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Yifan, it means that I want my life to be ordinary, my father, no, my old father gave this name at the beginning, let me not cause trouble, be a beautiful man quietly, and leave everything else to him This father, Chen Yifan is very obedient, and lives completely according to his father's words, and there is no cheating at all.

Since you can be a quiet beautiful man, why do you need to move.

Just like Chen Yifan's mantra, since I can make money with my face, why rely on talent.

Wouldn't that be a waste of God's favor for him, a waste of this face?

It's just that things will always take a turn of the day, Du Chen Yifan wants to be a quiet and beautiful man, but the fact is .......

On the beheading platform, the sun is in the sky, the people below are scorching, the summer of the month, the hottest season of the year, the sweat is dripping, wet clothes, Chen Yifan is advancing towards the sun, towards the dawn, the light is about to come to Chen Yifan, at that moment, Chen Yifan found himself becoming Sakyamuni, with a big halo behind him, preaching to people the Buddhist principle that all beings are equal.

Amitabha.

"Ahem."

The cough abruptly appeared, disrupting Chen Yifan's fantasy, and he was still thinking about watching Sister Guanyin's beautiful legs, but he returned to reality, holding the hot decapitator in his hand, heavy as a mountain, and every step was very difficult.

Chen Yifan looked towards the place where the coughing sound came from, there was an old lady sitting there, uh, no, it was the official master, the official master was sitting in a precarious position, trying his best to pose that I am the highest official here, everyone must listen to me, I gave an order, who dared not obey, as soon as this Wang Ba momentum came out, Chen Yifan was really frightened, be careful that his liver was fluttering and jumping, and he would suffocate to death in the next moment.

The official man threw a flattering look at Chen Yifan, and gestured to him, Chen Yifan got it, nodded lightly, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, at this time, how Chen Yifan wished he could laugh loudly and scold this dog-like official master.

This official master, the background is terrible, the dignified Chen Yifan's big boss, Chen Yifan has to rely on him for food and drink, basically he lets out a stinky fart, Chen Yifan has to endure it silently, and only dare to breathe when he leaves.

Don't talk nonsense, Chen Yifan walked to the beheading table, the sun was really big, he was uncomfortable, there was a person kneeling on the beheading table, with a wooden board inserted in his back, Chen Yifan approached, stared at it, it was written "Criminal Wei Zheng", the font is very good-looking, compared to mine, Chen Yifan thought.

It's not Chen Yifan who bragging, if you really want to compare, there are few people who can be smarter than him, in the entire Lingzhou City, as long as you can find someone who is smarter than him, someone who writes better than him, Chen Yifan has his surname.

If you want to talk about Chen Yifan, there has to be a story, three years old to go to the house to uncover the tiles, five years old without wetting the bed, six years old can go to the sea to catch fish, see clearly, it is the sea, not the river, not the river, not the stream, it is a sea that can drown Chen Yifan's legs, the reason why this sea is called the sea, there is also a story, that is many years ago, Chen Yifan covered the stream in front of the door with a name, the sea.

The meaning of the name is that it is very big, and now I look at it, when I was young and frivolous, I didn't understand the size of the world.

In fact, none of this is important, the important thing is that Chen Yifan is not actually a person from this world, but a person from the earth, as for how he died, he didn't know, he died with a "whoosh", and then he came here, and then he became a little child, and then he lived here for sixteen years, before he understood how terrifying this world is, this world, two words to describe - chaos.

Dead people every day, fighting every day, not fighting for three days, going to the house to uncover the tiles, today you beat me, tomorrow I will beat you, in short, there is no peace, and as the most ordinary people among them, Chen Yifan's life is undoubtedly tragic, forced to make a living, to be an executioner.

The executioner is the one who cuts off his head, Chen Yifan is going to cut off his head at this moment, not to be cut off by others, but to look at others by himself.

Chen Yifan took out the wine jug, drank a sip of special wine, rinsed his mouth with hulala, and swallowed each other, you read that right, he swallowed it, and there was no next move, Chen Yifan stood there, motionless.

When the official master appeared, he picked up the recital that had been prepared for a long time, and turned to Chen Yifan, Chen Yifan didn't want to see it, but he accidentally saw it, and his heart was even more contemptuous, this old bastard, whether he knows words or not, he took it backwards, haven't you noticed it?

However, not many people watched him, and the people's eyes focused on the condemned prisoner, pointing and pointing, and there were many discussions, and the official man symbolically nagged, and the last sentence: "The prisoner Wei Zheng is evil, kills countless people, rapes and plunders, and does all evil, today, the official pronounces the sentence and beheads him at noon." ”

"Smack."

The token hits the ground, kicking up a bit of dust.

"Chop."

With an order, all the voices stopped abruptly, Chen Yifan took another sip of wine, sullenly complaining, this old bastard, specializing in this kind of thing, is not bored, his mouth squirted, the wine fell on the head knife, the wine fell along the head knife, and the moment it dripped to the ground, Chen Yifan moved.

Holding the knife in both hands, the cold light flickered.

The hand rises and the knife falls, and the head falls to the ground.

"Ahh

Blood splattered, the body slowly fell to the ground, the human head rolled to the soles of Chen Yifan's feet, his eyes were just staring at Chen Yifan, Chen Yifan kicked the human head with his foot, turned over, still looking at Chen Yifan, the cold light rose from behind him, and his body couldn't help but tremble.

"Don't blame, don't blame, I'm just acting on orders, there is a debtor, you want revenge, find that old bastard, I don't know anything." After Chen Yifan finished nagging, he raised the decapitator and left the beheading platform, after he left, the people left one after another, no one came up to clean up the corpse, Chen Yifan turned his head and looked back, it was empty, and he had no choice but to put down the knife.

Turned around and went up to the beheading table, put the head on the corpse, and returned him a whole corpse, at this time, an old man appeared next to Chen Yifan, holding a sack in his hand, and put the corpse in it without taboo, and then pulled Chen Yifan away, Chen Yifan was unwilling to follow him, so he had no choice but to pull the old man, so he followed.

The two came to the mountain not far away, found a random place, excavated, and then buried the corpse, erected his wooden sign, and wrote "Wei Zhengzhi's Tomb", after doing all this, Chen Yifan was so tired that he couldn't do it, sat on the ground, and said without scruples: "Dead old man, I said I didn't want to come here, you have to pull me here, you can take a look, sitting in this place, my little heart is beating wildly, and I am so scared." ”

The old man waved his hand and said with a smile: ", I don't know you kid, don't you just don't want to do tiring work, you kid don't want to bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people, these people are all killed by you, not the old man, I don't do this, old man, it doesn't matter, but what about you kid, you may have to sleep and eat." ”

Chen Yifan rolled his eyes and said unconvincedly: "Old man, you are underestimating me, you can't sleep and eat, I won't do it, but, old man, you say this person, no matter how you look at it, he doesn't look like a bad person, why did he commit a crime?" And there was no one to collect his body, which is rare. ”

The old man stroked his beard, the beard was very short, only a few centimeters, but the old man had to pretend to be forced, and he had to pull out a few if he didn't, and he could see that Chen Yifan was hairy, this old man wouldn't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, every time.

"Boy, this person is not small, you have to be careful of his family to retaliate."

Chen Yifan shook his head and said, "How is this possible? I'm just doing what I'm told, and even if they're looking for trouble, they're looking for trouble with that old bastard, what do they have to do with me. ”

Chen Yifan is not afraid of the so-called trouble, what did he do? It is his job to cut off his head, he is ordered to do it, and other things that are not his business, what trouble can there be?

The old man knew that this kid would say this, his eyebrows were raised, and he smiled dryly: "Boy, when the time comes, don't you come to the old man and me crying, I said it in advance, but, you are right, there are really people looking for trouble, and they are also looking for trouble for that old bastard." ”

"Oh, by the way, boy, those bastards didn't deduct your wages this time, did they?"

Chen Yifan then remembered the big event, slapped his thigh violently, and said secretly: "It's not good, old man, I forgot that there is still this stubble, no, I have to go back to that kid quickly to ask for money." ”

Chen Yifan got up immediately, but after a moment, he ran away, the old man's smile stiffened, and he shook his head helplessly, this kid is like this, every time he forgets, can he be a little more mature, he thought so in his heart, but a satisfied smile appeared on his face.

But half an hour, Chen Yifan came to the yamen, found the person he was looking for, and stretched out his hand directly: "Lord Li, where is my salary?" ”

The person known as Master Li turned around, looked at Chen Yifan, raised his eyebrows, and sneered: "Oh, isn't this our Chen Yifan Chen Dagongzi?" What are you doing here? Aren't you going home? ”

Chen Yifan frowned coldly, and urged: "Lord Li, where is my salary?" ”

Master Li's brows spread and he smiled, "Then, this is your salary." ”

Chen Yifan took it, looked at it, a little more than one or two, and immediately became unhappy, and shouted: "Li Donger, why is there only one or two more, isn't my salary two taels?" ”

Li Dong'er tilted his head, teased his ears, and said in a strange manner: "Chen Yifan, the price of Lingzhou City has risen this month, and of course the salary will be reduced, you can have more than one or two, it is already very high." ”

"Rising prices? Li Donger, you and I Chen Yifan are three-year-old children, two taels of silver, when it comes to your hands, it will become more than one tael, it's not that you are corrupt, who else can eat, eat my silver, you will spit it out for me. Chen Yifan waved the beheading knife, and the cold light flickered.

Li Dong'er took two steps back, pointed at Chen Yifan angrily and said, "Chen Yifan, you want to rebel, right?" ”

"Hmph, you give me a big hat, I just want my salary back, if there is one less point, your Li Donger's head will fall to the ground." Chen Yifan threatened.