—— Nanpi, the old Yuan Shao Mansion, is now the temporary residence of the Witch Emperor Dong Zhuo.

Heavy snow is blowing, the north wind is howling, and once the Hebei boundary enters winter, the temperature will be very low. The soldiers who were accustomed to the climate of the Central Plains shivered in the north wind, but most of the Xiliang Iron Cavalry came from the bitter cold Xiliang Territory, and they did not feel much pressure in winter.

It's a pity that although the Xiliang Iron Riders are not afraid of the cold, their Witch Emperor His Majesty is one of the most afraid of the cold in the whole world, and at this time she is shrinking in the thick quilt, only revealing one head.

Dong Zhuo's temporary dormitory is very prosperous, using all the luxurious furniture she brought with the army, the bed is made of the best wood and sandalwood, and the tables and chairs are extremely carved. The best silk quilts are filled with warm cashmere, the curtains used for the beds are made of colored silk, the hooks used to hang the curtains are made of pure gold, and even the basins for charcoal are gold.

Before she succeeded in usurping the country, she was actually not so particular, because at that time, she was running her own Xiliang Iron Cavalry, and on the other hand, she was preparing a plan to usurp the throne, plus her fief was in the bitter cold Xiliang, and there was no condition for her to be so extravagant. But since she successfully usurped the country and became the witch emperor of the Great Demon Country, the surname Tian, who pursues a high-quality life, has awakened, and she has become more and more concerned about a comfortable life, paying attention to high-end and extravagant use, and slowly becoming what it is now.

"It's so cold!" The Witch Emperor snorted depressedly in the bed: "This damn ghost weather, Li Ru, why do you say we have to conquer this bitter cold place?" Forget about ceding the whole of Hebei to other countries, I think Karasuma is good, give all of Hebei to Karasuma, let's not want it. ”

Li Ru, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, heard this, and suddenly his head was full of black lines, and he smiled bitterly: "Your Majesty, how can the land be given away?" This ......"

"There's nothing you can't deliver, it's too cold, don't want this kind of place." The witch emperor turned over in the quilt, accidentally exposed her shoulders, she was only wearing a thin layer of silk clothes that was close to her body, once her shoulders were exposed, she suddenly shivered all over her body with cold, and quickly shrank into the quilt.

Li Ru's sweat flowed heavily, and she persuaded bitterly: "Your Majesty, Hebei is not so cold all year round, spring, summer and autumn are still very good, we can not have the winter in Hebei, but the other three seasons still have to be ruled by our Great Demon Kingdom." ”

Dong Zhuo tilted his head and thought for a while: "Well, it makes sense, it's inappropriate to give up the land of the other three seasons for the sake of the cold of one season, so be it...... We won't come to Hebei in the future. She rolled in the quilt again: "In winter, it's better not to go anywhere, it's best to huddle in the quilt and spend the winter warmly." ”

Li Ru smiled bitterly and sighed in his heart: It is a hundred times more difficult to march with you than usual, and you have to vomit blood to transport your furniture. If it weren't for Cao Apu's chaos in Liaodong, and Cao Apu was very powerful, we wouldn't be able to handle it if you didn't conquer it yourself, who would want to invite you, the great god. She couldn't help but said depressedly: "Let's stay in Nanpi and don't move, Cao Apu saw that His Majesty would not enter the army again this winter, so she decisively captured Beiping and formed a situation with us, which is really ...... Lost land. ”

"It's okay, if you lose it, you lose it." The witch emperor lay on the pillow, pouting above the quilt, it seemed that her ass was pushed up: "It doesn't hurt to lose the territory in winter, when spring comes, we will continue to go north, easily take Beiping, and then level Liaodong." I have Lu Bu, Diao Chan, and the invincible 'usurpation of the country', who in the world can be the enemy? ”

"Diao Chan's 'dumping sentient beings' was broken once by Big and Small Qiao during the Red Cliff War, and your 'usurpation of the country' was also sealed once by Sun Quan's 'Blue Eyes'." Li Ru hurriedly admonished: "Your Majesty must not underestimate the enemy. ”

"Hmph, am I the one who would fall twice in a pit?" The Witch Emperor rolled around in the quilt: "Next time, I will never give someone like Sun Quan a chance to make a move, before she uses 'Blue Eyes', I will hit her with 'usurpation' first." ”

This time, in order to prevent the enemy from hitting him first with some strange mind-control technique, Dong Zhuo specially customized a strange carriage, which was sealed on all sides, and no light could penetrate it, and no light could penetrate through the cracks of the door. Sitting in such a carriage, you can prevent the enemy's mind-control technique from hitting Dong Zhuo.

During the Chen Liu's war, Cao Ying once said that the light will not bend, which is the biggest disadvantage of the mind control technique, although Dong Zhuo didn't like Cao Ying, but what she said made Dong Zhuo deeply impressed, so she specially customized this kind of carriage against the mind control technique.

There are several small holes on the front panel of the carriage, Dong Zhuo can watch the battlefield through these small holes in the car, and the baffle is also designed on the top of the small holes, as long as the baffle is lowered, even these small holes can be covered.

Such a carriage inevitably gives people the feeling of a coffin box, so the inside of the carriage is also extremely gorgeous, so that Dong Zhuo will not feel stuffy inside, and the layout is magnificent, and it is unstoppable.

Of course, Li Ru knew that there was such a carriage, and after thinking about this carriage, she also felt that Dong Zhuo was invulnerable, as long as Dong Zhuo hid in such a carriage to suppress the formation, relying on Lu Bu alone would be enough to defeat any enemy. Even if Cao Ying found the treasure of "I coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes", he would not be able to pose a threat to Lu Bu.

Because "I coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes" must hold the other party's Son of Heaven in order to make the princes, if the opponent's Son of Heaven is not hit, then this martial arts skill is a waste move, Lu Bu can be unaffected at all, and easily defeat Cao Ying.

The two chatted a few more words and said something nonsense like "it's so cold today".

At this time, someone outside suddenly shouted loudly: "Your Majesty, General Wang Ping is back...... She has an urgent military intelligence report. ”

"Wang Ping? That's the one who can fly, right? Dong Zhuo frowned and said, "Didn't she go to chase the mysterious caravan that captured Zhang Miao and Niu Jin?" Why did you come back so soon? Tell her to come in. ”

It turned out that Sun Yu had captured Zhang Miao and Niu Jin in Jizhou, Dong Zhuo had already known about it, but he didn't know who did it, so he sent Wang Ping to pursue, but he didn't expect that in a blink of an eye, Wang Ping would come back.

After a while, there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside the house, and then there was a "bump", the door of the house was pushed open, Wang Ping rolled a cold wind, and rushed into the house with a head full of snowflakes.

She was about to get angry, and suddenly glanced at Wang Ping's appearance, only to see that Wang Ping's head and shoulders were covered with snowflakes, gathering a thick layer, obviously flying for a long time, and not resting at all, it seems that there is indeed a very urgent matter.

Although the Witch Emperor was extremely ruthless to men, she had a good temper towards women, she suppressed her anger and asked in a deep voice, "What military situation?" Seeing that you are in such a hurry, you don't have the bearing that a female general should have. ”

Wang Ping didn't care about talking any other nonsense, knelt down on one knee on the ground, and said urgently: "Mysterious caravan...... It turned out that the reinforcements sent by Gongsun Jun to aid Cao Mengde were not many, but there were many generals such as Sun Yu, Zhao Yun, Wang Yue, and Zhang Ren......"

"Yo?" Dong Zhuo was overjoyed: "It's my escape, it's great, he sent it to the door himself for me to arrest." ”

After she shouted this sentence happily, her tone suddenly changed: "Huh? What is there to be afraid of this little reinforcement, do you need to rush to report it like a dead mother? ”

Wang Ping shook the snowflakes above his head and said with a crying voice: "Then Sun Yu...... Oh, no, it's a run from pet, and she raped General Niu Jin again......"

"What?" Dong Zhuo was furious: "What's going on?" Hurry up! ”

Wang Ping said: "My subordinates didn't see the specific experience, but they saw the results." When I caught up with the caravan, Sun Yu was getting out of a carriage, getting dressed as he went, and then General Niu Jin poked his head out of the window of the same car, white liquid dripping from the corners of his mouth...... At the same time, he also cried out miserably, 'General Wang Ping save me'......"

Hearing this, Dong Zhuo was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "Does this prove that he was raped?" Wouldn't it be a little too arbitrary. ”

"That's not enough proof?" Wang Ping hurriedly said: "White liquid is flowing from the corner of his mouth...... What a terrifying picture it was, at that time, the subordinates were frightened, their whole bodies were weak, and they almost couldn't fly. ”

"Hmm...... I wanted to ask about this just now. Dong Zhuo asked with a blank face: "What does it mean that white liquid is flowing from the corner of your mouth?" Is this picture scary? ”

Wang Ping: "......"

Li Ru: "......"

The two of them glanced at each other, and they both felt a burst of sweat, how to explain this matter to His Majesty? Although Her Majesty has hundreds of male pets, her male pets are all pure eunuchs, and of course she doesn't know anything like white liquid. No, this knowledge must be taught to Your Majesty.

Li Ru pulled Dong Zhuo's quilt hard, bit her ear and said, "Your Majesty, about the white liquid, the subordinates can explain a thing or two......" She blushed, bit Dong Zhuo's ear for a while to explain, and gave a detailed introduction to the appearance method of the white liquid. In the end, he concluded: "In short...... After the man's animal desires are satisfied...... Cough...... This white liquid will appear. ”

Hearing this knowledge of physiology and hygiene, the witch emperor's face was full of horror and sweat, she even forgot the heat and cold, and jumped out of the quilt with a brush on the ground, wearing only a thin silk obscene robe, reached out and grabbed the Yitian Sword hanging at the head of the bed, waved it twice in the air, and said angrily: "I see...... Originally...... Escape from favor and use General Niu Jin's mouth to satisfy the beast's desire! It's also too ...... Mrs. ...... It's too much! ”

"Yes, it's miserable, poor General Niu Jin." Wang Ping sighed.

The Witch Emperor was full of anger, jumped up and down on the bed, kicked the pillow and quilt off the bed, and shouted, "What are you waiting for? Raise all three armies and march! Give me an immediate march! Rescue Niu Jin, rescue Zhang Xiu, catch the escaped pet back and castrate and then kill, I don't even have to wait for a blink of an eye, what north wind, what winter, what snow, to hell with me! ”——

The Witch Says:

After hearing the words of Li Ru and Wang Ping, I was shocked!

It turns out that that kind of thing can be done with mouths! I have seen the ...... Belch...... No, it's wrong!

Damn escape, I wanted to spare your life, but this time, castration and then killing are not negotiable, you wait for me.

Dong Zhuo remembered that he had been in the devil for three years, in the depths of winter

(To be continued)