Zhong Yu wandered around aimlessly in Qingzhou City, and unconsciously walked to the bank of the Nanyang River. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The water of the Nanyang River flows slowly like a turquoise ribbon, and the warm spring breeze gently blows the weeping willows on both banks, like a fairy dancing there.

On the bank of the Nanyang River, the scenery is picturesque, the riverbank is full of carved beams and painted buildings, and from time to time there are bursts of pleasant sound of silk and bamboo, which is the most high-end Qinglou wine shop in Qingzhou City.

Looking at these green buildings on the banks of the Nanyang River, Zhong Yu suddenly remembered something......

Well?! Yes, I am now in the Hongzhi period, "Hongzhi Zhongxing", which is a peaceful and prosperous era in history.

In the prosperous era of Qingping, the status of the literati was still very high, and the good poems made by the literati should be very marketable, and they seem to be able to ......

Zhong Yu felt as if he had a way to make money!

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Yunzhuxuan, a famous gold cave on the bank of the Nanyang River.

Zhong Yu, who walked into Yunzhuxuan wearing only his underwear, came out with an extra lake blue woven satin robe on his body, an extra purple bamboo gold-painted folding fan in his hand, and of course twenty taels of silver in his waist pocket.

I don't know which prostitute the brocade robe and folding fan are|The guest stayed in Yunzhuxuan, but it fit well on Zhong Yu.

People rely on clothes, horses and saddles, and Zhong Yu, who wears a gorgeous satin robe, instantly feels that he is clearly a graceful and jade tree in the wind. In Yunzhuxuan just now, Zhong Yu looked in the mirror, and his skin was still quite attractive!

Zhong Yu slowly walked out of Yunzhuxuan with a folding fan in a chic manner, much like a satisfied old prostitute who had just been prostituted in the green building......

Yun Zhuxuan behind him said that Nalan was a genius, "If life is only as first seen, what is the autumn wind and sad fan." Waiting for idle changes but old people's hearts, but old people's hearts are changeable. Lishan said that it was half a night away, and the tears and rain and zero bells did not complain. How is it like Bo Xing Jinyilang, who wishes for the day of the wings and branches......

Zhong Yu felt that he had fallen in love with this place, the sky here is so blue, the water here is so clear, and the money here is so easy to make......

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Zhong Yu gently shook the folding fan and walked coquettishly on the most prosperous street in Qingzhou City-Haidai Street.

Zhong Yu, who had just easily used a song of Nalan Genius's "Magnolia Flower Order" to earn 20 taels of silver from Yunzhuxuan's top red girl Yueqiao girl, was seriously considering whether to go to the restaurant to eat roast suckling pig or grilled whole sheep.

Because the stomach that has not entered since the morning, is "gurgling" to express serious protests.

On the bustling Haidai Street, Zhong Yu was thinking and walking in a mess when he suddenly felt that he had been hit on the waist from behind, and he couldn't help but stumble forward a few steps.

Zhong Yu couldn't help but be angry in his heart: What is not a long-eyed thing, this son's robe is an authentic Suzhou woven satin, can you afford to pay for it?

Zhong Yu was about to open his mouth to scold, but he heard a delicate voice behind him shouting: "Catch the thief!" ”

Zhong Yu couldn't help but be stunned, and saw a panicked figure in front of him walking through the bustling crowd on Haidai Street, speeding away.

Zhong Yu looked back, and behind him, a woman wearing an azure scholar's shirt with a delicate face, obviously a woman dressed as a man, with a look of righteous indignation, was chasing forward with great momentum.

Zhong Yu couldn't help but smile and shook his head, the craft of thieves and thieves has existed since ancient times, and of course, this matter of catching thieves is also a folk activity with a long history.

However, from the perspective of Zhong Yu, a modern person, catching a thief seems to be the same thing as helping an old man who has fallen, and it seems to be a matter for the police. Of course, from the point of view of a Ming scholar, it seems that it should be called "a gentleman does not erect a dangerous wall", and catching thieves has nothing to do with himself.

Zhong Yu said secretly: It's not that I'm numb, after all, I'm just an ordinary person who has just crossed over. I don't want to get into trouble, and I don't want to learn from Lei Feng, it seems to be a normal thing.

Especially in this strange era when I am not familiar with life, I was beaten, I am afraid that I don't know where the yamen is!

On the crowded streets, stealing and being stolen are just small things that happen from time to time, there are too many such small things in life, each with its own joys and sorrows, and it has nothing to do with Zhong Yu, an outsider, and there will be no intersection.

However, Zhong Yu still admires people who dare to catch thieves, especially a woman who dares to catch thieves, and secretly praises in his heart: It's really a female man, uh...... In ancient times, it should be called a woman.

So, Zhong Yu gave way to the side of the road very interestingly, wanting to make way for the brave thief catcher, so that the woman could chase the thief and steal more smoothly and conveniently.

The thief ran very fast, and the heroine chasing the thief chased very fast, and when she passed by Zhong Yu, she didn't forget to glare at Zhong Yu with her big apricot eyes, and then chased forward like a heroine.

However, when the thief catcher passed by Zhong Yu, Zhong Yu, who would not have had anything to do with the thief catch, intersected with this small matter in an unexpected way......

The reason is that when Zhong Yu avoided the woman, his movements were a little muddy.

Zhong Yu, who wanted to make way for the heroine, couldn't help but be a little inflexible because he had just "vomited three liters of blood", and his body was out of the way, but his feet didn't have time to get out of the way, so the heroine who chased the thief was tragic......

The thief catcher woman who ran at a fast speed, when she ran to Zhong Yu's side, she only felt that something was tripped under her feet, and then her body involuntarily rose into the air, and then a fierce "lion fighting rabbit" ...... Hit the streets. Of course, if this action is called "hungry dog pounce", it seems to be more popular and easier for people to understand.

Of course, no matter what words are used to describe it, the posture of the thief catcher woman hitting the street is not very good-looking, and the result is so sad.

The surrounding crowd let out a burst of exclamations, while the heroine lay motionless on the ground, and Zhong Yu's heart suddenly swelled with endless guilt...... The guilt is only a moment, and then there is endless fear and fear...... Because he found that the woman's "lion fighting rabbit" style of hitting the street was to land on the ground with her face.

Zhong Yu wanted to turn around and run away very much, because if the woman's face was broken, his fate would definitely be miserable. Judging from the momentum of the heroine catching the thief just now, the heroine's force value must be higher than herself.

However, Zhong Yu thought about it, and in front of everyone's eyes, he was a personable and jade tree in the wind, and when he saw the beautiful woman hitting the street, he didn't help him up, but ran away, which seemed to damage the good image he had just established.

So, Zhong Yu suppressed his fear of the woman's anger after the broken appearance, trembled, cautiously, and moved to the woman's side step by step, leaned over and lowered his head, and asked timidly: "Hey, you haven't broken this woman...... Uh, are you alright? ”

The woman was still lying motionless on the ground, and Zhong Yu became more and more uneasy.

Just when Zhong Yu wanted to sneak away, the thief chasing woman lying on the ground suddenly sighed, and then slowly stood up, her eyes were like bursting fire, and she glared at Zhong Yu fiercely.

It was only at this time that Zhong Yu saw the appearance of the woman in front of him clearly...... Immediately, Zhong Yu breathed a sigh, fortunately he didn't break his appearance.

Not only is the heroine not broken, but she is also very good-looking, and she can definitely be called a "beauty". Apricot eyes, willow eyebrows, qiong nose and berry lips, and a fair-skinned melon seed face set off a pointed chin, which is pleasing to the eye. Especially wearing a scholar's shirt and holding a scarf, it adds a bit of sassiness. Although there is still some dust on her face at this time, it does not affect the fact that this is a beauty, and what is even more pleasing is that this woman actually has a pair of long legs, which shows that she is tall and outstanding.

It seems that a heroine is a heroine, even if she falls into a "hungry dog pounces", although she is embarrassed, she will not break her appearance.

The woman patted the dust of the scholar's shirt, stared at Zhong Yu with a frosty face, and her big apricot eyes seemed to spew fire. If the gaze kills, I believe Zhong Yu has died several times.

"Stinky scholar, is there something wrong with you?"

"I'm in good health, there's nothing wrong with me!" Zhong Yu is very depressed, very depressed, how can this beautiful woman ask people if there is anything wrong with their body as soon as they come up, this is a very private problem, and her function in that area has always been normal, how can there be a problem!

"Why are you tripping over me, don't you see I'm catching a thief? You don't help me catch the thief, but you help the thief escape, I think you are the thief's accomplice. ”

"Well, this is wronged, woman. To tell the truth, Xiao Sheng had just vomited three liters of blood, and he was really weak in his hands and feet, so that his movements were unfavorable. Besides, people make mistakes, and horses miss their hooves......"

Zhong Yu was talking, but suddenly found that the anger in the heroine's eyes was getting stronger and stronger, and he was about to break out and hit himself.

"You dare to scold me for being a horse stumbling?"

Uh, looks like I said the wrong thing! Zhong Yu stroked his forehead with his hand, sweating ...... A sentence that the horse has stumbled, as if the woman and himself have been scolded.

"Woman, woman, don't be angry, slip of the tongue, what a slip of the tongue. Oops, it's really not right for Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng is really weak in blood and blood today, and occasionally misses, oh, no, it's an occasional mistake, and I hope the woman will forgive me. Besides, how can I, a personable reader, be a thief! Even if I didn't help you catch the thief, I can't be considered an accomplice of the thief! You see, all the neighbors on the street didn't help me, not to mention that I was just a powerless scholar, and a gentleman didn't erect a dangerous wall. Zhong Yu decisively admitted that he was powerless, although he was very embarrassed, but he was not beaten and embarrassed by the woman.

Listening to Zhong Yu's words, the woman suddenly laughed, and her anger seemed to recede suddenly. In Zhong Yu's opinion, the heroine is still embarrassed to hit a weak scholar who is powerless and the jade tree is in the wind.

The woman clapped her hands and said with a smile: "If you don't help catch the thief, you are still full of crooked reasoning, I really don't know where you sage books have been read?" What about the sense of justice in your mouth? Seeing that the thief not only did not help, but also secretly made a trip, he deserved to have his money bag stolen! ”

Yes...... Zhong Yu hurriedly touched his waist, and then ...... Cold sweat rolled down, and the money bag around his waist had long since disappeared.

"Now you know what it means to harm others and end up harming yourself, right? What do you want to say now, this gentleman who does not stand under the wall? ”

Zhong Yu wiped his cold sweat and said in a hoarse voice, "I want to say...... , that's my life money, catch the thief! ”

After speaking, Zhong Yu hurriedly lifted the hem of his Suzhou Lake blue satin robe, hurriedly tucked it around his waist, and raised his leg to chase in the direction where the thief had escaped.

Who knew that Zhong Yu had just taken a step, and before the second step hit the ground, he was grabbed by the back collar by the woman.

"You want to run?" "Uh...... No. I'm going to catch a thief! ”

"The thief is gone, don't forget that there is a bigger trouble waiting for you now......"

Zhong Yu couldn't help but be stunned: "What's the trouble?" ”

The beauty pointed to herself, and said with a smile: "Not only did you not do anything when you saw injustice, but you also hurt the people who saw righteousness and bravery, you shameless reader, you thought that this girl would let you go so easily." ”

"Uh...... I seem to have been humble about this! ”

"Is it enough to apologize? Let's go, come with me to the yamen to see the officials. It's not just you who tripped me up in the street, I now suspect you're an accomplice to the thief! ”

"This, woman, can you be private?"

"No way!"

"I'm sorry, I still have something to do, let's go first!" After saying that, Zhong Yu ran away, Grandpa Mao's guerrilla tactics were good, the enemy is strong and I will retreat, and if I can't fight, I will run.

But Zhong Yu obviously underestimated the strength of the heroine, and just a few steps after running Zhong Yu was picked up by the heroine. Zhong Yu scolded in his heart: This damn long-legged woman actually picked me up with one hand.

"Hey, put me down, it's public, you think the yamen was opened by your family!"