Chapter Ninety-Seven: Unlucky Master Tian
This shape, this temperament, it's simple.
"Old man Tian, where are you, old man Tian, don't run, Tian~~ Eh, everyone is here!"
Gao Yunshuang ran over in a hurry, only to see a black shadow from small to big, getting closer and closer, and she was similar to Tian Zhongyuan at this time.
Her long hair was as beautiful as a perm, and her hair was full of curls, but it was darker at the moment, as if another layer of soot had been crossed.
The pink face is blue and swollen, and when he speaks, he is more powerful than Tian Zhongyuan, and he can emit a thick puff of black smoke.
The goose-yellow skirt has a few holes, and the skirt has become a row of strips of cloth, but fortunately, the shoes are still there, but the chubby toes are exposed!
"Gao Yunshuang!"
"Little sister!"
"I'll go, it's the Evil Star!"
The voices of the three people at the same time are different names. The facial expression was more exaggerated than when he saw Tian Zhongyuan, and he naturally opened his mouth, and it was not a problem to put in a few eggs.
"Hee-hee, sorry to disturb everyone, you go on, I'm looking for someone!"
Gao Yunshuang turned her eyes that only had white eyes, and turned her head to run.
Gao Yunlong pulled it over and shouted loudly: "You stop for me, look at your current virtue, what kind of system a girl's family has become." I'll send you back tomorrow, what has become of you, crazy one day, come with me!"
No matter how Gao Yunshuang broke free, he couldn't break free from Gao Yunlong's hard pull.
Liu Piaoyun and Du Yuqiang looked at each other, held back for a long time, laughed, and their stomachs were about to hurt when they laughed, it was really~ I couldn't hold it back!
When Gao Yunshuang heard the laughter, she looked back at the two of them hatefully, and her mouth was purring, and she didn't say anything good at first glance.
Another howl suddenly rang out from the courtyard.
"Oh, I'll go, what's wrong tonight, a litter of crazy people?" the two hurriedly ran into the courtyard.
I saw Tian Zhongyuan holding Gao Yunlong's wine gourd, and poured it into his mouth with a bang. From time to time, a lot of wine flowed from the corners of his mouth, staining his beard.
"Good~ good wine, so delicious!"
"Oh oh, old madman, my wine, my monkey wine!"
I saw that one person was holding the wine gourd and didn't let go, and one person dragged it back with green tendons on his face, and he still talked about it when he couldn't pull it. Tian Zhongyuan, who was biting, grinned his teeth, even cried and howled, and did not let go.
Liu Piaoyun and the others were stunned and numb, this is really falling into a madman's nest, this Gao Yunlong is crazy, not weaker than Gao Yunshuang!
"Lao Tiantou, it turns out that you are here!"
Gao Yunshuang, who was squatting on the ground with his head down and drawing circles, pouting and muttering, suddenly raised his head and jumped three feet high, which frightened Liu Piaoyun and Du Yuqiang! Emma, no, my heart really can't stand it!
"Oh, I'll run!"
When Tian Zhongyuan heard this voice, he immediately didn't want the wine gourd, and he turned around and was about to run, but after watching it for a long time, there was indeed nowhere to run. Squatting on the ground and holding your head is going to hide under the table!
"Bang!"
Gao Yunlong, who was still using his strength to eat, sat on the ground with his butt and came to the sky with his feet in the sky!
"This damn old madman, he won't squeak when he leaves!"
"Hahaha~ Old man Tian, there's nowhere to run, I see where else you can run, don't you go back with me!"
Gao Yunshuang was lying at the door, pinching her waist with both hands, her face was bulging, and the corners of her mouth were raised!
"Huh!"
Tian Zhongyuan stared at the two black eyes and looked left and right, and finally stood up helplessly, and walked in front of Gao Yunshuang with a bomb-like head.
"Hey, girl, can you do it well, let me live a few more years. I'm so old, I don't have a wife, I don't have offspring, and there are still good years waiting for me. The great beauty of Jiang in the city under the mountain has been waiting for me for more than 60 years. Okay, girl, give me a chance, let me try my true colors as a man, and then let me die, okay?"
This Tian Zhongyuan, a handful of snot and a handful of tears, is really an old tear. If Liu Piaoyun didn't know his details, he would really believe it.
Just him, Che, what kind of Jiang Da beauty, nonsense, and a senior sister Tian Tian, what do you say? I'm not afraid that the senior sister Tian Tian, who is full of poison, will cut off his roots after knowing it, and then poison him!
"Big brother!"
Du Yuqiang secretly stabbed Liu Piaoyun.
Liu Piaoyun turned sideways and said, "Huh?"
Du Yuqiang leaned on his ear and said softly: "Now it seems that this group of people is just the two of us normal people!"
"Puff!ha~"
Listening attentively to Du Yuqiang's words, he didn't expect him to say this seriously. It's so funny, I can't hold it back!
The servants in front of them looked at each other, as if there was a fierce light and a resentful gaze.
Liu Piaoyun scratched his head: "Hehe~ That~ Let's tell jokes, you continue, continue!"
"You little rabbit cub, your uncle and I have become like this, you are still in the mood to tell jokes, hurry up and let me slap you two big mouths!"
Tian Zhongyuan blew his beard and stared at his eyes, and his angry stomach fell together!
"Huh, uncle?"
"What? He's the eldest brother's uncle?"
"When did the eldest brother have an uncle?"
A few people were really accidents, accidents within accidents, too unexpected.
"Eh, Master~ Uncle, I saw that you were having a good time, so I didn't bother you!"
Khan ~ Liu Piaoyun can't make it up!
"Bell!"
A meat bun instantly grew on someone's head, and someone who knocked it inhaled cold air.
Tian Zhongyuan shouted angrily: "Play, do you think I look like a play, ah? Who can play with an exploding head?"
"Poof!"
"Poof!"
A few uncontrollable laughter still came out!
"Haha~ Eh~ I'm sorry, uncle, I really can't help it, that~ What's going on with you two?"
Liu Piaoyun's face was flushed, and he quickly changed the topic, otherwise this laughter would probably be a meat bun again!
"Hey! I don't meet people, the sky has no eyes!"
Tian Zhongyuan glanced at Gao Yunshuang when he said this.
"Hee-hee, don't dare to say it, let's talk about it. Recently, I was researching a pill, and I still have little experience, so I asked my master for help and guidance, and that's it!"
Gao Yunshuang shrugged her shoulders and spread her hands!
"What do you mean by pointing?"
Hearing this, Tian Zhongyuan became even more manic.
"That's clearly murder, blatant murder. also studied the elixir, that kind of elixir can only study people to death, and before it succeeds, the people of this Immortal Sword Sect will be dying. ”
"Huh?"
Everyone was surprised again, this evil star can also study the elixir? However, what kind of elixir can exterminate the people in the sect?
Gao Yunshuang said angrily: "No, it will be successful in a few more times, and when the time comes, see who is not pleasing to the eye, throw it over to make sure that he will be wiped out, hum!"
"Huh, such a terrifying elixir?"
"Haven't you heard of it?"
Liu Piaoyun asked suspiciously, "What's the name of this elixir?"
"Boom!"
These two people said in unison!
"Damn! It turned out to be a thunderbolt, no wonder it was so powerful!"
Liu Piaoyun had a clear expression!