Chapter 27 tells the story of encountering bandits in the afterlife
Northwest Lu is a reckless wilderness, broad and profound, extending to the horizon in all directions, like a round pot lid. The trees not far away have become bare branches, the bushes have become bare small trees, the withered yellow weeds cry in the cold wind, the bare land is also dead yellow, plus there are a few dilapidated remnant clouds floating in the vast sky, and the listless sun seems to have been robbed of its brilliance by the dark clouds that are heavy and shallow, so it has become a world of earth and loess yellow.
The wind in the northwest of Lu is still very hard, and when the blowing north wind blows, the face hurts like a knife, the hands and feet are red from the cold, and the snot is sometimes so cold that it cannot be shaken off. There is a lot of loess in the wind, and after walking for a while, you don't need to wear makeup, because your body and face are stained with a thick layer of loess.
The terrain here is almost the same, except for the villages, there are fields, and apart from the fields are ravines, if there is no obstruction, people can see far, far away. It's a pity that the path is winding, and from time to time there will be a small ditch in front of you, and a frightened rabbit may emerge from the small ditch.
There was not a single pedestrian in sight, except for himself and Chen Ping walking on the path, there seemed to be only these two people in the world. Han Xing carried Chen Ping's luggage (he didn't have any luggage, because he believed that Xu Yushan was a rich man, and he must have a luxury bed like a hotel) leaned towards Chen Ping's side unfreely, but Chen Ping flashed back alertly, and said, "You go ahead, I'll follow behind." โ
"Why?" Han Xing asked incomprehensibly.
"Why, and ask why. Because, I'm afraid you'......"
Nima originally wanted to protect Chen Ping, but Chen Ping was afraid that she would harm her, it was really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and she didn't know the hearts of good people. But there is no way to be angry, who will let there be a marriage in the future? Han walked in front and said, "Chen Ping, can I tell you a story?" โ
"What other good stories do you have?" Chen Ping seemed to look down on Han Xing, "However, being idle is also idle, you can talk about it!" โ
Han Xing looked at the ditches and ditches on the ground while telling Chen Ping a story: "A person after 76 years suddenly traveled to the present one day and found a person who looked very similar to his wife appeared in front of him. He felt very surprised, so he tried every possible way to love and protect her, but this so-called wife of hers did not appreciate it and looked down on her everywhere......"
"Stop, stop, I'll ask first," Chen Ping asked, "What is crossing?" โ
Han Xing said: "Crossing is ...... To put it bluntly, time travel is when people in the later era suddenly travel through time and space to the present, or people in the present suddenly travel through time and space to the era in the future. โ
Chen Ping laughed, giggled, and laughed for a while before saying, "It's not a loss to be Commissioner Fan's secretary, and he really knows how to talk nonsense." Okay, even if the story is true, who do you find to be very similar to your wife? โ
"Is that person...... Han Xing thought for a while, he really couldn't tell the truth, otherwise, he would definitely be attacked by Chen Ping, so he had to say, "This person can't sue you yet, it's just that this woman doesn't like me very much and hits me everywhere." โ
"Just by virtue of yours, huh!" Chen Ping glanced at Han Xing with annoyance, "It's no wonder that women like you." โ
Han Xing's heart was completely cold, it turned out that he was so unpopular, especially Chen Ping looked at himself like this, which made his heart even more sad.
"You haven't finished yet, how about the man who traveled to the present after 76 years?"
"That man's story is still happening, and it's hard to tell. However, I can tell you the story of the man who crossed over at that time. โ
"Tell me," Chen Ping said with a smile, "However, I found that you were running around with a train full of mouths, and you didn't have a word of truth." โ
Han Xing said: "Of course, the movement of going to the mountains and going to the countryside was being carried out, and that person and seven other young people at that time went to the countryside to a village in Luxi, where they ate together, lived together, worked together, and studied together. In their long lives, six of the eight of them have formed three couples, among them, the person who crossed over and a girl named Chen Ming became husband and wife. โ
"What happened to them?"
Later, they had two daughters, transferred back to Jinan, bought a house, and had a car, although sometimes it was not pleasant in life, sometimes noisy, sometimes noisy, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, but it was always said that they depended on each other, and they were happy. Suddenly, one day, the person who crossed the car was in a car accident and passed away......"
"It's a pity, why did you get into a car accident?"
"The person who crossed suddenly woke up and found that he had traveled to Luxi, who had gone to the countryside before, and found his wife, the man named Chen Ming?"
"Really, who is that Chen Ming?"
"Is this ......" Han Xing sold another pass, "Keep it secret for the time being!" โ
"It's a disappointment." Chen Ping muttered angrily, suddenly as if she had realized something, "Oh-you've come around in such a big circle, didn't you mean me!" You're such a bad person, you talked about it and got me in. I warn you, if you continue to talk nonsense like this, I will go to your superiors and accuse you, saying that you ...... Say you...... Disrespecting women ......"
The two of them were talking, and suddenly two people burst out of a ditch in front of them, one holding a unicorn dragon (an earthen pistol that can only hold one shot) in his hand, and the other holding an axe in his hand, which startled Han Xing. It turned out that they each wore a sack on their bodies, and the sack was sprinkled with a layer of soil, so Han Xing didn't see anyone at all.
"Hurry up and leave the money to buy the road, or don't try to pass us!" The bandit with the unicorn dragon in his hand roared.
The bandit with the axe in his hand also shook his axe and shouted: "If you are not honest, I will cut you with an axe!" The poor man who could not afford to eat raised his head and held a large axe in his hand, and when he saw the rich man roared, he struck when it was time to strike. โ
Han Xing hurriedly shook his hand and said, "Bosses, bosses, don't worry! Don't be in a hurry! You can see whether people are good or not, we are either rich masters, or poor people who walk, and we really have no money on us. Please be merciful and let us go! โ
The boy with the unicorn in his hand shook the earthen gun again and roared, "No money! If you don't have money, don't want to leave, leave the quilt behind! He looked at Chen Ping behind him with bad intentions and said, "We also accepted this woman." โ
Han Xing was very unhappy when he heard this, these two bandits are really, they want to accept the quilt and Chen Ping, not to mention that Chen Ping is my wife, even other women, and I can't just let you accept it. It's really pouting and looking at the sky - there are no eyes. Han Xing slowly put down the quilt and said to the two bandits, "The quilt will be given to you." โ
The bandit with the axe was still inexperienced, he bent over and came over to carry the quilt in his left hand, Han Xing took advantage of the opportunity for him to bend down, and his right hand was a palm towards the back of his neck, taking advantage of the weakness of his body, as soon as his body was lower, he came to grab the axe with a white hand, and his left hand bent towards his right wrist, and there was a counter-joint, the kid was so sore that his teeth were bared, and his hand was loosened, and Han Xing's right hand was already holding the axe in his hand.
Don't forget, Han Xing has practiced martial arts in the later life, although it is only the kung fu of a three-legged cat, but it is still a little sure to bully someone who is worse than himself.
The kid with the unicorn dragon wanted to shoot, but Han Xing had already placed his body behind the bandit with the axe, so that the kid with the gun couldn't shoot, looking left and right, but he couldn't find the direction of the shot. Chen Ping was also smarter, so he simply hid behind Han Xing, so that the bandits with guns had no way to find their targets.
Han Xing's left hand hooked the neck of the bandit in his hand, and his right hand held an axe against his carotid artery, which hurt the kid's big teeth, and he hurriedly hummed: "Oops-oops-a good man spares his life!" Heroes spare their lives! โ
Han Xing yelled at the bandit with the unicorn again, "Shoot!" Shoot! Why don't you shoot! The axe in his right hand was so hard that the kid in his hand shouted even more: "A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life, slow down, slow down." โ
The boy with the unicorn threw his gun on the ground at once, knelt down at once, and begged: "A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life, I have a seventy-year-old mother and a three-year-old child, and I am so poor that I have no choice, so I came out to grab some money." โ
As soon as Han Xing's hand was released, the kid in his hand also knelt down to Han Xing, arched his hand, and begged: "A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life, I am the same as him, I am also a seventy-year-old mother and a three-year-old child, I really have no choice, so I came out to mix some money." โ
Han Xing waved an axe in his hand and scolded: "It's not good to do something, but you come out to do these interceptions and harm people, if the devil hadn't come, and left some people to kill the devil, you should have sent it to the government a long time ago and asked the government to shoot it." โ
The two men kowtowed again and said, "Yes, yes, the good man is right, the good man is right." โ
Han Xing taught them a lesson, and finally scolded: "If you ask me to bump into you again in the future, I will never be so polite as today." Today, Lao Tzu really doesn't have the time to give you any more wordy, hurry up! โ
When the two boys heard that they should be let go, they made a few more gestures and said, "What a good man, what a good man!" Then he got up, and the axe and the unicorn were gone, and the wolf bรจi fled.
Han Xing did this, and Chen Ping always watched from the sidelines. At this moment, Han Xing said to her as if "Chen Ping, you can see that I can do well, right?" โ
Chen Ping's mouth pursed, his eyes narrowed, and said, "Barely passing." โ
Han Xing put away the unicorn dragon and looked at it, this gun was too rough, with a wooden handle and a simple mechanical firing pin, it was uncertain whether it could be fired at that time. It's just that there is still a golden bullet in the gun. Han Xing stuck it in his waist and said: "If you don't have a gun, your heart is weak, and if you have a gun, your heart is strong, so let's keep it to scare and scare the bad guys!" Han Xing handed the axe to Chen Ping again and said, "You have this axe!" โ
Chen Ping threw the axe away at once, and said unhappily: "What do I want to do with this art without killing people?" โ
Han Xing no longer forced it, and the two continued on the road again, and at this time, Chen Ping and Han Xing got closer. Chen Ping asked Han Xing: "I see that you still have two strokes, when did you learn?" โ
Han Xingxin said that these kung fu were all learned from local farmers when he went to the countryside to be an educated youth, but these things can't be told to Chen Ping. Han Xing just said lightly: "It is my responsibility to protect you, this is what I should do." โ
Chen Ping laughed again and mocked Han Xing and said, "You are the Kuomintang, and I am ...... It's your responsibility to protect me, what responsibility do you have, don't you wish I had something soon! โ
Han Xing shook his head and said, "Look at what you said, why do you always have such a big prejudice against me? โ
When it was dark, the two had arrived at the boundary of Boping County, and at this time Boping County was also quite chaotic, the old county magistrate had already run away, and the new county magistrate had not yet arrived. But if they want to leave the county, I am afraid it will be even more chaotic, and the two of them have to rest in the county.
When I entered the county seat, it was still different from the dilapidated villages, there were still a lot of people, and there were also a lot of shops, government offices, yamen, and so on. The two of them had a casual meal in the restaurant and looked for a hotel. There are also a few big hotels, but the two people are shy in their pockets, so they can only pick up the cheapest to live, look around, and find a small hotel on the remote street of the county, and the plaque on it says "Changsheng Hotel".
Entering the hostel, Han Xing shouted to a little old man with round glasses, "Register." The old man looked at Han Xing, then at Chen Ping behind him, and asked, "One room or two?" โ
Han Xing said: "Two rooms." โ
The old man said, "There is still a room." โ
Han Xing frowned: "Why is there still a house, if you think of a way, you have to find another room." Han Xing looked at the courtyard, the courtyard is not big, the north house is four, of course it is the best room, the west house has three, to the south is the toilet, the east house to the south is the registration house, and then to the north there is a kitchen and a hut for firewood and grass, the gate, of course, is in the south.
The boss pointed to the hut where the firewood and grass were kept, and said, "If you don't like it, you can live in the hut where the firewood and grass are kept, and the price will be cheaper." โ
Han Xing nodded and said, "Okay, why don't you just spend the night, it's much better than sleeping outside." โ
The boss arranged Chen Ping in a fairly clean house in the West House, and Han Xing, of course, was wronged and lived in a small firewood room. At that time, it was already early, and Han Xing said to Chen Ping: "I'm tired, let's rest early!" โ
Chen Ping smiled and said, "You don't tell stories anymore." โ
Han Xing said: "What kind of story are you telling, tomorrow is time, talk about it on the road." โ
Han Xing spread the cover on the firewood and grass, this firewood and grass were very gentle, thick and warm, the fatigue of walking came up, the upper and lower eyelids fought, Han Xing quickly fell asleep, and started snoring high and low.
Han Xing had a dream, dreamed that he and his wife went to the countryside in Luxi, at that time his wife was also so young, also such a temper, and also such a face, the golden sun came out, she was so white, her white face seemed to be coated with a layer of light rouge, arrogant and bright, the strong sun sank to the west, the rouge on her face was wiped away again, leaving no trace of black, and quietly revealed the beauty and beauty of the city girl, natural beauty. In that dayrise, sunset, boring, and cookie-cutter life of educated youth, it is she who ignites the flame of her youth and arouses her boiling blood.
At that time, he looked so similar to his wife and Chen Ping now, and he couldn't tell which one was true and which one was fake......
I dreamed that I heard the sound of drumming, and for a while, it became louder and louder. It would be unrealistic to say that Han Xing is not a little vigilant, after all, it is not peaceful here, and something may happen in a while. Han Xing woke up, opened his eyes and was slowly reminiscing, and waited quietly on the bed, and sure enough, he heard a sound that seemed to be coming from under the firewood and grass, like digging the ground.
To say that Han Xing is still quite clever, when he heard the sound that seemed to be getting louder and louder, he quickly and quietly got up, picked up the bed, rolled up a roll, hid it in the pile of firewood and grass, and quietly hid behind the firewood and grass. Just after a while, I heard the sound of the soil loosening for a while, and there was a small "boom", and a round hole appeared in the ground.
Han Xing's heart was shocked: "Why is there a gopher in this broken firewood and grass house, isn't it for me!" โ