Seeing that Wang Mang's house was in chaos, Kong Xiu had no choice but to leave. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info because the old lady fainted because Wang Guang was caught in a hurry, Wang Mang couldn't leave for a while, so he had to order Tang Danwu to send off the guests, when Tang Danwu stood at the gate to say goodbye to Kong Xiu, he could obviously see the strangeness in his eyes, like a weasel that got into the chicken coop and faced a group of little hens, Tang Danwu couldn't help but think of the Han Dynasty male style (homosexuality) was extremely prosperous, thinking of this, although the warm sun shone on his body, Tang Danwu could still feel a chill on his body.

Back in the front hall, Tang Danwu saw that the old lady had not woken up, and there was a large group of people around her, and Wang Mang was sending a wave of people to ask for a doctor. At this time, Tang Danwu couldn't take care of much, he wanted to know who had an accident and his big backer couldn't have an accident, if the old lady had an accident, God knows if Wang Mang, who suffered from hyperthyroidism and was very prone to anger, would blame him for the matter. So he immediately stepped forward and drove them away, and pressed his fingers the old lady's man, whose head was resting on the old lady's bosom of the Queen Mother.

At this time, Wang Mang turned around and saw this scene, and he didn't know what to think that Tang Danwu actually dared to cause trouble at this time, so he stepped forward and slapped Tang Danwu aside. Who knew that Tang Danwu's body was crooked, and his temples just had a close contact with the coffee table next to him, and Tang Danwu, who had just crawled out of the unlucky abyss, fainted again.

Tang Danwu felt that he had a strange dream, in the dream he actually returned to the Western Han Dynasty, although he did not have time to use the golden finger to change the dynasty like other traversers, but also changed the fate of Wang Mang's second son Wang Shu, and the most interesting thing is that he actually saw Wang Mang's true face in the dream, and also understood that it was because of hyperthyroidism that Wang Mang was humble before the usurpation and tyrannical after the usurpation.

It is precisely because of this strange dream that Tang Danwu in the dream is despising himself, obviously he has graduated, is it because he is about to graduate in order to cope with the thesis defense, he treats the historical materials about Wang Mang as a story to see, so he has such a dream. But the strange thing is that although I feel that I should have woken up from the dream, I can't open my eyes.

When Tang Danwu finally opened his eyes, he was taken aback, obviously he should be in the rented basement, but it was a completely unfamiliar environment in front of him, and he clearly remembered that he was watching Guo Degang and Yu Qian's cross talk "I want to cross" before falling asleep, how did he wake up and become like this.

Before Tang Danwu took a closer look, he saw a group of little girls like junior high school students around him, just like filming a TV series, and he couldn't tell what era of clothes these actors were wearing.

Tang Danwu thought that he was still in a dream, because he obviously still had a little impression of some people, and he seemed to have seen it in the dream he had traveled to the Han Dynasty. When these little girls saw that he had woken up, someone immediately shouted: "The second son is awake, go and tell Lao Yijun and Yijun" while running out.

Tang Danwu pinched his thigh with his hand, and a burst of pain came over, if he was still in a dream, but everything around him was so real, it was hard to believe. Could it be that the rich man was playing tricks on him and getting him to the filming site of the TV series, wanting to see how he made a fool of himself? After thinking about it, Tang Danwu thinks that only this one possibility is the most realistic.

As soon as Tang Danwu wanted to turn over and sit up, he felt a hot pain in his back, and he didn't care to ask where this was and what these people were doing. He wanted to touch his back with his hand to see what was going on, but his hand couldn't reach it. So he took the hand of a little girl next to him and said, "Little sister, you can help me see what's wrong with my back, why does it hurt so much."

Who knew that the little girl was too deep into the play, and saw her say: "The second son is because the firewood room caught fire three days ago, and his back was burned. This time, Tang Danwu really couldn't understand what this little girl was saying, he hurriedly asked: "You guys are filming, but I'm not an actor." If you want to play tricks on me, you guys are playing too hard, who made my back hurt so much, beauty, don't tease me! ”

But the little girl said, "The second son's words don't understand." Tang Danwu had no choice but to say, "Then what are you doing?" The little girl said: "Because the son rescued the old Yi Jun, he was mistaken by the prince for the son to disturb, and the result was that the son fainted, and the doctor came and said that the child's treatment method was not wrong, and the old Yi Jun woke up and scolded the prince, and asked the servants to serve the son." Hearing this little girl, I was dumbfounded, this time it was Tang Danwu's turn to not understand, who is the prince, and who is the old Yijun.

At this time, I heard a familiar voice shouting at the door: "Little pig, little pig, my poor little pig." Tang Danwu looked up, he was dumbfounded, only to see the group of little girls scattered to both sides, an old lady staggered into the house with the support of a middle-aged woman, it was Wang Mang's mother and Wang Mang's wife he saw in his dream. At this time, Tang Danwu seemed to have been struck by lightning, and the whole person was stunned.

Before Tang Danwu could say anything, he saw the old lady with tears in her eyes, hugged him, touched his head with her hand, and asked him if he felt anything uncomfortable. Isn't all this a dream, but I filmed a scene in a daze? Tang Danwu became more and more convinced that this was the filming site of a certain TV series, and he was just a poor worm who was spoofed by a rich man. How can I say that Tang Danwu is also a 23-year-old young man, so he is not used to being held in the arms of an old lady, so he gently pushed the old lady's hand away and asked, "Grandma, isn't it just acting, why are you really crying?" ”

Hearing Tang Danwu say this, this time it was the turn of the old lady and the others to be stunned. Tang Danwu doesn't care so much, since you rich people are playing tricks on me like this, then I can't leave. So he pushed away the people who were standing on the spot, walked out of the door, and walked through the hall to the courtyard, but as soon as he arrived at the courtyard, Tang Danwu was stupid on the spot. He was an extras in TV dramas during the summer vacation, but when he went out, he found that this was not a film and television base at all, and he saw that there was no tall building around, the sky was blue, and he even saw a few unnamed birds standing on the roof.

Did you really travel to the Han Dynasty? Rao is nervous, and he has experienced a time crossing in a dream, so he can't believe that all this is true. Could it really be that there is a time machine like the Moonlight Treasure Box, who inadvertently touched a spell like "Prajnaparami" and traveled to this plane?

Tang Danwu, who was in a mess in his head, was like a marionette, surrounded by everyone and returned to the room, he couldn't hear what others were saying, and his head was chaotic. Then for the next few days, he ate as much food as he was given, drank as much water as he was given, and if others didn't say it, and he didn't know that he was hungry or thirsty, others would look at him as if he were looking at a demented child. That's right, Tang Danwu was completely stupid, he wanted to curse in his heart, but except for God, he didn't even have a target to curse. As for God, since he experienced the crossing, he would never dare to have any disrespect.

Seeing other people's time-traveling novels, especially the kind of soul-worn after death, the protagonist travels through the past and generally inherits the memory of the possessed person, or is attached to the body of a child, but what kind of crossing is he? Now there is not a trace of Wang Shu's memory, not to mention, if you want to say that you are barely impressed, that is, the old lady, the queen mother, Wang Mang, Kong Xiu, by the way, there are Cangsan, Cangba and two unknown maidservants. Unfortunately, Wang Shu is already 17 years old, not to mention in the Western Han Dynasty, even in the 21st century, he is also a person with full criminal responsibility in law. It is simply impossible to pretend to be an innocent child and then slowly get acquainted with this society.

Tang Danwu saw in the novel that the protagonist after the crossing, whether he inherited the memory of his previous life or not, he was quickly familiar with and adapted to the life after the crossing, and was able to integrate into the entire era like a fish in water, Tang Danwu secretly scolded those authors in his heart for bragging. No matter who it is, even if he has the consciousness of coming and being safe, his ass will protest. You know, this is the Han Dynasty when there was no toilet paper available, but it needed to be wiped with a wooden strip.

What's more, this is still an era when communication basically relies on roaring, public security basically relies on dogs, heating basically relies on shaking, and transportation basically relies on walking.

Speaking of cure, Tang Danwu found that since he traveled to the Western Han Dynasty, he has become more and more perverted, and he began to have a habit of loving his mother and liking the best mature women, otherwise why would he want to greet his mother whenever he saw Dr. Zhang, who was treating him, in addition to wanting to have a close contact between his fist and his face?

Obviously, he didn't have any illness, but that Dr. Zhang said that he had lost his soul, and the medicine he prescribed was bitter and unpalatable, and he also said that in order to recover from his condition, he was required to lie down flat, and more importantly, he said that the burns on his back were small ulcers. Tang Danwu from later generations clearly remembered that if burns and scalds were not handled properly, they were very likely to cause infection, and the consequences would be quite serious. So if you want to ask Tang Danwu what happiness is at this time, he will definitely answer: happiness is, cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman specializes in beating Dr. Zhang. So compared to Dr. Zhang, Tang Danwu prefers Dr. Ding, the one who treated him for burns, not only the taste of the medicine is not so bitter, but the ointment used is really effective.

One thing that made Tang Danwu very strange was that when he tried to ask not to let Dr. Zhang come again, but to let Dr. Ding treat him, he was flatly refused by the old lady. It wasn't until later that he asked Dr. Ding that he knew that since the Western Zhou Dynasty, traditional Chinese medicine has been divided into four types: disease medicine, ulcer medicine, food medicine and veterinarian.

These days, Tang Danwu's life is extremely unreal, every day before going to bed, he prays that his current experience is just a dream of Nan Ke, as long as he wakes up in the morning, he will return to the basement he rented in the twenty-first century, but the reality is cruel and ruthless to him. Only at this time did Tang Danwu really realize that although the matter of crossing over to the Han Dynasty had completely ruined his three views, if he wanted to live in this era, he must find his true self. I remember that someone commented on the Internet about the crossing, saying that after the impact of the crossing and the two worlds, it will be difficult for people to continue to indulge in the ordinary.

Although Tang Danwu knew that he was just an ordinary liberal arts student, compared with science and engineering students, in addition to knowing more historical classics and having some advantages in the social, political, and economic aspects of the Han Dynasty, he didn't dare to think of any firing cement, steam engines, and generators. Of course, I still remember the gunpowder formula I learned in junior high school chemistry class: one sulfur, two nitrate and three charcoal. Tang Danwu wanted to see what he could leave for this era with his little butterfly flapping his wings desperately.

So one day, after Tang Danwu got up, he stood outside the house and stared at the sky, shouting silently in his heart: I, Tang Danwu, no, my king is Wang Zhongsun! Since you have brought me to this era, please give me a chance to change this era.