338, Giant Gopher Zhuge Liang [1/3]
Sun Yu held Xu Shu in one hand and asked with a smile, "Little girl, what's your name?" Frankly! β
Xu Shu flattened his mouth and said: "You are a villain, don't tell you." β
Sun Yu smiled bitterly: "Where am I like a bad guy?" You see, you sell yourself to bury your mother, and I give you gold, if it is a bad guy, will you do this? β
Xu Shu was stunned for a moment, and then said seriously: "If the eldest sister says that you are bad, you will be bad!" My sister is the smartest person in the world, she must be right, I don't want to talk to bad people. β
Sun Yu's eyes lit up and said with a smile: "Your eldest sister is Zhuge Liang you called just now, right?" β
Xu Shu didn't answer.
Sun Yu's eyes rolled twice, and he thought that Zhuge Liang shouted "Xiao Shu run" just now, so he said boldly: "I know who you are, your name is Xu Shu, the character is straight, your real name is Xu Fu, and later changed your name to Xu Shu in order to avoid trouble, so you initially told me that your name is Ah Fu." β
Xu Shu was shocked: "You...... How do you know? That's impossible...... No one ever mentioned my name. β
Sun Yu was overjoyed: Haha, it's really Xu Shu, my brother caught a top military advisor as soon as he made a move. Wollongong is really a good place, not only did I find Zhuge Liang, but I also caught Xu Shu easily.
Wait, I saw a group of lolias just now, who are these lolias? Since there is Zhuge Liang and Xu Shu in it, then ...... Is there a pangtong in it? These Lori's are all treasures! Catch them all, you must catch them all! My brother is going to kidnap them all back and raise them in the yard, hahahaha.
Sun Yu was proud, but he also knew that the food had to be eaten bite by bite, Lori was not something you wanted to crutche, you could crutch if you wanted to, especially Zhuge Liang, just look at her and know that she was ghostly and weird, not easy to crutche, my brother still trained Xu Shu who caught it first...... Ahem...... I should have coaxed him home.
Sun Yu gently put Xu Shu on the ground and said gently: "Xiaoshu, don't be afraid, my brother is not a bad person, he is a good person!" Come home with me, and I'll buy you a lot of delicious things. β
Hearing the delicious food, Xu Shu's eyes lit up, but she quickly calmed down, shook her head and said, "Don't go with you, the eldest sister said that you are a bad person, I want to follow the eldest sister, I don't want to talk to you." β
As soon as Xu Shu's words fell, Zhuge Liang's face bag suddenly appeared behind a tombstone next to her, and she said loudly: "Xiaoshu, say it well, don't be deceived by the villains." β
Sun Yu was angry and funny, but Zhuge Liang's sudden appearance was a good opportunity to catch her.
Sun Yu pretended not to look at Zhuge Liang, and pushed Xu Shu to Yan Yun's side without moving, letting Yan Yun control this little Lori.
Then Sun Yu silently calculated the distance between Zhuge Liang and himself, gathered his strength, and his body moved, like an arrow from the string, flying towards Zhuge Liang, trying to catch her.
It's a pity that Zhuge Liang was on guard, as soon as Sun Yu's body moved, she went back into the hole, causing Sun Yu to pounce.
It wasn't long before she poked her head out of another hole not far away, stuck out her tongue and said, "Bad guy, don't try to catch me......"
Sun Yu flew over again and grabbed it, and she retracted into the hole first.
Not long after, Zhuge Liang came out at the mouth of another cave and said: "Don't be afraid, Xiaoshu, the eldest sister will save you, the eldest sister is the smartest person in the world, you have to believe me......"
Sun Yu's figure arrived again, stretched out his hand to fish, and Zhuge Liang drilled back into the hole in the ground.
I'm rubbing, brother, I'm in ...... Whack-a-mole?
Sun Yu felt that the cemetery in front of him had become a huge whack-a-mole game machine, Zhuge Liang was a huge gopher, and he was a whack-a-mole mallet!
Gophers are not easy to hit, so forget it, it's better to coax than to catch.
Sun Yu opened his throat and said loudly at the mouth of a large gopher hole: "Zhuge Liang, don't be afraid, I'm not a bad person, I'm here to adopt you!" You live in this cemetery, how precarious, how pitiful, come with me, I will buy you a lot of delicious things. β
This set of words is Sun Yu's special clichΓ© for loli, anyway, no matter what Lori is, it's right to seduce with food first.
Zhuge Liang's little cat face appeared at the entrance of a distant cave, and she smiled and said: "Don't deceive people, I'm the smartest person in the world, you can't deceive me, you want to catch us to help you, right?" β
I'm dizzy, this ...... Is Zhuge Liang the roundworm in my stomach? Can this also be guessed?
Sun Yu sweated profusely, but he was also an acting school, how could he be asked casually by little Lori, he said loudly: "You are just a group of little girls, what do I want you to do, I just think you are pitiful, so I want to adopt you." β
Zhuge Liang blinked, the ghostly eyes kept spinning, and she smiled: "Little girl? Hehe, who doesn't know that a little girl is much more effective than a little boy, maybe one day someone will unlock the lock and become a powerful female general, you are beating us this idea, right? β
I'm dizzy again, Zhuge Liang is so hard to fool, this guy is not easy to crutch, Sun Yu secretly wiped a handful of sweat, and continued to coax: "No, I didn't think about it that way, unlocking this thing is too ethereal, no one can say for sure, why should I come to adopt you with a blank eye, just find a few girls to adopt?" I really want to help you. β
Zhuge Liang was unmoved, and laughed: "That's right, unlocking this thing is too ethereal, we are all a group of ordinary little girls, no one knows martial arts, and no one can unlock it." Don't fight our idea, let Xu Shu go, she won't do anything, she can't help you. If she really knew martial arts, you men would have been killed by her. β
Am I really talking to a little Lori? Sun Yu felt a little hairy in his heart, this Zhuge Liang didn't look like a little Lori from any point of view, but like an old and slippery master.
It's not easy to do.,Lori doesn't want to turn around.,You can turn if you want to.γ
At this time, one of Yan Yun's scouts shouted to Sun Yu: "General, the underground cave is actually very easy to deal with, let's draw the stream water from Wollongong and pour it into the underground cave, and we can force the girls out." Or pile up firewood and grass at the entrance of the cave and fan the smoke into the hole, and I don't believe they can carry it. β
I'm dizzy, so vicious? Sun Yu kicked the scout away and scolded in a low voice: "Use such a vicious trick to deal with a group of little girls, you can think of it, and after you go back, you will be punished for running three laps around Xinye County." β
The scout was kicked and stepped aside pitifully.
Sun Yu changed his mind in his heart, Zhuge Liang is not easy to do, should I let go for the time being? Uncle Liu Huang still looked at the thatched house back then, I think he kidnapped her as soon as he saw Zhuge Liang, was he too proud? What's more, if a person like Zhuge Liang wants to be caught forcibly, I'm afraid it will be difficult for me to use, so let's use soft methods.
Anyway, Xu Shu was caught by me, and she hasn't been unlocked yet, so it's better to coax Xu Shu first, raise her white and fat, and cultivate good feelings.
In addition, Zhuge Liang's appearance has not been unlocked, and now that Zhuge Liang is accepted, it may not come in handy.
My brother slowly cultivated Xu Shu, and he will plot against Zhuge Liang in the future!
Thinking of this, Sun Yu said to the gopher Zhuge Liang: "Forget it, I won't talk nonsense with you, I'll go back first, think about it carefully, it's better to live in a mass grave, or follow me to eat fragrant and drink spicy food." Xiao Xu Shu I took it away, let her wait a few days first, and then I will bring her to you after a while. β
Zhuge Liang said angrily: "Where are you going to take Xiaoshu?" β
Sun Yu patted his head and said, "I'm here to travel to Jingzhou, let's take her on a trip first, and I'll come to you after a while, see you later!" β
Zhuge Liang said angrily: "If you dare to take away Xiaoshu, I will be with you endlessly." β
Cut, whoever is afraid of whom, I am afraid that you and I will be finished, what I want is that you and I are endless, let's slowly cultivate feelings in the future, hehe, Sun Yu grabbed Xu Shu, who was struggling and crying, and led his subordinates to go back to Xinye County slowly.
As soon as Sun Yu and the others left, the Loli climbed out of the hole in the ground and gathered around Zhuge Liang together.
Pang Tong cried and said with a sad face: "Eldest sister, Xu Shu was arrested? What to do? β
Zhuge Liang slapped Pang Tong's head and said angrily: "Don't cry!" I'll go get her out. β
Sima Hui also cried and said, "What if the bad guy kills Xu Shu?" β
Zhuge Liang's eyes shot a gleam, and she said seriously: "He won't kill Xu Shu for three reasons." First, he is a hypocrite, and he pretended to let go of Xiao Tongci generously when he was in Xinye County, so he would not kill Xu Shu. Second, he came to us in search of a female general, and the little girl he caught must be reluctant to kill ......"
Speaking of this, Zhuge Liang stopped talking.
Pang Tong said stupidly: "Eldest sister, didn't you say that there are three reasons?" And what about the other one? β
Zhuge Liang patted Pang Tong's head with a "snap", and snorted: "I just said three casually, but in fact, there are only two, and I made up three to make it to be imposing." β
Pang Tong, Sima Hui, Zhuge Jun, Meng Jian, Shi Tao, and Pang Degong were dumbfounded together, can it be like this?
However, Zhuge Liang added from the bottom of his heart: Third, Xu Shu has a lock on his body, and he is very powerful after unlocking. If there are people around that man who can use martial arts skills such as "famous teachers" or "looking for talents", he will know that Xu Shu is valuable, and he will definitely be reluctant to kill Xu Shu.
This third article, Zhuge Liang could only say in his heart that he didn't want to tell his sisters, so he casually found a reason to fool the past.
She glanced at her lovely sisters, and sighed in her heart: Not only Xu Shu has a lock, but Pang Tong also has a lock, Zhuge Jun also has a lock, and Sima Hui also has a ...... My younger sisters are all talents, and if the careerists know that they have locks, they will inevitably be involved in iron and war, and become the tools of careerists to compete for the world.
How did that man know that my sisters were capable? Who is he sacred?
Zhuge Liang clenched his little fists tightly, and secretly swore in his heart: I will definitely protect you, and I will soon save Xu Shu who was captured.
Zhuge Liang lowered his face and said seriously to his sisters: "Listen up, that man will definitely come back, he wants to arrest you all, you go back and clean up immediately, let's move out overnight!" β
Pang Tong said stupidly: "Where else can we go?" β
Zhuge Liang took out some money stolen from Yan Yun and handed it to Pang Tong, and then said: "You lead the way, use this money as travel expenses, and take your sisters to Huangjiawan in Xiangyang to find Huang Yueying's sister, just say that there are bad guys bullying you, and ask her to take you in temporarily." β
Pang Tong asked anxiously, "What about you?" β
Zhuge Liang snorted and laughed twice and said, "I'll go to save Xiaoshu, and when I rescue her, I'll come to Huangjiawan to find you." β
(To be continued)