Chapter 215: Spice up the fun between husband and wife
Late at night, while Xu Jiaorong was sleeping soundly, Li Mo quietly went to the attic. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Sure enough, as he expected, there were only white fruits in the house, and Feng Sanniang had not returned.
"Bai Guo, I really want to learn Taoism." Li Mo made it clear that no matter what he wanted this time, he had to learn a stunt to settle down.
Bai Guo breathed and said slowly, "It's not that I don't want to teach you, it's that I'm a monster in the first place, and I don't know how to teach mortal law at all." ”
Li Mo was suddenly a little anxious, "But it's not a way to go down, demons are everywhere, wicked people are rampant, even if it is for self-protection, I have to learn a few tricks to retreat from the enemy!" ”
"That's a good idea," Bai Guo nodded affirmatively, "it's just that I'm really not fit to teach you this, let alone how to teach you." Last time I saw your dad beat that toad with a few tricks, why don't you learn from him? Instead, you want me to teach you? ”
Alas, if you don't mention this, Li Mo is not angry, when he mentions it, it is a fire in his belly!
He also knew that his father was a master of yin and yang, but every time he told his father that he wanted to learn yin and yang, he was led away from the topic.
Even when he taught himself some exorcism, he simply taught himself the mantra, and he didn't teach him the slightest trick to get started, as if he was going to make him retreat.
"Forget it, I'll figure it out again." Li Mo shook his head a little annoyed, "By the way, Sanniang hasn't come back yet?" ”
"Nope." Bai Guo hesitated for a moment after speaking, and asked, "Or, I'll go find her?" ”
"It's okay, you can go out and have a look, she's mysterious, and she doesn't know what the hell she's doing." After Li Mo finished speaking, he was about to leave, walked to the door and turned back, "Baiguo, can you get me something rare and rare?" ”
Bai Guo was stunned, "What do you want those?" ”
"It doesn't take much, just three or two things can calm the scene, and I'll go and propose to my brother-in-law tomorrow."
Even if it's just a duet, there must be a few eye-catching treasures.
"Yes," Bai Guo thought for a while, and without hesitation, he broke off his finger bones and handed them to Li Modao, "Take it." ”
Watching Bai Guo break his phalanges like a garlic clofer, Li Mo suddenly felt that his phalanges were hurting, should he be so ruthless?
"What, forget it if you don't have a baby, you must not think about self-harm." Li Mo suddenly felt a sense of guilt, as if Bai Guo's phalanx bone had been broken by himself.
Bai Guo smiled faintly when he heard this, "What do you think this is?" ”
As he spoke, Bai Guo raised the finger bone he was holding in his hand, "Let's use it to turn into a jade flute." ”
As Bai Guo's words fell, the phalanges instantly turned into a jade flute with a whole body, which looked very precious.
"If these are not enough, then take this and this together." Bai Guo happily broke off one of his little fingers, then brushed off a few strands of his hair and handed them to Li Mo.
For Bai Guo's frenzied self-masochistic behavior, Li Mo did not approve.
He was about to teach Bai Guo a few words, when he suddenly found that Bai Guo's severed finger soon grew again.
Well, it's that he's blindly worried, Bai Guo is cultivating immortality, not to mention that the dryad's healing ability is already very strong.
The little finger turned into a half-inch-long pagoda-shaped jadeite, delicate and exquisite.
And those few strands of hair directly turned into a strand of gauze as thin as a cicada's wings.
Bai Guo pointed to the little finger and said, "This is the Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda, the only one in the world, and it is priceless." ”
said, and pointed to the cicada-wing-like gauze and said, "This is a neon feather coat, which can be worn without fear of water, fire, knives and guns, and it is the only one in the world." ”
Looking at the three treasures in front of him, Li Mo suddenly felt that he didn't want to take them to Bang Xu Xian to propose marriage, so it was more cost-effective to keep them for himself.
"Such a good baby, it's better to keep it for your own use."
Bai Guo suddenly laughed, "What a baby, it was originally said to fool people, and it is not so magical." ”
"Huh?" Li Mo was suddenly a little disappointed, what about the jade flute, the Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda and the neon clothes and feather clothes?
"These are originally tricks to deceive mortals with spells, and what is fake is fake, and it can never become true." Bai Guo said and sent off the guest, "It's just late at night, I'll go outside to find Sanniang." ”
"Oh, then I'll go downstairs too, I'll have to get up early tomorrow."
Li Mo and Bai Guo walked out of the wing door with their front and back feet, Li Mo stepped lightly downstairs, and Bai Guo jumped into the night, and his figure quickly disappeared into the vast darkness.
The next day, before Li Mo slept enough, he was greeted by Xu Jiaorong with a slap.
The tender little hand slapped on Li Mo's thigh, and when five finger prints appeared, "Hurry up, hurry up, grind, don't delay the matter of proposing marriage to Hanwen." ”
Li Mo watched Xu Jiaorong dressing and dressing in front of him, and couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion in his heart.
He also thought that Xu Jiaorong would become gentle after getting married, and the gentleness of the relationship in those days was all because of the shyness of being a first-time wife!
There is a good joke, saying that in ancient times, a young couple got married, and after entering the cave room, the little lady saw a mouse stealing rice, so she said shyly: Look, there is a mouse stealing your rice.
Then a few days later, after a few rounds of her husband's affection and affection, she saw the mouse come out again, and the little lady should cover the sole of her shoe: Stinky mouse, let you steal my rice again!
What does this mean? It shows that after some run-in between the two of them, the little lady has completed the leap transformation from a girl to a young woman.
"What are you doing? Come on! ”
Xu Jiaorong slapped him again, and five finger prints instantly appeared on Li Mo's legs.
This little force, like an ant tickling, not only does it not hurt, but it adds some fun between husband and wife.
Li Mo suddenly turned over and jumped up, stood on the bed with a big grin, and said, "Look at me, a pillar of optimus!" ”
Xu Jiaorong glanced back at Li Mo, and shook her head unbearably, "Don't make trouble, hurry up, don't delay time." ”
The masculine characteristics of waking up in the morning did not make his own lady blush as he wished, and Li Mo suddenly felt that he was a failure.
Look, the bride has only been new for a few days, and when she sees her own little brother with high morale, she won't even blush.
Xu Jiaorong urged Li Mo early, and urged Li Mo to wash his hands and face, and pulled him out of the door without stopping.
On the long street where people came and went, Xu Jiaorong looked at the shops lined with shops and was worried, "Oh, I have no experience in proposing, what should I bring when I go to someone's house to propose?" ”
"Don't worry, lady, I prepared it yesterday." Li Mo said and took out the jade flute, the Seven Treasures Exquisite Pagoda and the neon clothes and feather coats that Bai Guo had conjured for him last night.
Xu Jiaorong looked at these things, she couldn't close her mouth happily, and just wanted to praise Li Mo for a few words, but instantly lowered her face and said, "Such a valuable thing, it must have cost a lot of money, right?" In the future, you have to be so lavish, and you can't be so lavish. ”
was looked for, Li Mo didn't care at all, and said happily, "This is also for Hanwen to buy, who made him my only brother-in-law." ”
Xu Jiaorong suddenly smiled, "It's pretty much the same, let's go, let's go find Hanwen." ”
After dinner yesterday, Xu Xian went back to the ancestral house of the Xu family and did not stop at the Li family, so Li Mo and his wife walked to the ancestral house of the Xu family together.