Chapter Ninety-Seven: Marilyn Monroe
Regardless of whether it is a heat sticking to a cold ass or not, Serov is like a hard-working little bee shuttling through this group of Hollywood big names, thanks to the recent presence of Khrushchev in the newspaper, mainly because he always appears in the same photo with Khrushchev, but some celebrities who care about the current situation know him, so that Serov's journey to ask for an autograph is not so difficult.
Most of the so-called celebrities are holding shelves, showing their charm with a friendly and reserved smile, so that there is no non-cooperation, actors like Reagan who pretend to be forced have long been eliminated, and the rest of the people will cooperate no matter what they think.
"Miss Audrey Hepburn, I've seen your Roman holiday! I've also been to your filming locations, and a few years ago I was the ambassador of the USSR to Italy! As if he had discovered a remarkable figure, Serov exaggerated his joy in Soviet-style English, without mentioning that his greatest achievement in promotion was bringing the European Communist Party to power for the first time.
Audrey Hepburn and her friends sat at a table near the edge, still not avoiding Serov, who had applied the anti-rebellion work to Hollywood, and Audrey Hepburn, who was dressed in a long black dress, was surprised, and then took the pen handed by Serov with a friendly smile and signed her name. Then he handed the pen to his friends, and when it returned to Serov, it was full of signatures.
"I will give these signatures to my wife after I return to China, I believe he should be very happy!" Although there are Hollywood stars in front of him who best fit the definition of eating by their faces, it is still not a reason for Serov to look for a target. He is also looking for the location of Marilyn Monroe, who was close to the Kennedy brothers.
Although there are many big-name celebrities today, this group of people from fifty years ago, except for three particularly famous people, Serov did not know any of them, and the atmosphere of the dinner was very strange. Both men and women wore black suits and gowns, which made Serov's eyes much less effective in finding targets.
"Disgusting Khrushchev with a black dress to make a funeral look? A bunch of Christian fools, in the eyes of atheists, don't care about these feudal superstitions at all! "Although Serov has subordinates around, he still has to do it himself, or he can't hide his purpose.
These 400 people can only be wiped out in the most primitive way. Putting away the autograph at Audrey Hepburn's table, Serov led the agent in charge of photography next to him, blatantly peeking into the privacy of this group of Hollywood bowls. Two people conducted a carpet search of the four hundred stars present, which reminded Serov of a joke, "Report to the regiment commander that we have surrounded one of the enemy's divisions!" Well done, how many of you have! Two ......"
The hard work is rewarding, Marilyn Monroe is at the middle table, and there are some actors and producers at the same table, and half of them wear glasses. If you change the occasion. Except for Marilyn Monroe herself, these people say that the cadres of the Soviet Union believe it, who says that Hollywood is full of handsome men and beautiful women, and two of them are not at all better than Khrushchev.
Serov discovered her three tables away from Marilyn Monroe, in the spirit of doing a full set of plays. Serov still arrived at the main battlefield five minutes later, and unlike Elizabeth Taylor and Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe has great value in terms of intelligence, even if it is possible!
"Ms. Monroe?" When he saw Marilyn Monroe again, Serov put on a shocked look. Of course, it's not too exaggerated, showing acting skills in this group of actors is an act of looking for death. Serov just showed the normal behavior of seeing beautiful women.
"Thank you. Generals of the USSR! Marilyn Monroe signed her name and asked, "Do the people of the Soviet Union know who I am?" Marilyn Monroe's expression was full of anticipation, and she seemed to be very interested in this question.
This question made the other people in the neighborhood also prick up their ears to listen, wanting to see how Serov answered, this kind of question that can only be answered by the brain is too simple, just tell the truth. "As far as I am concerned, among the more than 400 celebrity producers here, there are only three people I can recognize by looking at their faces! I believe that the Soviet people are similar to me, but Miss Marilyn Monroe believes that there is no way to get out of the people who are recognized, for the average Soviet person. The representatives of American goals are Miss Marilyn Monroe and Coca-Cola, and Miss Monroe is the embodiment of sexiness! At this point, Serov turned to the table and asked, "I didn't use the wrong English words, did I?" ”
"It turns out that Miss Monroe already represented the image of the United States in the Soviet Union, and we didn't know that there was such a thing! It seems that the image of the United States on the other side of the Iron Curtain still needs Miss Monroe to maintain! A man in his forties with glasses said exaggeratedly.
"So to speak, peace between the United States and the USSR did not depend on Miss Monroe, not on the meeting of Khrushchev and Eisenhower!" Someone immediately quipped.
What is the origin of this group of Hollywood big names? Do you have a lot of poop in your head? Serov really can't understand the humor of the United States, maybe the Americans are showing their freedom, but if they deliberately evaluate politicians to show their freedom, it is better to shut up honestly, it is too contrived......
"The KGB will not interfere in the cultural exchange between the two countries, but censorship cannot be avoided! I am also going to bring back a batch of audio-visual materials this time, which can be regarded as establishing a communication channel for the film industry of our two countries! After Serov finished speaking, he prepared to leave.
"So the general knows how to make movies?" The bespectacled man, who had just begun to speak, asked, "It's so strange that the KGB general is discussing the movie with us!" ”
"The movie I made, codenamed Ivan! Preparations are currently underway for the filming of the third part, which is based on the Berlin crisis! As soon as Serov's words came out, it had the effect of being like a king of the cold field! Except for Marilyn Monroe, they were silent, so Marilyn Monroe didn't know how to continue the conversation.
Of course, Serov's words were not understood, because the film was a film about the work of the KGB, and it was full of attacks on imperialism, and naturally there was also a depiction of the United States! Not only had anyone here heard of the film, but some had gotten their hands on the tape, but no one dared to talk about it in public. Especially now when the United States and the USSR have such relations.
"The so-called freedom seems to be taboo! It seems that you in the United States also have something you dare not touch, afraid that the FBI will come to your door! Serov knew the reason for this as soon as he thought about it, shook his head and left the table! Go ahead and make your signature tour complete.
If you have the opportunity, you should ridicule or ridicule, otherwise how can you show your position! Serov, who had walked around, took a notebook full of autographs and beckoned an agent to go to the bathroom. Unscrewed the faucet to make a noise, took a pen and wrote, "Our North American Division has the intelligence network in the United States, and Los Angeles has no power!" ”
"Yes!" Serov nodded and tore the words on the paper into shreds and threw them into the toilet and flushed them away, the bathroom has been checked, but who knows if there are any bugs that have not been checked, it is better to be careful.
Back in the dining room, the agent lowered his head and said beside Serov, "Marilyn Monroe's husband Arthur? Miller definitely deserves to attend this dinner, but Arthur? Miller's ideological position was closer to socialism, so he was denied participation! ”
"It's not surprising that as a colleague I understand what Americans think! But it's a little disgusting to put on a free face and do this kind of thing! The first secretary has not been in the United States for a long time, and when he returns home, we will find a way to contact the left-wing people in the United States, by the way, Martin Luther King Jr. must be on the list! Black affirmative action, right, we're going to make peace! Serov watched as he watched and whispered orders to his subordinates.
The trouble of the United States is the luck of the Soviet Union, and it is just a matter of making more and less money by making peace in the black affirmative action movement, on the one hand, it can also demonstrate the equality of the Soviet Union and stand on the moral high ground, and on the other hand, let the black people cause some negative impact on the United States. The ignition can't burn on your own body, anyway, there are no blacks in the USSR! If you don't even light this explosive barrel at Serov, it will be a waste of heaven's chance.
At this time, the meal was coming to an end, and when the waiters began to withdraw from the dishes, Pyros? Skulas stood up and spoke, "Skulas: Mr. President, I humbly ask you to see me, our three brothers came from one of the smallest villages of hope, were born into a very poor family, we came here in 1910 and worked as very lowly handymen in restaurants, and because the American system values equal opportunities, I now have the privilege of being the president of Twentieth Century Fox. ”
Sixty-six-year-old Skulas was not tall, but he was physically strong and bald, quite like Khrushchev. And his high-pitched pitch and thick accent have the same effect. "He has a horrible Greek accent, like a 'Weekend Night Live' performance," the Washington Post said in the report, and everyone was laughing. Khrushchev listened to Skulas for a while, then turned to Stasiana and whispered: "Why do you translate for me?" He needs you more".
"Chairman, do you want to take a step!" The agent next to Serov whispered, "Also, I'm the vice chairman!" ”
"What do you want to do in front of the first secretary! It's not at home, no, it's even more impossible to take measures at home, that's our people! Serov glanced at his subordinates, as if he was looking at an idiot, and said, "Don't worry, the first secretary has a way to deal with it!" The entire leadership of our USSR was born into a poor family! Skulas's story is all over the Soviet Union...... "The real Russian aristocracy has long since become White Russians and are scattered all over the world." (To be continued.) )
PS: Thank you for the tips from Bat and 1861, as well as the tips and support from all the brothers! It's all old faces, this book is really not friendly enough for new book friends, just finish the book, what kind of bicycle do you want!