Qin Changling stayed at home alone, cranky and upset. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

She didn't expect Fan Shucai to retire now.

Fan Shucai once said to her in private: "A person is an official mainly to see opportunities, for a considerable number of people, only when they can't be fooled, there is no difference between being able to be and not being able to be, some people don't have much ability, they only have the ability to become an official, and that ability is greater than the Monkey King, Sun Wukong can have three heads and six arms." Some people have ten heads to help him think about things, a hundred ears to listen to news for him, a thousand hands to handle affairs under his command, and ten thousand mouths to sing praises for him. ”

Sometimes I think about it, it is true, the newspapers and magazines published some leaders' signed articles, the length is very long, the level is very high, but a considerable part of them are done by "gunmen", I don't believe you take the ink and ask some leaders, I am afraid that they can't even tell how many layers of meaning in the article except for the title of the article. There are also some things that have been done well, and there is a lot of applause after they are done, and that is not necessarily the idea of the leaders, but the credit of the "staff". Fan Shucai can't write a good article, and he can't tell the truth clearly, but he will assign people, what kind of people will do what kind of things will be arranged just right, and there will be no leakage, which is called ability. Qin Changling sometimes secretly thinks in her heart that with her husband's ability, as long as the National People's Congress can pass, there is no problem in becoming a ****** vice premier. Therefore, she thought that although Fan Shucai is currently only at the level of deputy department and bureau, he has great development potential, and his position can still be promoted, until he is promoted to the point where those mothers-in-law who are jealous of being the wife of the deputy mayor are dripping like children peeing. The small courtyard that has been raised to the point where they live now can be protected as the former residence of celebrities in the future by cultural relics units for people to pay homage to, so that those long-tongued women who always gossip about themselves want to come and visit have to queue up to buy tickets.

However, Fan Shucai is now retired, and he retired so suddenly. Fan Shucai told Qin Changling that someone had exposed to the organization that he had changed his age to two years younger when he was transferred from the army. When the secretary of the Commission for Discipline Inspection talked to him, he vigorously argued, saying that when he was 16 years old, he was afraid that he would not be able to become a soldier, so he overstated his age by two years, and later changed it back to correct his mistakes and "set things right."

Fan Shucai also found the main leaders of the city several times, saying that he wanted to clarify the facts, but in fact he wanted to muddy the waters. In fact, the main leaders of the city have long known his problems, and changing his age is just a bubble in the cesspool, and others have reported that his problems are far more than this. Therefore, his justification has become nothing more than a testament to the end of his political life.

Qin Changling was not very clear about some situations, so Fan Shucai didn't tell her, for fear that her funnel-like mouth would go out and talk nonsense outside.

Qin Changling is Fan Shucai, who divorced his wife in the countryside after transferring from the army, and later found an old girl in the city. When she and Fan Shucai got married, their bodies were so thin that the wind could blow all over the streets. Later, Fan Shucai's position was promoted to a higher level, and her body grew horizontally. Fan Shucai became the leader of the city, and after having a full-time secretary and full-time driver, Qin Changling stayed in his post without pay, put his name in the unit, and became a de facto full-time wife. Too much free time can be psychologically taxing and can also translate into physical fat. Qin Changling's body seemed to be inflated, getting fatter and fatter, and she walked swaying, like a big fat goose. However, the meat of the big fat goose can be braised and cleared, and the fat of her body can only be piled on the sofa during the day and spread out on the big bed at night.

Qin Changling wants to lose weight after eating, she wants to eat more when she sees rice, and she especially loves to eat animal offal, what intestines, stomach, heart, liver and lungs, haggis, dogs, and pigs go into the water, every time she can give full play to the strong stomach given by her parents, if pigs, dogs, cows and sheep can speak, she will definitely ask her: "Why do you move everything in our stomachs to your stomach?" ”

Fan Shucai felt tired when he saw Qin Changling's fat body, and gave her three chapters of the law, only allowing her to buy vegetables, not meat, but he could only restrict her legs, not her mouth, and the meat at home was always unfinished, of course, it was all given by others. Once Fan Shucai took Qin Changling to his hometown in the countryside, pointed to the pigs in the pigsty and said to her: "This is braised pork that has not yet been cooked", and pointed to the wheat in the field and said to her: "This is bread that has not yet been processed." Qin Changling blushed and asked him: "What do you mean by that, do you let me see you taking a bath in the bathtub in the future and treat it as boiling pork ribs in clear water?" ”

"I think you have to judge everything you see in your eyes first to see if they fit in your stomach." Fan Shucai sarcastically said.

Don't look at Qin Changling, who is in her fifties, standing is not much taller than lying down, but she still likes to dress up, and often wears red and green clothes to swagger through the street. And when I go out, I like to wear lipstick heavily, and a mouth is like an undefeated rose. The family members of several city leaders near the courtyard where she lived laughed at her and said that Qin Changling's mouth looked like a monkey's asshole.

Although his wife is this virtuous, Fan Shucai did not mess around outside like some powerful people. After becoming the leader of the city, some women did show him flattery openly and secretly sent autumn waves. But he knows in his heart that most of these women are for "money", and they have to think about their "future", people often say that there is no impermeable wall in the world, and doing those things that men and women do uncontrollably, if you don't pay attention to it, you will be ashamed. The original deputy mayor of the city had a secret affair with a young and beautiful female manager of the housekeeping department of the hotel, and as a result, he puffed up her belly, she deflated his wallet, and finally the reputation of both of them was ruined.

There is a waitress Xiao Liang in the guest house of the municipal party committee on the outskirts of the city, her appearance is very sweet, and it makes people see it like dripping honey into their hearts along the eyes, so sweet. Fan Shucai had lived there a few times when he was in a meeting, and he was familiar with her, and he spoke casually to each other. One night, Fan Shucai was sitting on the sofa in the guest room watching TV, Xiao Liang stood behind him, his low-hanging hair scratching Fan Shucai's neck and heart. After a while, she actually put one hand on Fan Shucai's shoulder, and the other hand pointed at the picture on the TV like Xiang Zhuang dancing a sword. Xiaoliang, this girl, not only has proper facial features and is beautiful, but also has delicate and white skin, with strong "color, fragrance and taste". Although Fan Shucai's heart was numb, he still suppressed his desire like fire and said to her: "Xiao Liang, in terms of age, I can be your father!" Xiao Liang giggled behind him and said, "The mayor is right, you can be my father in terms of age, but you can be my father in terms of power." ”

After Xiao Liang finished speaking, he lowered his head and violently stamped a "private seal" with his red lips on Fan Shucai's cheeks.

It took two days for Fan Shu to ask someone from the relevant department to stamp an official seal on Xiao Liang's boyfriend's transfer form.

This is the only "power transaction" between him and the women around him in addition to his wife.

Qin Changling admired Fan Shucai's attitude towards power and **** issues. Some people say that men don't pick flowers in the wild, the guy is a piece of tofu scum, Fan Shucai's guy is not a tofu scum, and sometimes it is so hard that it can be knocked on as a bang, but he can do it without being **** for dogs and cats for not being fishy.

Qin Changling lifted her body from the sofa and moved to the study next to her.

The things in the study are still untouched, the swivel chair and desk are equipped by the government, the computer is purchased by the government, and the books are also bought by the bookmarks issued by the government, all of which are props for Fan Shucai's performance on the political stage. On the wall of the study hangs a large photo of Fan Shucai speaking into the microphone, what a beautiful scene he was at that time! It's not what it used to be! Qin Changling looked at it, and couldn't help but feel sad, feeling that her eye circles were hot, and her heart was blocked. I have heard from some people that Vice Governor Qiu, who has always been relatively good to Fan Shucai, has recently had a problem, and the relevant departments have launched an investigation into his problem, which is called "residential surveillance." He should now be similar to the two kings -- the double turtle (gui). Now being an official should be said to be the best profession in the world, with less investment and more returns, but the risk is too great. Do a good job of glorifying the ancestors, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven; It's hard to be in prison and have no return. Lao Fan retired and retired, don't pull out something of your own because of other people's business.

Thinking of this, Qin Changling felt a little comforted in her heart.

Xiao Lin, the daughter who works in the Municipal Tourism Bureau, must also know the news that Fan Shu is going to retire, this dead girl, more and more don't want to enter this house, and occasionally come home from outside, but she also doesn't like the family, and she is not used to it. She said that she was going out with a tour group again, and she hadn't come home for a while, and she didn't know if it was true or not, so she didn't even make a phone call home.

Fan Shucai went to the office early in the morning to hand over the work, which should be said to be his farewell performance after leaving the political stage.

When Fan Shucai took a curtain call, the audience in the audience clapped or applauded, Qin Changling couldn't imagine it.

Qin Changling rolled her body to the bathroom again, and cleaned the miserable clouds and mist on her face in front of the mirror. Fan Shucai was about to come back, after he told Qin Changling the exact news of his retirement a few days ago, when he saw Qin Changling's pumpkin face with a winter melon color, he said to her unhappily: "I'm not dead now, your dignity is like when you said goodbye to the body." ”

There is no way to return to the sky, and this is already the case, Qin Changling doesn't want to make the atmosphere of her home the same as the condolence hall. (To be continued.) )