Chapter Seventy-Eight: Forgetting the Past
Yun Shu got on the roof of the car and sat down tremblingly, fortunately it was an arched roof, otherwise Yun Shu would not have gone up if he was killed, although the speed of the carriage was not very fast, but it would hurt for several days if he fell. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The two sat opposite each other, one was a Dao bone fairy wind and the other was trembling, Yun Shu pursed his lips disdainfully, grabbed the hand of the frame and said tightly: "What can't you talk about in Ping'an Village?" I don't like you to drink the northwest wind on the roof of your car. ”
Lao Dao smiled and said: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable~ Poor Dao heard you say that you want to accept those two female dolls as disciples?" Lao Dao thinks it's very inappropriate! Once you become master and apprentice, how do you get married? ”
Yun Shu didn't care at first, but he was also shocked when he heard the old way, modern people don't accept teacher-student love very much, let alone ancient times? Thinking of this, I have to admire Jiang is still old and spicy, what he didn't expect at all, Lao Dao just listened to the conversation between the three of them and found such a big flaw.
He arched his hand to Lao Dao and said, "Thank you, Mr. Xiyi!" ”
Lao Dao stroked his beard and said proudly: "You kid is the only time to give Lao Dao an honorific title!" Rare, rare. ”
Lao Dao was about to continue when he was interrupted by a female voice in the car: "The old fairy just eavesdropped on our conversation?" This is not what a master of the Tao said! ”
"I didn't mean to, your voice is a little loud, and the wind blows into my ears, you can't blame me!" The old man said embarrassedly.
Yun Shu gave a thumbs up to the second daughter in her heart, and helped her husband get angry before she passed the door!
Su Shi in front whispered to Su Zhe: "The old fairy on the roof of the car won't be a magic stick!" How can you eavesdrop on the conversation between Mr. and Mrs. Shi? This is not the work of a cultivator at all! ”
"Mr. said to my father last time: you can't just look at people from the surface, to understand a person deeply, you must listen to their words and watch their deeds!" Su Zhe said with a knife.
Who said that Su Zhe is wood! Can this perfect divine mending sword be uttered by the people of Mune?
Yun Shu sighed secretly, it seems that these two boys are not fuel-efficient lamps.
Looking at the constipated old Dao Yunshu on the other side, he said sympathetically: "It's completely impossible to keep the secret now, if you have something to say, just say it!" ”
"That's what I thought, you want to teach them how to do things, don't you? You teach me directly, and I will accept them as registered disciples!" Poor Dao rarely accepts disciples, except for Yang Wei! Looking at Yun Shu's distrustful eyes, Lao Dao added anxiously.
Yun Shu stared at Lao Dao inexplicably and said, "I understand what you mean, that means if I want to teach Jing'er and Qian'er, I must give it to you first, and then you will teach them?" Is that what it means? ”
Lao Dao said hehehe: "Immeasurable Tianzun ~ Xiaoyou, you are enlightened!" ”
"What is enlightened?! I have that kung fu, why don't I teach them directly and secretly, or from your aisleman? Yun Shu said unconvinced.
"Little thief, I think I should still listen to the sermon." Liu Ningjing lifted the curtain on the car window and said to Yun Shu.
Naked big face! Yun Shu didn't know what to say.
Lao Dao looked at Yun Shu proudly and said, "Among them, this female doll knows all about you, but you don't know?" Wasted all the hard work of the poor road! ”
Yun Shu was even more puzzled: "What do you mean?" I'm almost confused by you! ”
"Sir, don't you understand? There is a problem with the origin of the teacher! She's a member of the White Lotus Sect! Old Cow ...... If the old immortals take them as apprentices, isn't they helping to guarantee their identities? With the guarantee of the national teacher, who would dare to find a back account! Who else would dare to use their flaws to trouble you? Could it be that Mr. will not enter the court in the future? Su Shi stood on the wheel, poked out his chubby little face and said proudly.
Lao Dao looked at the little fat man in front of him and said happily: "The child can be taught~!" Honk! This little doll I see your bones amazed, is the only Taoist genius in ten thousand, worship me as a teacher, the old Taoist will devote his life to learning and cultivating you, how? ”
Facing the temptation of the old way, Su Shi's chubby face disappeared immediately, and Su Zhe's voice came: "Second brother, don't worship the old fairy as a teacher!" Otherwise, how can I explain to my adults and mothers? ”
Su Shi asked Su Zhe rhetorically: "Do you think I look like a fool?" ”
Su Zhe shook his head again and again and said, "Second brother, how can you think of being a fool?" The aunt next door said that you are a monkey with your tail! ”
Su Shi rolled his eyes and said, "Then why should I worship him as a teacher?" Besides, cultivators stay away from the red dust, I don't want to leave! Zimo is looking for spring, and the red dust is blowing. No one is looking at the flowers. But I saw a new stamency of pomegranates, and a branch opened. ”
Yun Shu on the roof of the car is petrified with Lao Dao, this young man is really a demon! There is indeed a talent for exporting!
Through Su Shi's explanation, Yun Shu can be regarded as understanding, it turns out that Lao Dao wants to help himself and endorse Liu Ningjing! After all, Liu Ningjing's previous identity was the White Lotus Sect Master.
Although it was not later, if someone wants to track it down, sooner or later they will find out that if there is an endorsement from the old Tao, it can be said that the old Taoist sent disciples to the White Lotus Sect to go undercover or something, so there is no excuse to persecute Yun Shu and Liu Ningjing.
Yun Shu scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "Then thank you Mr. Xiyi!" The kid took the liberty before! ”
Lao Dao had an expression of you begging me~, Yun Shu said angrily: "Let's exchange this is an equivalent exchange, I will hand over the master's mastery to you, and you will not suffer a loss!" ”
Lao Dao smiled: "It's up to you, let's benefit each other at this time!" I'll naturally help you make it clear to you. I've found out now, it's really hard to get the benefit of your kid without giving something! ”
"The same goes for you!" After saying that, the two laughed heartily. Before pitting Yang Wei, the two worked together once. Now it doesn't hurt to cooperate again, Yang Wei Lao Dao and Yun Shu represent three interests, among which only Yun Shu is the smallest, but he is the one with the most energy, Lao Dao and Yang Wei both need to get benefits from him.
But Yun Shu also happens to be the one with the least needs, and now he is easy to meet, Yang Wei is to repay Yun Shu's conditions to the official family and marry two princesses. And Lao Dao uses the initiative is a good way to get the knowledge he needs from Yunshu.
Yun Shu didn't believe in anyone, Yang Wei and Lao Dao were holding each other back, and now the three of them were the most stable triangle.
Lao Dao looked at Yun Shu's appearance and coughed and said: "I heard Yang Wei say that Yun Xiaoyou is good at talking about the ancients, and there is a ghost story called Journey to the West, can Xiaoyou tell me about it?" ”
Yun Shu looked at the old man's fanatical eyes and said helplessly: "This is a story!" Don't take it seriously, and don't interrupt me casually while I'm telling a story, I don't like listeners like Yang Wei. ”
Lao Dao smiled like a beckoning cat and promised: "Never interrupt, Xiaoyou come quickly." ”
Yun Shu cleared his throat and said to the second girl in the carriage, "Do you want to hear it?" ”
"I want to hear it!" Huang Fuqian said loudly, she used to like this kind of story the most. Liu Ningjing didn't answer, Yun Shu asked again, Su Shi directly put his little chubby face on the roof of the car and said, "Sir, let's talk quickly, I'm sorry that you can't see it?!" ”
Yun Shu sighed secretly and said, "How did you die?" ”
"Sir, you didn't tell me, how do I know?" Su Shi asked curiously.
"You'll know after you've finished speaking as a teacher!" Yun Shu smiled and said.
So Yun Shu turned on the small radio mode and omitted some lengthy places to preach: "The monkey is in the mountains, but it can walk and jump, eat herbs and trees, drink springs, pick mountain flowers, and look for tree fruits; With wolves and insects as companions, tigers and leopards as a group, roe deer as friends, and maces as relatives; Overnight at the bottom of the stone cliff, towards the peak of the cave. It's really "there is no nail in the mountains, and the cold does not know the year." ……”
A group of people listened to Yun Shu's story and were also infected by his story, Su Shi's fat face never fell, Su Zhe was concentrating on driving, but his ears were long, and the old way was even more unbearable, his two eyes were staring at Yun Shu tightly, and his saliva was about to flow down, I just told a story, do you want to stare at me like a delicacy?
Yun Shu's old way there is now completely unable to extricate himself, Yun Shu's Journey to the West involves many Taoist immortals, and he has a nose and eyes, and even the officials who put horses in the sky have names, how can this make the old Tao not excited!
Yun Shu knew that something bad was going to happen when he saw Lao Dao's appearance, but there was no need to say it too clearly, people must have faith, Yun Shu couldn't deprive others of their faith, especially a fanatical religious element like Lao Dao, who had talked to him before and estimated that this thing believed that immortals existed!
Yun Shu saw that he was almost in Ping'an Village, so he said: "If you want to know what will happen next, please listen to the next decomposition!" "If Lao Dao's eyes can kill people, it is estimated that Yun Shu will not be able to find the whole corpse now.
And Huang Fuqian and Liu Ningjing looked at Yun Shu with resentful eyes, and Yun Shu felt that he had done something sorry for them.
Su Zhe sighed softly: "Mr.'s story is really fascinating. ”
Compared with Su Zhe, Su Shi was reluctant, as if his favorite pig's trotters had been snatched away.
Nestled in the midst of mountains, Ping'an Village looks so peaceful and serene.
Yun Shu looked at the small mountain village and felt an inexplicable sense of belonging, and I am afraid that there is no place in the entire Yan Song Dynasty to make him so homely.
Su Zhe stared blankly at the road under his feet, which was as flat as a silver plate, and Su Shi was screaming non-stop.
Lao Dao rubbed his eyes and said, "This Milky Way Road has been paved for so long?" ”
Yun Shu was also surprised, there were still several miles away from Ping'an Village, but he didn't expect the cement road to be paved here. It seems that when he was away, Wang Fugui led people to pave the way again.
Su Shi exclaimed and said, "Sir, what kind of road is this?" How is it so flat. ”
Lao Dao said proudly: "This is called Yinhe Road, when this road is just paved, the road will be shining like stars, and another princess will be named Yinhe Road!" ”
Yun Shu pursed his lips disdainfully and said, "This road doesn't seem to have anything to do with you!" Why are you so proud? ”
Lao Dao said anxiously: "Why is it okay? Yinhe Road is the name of Ling'er! Ling'er is my apprentice, do you say it matters? ”
Looking at the far-fetched appearance of the old way, Yun Shu snorted and ignored him, looking at the road blankly, remembering the lively and lovely girl who shed tears for herself.
Yun Shu only felt that his heart was filled with endless guilt, and said softly: "This is not a dream! Everything is real, Ling'er is real, so is Lao Dao and Yang Wei, so are Qian'er and Jing'er, and even Lai Ba at the door is real! You can't go back when you sleep and open your eyes! ”