Chapter 102: Get out, get out
"Your Majesty...... Uh, the emperor is wise! Liu Fan was silent for a long time, and he didn't know how to answer, so he had to make a very popular sycophant. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Xiang Jingwu is not easy to fool, seeing his appearance, I know that he must not understand. So Xiang Jingwu smiled and said seriously: "If you don't understand, there are benefits to not understanding, at a young age, the less you know about these calculations, the better." When you understand everything, your mind changes. ”
Liu Fan understood this sentence, and according to his understanding, Xiang Jingwu was appreciating his simplicity. Well, Liu Fan is indeed quite "stupid" sometimes.
Xiang Jingwu said again: "Xuanyu, you are also a good person...... Well, I can only say that I don't hate it, so I can tell you these things with confidence. But you have to remember that what I have said to you today is so important that not a single word is allowed to be leaked. Otherwise, the whole house will be beheaded and the nine clans will be destroyed! You're going to have to memorize it! Got it? ”
Liu Fan shrank his neck in fright, and Xiang Jingwu said that the nine clans, the gold content of this sentence is too great. However, logically speaking, Xiang Jingwu himself seems to be among Liu Fan's nine clans...... After all, it is the emperor's words, it is better to listen to them, just like Xiang Jingwu requested, Liu Fan must be able to "remember"!
Liu Fan said with a sad face: "Your Majesty, since it's a secret, don't tell Weichen!" What if Weichen sleeps and talks in his sleep one day? Also, if it wasn't Weichen who said it, someone knew about it from other sources, what should I do? ”
Xiang Jingwu had a straight face, unreasonable and arrogant, exuding a strong aura of a king: "You will still be punished by the Nine Clans!" ”
Liu Fan deeply worshipped: "The emperor is fair and strict, impartial, which makes Weichen admire him very much...... "I finally know who inherited Qinghe's occasionally unreasonable temperament......
Xiang Jingwu smiled slightly: "It's not a sincere beautiful word, don't say it in the future, I'm not old and confused." Don't make trouble for me in the future, endure everything if you can, don't force yourself to come out until the moment when the dagger appears, I have high hopes for you, and you have to fight for yourself. ”
"What does the emperor mean is that he wants Weichen to pretend to be his grandson from now on?"
"Pretending to be a grandson? Hehe, it's not impossible for you to say that. Then you can honestly pretend to be a grandson for a few days, my bureau has been laid out, but it is not yet time to close the net, many places are still not perfect, I don't want to be reckless because of your recklessness, and ruin the overall situation that I have carefully arranged for several years. "According to the emperor's uncle's meaning, the co-author of this marquis is the mouse that almost broke the whole pot of soup! Liu Fan was depressed, I was afraid that I would do something bad, so you would simply remove me, young master, I am not uncommon to be this official.
Thinking of this, Liu Fan rolled his eyes, took out the sick note that had been prepared from his arms, and handed it to Xiang Jingwu with a smile: "Your Majesty, this ...... Please sign on it, stamp a seal, and you will be able to lay out how you like in the future, and Wechen will definitely not mix with half a cent......"
Xiang Jingwu took it curiously, and read it accordingly: "Sister Xiao, I'm sorry, I have no intention of stealing your belly pocket, just because you are in too good shape, my little brother can't help but ......."
"Huh?!" Liu Fan was shocked and snatched it over, "I'm sorry, I took it wrong, I took it wrong, hehe......"
Liu Fan wiped his sweat, took out another piece of paper from his arms, looked at it carefully, handed it to Xiang Jingwu, and said with a smile on his face: "Hehe, it's this one, Fang is Weichen took it wrong, hehe......"
Xiang Jingwu glared at him fiercely, took a look, frowned, and said, "What is this?" ”
Liu Fan calmly explained: "Your Majesty, this is a sick note, it is written about the patient's illness, your Majesty, there are also the signatures of the medical hall and the doctor, this is issued by a large medical hall with a business license, and the credibility is very high......
Xiang Jingwu was surprised: "This is the patient's disease? Who's it? Also, what are you showing me this? I'm not a doctor. ”
Liu Fan was stunned and said, "Your Majesty, this patient is Weichen!" Didn't have the patient's name written on it? As he spoke, he took the sick note and looked at it,! The old Chinese medicine doctor really didn't write the name of the Hou Ye, how could he forget such an important matter? You'll have to deduct his money when you turn around!
"Uh...... It may be that the doctor is old and has a bad memory, so he forgot to write it...... Your Majesty, Weichen is sick! ”
Xiang Jingwu carefully looked at the sick note, then looked at Liu Fan's complexion, and said uncertainly: "Are you sick?" 'Body surface heat, fear of wind and cold, headache, pulse floating'? ”
Liu Fan hurriedly nodded in agreement: "What the emperor said is exact, and it will be contagious......"
Xiang Jingwu was puzzled: "But the way you look now, in my opinion, you are very good." ”
Liu Fan was shocked when he heard this-it's over! Forgot to pretend to be sick!
It's never too late to make amends. Liu Fan held his forehead with one hand, his head was tilted, and his expression was extremely painful: "Oops, dizzy...... So weak, so weak......"
Xiang Jingwu looked concerned: "Then do you want to pass on the imperial doctor to take a look at you?" ”
"No need, as long as the emperor agrees that Weichen will go home to recuperate for ten days and half a month, it is estimated that this disease will be almost cured......"
Xiang Jingwu's face sank: "Liu Fan, you are really bold!" Are you as easy a bully as a five-year-old? I have been the emperor for so many years, and you are the first one who dares to blatantly bully the king in front of me, hum! Do you know what it is to deceive a king? ”
Bullying the king should be more than just a wrench, right? Liu Fan wiped his sweat and said with a dry smile: "Your Majesty, Weichen is really sick, and now the Weichen of the previous dynasty is dragging his sick body and cheering up his spirits......"
"Pretend! Believe it or not, I'm going to order someone to beat you with twenty court rods right now? Tell me why you want to get this one...... This ......"
"Sick note." Liu Fan came up to help Xiang Jingwu and said. Now that he has been recognized, Young Master Liu simply doesn't pretend.
"Yes, sick note. Is it because I don't want to go to the early court? ”
"This ...... If the time of the last dynasty can be two hours later, Weichen will like it very much......"
"You ......" Xiang Jingwu glared at Liu Fan for a while, and then said helplessly: "If it weren't for my Qinghe...... Hmph, for what you've done lately, it's not too much to kill your head! ”
It seems that it is not bad to have a cousin princess who likes herself, Liu Fan sneered and said: "Yes, yes, the emperor is wise and martial, and he knows that Weichen is a great loyal minister, and a good emperor will not kill loyal ministers......"
Xiang Jingwu stared at Liu Fan, smiling: "I don't need to say if I'm a good emperor, but no matter how I look at you, you don't look like a loyal minister." ”
"People should not look like the emperor. Besides, Weichen doesn't look like a traitor. Liu Fan said depressedly, doesn't your daughter like me.
"Don't say it, in the future, you have to give me an honest court, don't play tricks to Meng Zhen, forget it this time, if you dare to bully the king next time, I will let you see what the law of the country is!" Xiang Jingwu's voice was violent, and a suffocating majesty swept towards Liu Fan.
Liu Fan's scalp was numb, this is the legendary king's overlord's spirit, scared to death, Liu Fan hurriedly said yes.
"I called you here today, and there is one more thing, my Princess Qinghe, what are your plans?" Xiang Jingwu's eyes were staring at him tightly, not wanting to miss any expression on Liu Fan's face.
Intend? What do you mean? Liu Fan looked at Xiang Jingwu in amazement. The two stared at each other with wide eyes and didn't say a word.
After a long time, Xiang Jingwu sighed and said, "Liu Fan, Qinghe's affection for you, I don't believe you don't know. Now that you know, you don't want to let her down. She has been willful and active since she was a child, and her temperament has become a little stubborn, but she is not bad-hearted, I have always doted on her, I have tried my best to do what she wants, what she wants to do, I don't want to see her suffer any grievances. Do you understand what I mean? ”
How could Liu Fan not understand? Xiang Jingwu was asking him for a kiss, but because of the face of the royal family, he said it more subtlely and tactfully.
If he had just met Qinghe, Liu Fan would definitely not want to refuse directly. He thought he couldn't afford such a woman. But now that I've known Qinghe for so long, Liu Fan has gradually understood her, as Xiang Jingwu said, although she is a little willful and stubborn, she is not bad-hearted. And she made no secret of her affection for Liu Fan, and was even willing to let go of the pride and self-esteem of the royal family for him, what is such a good girl still picky about?
If he stays in his previous life, a girl like Qinghe, who has a good family background and is affectionate to him, can't dream of it, but Qinghe is a cousin after all.
"Your Majesty, can you allow Weichen to go back and think about it carefully? You know, it's a lifelong event, and you can't afford to be sloppy. ”
Xiang Jingwu said with relief: "Okay, I promise you." This matter should be thought about carefully, hehe, to be honest, if you agreed to it without hesitation just now, I would have to worry, yes, you are fine. Liu Fan secretly added in his heart: This emperor also has times when he is cheap.
Then, Xiang Jingwu said: "Liu Fan, I solemnly tell you that you must treat Qinghe well in the future, and don't make her sad, otherwise, I will not spare you!" ”
"Your Majesty, did you say this as a father, or as an emperor?"
"Oh? What's the difference? Xiang Jingwu frowned and asked.
"Of course there is a difference, if you say it as a father, then I can solemnly promise you that I will never make Qinghe sad in the future!"
"If I say this in my capacity as the emperor, what should you do?"
Liu Fan suddenly took a few steps back with a panicked face, and then slammed his head on the red carpet of the imperial study, trembling like chaff, his tone was panicked, and there was a little trembling: "Minister...... Can't! Minister...... Panic ......"
Then Liu Fan got up from the ground as if nothing happened, patted his clothes, and said, "That's it." ”
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"Get out! …… Get out! Xiang Jingwu gritted his teeth and burst out of his mouth.