strange Shu millet from the neighborhood came to bully him, and the family was bullied like the third grandson, and he was wronged again-"

"Can it be a little worse? This is a little cabbage, or a poor person before being reborn, before crossing over......" Fang Zhongyong said, looking at Chai Lin,

"I remember when I was in class, I explained very clearly, Xiaoxin's character is a five-year-old, naughty child with a warm family and a little white dog, and now draw this kind of thing, what are these people thinking in their heads?"

"Maybe I want to extend it a bit. The painting is not good, just hit it back and repaint," Chai Lin said disapprerovingly: "These people have never been exposed to any comedy since elementary school calligraphy and painting, and it is common for them to not be able to understand the core of light-hearted comedy." ”

"Then let Xiao Yueyue go and tell them a few jokes from time to time." Fang Zhongyong thought about it, after all, the ancient and modern concepts are different, and there is still more substance rather than just theoretical indoctrination, so that people can understand it more thoroughly.

Chai Lin frowned, and whispered at Fang Zhongyong.

……

The next day, there was an accident in the court.

It is said that a few days ago, an official in charge of verifying the assets of officials and collecting personal income tax insulted the wife of an official of the Ministry of Industry.

The matter is a big problem, all the impeachments are going straight to the collection of official income tax, and the officials, whose interests have long been touched, have finally found the best outlet for catharsis, and scolded the proposal for the collection of officials' personal income tax and Fan Zhongyan, Fu Bi and others who are responsible for its implementation.

Fang Zhongyong stood on the side, because of the low level of his official position, he couldn't help much, he could only watch Lu Yijian do things quietly, and calmly commanded this big attack on Fan Zhongyan,

It seems that the official who insulted other people's wives is not important anymore, what matters is the policy of personal income tax, and Fan Zhongyan, the general person in charge of this policy.

This method of attacking political opponents has a scientific name in later generations, called "stealing the concept of change".

The way to do this is to reframe the other side into a position that can be easily overturned, and then attack that position. Swapping concepts is a rhetorical technique, but in fact, it's just a misleading fallacy, because the real argument is not overturned.

The concept of levying personal income tax has been cleverly replaced with the eye-catching "** official's wife causes people to die", and then through the easy attack on the latter, to achieve the effect of attacking the former.

Ruthless enough, black enough. It is simply the originator of the Great Song Dynasty Houheixue.

Fang Zhongyong looked at the victim Ministry of Industry official, and suddenly felt that this person's face was very familiar. Thinking about it, isn't this exactly Xu Qingchuan, who came to the door during the Chinese New Year for the design of the leather of the flush toilet?

It seems that if you want to understand the situation, you still have to find clues from Xu Qingchuan first.

……

The sunset over the long river, the wolf smoke in the desert, and the northwest boundary have a kind of vast and magnificent beauty of mountains and rivers.

The armor of the world, the golden sword, the war horse stood majestically under the crotch, and Li Qi beside him led another horse and walked slowly, dragging a long shadow.

Li Qi jumped on the horse and whispered to Chong Shiheng beside him: "After a little bit of justice, the last general has been ordered to transfer a few people who have a relationship with Fang Zhongyong to Yanzhou. ”

Chong Shiheng raised his horsewhip and gently pointed to the end of the long border in front of him, but he didn't see joy and sorrow, but asked, "Oh? How many people are there? ”

"According to the final general's verification, there are Zhang Jie and Zhang Fugou, the son of Lord Zhang Kang, Liu Yue, the hussar captain, and Di Qing, the head of the forbidden army, all of whom have some personal relations with Fang Zhongyong." Li Qi said it simply and neatly.

Chong Shiheng smiled and said to Li Qi, "Are there only these few people?" ”

Li Qi was a little weak by the old man's laughter, but he still thought about it and gave a positive answer.

"These are just these few people, the relationship must be established step by step, the last use of blasting powder was very successful, Li Jiyi, you kid is good, you are worthy of being a soldier brought out by Lao Tzu." Chong Shiheng said, laughing. (To be continued.) )