7 Misfortune flies
Li Hao was invited into the pavilion, and when he sat cross-legged on an embroidery pier, there was already a slender anthurium mark on his face, and he didn't dare to talk cheaply anymore when he covered his cheeks, and he didn't even dare to look up at the woman. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The woman and Li Hao sat opposite each other, and the anger on their faces did not subside, but they still relied on etiquette and said perfunctory to Li Hao: "Little woman Bi Tian, I have seen Li Gongzi." ”
Li Hao saw that Bi Tian's attitude had eased a lot, and he began to be old and cute again, and said with a hippie smile: "It's finally time to report home to each other, it's like a blind date show, it's really interesting." My name is Li Hao, Li of King Wu Zheng of Zhou, and I ...... day by day"
"Smack!"
Li Hao received another slap on the other cheek, and said with a crying voice: "Is it great to be rich?" Is it okay to hit someone casually if you look good? Does Datang still have a law for the protection of underage men? When I grow into a man, I must make a lot of money, destroy your money estate, and watch you kneel at my feet and sing the ...... of conquest."
"Smack!"
"I warn you not to hit me again, or I will have to criticize you ......"
"Smack! Syllable! ”
"Woo woo woo, count you ruthless, I was wrong......"
It was the first time for Li Hao to see such a ruthless woman, and she would beat someone if she didn't agree with her, so Li Hao immediately gave in with the mentality that a hero would not suffer the loss in front of him, and his cheeks hurt like being slapped by the fire. The more Li Hao thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, so he simply lay on the futon and splashed it.
Seeing Li Hao lying on the ground and refusing to get up, the next conversation could not continue, so he had to suppress the anger in his chest a little, and said patiently: "What are you doing lying on the ground?" ”
Li Hao said angrily: "It's dead." ”
"Why are you still keeping your eyes open when you're dead?"
"Death is not blinding."
"Then how do you still breathe?"
Li Hao's eyes were hazy with tears: "I can't swallow this breath." ”
Bi Tian's father is the famous Jiangnan "Mr. Tongtian" Li Jingxuan, not only proficient in astronomy and geography, fortune divination, and piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all proficient, when he was young, he traveled the rivers and lakes, but also left the name of "the piano and sword", excellent martial arts, and respected status. Bi Tian has been regarded as the pearl of his palm by his father since he was a child, and he has never been taken advantage of by others like today, and he has taken a heavier hand on Li Hao in shame. At this moment, seeing Li Hao's cheeks red and swollen and his eyes filled with tears, Bi Tian also felt quite uncomfortable, and hurriedly relaxed his tone.
"Li Hao, can't you just say a few words to me? If nothing else, you have to think about your own life. If every time I ask you something, you still answer like such a bastard, and I accidentally beat you to death, wouldn't the girl who came with you follow the lawsuit? ”
Although Bi Tian is not very old, he can easily run Tongtian Money Village to a huge scene, where will it be a simple role, deliberately revealing a little ruthlessness in his words, and pulling Qiao Niang as a threat, Li Hao really got up, and said anxiously and angrily: "I warn you not to fight Qiao Niang's idea, this matter has nothing to do with her at all......"
Before Li Hao finished speaking, Bi Tian had already covered his mouth and laughed: "If it is really a fledgling little chick, I confessed my name." I can see that Qiao Niang's status in your heart is very important, so we might as well discuss, what do I ask, you answer honestly, not only will I not embarrass Qiao Niang, but also give you a sum of money to let you live a rich and noble life in Gusu City, okay? ”
Li Hao felt a deep sense of powerlessness in his heart, and then he realized how difficult Bi Tian was, so he had to point to the little girl who was snickering on the side and swear: "You can ask casually, I must know everything and say everything, if there is a lie, let me die in front of her second uncle......"
Bi Tian couldn't cry or laugh, so she simply stopped paying attention to Li Hao's crazy words, cleared her throat and said, "Name." ”
Li Hao reported his name in a proper manner, and did not dare to talk nonsense anymore.
"Age."
"It's like fifteen."
"Do you want to get beaten again?"
"Fifteen, yes, it's fifteen, I won't change anything."
"Where is the household register?"
"I don't have a household registration, but I call the world home...... Please, don't fiddle with your knife anymore, okay? I really didn't lie to you, I don't even know what the household registration looks like. ”
For some reason, Bi Tian believed what Li Hao said, frowned slightly, and sighed: "When my father came here, he didn't have a household registration...... What other relatives do you have that you don't have? ”
Li Hao thought of the thousand-flower ticket that was gained and lost, and the hateful fat face of the fat rich man appeared in front of him: "There are no relatives, but there is an enemy who will be born soon." ”
Bi Tian Bingxue was smart, and immediately guessed that the enemy Li Hao said was the rich man of Qi who lived in the south of the city, so she smiled and instructed the little girl behind her: "Gluttony, let the money shopkeeper bring the fat man Qi." ”
The little girl said yes and turned around. Only then did Li Hao know that the greedy girl's nickname was gluttony, and he couldn't help but feel funny. When he didn't move, Qian Heng came along the stone path, followed by two strong men, carrying a rattan bed, and there was a person lying on the rattan bed, wrapped in a white cloth so that only his eyes and nose were exposed, just like the zongzi eaten during the Dragon Boat Festival, and his mouth was full of oops, as if he had endured great suffering.
When the "zongzi" on the rattan bed saw Li Hao, he immediately howled like a pig, and a pair of mung bean eyes shot a resentful look that wanted to eat people: "Little miscellaneous, little liar, I have found you, see if I don't tear down your thief bones alive, I won't be surnamed Qi...... Oops, it hurts me. ”
Li Hao was so frightened by this talking "zongzi" that he jumped up, hurriedly hid behind Bi Tian, and cautiously stretched out half of his head from Bi Tian's left shoulder: "Where did this roasted whole pig come from, what did he scold me for?" ”
Bi Tian was also stunned, and looked at Qian Heng with an inquiring gaze, Qian Heng had to explain with a wry smile: "The owner doesn't have to wonder, he is Qi Fat." Yesterday, this guy bought Li Gongzi's 'fire god clothes', and after returning home, he deliberately held a feast, calling friends to show his friends the benefits of not being afraid of fire to keep peace, and was picked up and put on the god clothes, and jumped into a big fire on the spot without knowing whether he was alive or dead. ”
The rich man of Qi scolded Li Hao for being tired, felt a sour nose, and actually howled: "This dead liar doesn't know what trick he has changed, and he almost killed me, if it weren't for the large number of relatives and friends at that time, I was lifted and thrown into the pool, and my life would have been confessed." Li Dongjia, aunt and grandmother, you are the most willing to distinguish between good and evil, you must call the shots for me, but you can't exchange the thousand flower tickets to this liar who kills a thousand knives! ”