Chapter 18: The Holy Aunt

In the spacious hall, the momentum is magnificent, with carved beams and painted columns. The walls around the www.biquge.info of the pen fun pavilion are carved with all kinds of lifelike rare birds and beasts, including the roaring white tiger, the golden phoenix with wings spread, the brutal Qiqi, and the fierce gluttony. On both sides of the hall are a row of falling platforms, on which are inserted spears, axes, heavy swords, swords, sabers, meteor hammers and other weapons.

Shangguan Rubing walked in respectfully with her six maids, light and gentle, and her steps were slow. He was followed by two stout men in black, carrying a sandalwood box.

When they came in, they all bowed down and bowed.

"Get up." A young woman's voice came from the high platform, like heaven, but also majestic.

"Thank you, Holy Aunt!" After everyone stood up, they quickly retreated to both sides, leaving only Shangguan Rubing. Of course, there was also Su Chen in the sandalwood box, who was still curled up in it at the moment.

"Did this go well?" The woman on the high platform asked.

"Qi Qi Holy Aunt, thanks to your blessings, this operation is extremely smooth." Shangguan Rubing replied respectfully, then she pointed to the sandalwood box and continued, "When we came back, we brought someone with us, and we need to wait for the Holy Aunt to interrogate herself. ”

"Open the box and let him come out and talk." The woman on the high platform spoke in a slightly curious tone.

Shangguan Rubing waved his hand, and two black-clothed men stepped forward. One of them pulled out the key and opened the copper lock on the outside of the sandalwood box. With a single hand, the other lifted the lid on it. Then the two men in black stepped back and stood straight on the side of the middle of the hall.

Su Chen shook his neck back and forth, and then rubbed his face and eyes vigorously, so that he could be more sober. He slowly stood up in the box with half-squinted eyes, stretched his waist, and twisted his waist joints by the way. It was only after doing this that he opened all his eyes. What is this place? Exquisite, really exquisite.

On both sides of the center stood a large man in black with a sabre on his back, burly, powerful, and holding torches burning with raging flames in his hands. Su Chen raised his head again and looked in front of him, and found that there were three young women in white robes standing on the high platform around the jade railing. No, why is there a girl sitting on a chair?

"Huh? Woman, you're there too! Fortunately, I will be fortunate to have made the woman wait for a long time. Su Chen saw Shangguan Rubing standing on his left, and quickly jumped out of the box and greeted him warmly. I thought to myself, could it be that I have arrived at the base camp of the bandits?

"Who are you, report your name!" A woman standing on the high platform asked.

"The contemptible person's name is Su Chen, Su is the Su of Suzhou and Hangzhou, and Chen is the morning of the morning." Su Chen hurriedly responded.

"Do you know why you were here?" The woman sitting in the chair asked unhurriedly.

Su Chen hugged his fists towards the many black-clothed men on both sides, and then took a few steps forward. There's no way, standing too far away and really can't see clearly, who are these graceful women on the high platform? What's more, it's already night, and although the torches in the hall are shining, they can't compare to the incandescent electric lights.

it! Did Lao Tzu see the real fairy? I saw the woman sitting on the bench on the high platform, and her appearance was very exquisite. She was about twenty-five or sixteen years old, and her long black hair was coiled up high, with a crystal hairpin stuck in it. Although the light on the high platform is not too bright, her facial features can still be seen exquisite. The contoured melon seed face has a smooth and flawless forehead. The eyes are like autumn waves, the eyebrows are slightly raised, revealing uninhibited wildness, and a graceful temperament. Wearing a white gauze skirt, it is quiet and luxurious, and charming and charming. The neckline is slightly open, revealing creamy skin, which makes people reverie endlessly.

"The Holy Aunt asked you, are you deaf or dumb?" Shangguan Rubing glared at him beside him, and then urged expressionlessly.

"Wait a minute, my head is a little dizzy, let me be quiet." Su Chen closed his eyes and took a deep breath, gently patted his chest with his hand, and exhaled slowly. What a surprise! The ups and downs of life are simply wonderful, and countless waves have stirred up in Lao Tzu's heart. Originally, he would face a fierce gangster, but he didn't expect that life was full of surprises, and Lao Tzu actually saw such a punctual girl! Merlin, don't worry, you're still number one in my heart.

"Since you don't want to talk, let's drag it out and cut it down." The holy aunt sitting on the chair said unhappily.

"Wait!" Su Chen retracted his thoughts and hurriedly said, for fear that his little life would be lost here.

When Shangguan Rubing heard this, he almost lost control, and this waste began to ramble again.

"Hurry up and get down to business, if you dare to be verbose again, I'll cut out your tongue!" Shangguan Rubing said patiently.

Su Chen glanced at Shangguan Rubing in astonishment, why is this chick in a hurry? The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuchs are in a hurry, and the ancients are honest and do not deceive me. Can't Lao Tzu slow down? Put you in a box and stuff you for a long time, and you'll know how much you have suffered! I don't know how to be considerate of Lao Tzu at all, and if I have a chance in the future, I must rape you first and then kill you, kill and feed the dogs.

"Sister Shenggu, the little brother has something to ask for, I hope you can fulfill it!" Su Chen said solemnly, and then was about to take out the emperor list from his arms, but suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly continued, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, wait a moment." ”

"Woman, where is my royal list? Oh, and what about my two packages? Su Chen looked at Shangguan Rubing anxiously and asked. I secretly pray in my heart, don't lose it, otherwise Lao Tzu will definitely find you desperately!

Shangguan Ru snorted coldly and ignored Su Chen. She turned around and instructed the maids, "Throw him this waste luggage." ”

Several maids took out two packages, a scroll of the emperor's list and a yellow talisman, and threw them at Su Chen's feet.

Su Chen hurriedly bent down and happily picked them up, and first carried the two packages onto his shoulders. was going to stomp on the yellow talisman under his feet, but after thinking about it, he thought about it and kept it, so he sighed and stuffed it into his trouser pocket. Then, he picked up the imperial list and slowly unfolded it, feeling relieved. But I was very angry in my heart, you female dolls really don't understand the rules, and you really threw Lao Tzu to the ground. Ride a donkey and read the record book, let's see! When I have a chance in the future, I must beat your ass one by one.

"Little brother is ready, let's enter the formal negotiation stage now, right?" Su Chen squeezed out a spring-like smile, bent over and hunched his back, and said with a very modest attitude.

"Oh? Negotiation? What do you mean by this? The holy aunt asked suspiciously. She had never had such a word in her head, so she naturally didn't know what it was.

"Sister Shenggu's question is good, the question is very in place, incisive, and in-depth!" Su Chen praised very seriously, and then continued, "What junior brother means is that let's discuss the matter of forming an alliance. The so-called enemy of the enemy is the natural friend. The elder sister's enemy is the imperial court, and the younger brother's enemy is also the imperial court. We are like-minded, heart-to-heart, like-minded, and in the same boat, and we should work closely together and work together! ”

"What are you holding in your hand?" The Holy Aunt asked curiously.

"The content of this imperial list in the hands of the younger brother is to recruit strange people from all over the world and treat the emperor of the imperial court, oh, wrong, it is the dog emperor." Su Chen smiled and continued, "If you can cure the Dog Emperor's mental illness, you will be awarded the title of First Rank Emperor Master, and you will be rewarded with another reward." Otherwise, the nine clans will be punished for the crime of misleading the country. ”

"I have also heard of the content of this imperial list. As for the alliance you just mentioned, what does it have to do with the Imperial List? The Holy Aunt continued to ask. Between the closed cherry lips, the fragrance of Gui Fu Lan was extremely attractive, but it was a pity that Su Chen couldn't smell it.

"The younger brother has lived in seclusion in the mountains since he was a child, with green mountains as his companion, green water as his backing, and heaven as his earth's seat. Living in a deep and simple way, self-cultivation and enlightenment. Su Chen was ashamed to start talking nonsense, bragging about not paying taxes anyway, "It's a pity that the faint king is incompetent, the traitorous ministers are in charge, the people are hungry, and the way of heaven is unfair!" Therefore, the younger brother went out of the mountain to reveal the emperor's list this time, just to arrive in Luoyang as soon as possible, and then gain the trust of the dog emperor and the queen mother, and then wait for the opportunity to act for the sky! ”

"If what you said is true, then how can you gain the trust of the imperial court?" The Holy Aunt asked suspiciously.

"The way is in my heart, I can't tell the little brother for the time being, I hope the holy aunt can understand." Su Chen said seriously, and his heart had already begun to beat the drum. Fairy, fairy, don't ask again, I really can't make it up! If I tell a lie, I have to keep lying, and I feel very guilty. Teachers taught us from an early age that children who lie are not loved.

"How can you prove that you can do it?" The Holy Aunt stood up from her chair, expecting Su Chen's answer.

it! Did she actually stand up? Could it be that Lao Tzu is very sincere when he lies? Hey, that's it, let's just think Lao Tzu is an actor. But after the girl stood up, she was even more shocked, and she had the urge to spray nosebleeds at her two slender legs. Sure enough, the meat was not opened for three days, and the girl couldn't walk.

"We can sign a cooperation agreement, which means signing and drawing. If the younger brother obtains the head of the Dog Emperor within seven days, then sister, you must agree to let me join the Cult of the God of Light. If the younger brother can't do it, he will personally come to the door to ask for the guilt, how to deal with it, and listen to the respect. Su Chen said patiently, for fear that there would be anything that was not in place.

"If you want to gain the trust of the Dog Emperor and turn to raise an army to crusade against my Light God Sect, won't I let the tiger return to the mountain?" The Holy Aunt asked in a coquettish voice.

"Holy Sister, how dare the younger brother do such a rebellious thing? Sister, think about it carefully, if you publish the content of our agreement to the world, where will the younger brother still hide? Su Chen said in a cold sweat. Why is this chick so stubborn, she has to call Lao Tzu something, Lao Tzu's psychological tolerance is very fragile.

"Good! Let's make a decision, sign and draw immediately! The holy aunt clapped her hands happily, and then instructed the woman standing on the left side of the high platform, "Ruxue, you will give him a seven-day life-breaking pill later." ”