Hearing Wang Shu's evaluation of the makeup that took him an hour to paint, Kong Yuyan's eyes were red at that time, and tears were about to fall out, Wang Shu realized that he was in trouble, and secretly blamed himself for not keeping pace with the times in the later generations, otherwise with the appearance of the little junior sister who is now leading the new fashion of killing Matt's youth, he will definitely applaud. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

But now the little junior sister is crying, in case she puts her own "Queqiao Immortal" on the teacher's desk, then don't ask for her own hands, take 10,000 steps back, the little junior sister is not doing anything now, as long as she cries out of the back garden, she just provoked the teacher, and it is difficult for her to leave the teacher's house safely. So for the current Wang Shu, the most important thing at present is to make the little junior sister happy.

Thinking of the intelligence and temperament of the little junior sister, if she changes her words now and says that her makeup is very beautiful, and she is frightened by her beauty, she will definitely not let her break into laughter, it is very likely that it will backfire, not to mention that it is impossible for him to directly coax her to be happy, so he changed his strategy: "Little junior sister, it's not that the senior brother said you, others put on makeup to cover up the ugliness, but you are naturally beautiful, your beauty is unparalleled, your facial features are marked, your lips are red and your teeth are white, a pair of bright eyes and good eyes are matched with your curved and slender eyebrows, Which man doesn't like it when he sees it, but you don't have makeup when you wear makeup, is it because I have to put on makeup every time I see you? ”

Which girl doesn't love beauty, even if Dong Shi meets a man who sincerely praises her appearance in front of her, she will be overjoyed, plus Wang Shou didn't say that she didn't know how to put on makeup, but said that she affected her image and temperament after putting on makeup, not to mention that Wang Shu said that every time he saw her, he would drool, and he exaggeratedly wiped his mouth with his hand, especially when Kong Yuyan saw his obviously red and swollen hands, he burst out laughing.

Seeing that the little junior sister finally stopped crying, Wang Shu secretly said that it was dangerous, and those adjectives just now were also made up by searching the intestines and scraping the stomach, and there was no more to say, and the heart said that it would be better to provoke her less in the future, otherwise it would be too much of a waste of brain cells. Who knew that Kong Yuyan saw his relaxed expression, and immediately her little face was a board: "No, my makeup was painted with great difficulty, you dare to say that it is not good-looking, you have to be punished for making me a poem on the spot, and you have to write my current appearance into it, otherwise I will tell my father that you bullied me." ”

Unexpectedly, this little girl not only kicked her nose in the face, but also moved the teacher out, Wang Shu was angry and annoyed at the time, you are full of ghosts, do I have to pinch my nose and say that your makeup looks good. But under the eaves, how dare not bow his head, and now his handle is still in the hands of others, if he really makes the teacher think that he is molesting his daughter, the consequences are unimaginable.

Now it's good, and let yourself make poems, and it has to be poems describing beautiful women, which is too muddy for the baby, Wang Shu wanted to cry and faint in the toilet at that time. Just when he was so anxious that he was all over the place, his eyes glanced at the white clothes worn by the little junior sister, if he didn't look at the face, he could barely be regarded as a fairy jade, and he remembered Cao Zhi's Luo Shen Fu, but put the words describing Luo Shen on a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl, others didn't say it, Wang Shu himself felt toothy. He hated himself for not thinking of Luo Shenfu earlier, if he had picked a few words when he was praising the appearance of the little sister when she didn't wear makeup, it is estimated that she would not have let herself make poems.

What can I do now, it's better to take a pop song over to deal with emergencies, anyway, I said that poetry is poetry, so I opened my mouth and said Anita Mui's classic work "Woman Flower", who knew that the little sister actually said that her voice was too small to say it again, and so on five times, Wang Shu thought that she had finally passed, who knew that the little sister said again: "Are you saying that I am like a flower now?" Then why did you just say I'm a ghost? No, to redo a song, it has to be the way I am now. ”

As soon as I saw the little sister's miserable white face, I almost didn't get a contact pair in my eyes, and other places were simply full of rouge gouache, since women don't like this kind of lyrics, then the sweet honey probably can't pass the test, eyes, right! Just come to Cai Qin's "Your Eyes", this time the little girl can't say that I can cope with it.

In order not to give the little junior sister a chance to mend the knife again, Wang Xu first stated to her that he would definitely not deal with it this time, but if he was still not satisfied, it was better to let him jump into the river to commit suicide now. Then he deliberately stared straight into the eyes of the little junior sister standing in the pavilion, imitating Cai Qin's deep voice and said: "Like a drizzle falling on the bottom of my heart, it feels so mysterious, I can't help but look up at you, and you don't show a trace, although you don't say a word, it's hard to forget, it's your eyes, bright and beautiful, I am full of joy." ”

After he finished speaking, the little junior sister didn't let him say it again, nor did she say good or bad, but her eyes began to blur, Wang Shu waited for a long time and didn't see any movement from her, and hurriedly coughed, she came to her senses, and said in a voice lower than a mosquito: "Teacher, senior brother, are you still fine?" ”

Wang Shuxin explained that you sent the maidservant girl to find me, okay, why did you ask me again if I was okay, but it seems that I should have passed, but if I directly ask for the song "Queqiao Immortal", it is estimated that I will give myself a problem, and they all say that if you want to take it first, you must first go with it, since the little girl likes makeup so much, you must know that the gouache of the Western Han Dynasty also contains lead, so I might as well teach her how to use a mask to maintain her skin, and then take advantage of her happiness to get "Queqiao Immortal" back.

Thinking of this, Wang Shu said: "Little junior sister, in fact, those rouge gouaches are not a good thing, and they are very bad for the skin if they are used for a long time." But I can teach you how to make your skin pink, smooth and elastic, don't you want to learn it? ”

Hearing Wang Shu say that there is a way to take care of the skin, Kong Yuyan immediately came to her senses, and blamed him: "Why didn't you tell me earlier, you look like a bad brother!" Still laughing, don't say it quickly! Wang Shu saw that the fish had been hooked, so he pretended to be unfathomable and said: "Do you know that this method was obtained by spending a lot of money a few days ago, and the master who taught me is already over sixty years old, but the crane has a childish face, you must not tell anyone else if you learn this method, otherwise I will lose a lot, and my brother will settle accounts, I taught you, you have to exchange something with me." ”

Seeing the little girl's serious nodding face, Wang Shu couldn't help but laugh secretly, sure enough, she was still young, and she looked like a smart and clever little girl, but she wasn't deceived by me with a few words. Since the little junior sister is serious, she will be generous and tell her all the simple mask making methods that she can think of, so that she will not suffer a loss. So he told her all the pearl powder masks, egg white honey masks, egg white face coverings, milk, cucumbers, papayas and other skin support methods.

The little girl studied very seriously, and there were some details that even Wang Shu didn't expect, so she could only deal with the past with bluffing. Seeing that the little junior sister had finished learning, she seemed to be very satisfied, Wang Shu blew the conch again, saying that the long-term use of this mask can make young women stay young forever, and let middle-aged and elderly women rejuvenate, and the little girl's eyes only glowed with golden light.

When the effect was achieved, Wang Shu wanted to take the opportunity to get the song "Queqiao Immortal" back, so he rubbed his hands and asked: "Little junior sister, you have learned how to make a mask, then it is time for me to make a request, I don't want anything else, can you ......" Who knew that before he finished speaking, he was rejected by the little girl: "No, this mask has not been used yet, your request can only be listened to after I use it to see the effect, don't even think about it now!" ”

Wang Shu is really going to cry and faint in the toilet this time, Nima, she was still deceived by this little girl, sure enough, women must be reliable, and sows can go up trees, but when I think about it, I don't blame others, I can only blame myself for believing her too easily. She just said that she didn't show her poems to others, and even her parents couldn't read them, but the next day she ran to the teacher's desk, knowing that the little girl already had a criminal record, she took the initiative to send it to the door, not only did she not mention the conditions first, but she also didn't hide it at all and told others.

Now Wang Huo strongly suspects that his IQ has plummeted since he crossed, and he can't even fight a little girl, and he sees that he is about to get his hands on "Queqiao Immortal" and because of his mouth is not flying, it is really less than a mile and two boundless, and he bows his head or two lines of lovesick tears.

When Wang Yixing walked out of the Confucian Mansion, he felt that he had a really failed day, first he was beaten by the teacher, and then he was taught by the dizzy teacher, and Journey to the West will continue to be updated, and then he was deceived by the little junior sister again.

But today is also a bit of a gain, after all, if there is no little sister so trouble, I can't think of the mask at all, I can tell my mother and sister-in-law when I look back, so that they can also insist on using it.

At this time, Wang Shu didn't know that it was because he taught Kong Yuyan and his mother and sister-in-law how to make and use simple masks, not only in a very short period of time among all the officials and wealthy businessmen in the new capital city rose up mask fever, but also quickly spread to the people, for a time pearls, milk, eggs, honey, cucumbers, papaya and other prices related to the production of masks rose sharply, to this time there is a statistical department in the Western Han Dynasty, Kong Xiu, who claims to love the people like a son, faced the CPI index that continues to rise, The slapping sound of slapping in the face is estimated to be heard outside the city.

What Wang Shu didn't know at this time was that it was precisely because of the "invention" of the mask that he became a little fresh meat in the eyes of middle-aged and elderly women in the new capital for a while, and was even viciously named the "Friend of the Women of the New Capital" by some obviously gentlemen.