Ma Xiaohan died. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

At this moment, he was in a small office in the Underworld's Identity Office, and in front of him sat a clerk with the face of a donkey.

It all started two hours ago......

"I said Lao Hei, although we are in the business of funeral hooks, but you can't always have a black face, can you smile, can you give some smiles. This year is about service, each link is a performance appraisal, and customers will give us a rating, if this month's assessment is still the last, our position is not guaranteed. "White impermanence is not without worry and black impermanence complains.

"Brother, it's not that I don't want to laugh, the problem is that if I laugh, others will have to cry." Black impermanence also has its own troubles.

"Lao Hei, I guess the main thing is that your face is too dark, next time my brother will give you a whole mask, so that you won't look deflated."

"Brother, you also have to drink some K of hearts to replenish your blood, look at your face, it's paler than a dead man's face." It's crazy to see it, so neither of us can laugh at anyone. Black Impermanence teased.

Black and white impermanence said "laugh" all the way, and came to Room 402, a building in the fourth unit of the happy community. Bai Wuchang lifted his long sleeves, revealing an Omega watch, and said, "It's three o'clock in the morning, and there are still ten minutes left." ”

"Brother, your watch is so tall, it won't be a copycat."

"Copycats? The watch seller dared to lie to me, and I was impatient. Lao Hei, a man has to have a good watch, you can buy a piece as soon as you pay your salary next month, don't look at the sun and moon all day long to guess the time, this is not the ancient time. ”

"Ahh Oh no. Black Impermanence shouted.

"What's wrong?"

"I forgot to bring my fingerprint reader."

"What else do you recognize, I've seen the details and address, it's just this, you can't be wrong."

The fingerprint reader is a device that determines the identity of the soul when it is hooked.

Saying that, black and white impermanence entered the security door of room 402 and went straight into the second bedroom.

"Ma Xiaohan, when the time comes, let's leave for our hometown." Bai Wuchang called out in Ma Xiaohan's ear.

"Whirring ......" in exchange for Ma Xiaohan's sound of sleep.

"What's going on?" Bai Wuchang said in surprise.

"Brother, you haven't cut off his lifeline yet." Black Impermanence added.

"Hey, look at my forgetfulness, it's time to make up for my brain."

The human soul and the body are connected by an invisible lifeline, and once the lifeline is severed, the soul can leave the body. Hei Wuchang recited the incantation, and exhaled a breath of cold air in a moment, and as soon as the cold air stuck to Ma Xiaohan's body, a red line appeared on his neck, and this line was the lifeline. Bai Wuchang took out a full moon soul knife and slashed it towards Ma Xiaohan's neck, his hand rose and fell, not a drop of blood, but it cut off the red lifeline, and as soon as the line was broken, it disappeared.

"Brother Xiaohan, we're back to our hometown, hehe." Bai Wuchang is a person who works actively, and the smile service has always been rippling in his heart.

Being woken up coldly, and then coldly seeing a terrible white face, Ma Xiaohan shouted frantically: "Dad." Mom. There are thieves and robbers. ”

Then he rushed out of the room. He didn't even realize that he was going straight through the door.

Ma Xiaohan ran to his parents' room, desperately trying to wake up his sleeping parents.

"Dad, Mom, wake up, wake up, there's a thief in the house."

"Dear, don't scream, they won't hear it if you call them again."

Bai Wuchang's voice suddenly sounded behind him, Ma Xiaohan turned around and said tremblingly:

"Did you kill my mom and dad?"

Bai Wuchang was just about to speak, Ma Xiaohan's father turned over and hugged his wife beside him, he said vaguely: "Wife, I want to ......" It is estimated that he hugged him tightly, waking up his wife, so his wife also responded: "Dead ghost, I still think about these things when I fall asleep." ”

"Uh-huh, dear, let's go on our way." Bai Wuchang said politely to Ma Xiaohan.

"Hahahaha, I must be dreaming, yes."

"Dear, you're not dreaming, you're at the end of your life, we're here to take you on the road, I'm Bai Wuchang, yes." Bai Wuchang posed with a scissor hand.

"I'm black impermanence, yay." Black Impermanence rigidly stretched out his scissor hand.

"Have I watched any ghost movies these days, pen fairy disc fairy ghost call? How can you have such a dream? Ma Xiaohan muttered quietly.

"Dear, if you dream, can your consciousness be so clear, we are black and white impermanence, you are really dead, if you don't believe it, you can go and see your body, your current condition is out of body." Bai Wuchang speaks particularly playfully.

yes, why is my consciousness so clear, isn't it...... No way. Ma Xiaohan was a little panicked, he reached out to open the door, but his hand passed directly through the door, which surprised Ma Xiaohan, he passed through the two doors nervously and saw himself lying on the bed. At this sight, his soul trembled. Bai Wuchang handed Ma Xiaohan a glove.

"Take it with you and use your phone to contact your friends to see if you're dreaming."

"I, I don't have any friends." Ma Xiaohan originally wanted to say that he had no friends, but he still added a "what" to cover up his loneliness.

"With this glove, you can connect the dead world to the real world, and you can get in touch with the real thing." White impermanence explained.

Ma Xiaohan reluctantly put on his gloves and trembled to send a WeChat message to a netizen who was his comrade-in-arms and boss in the game world.

"Boss, where are you?" Ma Xiaohan sent a message to the boss. After a while, the boss replied to the message.

"I'm playing a game, don't you know, when I went offline, didn't I tell you that I was going to stay up all night."

"Boss, I'm talking to you now, am I dreaming? Or you're dreaming, I'm in your dream. ”

“…… You're sick, I see you haven't woken up, come on, don't bother me, I don't bother you. ”

Taking off his gloves, Ma Xiaohan found that his consciousness was clearer than just now.

"Look, I didn't lie to you, come on, let's leave with the next message." Black Impermanence followed the process in the Soul Hooking Manual, but unfortunately he didn't have the fingerprint reader with him.

"Are you called Ma Xiaohan?"

"Yes."

"Were you born on the twenty-fourth day of the first month of the first month?"

"What?" Ma Xiaohan didn't understand.

"I just asked you if you were born on March 11, 1999, at 7 or 8 o'clock in the morning." Bai Wuchang explained.

"Yes." Ma Xiaohan's mind was a little confused at the moment, and he walked a few steps before he came back to his senses, "Wait a while, I didn't give birth at seven or eight o'clock in the morning, my mother had a difficult birth, I gave birth at twenty-three o'clock in the evening, you are mistaken." ”

"Dear, I can understand your mood at this moment, who doesn't love this colorful world, but don't struggle, the world below is also very wonderful, mix well, you can eat and drink spicy. Well, we've been delayed for a while. "Bai Wuchang was a little anxious, and he couldn't delay it for too long.

"Two big brothers." Ma Xiaohan knelt down for Black and White Impermanence with a "plop", "I really wasn't born at seven or eight o'clock in the morning." And I remembered, my house is opposite, is room 401, there used to live a girl, also named Ma Xiaohan, she is the same age as me, she is always sick, just a few days ago moved away, maybe the person you are looking for is her. ”

"Oh, my mother-in-law, no matter how idiotic we are, can we confuse men and women?" Black Impermanence was angry.

"Lao Hei, don't be angry, we still have to understand the customer's mood." Bai Wuchang pulled Hei Wuchang aside and lowered his voice to speak, and then he turned to Ma Xiaohan and said, "Okay, my valued customer, we know, now it's time for us to hit the road, dear, I'm going to do it." ”

Bai Wuchang didn't believe Ma Xiaohan's words at all, and after speaking, he took out the soul chasing rope and wrapped it around Ma Xiaohan's neck. Then flew straight downstairs through the window.

"Two big brothers, two heroes, two ghost brothers, officials, grandfathers, ancestors...... I'm really not the Ma Xiaohan you're looking for, woo woo ......, who will save me. ”

"Dear, don't be attached to the world, the deeper the obsession, the easier it is to scatter, and it will be difficult to even reincarnate at that time." Bai Wuchang comforted the howling Ma Xiaohan.

"Big brother ghost, I'm really not the Ma Xiaohan you are looking for. Let me go, although I wanted to be reincarnated because of my ugliness, but I know now that I was wrong, I don't want to die yet, I haven't confessed to my first love yet.................. Whining............ Liu Beibei, I like you. ”

"Dear, you're so lucky, we just opened a psychological counseling room below, specifically to enlighten you ghosts who are too nostalgic for the world and unwilling to accept the facts. When you get to the underworld, you remember to sign up yourself. Dear, hold on, I'm going to speed up, hehe, and be sure to give me a good review. ”

With a "boom", three figures crossed the sky, and a dark orchid heavenly path appeared in the mist, and the three figures suddenly entered the heavenly way, and within a moment, the heavenly path disappeared in the moonlight.