Chapter 52: Xu Xianzuo called his brother-in-law
Shen Lao slowly threw the human snakes on the ground into the bamboo basket behind him, and then stroked his beard and said, "The human snake is something that I haven't seen for many years." www.biquge.info They live in groups in the deep mountain crevices, vicious and vicious, and rarely go out. This time it actually appeared in the Xu Mansion, probably attracted by the smell of those fungus people. ”
"The fungus still smells?" Not to mention Xu Jiaorong, even Li Mo was curious.
Last time, although those green villains looked as soft and cute as dolls, they were so evil that people didn't dare to get close.
He took down several of them with his own hands last time, but he didn't smell anything!
"Hehe, you don't understand this." At this time, Shen Lao had already thrown all the people and snakes on the ground who were as weak as mud into the bamboo basket behind him, and simply jumped and squatted on the long bar of the verandah, shaking his head and popularizing science, "People and snakes are bloodthirsty, as long as they are targeted, people and animals will not escape." But what they love most is to devour these bacteria. Just because we can't smell doesn't mean they can't smell. ”
"So, they're chasing the fungus people you talked about?" Xu Xian asked incomprehensibly, "But, why do they bow to my sister?" ”
"What, you say bow? What did the old decay miss! When Shen Lao heard Xu Xian say this, he jumped down from the fence exaggeratedly.
He looked around Xu Jiaorong on Li Mo's back carefully, and said in disbelief, "Or, Miss Xu is wearing some holy relics to ward off evil spirits and drive away demons; Or, uh, it can't be impossible, it's never going to happen. ”
Shen Lao waved his hand and stepped back to Fahai's side and stabbed him with his elbow, "You said yes, mage? ”
Fahai didn't make a sound, standing silently in the moonlight, unstained with mortal dust like a fairy.
Seeing that Shen Lao was so abnormal, Li Mo suddenly wondered in his heart.
What can't be?
Could it be that this Miss Xu will be the reincarnation of the Demon King?
If that's the case, it's too bloody!
Thinking like this in his mind, Li Mo hurriedly put Xu Jiaorong on his back on the ground.
By the way, he stepped back and distanced himself from her. I'm afraid that she will be unhappy, and suddenly she will transform into something like that.
Xu Jiaorong was carried out, and only a pair of Juan Jinhui pattern socks were put on her feet.
Leng Buding was put on the ground by Li Mo, she only felt that the ground was cold to the bone, and gasped, "Oops." ”
Li Mo instantly regretted it, and felt that he was a little unrighteous, so he took off his coat and put it on the ground, and explained, "Miss Xu, men and women don't kiss, you can step on my coat to avoid the cold for the time being." ”
Xu Jiaorong blushed and was about to speak, but Xu Xian had already pushed her onto Li Mo's shirt, "Sister, since your brother-in-law is so considerate, you can leave it for the time being." ”
"What?"
"Fart!"
Li Mo and Xu Jiaorong said in unison, both staring at Xu Xian with unkind eyes.
Brother-in-law?
I'll go!
Who dares to have Xu Xian's brother-in-law!
He's a model of a man who dares to be a snake!
Can you not climb relatives, it will scare people to death!
Li Mo complained again and again in his heart, and he almost didn't go away on the spot.
And Xu Jiaorong also glared at Xu Xian angrily, and the foul language just now was what she exploded.
I really don't know what kind of demon my brother has born, how can he talk nonsense?
Who told him that the yacha in front of him, whose name he didn't even know, was his brother-in-law?
"Uh, am I wrong?" Xu Xian was a little confused, "But you all worship in the hall, and my brother-in-law is still so affectionate to my sister." Not to mention anything else, in such a dangerous situation just now, my brother-in-law simply carried my sister out with his wisdom and martial arts. Even the details of the cold on the ground are very thoughtful, and the little brother really admires it. ”
Tight hair! Li Mo secretly clenched his fists, he really wanted to seal Xu Xian's chattering mouth!
"Shut up! If you talk nonsense, be careful that I sew your mouth with a needle! Xu Jiaorong glared at Xu Xian and warned him to stop talking nonsense.
Thinking that her sister has always done what she says and what she does, and she is a female man who says everything, Xu Xian immediately wisely and quickly changed the topic.
He walked to Shen Lao's side in two steps and looked around his bamboo basket, "Shen Lao, do you want to make wine with this thing?" This is a youkai, can you drink the brewed wine? ”
"Wrong, only those who look good are called demons, and this kind of ugliness can only be called weird." Shen Lao hurriedly put the bamboo basket on his back, for fear of being robbed by Xu Xian, "Old decay doesn't use them to make wine, but to peel the skin and cramp, grind it into powder, and then add it with an exclusive secret recipe before it can be prepared with wine." ”
Hearing Shen Lao say this, Li Mo couldn't help but shudder in his heart.
These ancients are really heavy-mouthed, this is not ginseng and lingzhi, it is a monster that sucks human blood, is it good, and it is used to make wine!
It is estimated that after drinking this wine, it will immediately soar day by day!
It's all hiccuping, can you not soar!
Looking at Shen Lao's side again, he is mysteriously biting his ears with Xu Xian, in a vain attempt to brainwash and develop offline, "How is it, are you interested?" The old man sees that you have wonderful muscles and bones, and that you are smart and pure, so he will reluctantly accept you as an apprentice. ”
"You are really a good eye, you can see the pure family style in Xiaosheng's bones at a glance, you are a master!" When Xu Xian praised Shen Lao, he praised himself by the way.
He glanced at the human snakes lying in the bamboo basket, and pouted in disgust, "But forget about the apprentices!" I'm not interested in these monsters. My husband should be home in all directions and all over the world, and there is still a great scenery waiting for me outside. ”
Shen Lao smashed his mouth twice, but before he could speak, Fahai suddenly shook his head and said, "The donor is in love." The red face and white bones are all vain, and the verdant bamboo is full of Dharma body. If you have this common thought, you will bring disaster, and when great calamity comes, see who can save you. ”
"Bah, bah," Xu Jiaorong spat on the ground several times in a row, "Zen Master Fahai, the little woman respects you as a high-ranking monk, who would have thought that you would be so speechless." Hanwen is in the prime of life, and he has a bright future waiting for him. But thou hast cursed him for no reason to bring calamity, what is the mind of Ann? ”
"Everything is like a dream bubble, like dew and electricity, and it should be viewed as such." Fahai said no more, recited a Buddhist verse in a deep voice, and turned to leave.
Under the moonlight, his back was dragged to Yuyu slender, but there was a faint hint of indescribable gloom.
"Alas, mage, wait for me!" Seeing Fahai leaving, Shen Lao quickly followed with a bamboo basket on his back, and did not forget to turn around and instruct, "Those human snakes have been taken away by the old decay, you can rest in peace at night!" ”
The courtyard returned to tranquility, and Li Mo also gave his hand to leave, "What, if it's nothing, Li Mou will also leave." ”
"Brother-in-law works hard, Hanwen won't leave you to live." As soon as Xu Xian said this, he was dragged to the backyard by Xu Jiaorong's ears, and reprimanded him while taking it off, "Look at me if I go back and don't sew your mouth!" ”
"Sister, tap it, your ears will fall off."
Li Mo suddenly felt a pain in his ears, and left the Xu Mansion in great strides, forgetting all about Zhao Wu who was sleeping on the tree.
Xu's mansion returned to a dead silence in an instant, and for a long time, a small human snake suddenly popped out of a bush of flower paths next to the flower wall.
It spat out a fierce letter and quickly left the Xu Mansion.
Looking at the direction, it was actually towards Qingcheng Mountain.