Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Song of the Race (Grand Chapter)
This hairpin was given to Sha Mei by Liu Yuze, of course, Liu Yuze sent this hairpin purely from the perspective of appreciation, the giver was unintentional, and the recipient was intentional, plus Liu Yuze has always shown a humble gentleman in Tang Liang, and also invented a waterwheel for Tang Liang's water intake problem (well, although the environment in Tangliang is good, but the information is blocked, Chang'an has used an improved version of the keel waterwheel, and there is not even the most basic waterwheel here...... What do you think of such a talented and good-looking man giving you an extremely valuable hairpin that you have never seen before? Anyway, Sha Mei's heart was captured by Liu Yuze......
"Ouch, this Yaozhai song is really too difficult to remember, each one is so similar, what if you carry a string of words on your back? Also, I'm just memorizing them, and I can't sing them if I lose!! I don't even know the tune!! ”
"Liu Agui's eldest brother-in-law...... Ahh Brother Liu Agui, when the time comes, Sister Agui sings in whatever tune you use, you can just follow it......" Tang Liang Ergui almost said bald. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Okay...... Ah, by the way, Ergui, I've always had a question, why is this place called Qianjiatong? ”
"Qianjiatong? I don't know, when I was born, I was called Qianjiatong, and my father was also called Qianjiatong when he was born, but according to the elders, the name of Qianjiatong was determined by the dog god......"
"......" Hearing this, Liu Yuze forcibly held back a churning in his stomach. He didn't know it at the time of the meal, but he arrived a little earlier before the meal and saw a scene that he will never forget.
I saw a large table of dishes on the table, and there was a majestic big black dog standing on the table, Liu Yuze watched the big black dog lick every dish over and over again, and then slowly got off the table......
Liu Yuze was shocked and hurriedly found Uncle Tang Liangzhai, but the uncle said happily: "That's right." The dog god has eaten it first, and we mortals dare to move the chopsticks......"
"What!! And the big meal I had when I first arrived? ”
"Oh, that's different, that can't be licked by the dog god, because you're also a distinguished guest sent by heaven......"
Liu Yuze let out a sigh of relief, it's okay......
The uncle continued: "To treat a distinguished guest like you, you have to lick it twice ...... the dog."
"What!! ...... vomit"
"Brother Liu Agui, what's wrong with you? Uncomfortable? Tang Liang Ergui asked with concern.
"It's okay, it's okay! Well, I'll go find the elders......"
After hearing Liu Yuze's complaints and questions, the elder smiled slightly: "It's normal for foreign babies to be uncomfortable, dogs are the ancestors of our Yao family...... It is written on the stones on the mountain handed down by our ancestors! During the festival and when you come to the guests, you can only eat it after the dog god is on the table and licks it! In ancient times, two great kings fought against each other, and one of the kings issued an edict that if the one who killed the other party would marry his daughter to him, our ancestors would tear down the edict and sneak into the army late at night to bite off the king's head. The king who made the promise did not regret it, but he thought it was a dog, so he asked them to live in seclusion in the mountains. So our ancestors brought the king's daughter to a land surrounded by mountains! Later one night, our ancestors changed from dogs to humans! Then the two got married and gave birth to a thousand families! Isn't this place our Qianjiatong!! ”
It is the first time for Liu Yuze to hear such a bizarre legend, but for the beliefs of ethnic minorities, Liu Yuze has always held a respectful mentality, every belief, every culture is formed after hundreds or even thousands of years of precipitation, and he has no reason not to respect it......
As Qianjiatong beat a big copper drum on the top of the mountain, the song competition finally began!!
On this day, the Qianjiatong family was dressed in costumes, singing and dancing, and the protagonist of this song competition, Tang Liang's Sha Mei, Tang Liang's first sister, wearing a dog head crown, and a beautiful golden hairpin was inserted in the crown, the upper body was wearing a green cloth cardigan, with red embroidery on the collar and a row of silver medals, a green cloth belt was tied around the waist, and the belt end was embroidered with a colorful world.
"Let's Tang Liang's song race has begun! I won't talk about the rules, and then it's up to you young dolls! Tang Liang's Sha Mei, let's start singing! ”
Sha Mei nodded, glanced at Liu Yuze, and saw that Liu Yuze was still chanting words in his mouth, his small mouth fluttered, and he cleared his throat at the moment, and sang: "If you want to love, you will love, and you will love for 60 years in life and death." Love is dead and turns into soybeans, and my sister becomes a plaster and falls in love again......"
Sha Mei on the canopy boat opened her mouth, and Liu Yuze on the shore was stunned, this voice is even better than the song of the lark!!
Pan Ergui on the shore was scratching his ears and cheeks at this time and was thinking about how to pick it up, Liu Yuze was happy in his heart, there was a song book on it! So he sang closely after Sha Mei's tune: "Death is to love in the next life, life and death are to love for eighty years." My sister died and became a tree, and my brother turned into a vine and came to ......"
Pan Ergui next to him was startled!! What a situation! This foreign Ah Gui has such a high level of singing? At the moment, he also glanced at Liu Yuze provocatively, and wanted to threaten him with his eyes, but Liu Yuze didn't like him at all......
Sha Mei on the canopy boat sang again: "Those who eat wine always talk about wine, and those who plant flowers always talk about flowers." People who are greedy for flowers are colorful, and their hearts are in the garden, and people are at home......"
Pan Ergui is eager to try it at the moment, and Liu Yuze next to him is overjoyed, and he also has it in this book! So he received: "My sister gave birth to a flower, and my sister didn't answer when she was talking." When the sun blows the flowers and falls to the ground, which bee will take care of it......"
Nima! Pan Ergui waited for Liu Yuze fiercely, and he almost wanted to swallow Liu Yuze alive......
"There is a bag of pears on the opposite ridge, but unfortunately they can't be eaten. A gust of wind blew to the ground, and no one picked it up and turned into mud ......"
There is also it in this book!! "There is a bag of pears on the opposite ridge, and a game of chess at the foot of the pears. The mistress shouted three and shouted five, and the mistress did not move, and the brother did not move......"
Next, the whole song competition will simply become a love song duet between Sha Mei and Liu Yuze......
Tang Liang's elder squinted his eyes happily, and smiled at Sha Mei's father: "This little baby is very good!" Although the singing is not good, the words are very good!! The little baby is handsome again, and your family is blessed......"
The uncle also laughed like a flower: "Haha!! Liu Agui, this offspring, we are very satisfied! It's a lot more expensive than that plate two!! What blessings can we have? Sha Mei is blessed......"
Pan Ergui really couldn't stand it anymore, gritted his teeth and walked in front of Elder Tang Liang: "Elder, let's suspect that Sha Mei and Liu Agui are colluding!" You also know that Liu Agui has been living in Sha Mei's house! ”
The elder also frowned: "The second member of the Pan family, this matter can't be talked about......
"I'm not convinced anyway!! I don't believe he has such a high level!! ”
"Then what do you want us to do?" The elder also blew his beard at Pan Ergui and glared.
Pan Ergui ignored Elder Tang Liang and said to Liu Yuze: "We suspect that you are colluding with Sha Mei!" I'm going to give you a topic here, and if you can do it, you can do it! Otherwise, you will collude and drive out Qianjiatong......"
Liu Yuze has no tricks now, but he can't admit that he cheats to death: "Pan Ergui then you can solve the problem, and I will continue to ......"
"Everyone says that you are good at writing, so you can write a lyric for us Qianjiatong!"
"The peach and plum are fragrant and the mountains are red, and the flowers and fruits are abundant. The source is used as ink to express ambition, and the poems are recorded and the pictures are magnificent. How about (quoting Wang Hongshi)? Liu Yuze didn't think about it, as long as it wasn't a love song duet, everything would be easy to do, who would make himself a traverser! Articles after the Tang Dynasty can be used casually, what can you do with me?
Pan Ergui sat down on the ground after hearing this, he knew that the relationship between him and Sha Mei was over!
"Good!! Liu Agui's baby is really excellent! Come on, pick up Liu Agui and take him away! What's that, Daddy Sha Mei, are you going to drink? ”
"Haha, we've been ready for a long time! Three meals of wine, six meals of partial wine, all of them! Everyone will come and drink in a while!! ”
Liu Yuze was carried to an empty room by everyone in a daze, and changed into another Yao family dress, and then everyone retreated, and an elderly person came over, and everyone also greeted him as a "kitchen officer".
As soon as Liu Yuze heard that the kitchen official was coming, he also came to the spirit at the moment: "It's just right, I'm so hungry that I coo......
"Haha, baby!! You have to prepare eight kilograms of pork legs, five kilograms of pork......"
"What? So much? Let's just treat me to something! Liu Yuze thought in his heart, and he hurried to find pork at the moment, but Tang Liang Ergui was already ready...... Liu Yuze held the pork and handed it to the kitchen officer, and explained that it was better for him to make braised pork......
"Brother-in-law (in fact, Yaozhai is strictly forbidden to call brother-in-law and brother-in-law, and only brother and sister are referred to among peers, this article is called brother-in-law in order to distinguish them, and everyone in the province misunderstands), the kitchen official is not used to cook, but the ...... of the wedding"
"What? Who is going to get married? Is this meat a gift? And what do you call me?? ”
"Hey, hey, you won the song competition, my sister is your person, aren't you my brother-in-law? That meat is not a gift, it's a dowry you gave to Daddy......"
"What?!" Liu Yuze jumped up in fright!! Nima Ge has a marriage contract, and he is still the baby daughter of Li Shimin!! If Li Shimin knew that he would come to such a daughter-in-law again, he would definitely kill himself in minutes...... As soon as he thought of this, Liu Yuze broke out in a cold sweat: "What's that...... Ergui, you can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing...... What, I'll help with this favor...... I don't think it's getting early, we still have to hurry, and we'll have a ...... in the future."
Ergui looked at the sky outside: "Isn't this early?" It's not noon yet!! I'm going to have a sake at noon!! ”
"I said, do I call you brother? Don't play with me, okay? ”
"Isn't Sister good-looking?"
"It's pretty, but it's ......"
"Isn't Sister gentle?"
"Gentle, but ......"
"That's it!! This is a rule handed down by the dog god, and whoever breaks the rules of the dog god will be thrown off the cliff! ”
"What!!" Liu Yuze hurriedly found a place to call Li Shimin.
"Aiqing, what's the matter?"
"Your Majesty, do you mean that in addition to changing the dynasty, I can do whatever I want in the Lingnan region?"
"yes!"
"Except for the change of dynasty, you won't interfere in anything I do, right?"
"yes?"
"What if I want to marry another daughter-in-law?"
"Ahem...... I don't have good ears, you *~* tell me again? ”
"Your Majesty, listen to my explanation, if I don't get married, I'll die......"