Chapter 22: Lin Ye's robbery debut
Since he became a monk, he had to ring the bell, Lin Ye nested in the ravine, thinking about what to do when someone came in a while. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
What posture will it be more intimidating to appear in what way to say the incision is not handsome enough is the hairstyle messy lin ye was lying in the ravine, looking at the sky and thinking nonsense.
"Second master, is it appropriate for you to lie like this, someone will come in a while, what should I do", the jackal shook Lin Ye and asked.
"What's the hurry, besides, isn't there a big boss staring over there", Lin Ye said unhurriedly, seeing that Han Wen'er was as always, staring intently into the distance, thinking, this eldest lady robbed amateurs, is it quite professional to stalk.
"Jackal, let me ask you, do you usually rob like this", Lin Ye was bored and began to look for someone to chatter.
"yes," the jackal replied with a wry smile.
"Usually, how many silver taels can you rob a day," Lin Ye asked curiously.
"That's hard to say, the big boss has set up a rule, each person robs no more than 200 yuan, robs money every day is only one silver, and if it exceeds it, he will go back to the cottage, and sometimes he will meet the pitiful, and he will be relieved, so...", the jackal was a little embarrassed to continue.
When Lin Ye heard this, he was stupid at first, and there was this strange rule, and then he slowly recalled, and couldn't help but be in awe of Han Wen'er.
It is a taboo for the government to occupy the mountains and rob the road, especially when Han Wen'er gathers the slang barbarian clan and the remnants of the rebels exterminated by the imperial court. If she really did something desperate, and the Mengshan passers-by were complaining, and everyone was in danger, then it is estimated that what is waiting for is the army of bandits from the imperial court, and it is estimated that even Han Linfeng will not be able to protect her at that time.
It's good to be like this now, mountain bandits, civilians get along very well, rob a road and still chatter, and sometimes do some good deeds, such a harmonious neighborhood relationship, it is estimated that the cottage can also be stable for a long time, and the government has not intervened anymore.
Knowing this, Lin Ye couldn't help but admire Han Wen'er, this is great wisdom, and she doesn't know who gave her advice. Jackal, listening to this name is a bit similar, as soon as you hear it, it is a strategic, cunning guy, Lin Ye secretly speculated.
"Attention, someone is coming," Han Wen'er reminded.
Lin Ye looked at it in response, the fat head and fat ears of the person who came, dressed as a rural landlord and old wealth, shaking a paper fan, panting and coming over.
"Stop", when the landlord Lao Cai came closer, Lin Ye shouted and jumped out, and there was a commotion behind him, and the people in the future surrounded him.
"I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to cross this road, leave the money to buy the road, if you don't have half of it, kill it or bury it", Lin Ye shouted out this must-have appearance of the previous life robbery with a posture of punishing you on behalf of the moon, staring at the person with a murderous face.
Lin Ye's incision suddenly calmed the scene, and everyone looked at Lin Ye one after another, worshipping it is not good, this is a slippery word, and it can be used next time.
"Big boss, when did you change the incision, it's so fresh", after being stupid for a moment, the landlord Lao Cai seemed to be very interested in asking.
Fresh your sister, what about robbery, can you be more serious and give some respect, Lin Ye felt distressed for a while, it seems that he is another acquaintance who has been spoiled by Han Wen'er and them.
"Uncle Qin, this is our new second master", Han Wen'er explained, and sure enough, he was an acquaintance.
"Miss, can't you rob it", Lin Ye asked Han Wen'er secretly.
"You can do it yourself," Han Wen'er said.
, what to do when you look at it, Lin Ye hates two answers the most in his life, one is to look at it, and the other is to do it casually. It's not easy to do it in the end, and it's inconvenient to go to the end casually, which is a headache. Lin Ye doesn't care, anyway, it's fun, then toss, idle is idle, find some fun.
"Be serious, Uncle Qin, since you are an acquaintance, I will give you a fifty percent discount, and I will pay the silver for one or two and leave", Lin Ye said politely.
"Big boss, didn't you already pay the money last time, there is not much left on your body this time, will you make up for it next time", Uncle Qin greeted Han Wen'er.
"Okay......", "What can you do", Han Wen'er was interrupted by Lin Ye as soon as she said half a sentence, and she immediately stared at Lin Ye with an unhappy face.
Lin Ye was also aggrieved in his heart, aunt, grandma, robbery is not as good as you, you are so easy to talk to, your concept of civilized robbery is too advanced, and those toll booths in later generations are not as good as your attitude.
"What's the close, now I'm the boss", Lin Ye looked like he was facing the sky, and he was forced to do so.
"Yes, yes, the second boss is good", Uncle Qin greeted politely.
"Can you get rid of the two", Lin Ye said unhappily, hearing Han Wen'er coughing next to him, he hurriedly said: "It's okay not to go", it seems that these two can't be shaken off in a short time, so they will be used first.
"It's useless to talk about it, the previous protection fee has expired, please renew it for the safety of your life", Lin Ye continued.
This statement is quite fresh, and it makes Han Wen'er and the jackals laugh.
"The second master, I really don't have any money on me now", Uncle Qin said with a bitter face.
"Take as much as you want, one penny or two is not too little, nine silver and ten silver are not too much, you can do it yourself, the brothers are all mixed up on the road, it is not easy to come out for a trip, it is always appropriate to give some hard-earned money", Lin Ye persuaded bitterly.
"The second master, I have a total of 800 Wen on me, or you can take it all", Uncle Qin was very face-saving, took out the last bit of money in his pocket and said.
"That's it, is there anything else, the task hasn't been completed today", Lin Ye snatched it and continued dissatisfied.
"The second master, it's really gone, I don't believe you search", Uncle Qin called Qu Dao.
"It's really nothing", Lin Ye resisted the urge to search his body and asked, looking at Uncle Qin's fat throw, Lin Ye really couldn't do it.
"It's really gone", Uncle Qin said helplessly.
"No money, no money, how dare you grow so fat", Lin Ye was angry when he saw this fat body, it was all oil and water, and he was still drinking gruel on the mountain.
"This, this, may be a congenital condition", Uncle Qin was about to cry, and he held back such a sentence for a long time.
"Okay, Lin Gongzi, you don't have to joke with Uncle Qin anymore, come, give me the money", Han Wen'er couldn't stand it anymore and said.
"Uncle Qin, I'm sorry, according to the old rules, this is six hundred wen to pay you back", Han Wen'er took the money bag in Lin Ye's hand, counted out two hundred wen, and handed the rest to Uncle Qin.
"No, big boss, I feel quite close to this little brother, and the rest will be used as a meeting gift. Lin Gongzi, if you have time to come to Luoyun City, remember to come and chat with the old man", Uncle Qin refused with a smile, turned to Lin Ye and said.
"Okay, Uncle Qin, the kid was rude just now, how offended, don't take it to heart", Lin Ye felt a little embarrassed, this dare lover has been acting with you for a long time, and he has done it so brightly when he turns around, and people respect him for a foot and a foot, Lin Ye can't do it by himself, and apologizes.
"Okay, the second master, I can't see that you still have this hand", after Uncle Qin left, after everyone lay back in the ravine, Yuanyu spoke, and the rest also echoed and praised it.
"Yuanyu, I'm not the second master, I'm blowing with you, I think I was the second master in this Jianghu, and I was also a well-known figure, that is, you can pick the stars and the moon, and the monkey can steal peaches, punch the Nanshan tiger, and kick the dragon. Although he led a generation of coquettishness, it was also not very cold in the high places, and he was tired of it and looked down on it, so he retired to the mountains and lakes. Although my brother has not been in the rivers and lakes for a long time, the legend of my brother is still circulating in the rivers and lakes", Lin Ye is floating as soon as he is handful, and this time he is scared, and the bull is so boasted that he has forgotten his surname.
Lin Ye was still immersed in the fantasy he had created, and when he came back to his senses, he found that there was no one around him, and they were hiding far away one by one, looking at him with disdain.
Han Wen'er stopped staring, looked at Lin Ye and pursed his lips and chuckled, the beautiful face of the iceberg that had just melted suddenly pierced Lin Ye's heart, causing layers of ripples.
Damn, I remember too much back then, the tone was too high, I couldn't pick it up, Lin Ye secretly hated himself, he would die if he didn't brag. Who hasn't had a before, but who can be so high-profile, high and low, and in the end, just like the rich list of later generations, the gun shoots the first bird, and the last one pours one, then TM is a wanted list, and it turns out that it is still important to be low-key.
"Lin Gongzi, I didn't expect you to be so brilliant in the past, this position of the second leader is a little wronged by you", Han Wen'er saw Lin Ye come back to his senses and said slowly.
"Where is it, the eldest lady is serious, the past is gone, don't mention it again", Lin Ye felt that the situation was a little unclear, and hurriedly shirked it.
"How can this be, since Gongzi Lin is so talented, all the logistics and other expenses of the cottage in the future will be handed over to Gongzi", Han Wen'er said in a tone that he thought he was a Bole, and he knew people and made good use of them.
, TM mouth is in trouble again, what does this mean, logistics expenses, that is, the eating, drinking and Lazar of hundreds of people in this village have been handed over to me, this is easy to discuss, but what about the money, let me rob it, Lin Ye has the heart to die. Miss, where did you get the ability to push the boat and catch the ducks on the shelves, tell me, I promise not to kill him.
Well, Lin Ye once again proved one thing with his superb wisdom, high-profile is deadly, and low-key is king.
At this time, the system should have news, Lin Ye thought to himself, come on, let the storm come more violently.
Congratulations to the host for coming true, the system decided to meet the host's wishes, don't thank me, I'm Lei Feng, the system lives up to expectations.
Lin Ye knelt on the ground and smashed his head on the ground vigorously, what is this pig's head thinking about all day long, why does he always take me to the ditch. Mom, bring me back to the furnace and have a caesarean birth, the baby's brain is squeezed out by natural delivery, okay Lin Ye's brain is starting to mess up again.