In the small private room of the restaurant, smoke was billowing, Chen Wenming pushed open the window, and said to Li Kaihua unhappily: "If you smoke again, the two of us will become smokers, I really don't understand, Beijing only enforces car exhaust emissions, why doesn't it force smokers." www.biquge.info Hey, why did you change to smoking this brand of cigarettes, is it that the business is not good and you can't afford to smoke good cigarettes?" ”

Li Kaihua shook his head with a wry smile and did not answer.

Chen Wenming picked up the teacup, took a sip of tea, and said: "The tea is not as good as before, it's really a hell today, and it's a stingy ghost." ”

Li Kaihua ignored Chen Wenming's cool words, snuffed out the cigarette butt and said: "You immortal is really difficult to invite, and I don't want to come out after a few calls." You asked me to go to your house for dinner, if it was just you and your sister-in-law and nephew at home, I would definitely go. Your mother-in-law is living with you now, I really don't want to see her, she should be sixty-five years old this year, she is a little mouse, but she talks like an old fox------"

Chen Wenming put down the teacup unhappily and said, "Do you have serious words?" Any more nonsense and I'll be gone! ”

Li Kaihua picked up the teacup that Chen Wenming had put down, handed it to him and said, "Let's talk about it in a while, we haven't seen each other for a long time, let's chat first." I also know that it's hard to talk to you, and we're not the same kind of people right now. ”

"Now that we advocate garbage classification, what kind of category do you belong to?"

Li Kaihua listened to Chen Wenming's words, not only did not get angry, but said with a smile: "You say that no matter which category I belong to, garbage is also renewable energy." I know that you don't like me now, you don't like me, I don't care, even if there are 100 million people in the country who don't like me, I'm not afraid, and there are other 1.3 billion people who may like me. ”

After listening to Li Kaihua's words, Chen Wenming said angrily and funny: "Did you go to the hospital recently to secretly have an organ removal operation, why did you have no heart and lungs?" ”

Li Kaihua didn't care about Chen Wenming's sarcasm, looked at his watch and said: "I have another dinner in a while, I have to go over to catch up, let's get down to business now." Last Wednesday night, a few friends and I were drinking tea and singing in the dance hall, don't pout, I'll tell you the ugly words first - the big dung pit is the bank of shell mantis, the garbage can is the canteen of stinky flies, who likes what place, we people are together with the same smell, the same hill, now you are happy! ”

"You're pretty self-aware!"

Chen Wenming said with a smile.

Li Kaihua continued: "My group of buddies and sisters - or fox friends and dog friends, there is a beautiful girl among them, I have seen her twice in similar dance halls, and I can be regarded as acquaintances!" From the outside, she is very simple, the smile on her face is cuter than the Mona Lisa, and a pair of small dimples are even more charming, which makes people can't jump in and get drunk. In fact, her skin is as white as a lotus root, her heart and eyes are as many as lotus roots, and her network of relationships is very wide, and she just wants to catch a big fish. Listening to a buddy, when she was an assistant to the general manager of a company, she made a mistake, and the general manager gave her 'face-to-face' education, and carried out 'not serious' treatment, so that she slept in the big bed of her dormitory for a night without spending money------ what are you staring at? ------You know, I'm a person with incomplete pentatonic sounds, and when I was in middle school, our music teacher said that I could lure wolves with a single mouth when I sang, and all of them were she-wolves. In the dance hall, I usually smoke and drink tea and listen to other people's singing. It happened that the girl's 'sound channel' that day - don't get me wrong, I'm talking about the pronunciation channel, that is, the voice, something went wrong, and I couldn't show my singing voice, and while others were singing, the two of us sat on the side and talked for a while. ”

Chen Wenming's impatient expression was obvious.

"Don't worry, it's time to get to where you're interested." Li Kaihua continued, "I asked her if she had a boyfriend, and she said that she had just recently talked to an officer in the army, and the officer's personal natural conditions were not very good, he was short and fat, but he worked in a large organization, and his father was a high-ranking cadre, with a good family background and great development potential. ”

Chen Wenming's heart was excited, and he immediately thought of Zheng Gang, and hurriedly asked Li Kaihua: "Did she say what was the name of that officer?" ”

"I didn't ask about this, I listened to what the girl said, his place of work is not far from you, and he may be in the same unit as you. It only occurred to me afterwards that if the officer was an acquaintance or colleague of yours, wouldn't they have found a 'second-hand product' that had been used by someone else, and it would be too much of a loss to bring home a crooked-mouthed mule with the money from buying a horse, so I called you out to tell me about it. ”

"You still have a little conscience, don't tell anyone about this matter anymore, I'll talk about it after I understand the situation clearly. However, there is one thing to doubt, girls who are mixed in the business world like to spend all day drinking, and will find a soldier who gets a dead salary to live a poor life? ”

"According to some people's thinking, a smart and beautiful girl can make a lot of money. However, there are also some people who don't think so, no matter how big the money is, it is not as big as the public money, and now it is best for a girl to marry a public servant who has the power to manage money. In the past, there were many people who recognized money as their father, but now there are many people who recognize officials as fathers, and if you are an official and rich, she can call you grandpa. ”

Chen Wenming said unhappily: "Don't talk nonsense, big money is personal money, you can spend it casually, public money is everyone's money, and it is illegal to use it indiscriminately." Besides, not all officials have the right and money, and although an officer like us is also an 'official' in the army, he is just a small clerk in a large organ, and basically has no other income except for the money on the salary slip and holiday allowance. ”

This time, it was Li Kaihua who pouted and said to Chen Wenming disdainfully: "Qingshui Yamen is four taels of oil, who will believe your words?" At present, it can be said that every day there are public servants who use public money to be sentenced or punished, which is only a small part, more people are at large, now whether it is a gray mouse or a white mouse, not caught by a cat is a lucky mouse. ”

Chen Wenming didn't pay attention to Li Kaihua so much, stood up and said to him: "Do you have anything else?" No, well, let's withdraw! ”