Chapter 3 I just want to take a quiet bath
Breakfast was a delicious fish soup and a few refreshing and delicious side dishes, and after eating, Su Chen began to think about how to contact his family and classmates as soon as possible. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info after all, it has been two days, and Su Chen is also very anxious. Fortunately, I didn't have a stomach trouble because I secretly drank leftover fish soup last night, so I avoided unnecessary embarrassment.
During the meal, Su Chen didn't dare to speak, because he had already deeply realized that the old man and Zhou Meilin had lost touch with modern society. Even if you keep asking, you won't have any answers.
Zhou Meilin diligently cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and saw Su Chen sitting on the stool in a daze without saying a word, she didn't say anything. Because in Zhou Meilin's heart, Su Chen is an idiot full of gibberish. After burping, Lao Zhou went back to his hut to rest.
Su Chen originally wanted to ask for the way to the city, but when he smelled the smell on his body, something was not right. And it's so dirty, I'm really embarrassed to go to the city now, it's such a shame!
"Merlin, do you have a place to take a shower at home? I want to take a shower. Su Chen showed a very kind expression and asked gently.
"I can't take a shower at home." Zhou Meilin glanced at Su Chen and continued, "If you want to take a bath, you can go to the lake in the purple bamboo forest to wash, there are two small lakes, one is where the men in the village take a bath, and the other is where the women in the village take a bath. ”
The people in this village are too tough, right? There is no bathroom at home, so I have to take a bath in the lake in broad daylight. When I go back, I must post on Weibo to expose the things here, and I hope that the government departments and the public can provide some help here. Su Chen pondered in his heart, it seems that he really can't change the fine tradition of being nosy and loving to do good things.
Although the bathing place is an open-air lake, it doesn't matter. Since everyone is bathing in the lake, of course you can do it yourself. A big man, are you still afraid that the little ones will not be able to peek?
Su Chen asked the specific location in detail, and after Zhou Meilin told him, he took a big stride and walked in the direction of the purple bamboo forest. The thought of being able to take a happy bath right away made me hum a little song very happily. Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother, I walk on the shore, love love, love rope swinging, hey.
Zhou Meilin glared at him fiercely behind Su Chen, suddenly thought of something, and then rolled her eyes, and an imperceptible smile appeared at the corner of her mouth. After cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, Zhou Meilin neatly placed them in the wooden cabinet, dried her hands with an apron, and then hurriedly walked out of the door with cheerful steps.
The dense purple bamboo forest, green and verdant, refreshing and refreshing. Occasionally, a spring breeze blows, and the bamboo forest makes a rustling sound, which is very pleasant. Su Chen walked along a forest path towards the depths, the air here and the environment here were comparable to paradise. Su Chen unconsciously chanted Du Fu's poem, "The green bamboo is half seeded, and the new shoots are only out of the wall." The color invades the book late, and the wine is cold. ”
Su Chen thought seriously as he walked, if this purple bamboo forest is turned into a tourist resort, I will move a small stool and sit at the entrance of the forest to collect tickets, and I should be able to make a windfall.
After walking for a short time, I came to a fork in the road. Su Chen remembered what Zhou Meilin told him, the path on the left was the lake that led to the men's bath, and the path on the right was the lake that led to the women's bath.
Do you want to sneak down the path on the right? Forget it, if you alarm the girls who are taking a bath, it's good to get out. But if you want to alarm the bathing aunts, it's over. With the combat effectiveness of the aunts, they have to beat themselves to death. I am innocent, but I can't be ruined here!
Su Chen raised his middle finger fiercely at the path on the right, and then walked along the path on the left. After a while, I saw a pool of clear water, and a faint mist was rising from the surface of the lake. It was early in the morning, and no one would take a shower at this time, so it was very quiet. Su Chen couldn't help laughing, and he couldn't wait to jump into the lake to wash himself.
After walking to the lake, the warmth came to the face, and the end made people feel comfortable. Although it was already past Mengchun at this time, the weather was still a little chilly. And the water in this lake is not only crystal clear, but it also emits heat, which is amazing!
Su Chen really couldn't wait at the moment, so he hastily stripped off his clothes and threw them on the big green stone by the lake, and then jumped in with a pop. The bottom of the lake is paved with smooth pebbles, and stepping on it makes Su Chen's bones soft and crispy. Su Chen pinched his nose, closed his eyes, and then plunged into the lake and stabbed a fierce man.
There is a rockery in the bamboo forest by the lake, and there are three people muttering sneakily side by side. In the middle is a beautiful and playful girl, it is Zhou Meilin. On the left is a sturdy young man named Hu Erwa. With dark and shiny skin and a pair of copper bell-like eyes, at first glance I thought it was a gorilla in clothes. On the right is a young man with a thin yellow face and a short stature, with dripping eyes, named Chen Goudan, who looks very clever. These two and Zhou Meilin are both from the same village, and they have been good friends since childhood.
"Merlin, are you talking about this kid in the lake? Is it that he sleeps in your bed? Hu Erwa pointed to Su Chen in the lake and asked in a low voice.
"Yes, it's him, this cheeky bad embryo with a problem with his brain." Zhou Meilin said angrily, "Have you two figured out how to fix him?" If I can't think of a good way, I won't play with you two in the future. ”
"Yes, there are some, Meilin, don't worry!" Chen Goudan on the right hurriedly responded flatteringly, and then he bent down and quietly came to Hu Erwa's side, and the two began to discuss in a whisper. After a while, this Hu Erwa covered her mouth and began to smirk. Chen Dog glanced at this guy and didn't speak.
"Okay, no? Okay, hurry up, I'll be here to see how you two clean him up. Zhou Meilin urged in a low voice.
And Su Chen didn't notice this, still humming a little song and tossing back and forth in the lake, crying out in his heart! Scratching left and right, the whole body is comfortable. Although his muscles were not very strong, Su Chen still showed off his strength. Anyway, no one saw it, so it's good that Lao Tzu is happy.
"Smack!"
A very large stone seemed to fall from the sky, splashing more than two meters high, and the calm surface of the lake was like a broken mirror, with countless ripples.
Before Su Chen could react, the second, third, and fourth pieces came one after another. Su Chen looked in the direction of throwing stones, and saw a young man with the appearance of a chimpanzee grinning and throwing stones into the lake. Each stone looked like it had to weigh forty or fifty pounds, but the guy effortlessly raised one hand and smashed it into the lake.
"Gorilla, stop! Don't you see I'm taking a shower? Su Chen shouted angrily. Anyone will be angry about this, I'm just taking a shower, can I do this to me? What if I accidentally hit me? I didn't die in a bungee jumping accident, such a big life, if I was stoned to death for no reason, I would be too wronged!
Hu Erwa didn't seem to hear it, and continued to throw stones into the lake. He seemed to have an inexhaustible strength all over his body, and no matter how big the stone was, he always raised it with one hand, picked up his arm and threw it.
Su Chen screamed and wanted to climb ashore. But when I got to the lake and was about to go up, I realized that something was wrong.
"! it! it! Where did Lao Tzu's clothes go? I saw that there was no hair on the big bluestone where my clothes were originally placed. How good is that? Su Chen spat fiercely towards the lake, and secretly said angrily in his heart, why is this society so impetuous? Why are the young people everywhere? Why would someone steal the clothes of one of my big men? Is there still a heavenly principle, and is there a royal law?
It turned out that when Hu Erwa threw a big stone into the lake, Su Chen's attention was attracted by Hu Erwa, and he didn't know that Chen Goudan quietly stole his clothes while he was not paying attention. At this moment, Zhou Meilin, who was hiding behind the rockery, was already trembling with laughter. Seeing Su Chen's embarrassment, Zhou Meilin thought that she could calculate a bad breath.
"Dead face, bad embryo, big idiot neurosis, see how you go back later!" Zhou Meilin muttered to herself proudly.
Hu Erwa saw that her goal had been achieved, and she no longer threw stones into the lake. He laughed happily and trotted away. Chen Goudan stole Su Chen's clothes and asked Zhou Meilin what to do? Zhou Meilin said You can do it, and then Chen Goudan threw Su Chen's clothes onto a towering bamboo pole in understanding. The breeze of the bamboo forest blows slowly, and the clothes hanging on the bamboo poles flutter in the wind like a few small flags.
After that, Zhou Meilin and Hu Erwa quietly slipped away along the same road. Only Su Chen, who looked confused, was left soaking naked in the lake. Where did the clothes go? Where did the gorillas go? It's really said that every day should not be called the earth and the earth, and you can't go back to the old man's house naked, right? This thing must have been done by a gorilla, looking at his appearance of five big and three rough, he is definitely not a good kind! It's not good to steal anything, you have to steal my clothes, there must be other accomplices!
Su Chen secretly swore that if I were caught, I would beat her hard! But after taking a look at his thin body, he couldn't help but sigh. Even if you go head-to-head with a gorilla, you probably have to be beaten into a pig's head.
I just want to take a quiet bath and be a fair and pure beautiful man, why am I so unlucky? Could it be that this gorilla and his accomplices are jealous of their handsome appearance, so they have made this plan against themselves? Thinking of this, Su Chen said secretly, I was really too handsome and jealous, and the ancients did not deceive me.
"Daddy!" Thinking that he didn't even have clothes, Su Chen was really aggrieved, and with righteous indignation, he beat his chest in the lake and looked up to the sky and yelled! Suddenly, there was a frightened cry of birds in the bamboo forest, and then they fluttered their wings and flew around.