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Yuan Shao smiled and said, "This friend, do you remember me?" ”

Wang Shuang turned his head to take a look, feeling that Yuan Shao was a little familiar, and Liu Xin and Cao Cao next to him were looking at him with eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

Wang Shuang secretly said in his heart that the situation was not good, and then began to pretend to be stupid and said: "Ah, we shouldn't have met, yes, we definitely haven't met." ”

Yuan Shao smiled coldly and said, "Friend, think about it carefully, we were all in the Spring Mansion yesterday." ”

A drop of cold sweat crossed Wang Shuang's forehead, and he now knew who Yuan Shao was in front of him.

It doesn't matter if you say bad things in front of him, the most important problem is that Yuan Shao got off Liu Xin's carriage, and he also talked and laughed with Liu Xin.

It seems that he has unknowingly provoked someone who should not be provoked.

Wang Shuang thought so.

Liu Xin shook his head helplessly, Wang Shuang is also a great person, so he can attract hatred, and this meeting offended Yuan Shao.

However, Wang Shuang is his own descendant after all, of course Liu Xin can't sit idly by, so Liu Xin stood up and said: "Okay, Ziquan, you apologize to Brother Benchu first, and you have to change your habit of talking nonsense for me, remember to go through your own brain before speaking in the future." ”

Wang Shuang immediately nodded, and said to Yuan Shao sincerely: "I'm sorry Brother Ben, I'm a martial artist, I don't know how to speak, if you offend more, please forgive Brother Benchu." ”

Yuan Shao shook his head with a smile and said, "No, no, no, I just wanted to make a joke with Brother Ziquan, and what Brother Ziquan said is also true, I did admit it a little yesterday." ”

Liu Xin heard the loneliness in Yuan Shao's mouth, couldn't help sighing, and opened his mouth to comfort: "Brother Ben Chu, there is a good saying, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, now Yuan Shu is just relying on his sister-in-law's back, crushing you, but I believe that with the ability of Brother Ben Chu, his status in the future will definitely be above Yuan Shu!" ”

Cao Cao also stepped forward and patted Yuan Shao's shoulder, and said seriously: "Brother Ziqi is right, your ability is far above Yuan Shu at the beginning, and you are about to have two good brothers, me and Brother Ziji, in the future, Yuan Shu will dare to bully others, although it is inconvenient for you to make a move, but we can give him a good look!" ”

Yuan Shao nodded with a smile, and said with some emotion: "Well, you are right, in the future, I will definitely trample that guy Yuan Shu under my feet and let him know what respect is!" ”

Liu Xin breathed a sigh of relief, and now he finally brought the atmosphere back on track, and was almost led astray by Wang Shuang's second goods.

Liu Xin glared at Wang Shuang again, signaling him to leave quickly, don't make trouble here.

Wang Shuang finally got Liu Xin's signal, nodded immediately, and turned to leave.

Liu Xin smiled and said, "Okay, let's get in the car and continue to set off." ”

After another half an hour, Liu Xin and his entourage came to Cao Cao's manor-Taoyuan.

The peach orchard lives up to its name, with hundreds of peach trees planted inside and outside the manor, but unfortunately it is only February, and there is still a month before the peach blossom period, so the peach trees are now full of flower bones.

Cao Cao said with some pity: "Hey, it's a pity that the peach blossoms will not bloom for another month, and then the entire peach orchard will be full of peach blossoms, and everywhere you can see is pink, and the scene is simply beautiful." ”

Liu Xin nodded with a smile and made a joke: "In that case, Brother Meng De, let's wait another month, and we will come to Taoyuan to marry again after a month." ”

Yuan Shao also smiled and said, "Brother Ziqi is right, then we will leave first and come back in a month." ”

Cao Cao looked at Liu Xin and the others with some tears and laughter, and said: "Brother Benchu, Brother Ziqi, don't make fun of me, I'm ready for this thing, just wait for you to come." ”

Under the leadership of Cao Cao, Liu Xin and his entourage walked into the backyard of the manor, where a stone platform had been placed with incense and candles, water and wine, and desk meat, and in front of the stone platform, three futons had been placed.

And next to the stone platform, there is a cow and a sheep tied to it.

Seeing this formation, Liu Xin muttered to himself: "This is really well prepared, but unfortunately there is still a statue of Guan Erye." ”

Thinking of this, Liu Xin remembered a joke he had seen on the Internet before, which said that when Guan Yu was married in Taoyuan, he saw a statue on the desk, which looked very similar to himself, so he asked Liu Bei which god this statue was; Then Liu Bei explained to Guan Yu that this is the second master of the martial god Guan, as long as he worships the second master of the martial god Guan when worshipping, the second master of the martial god Guan will bless the righteous person; Then Guan Yu worshiped the martial god Guan Erye.

Cao Cao, who was standing beside Liu Xin, saw what Liu Xin was talking about, so he asked with some confusion: "Brother Ziji, what are you talking about?" ”

Liu Xin came back to his senses at this time, and immediately shook his head and smiled: "It's okay, it's okay, I just suddenly thought of a somewhat funny story." ”

Yuan Shao asked a little curiously: "Brother Ziji, can you tell us this story?" ”

Liu Xin nodded, and just wanted to tell Cao Cao and Yuan Shao the joke just now, but then he remembered that now he had hacked Guan Erye in front of Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, and it would be fun for them to meet Guan Yu again in the future.

So, Liu Xin was in a hurry, adapted a version of the joke of Jesus, and said: "This is a joke I heard when I was still in the Western Regions, first of all, let me tell you the background of the story, there is a more famous immortal named Jesus in the Western Regions, and his legal name is God, and his status in the Western Regions is similar to that of our Han Haotian Emperor." ”

And the joke goes like this: Jesus was a mortal man before he was enlightened, and one day he passed by a certain village, and found that there was a temple in this village, and then Jesus went in, and found that there was only one idol in the temple, and it looked exactly like himself, so he went to a villager and asked the villagers what was the matter with this idol; The villager said to Jesus, "This is God Almighty, and He can bless you all your life." ”

After Liu Xin finished speaking, he found that Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were looking at him with a confused expression, and the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

Everyone was silent for a moment, you stared at me, I stared at you...

Liu Xin coughed twice, and then said with a wry smile: "Well, maybe it's because of my bad translation, you may not be able to understand the essence of this joke, I'll give you an analogy, when the Emperor Haotian didn't become an immortal, he saw a statue that looked exactly like himself, so he asked the nearby villagers who this statue was, and the villagers told him that this was the Emperor Haotian, so can you understand?" ”

Yuan Shao nodded blankly, and said to Liu Xin as if he didn't understand: "I seem to understand a little." ”

Cao Cao also echoed and said, "Well, I also seem to understand a little. ”

Liu Xin smiled and hurriedly said, "That's good, we'll turn over this matter and don't mention it again." ”

Liu Xin also warned himself in his heart at this time that he could no longer tell modern jokes to these Han Dynasty people in the future, after all, there was a generation gap in three years, and the gap of more than 1,800 years was more than 600 generations, and no matter how funny the joke was, it would overturn here.

Cao Cao nodded, and brought a bowl of white wine and a knife that looked very sharp from the side.

Seeing this situation, Liu Xin couldn't help but slander in his heart, is it because he wants to make an alliance with blood today and drink this blood wine?

As a doctor, Liu Xin is still quite resistant to drinking blood wine, although this symbolizes the unity of brothers and the blood connection, but! It's not hygienic at all!

As we all know, many diseases are transmitted through the blood, and the liquor of this era is water wine or rice wine, which has a very low degree and cannot play a sterilizing role at all.

Therefore, if one of them suffers from a fatal disease that can be transmitted through blood when several people drink blood wine and worship, then these sworn brothers really have a chance to die on the same day, same month, and same year...

However, of course, Liu Xin can't say it directly, if he loses the interest of Cao Cao and Yuan Shao, he will have a feeling of disliking Cao Cao and Yuan Shao.

So, Liu Xin still cut his fingers with a knife with a smile on his face and dripped his own blood into the liquor.

But at this time, Liu Xin suddenly thought of a question, it seems that the three of them have not yet been scheduled for age!

Thinking about it carefully, according to historical records, Yuan Shao was born in 153 A.D. and is 28 years old this year; Cao Cao was born in 155 A.D. and is 26 years old this year.

And Liu Xin was born in 1990 A.D., and he was 25 years old when he crossed...

As a scheming boy, Liu Xin is naturally unwilling to be a younger brother, so Liu Xin is ready to "appropriately" modify his age, after all, it is impossible to say that he was born 1,800 years later.

So, Liu Xin, who had made enough preparations, said: "Anyway, we haven't determined who is the eldest brother, who is the second brother, and who is the third brother." ”

Cao Cao patted his head and said, "Ouch, look at my memory, I actually forgot this stubble." ”

As a result, Liu Xin and the three of them went through some seniority, Liu Xin, who was born in 152 AD, became the eldest brother of the three, while Yuan Shao was the second brother, and Cao Cao became the younger brother.

Although Liu Xin's young appearance was questioned by Cao Cao, after all, as a generation of heroes, Cao Cao was naturally unwilling to be a younger brother, and Cao Cao felt that he was much older than Liu Xin, so he suspected that Liu Xin "lied about his age".

However, Liu Xin's understatement - this immortal master has the skill to stay in Yan, so that Cao Cao has nothing to say.

In the end, Liu Xin "borrowed" from "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" to make a righteous oath, that's right, it is the part of Taoyuan's three righteousness.

Liu Xin, Yuan Shao, and Cao Cao lined up, each holding three sticks of incense in their hands, and said in unison: "Today, Liu Xin, Yuan Shao, and Cao Cao, although they have different surnames, are now brothers, and they should work together to help the needy; Report to the state, under An Lishu; Do not seek to be born in the same year, same month and same day; I wish to die on the same day, the same month, and the same year; The emperor and the queen of heaven, learn from this heart, betray righteousness and ingratitude, and kill heaven and man together! ”

Later historians called this the Taoyuan Three Knots. (To be continued.) )