In the evening, the afterglow of the setting sun reflected the mountain stream like flowing gold, the smoke rose in the grass house, and the fragrance of cooked rice continued to come out, Li Hao and Angelica knelt on the grass next to the mountain stream, complaining to each other. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"It's all your fault, as soon as my grandfather's eyes widened, you confessed everything, didn't you say that you wouldn't admit it? Are all your vows farting? ”

"How can you blame me? Your grandfather didn't tempt me with money, nor did he find a beautiful woman to spoil me, so I swore too many oaths, and if I did, I would be recruited, and my leg injury was not yet good, so I would accompany you to kneel here, and I deserved to be implicated by you. ”

"Don't make excuses, I think you're clearly a capricious and despicable villain!"

"You can't blame me entirely, your grandfather threatened to kick me out of here, you also know that I don't know the way, my leg injury is not good, and I am still so handsome, if I go out like this, I will be caught by the wild monkeys in the mountains and taken to the cave to be my son-in-law, can you bear it?"

Li Hao cleverly said and justified in every way, but Angelica still refused to buy it, puffed up his cheeks and snorted angrily: "Anyway, you are not a thing, grandpa asked who was the mastermind, and you pushed me out at that time, saying that I was trying my best to push you to see the excitement, people like you are simply ...... Can dogs? Can sheep? I remember the word referring to an animal, what does it come from? ”

Li Hao hurriedly echoed: "Where did the sheep and dog come from?" That word is called its heart! I said that it is okay for you to read more books when you are fine, so as not to show timidity in front of others when you speak in the future. Now, for example, you see the sun setting, the afterglow is shining, and a gull bird passes through the setting sun and plunges into the lake. In the mouth of a reader like me, such a wonderful ink landscape painting scroll must be: the lonely bird and the falling glow fly together, and the autumn water grows together in the sky. But when it comes to the mouth of an uneducated person like you, you will definitely shout: Oh my mother, that bird's legs are really long, and the sunset is really his red! I'm sorry, but this is the most essential difference between our literate and illiterate......"

A bright moon has slowly risen from the side of the mountain, hazy under the cover of the mist, exuding a faint and clear light. The Bitter Buddha was still meditating in the grass house, but Old Man Sun had already walked out, stood behind Li Hao and said, "Li boy, you ......"

Li Hao asked for help, and he was busy looking back: "Old man, I know it's wrong, I apologize to you, I wish you a long life and Tianqi, and I wish you a happy birthday......"

Old man Sun couldn't help but laugh and said: "The old man's birthday is still early, this will not need you to celebrate his birthday, I mean, you have stayed here long enough, the old man has prepared the herbs for your leg injury, you better take the medicine and go." ”

Li Hao was shocked when he heard this: "Old man, my leg injury is not yet good, the mountains here are deep and the road is far away, you can also accommodate me for a few days, and it is not too late for me to walk freely." Could it be that you are jealous that I am too handsome, and want to drive me away alive, and maintain your first appearance in this mountain beyond the ape and the monkey......"

Seeing that there was no reason to talk about Li Hao, Old Man Sun couldn't help but sigh: "Li Hao, Li Hao, since you came here, the old man has sighed several times more than in the past thirty years combined. Maybe the old man is not good at words, so let the old bitter gourd persuade you. ”

Old man Sun seemed to have a friendship with the bitter Buddha for many years, and after saying this, the bitter Buddha floated out like a ghost: "Little donor, the old monk will tell you a story, I don't know if you are willing to listen to it." ”

Li Hao said categorically: "No! ”

The bitter Buddha sighed and said, "Okay, since you don't want to listen, and listen to the old monk slowly. ”

Li Hao: "Damn, I finally know how you became a monk......

"Three thousand years ago, there was a woman who drowned on the shore of the East China Sea, her body lying on the reef beach, left to be ravaged by the seabirds, the sea breeze, and the waves. At this time, a man came over, and when he saw this, he could not bear it, so he took off his coat and covered the female corpse, so that the female corpse would not be exposed to the wind and sun. Later, another man walked by, but dug a sand pit, buried the woman's body deep inside, and knelt on the ground and prayed for joy and safety in the afterlife. After the reincarnation of the female corpse, there is only one side to the previous undressed man, and he is happy for a short time, because he is grateful for the grace of a piece of clothing, and after a vigorous love, there is no result. However, later, the man who dug the pit and buried him was reincarnated and came to ask for marriage, but the two became Qin Jin's good, and from then on, they raised their eyebrows and spent their lives. With this story alone, can the little benefactor understand? ”

Li Hao blinked: "Understood." ”

The bitter Buddha then made a gesture of joy: "You and Angelica are just a cloth, and now when it's time to leave, what are you waiting for?" ”

Li Hao said dumbfounded: "Wait for him to dig a pit and bury me, master, do you mean that?" ”

The bitter Buddha was so angry that he blew his beard and glared at him: "I...... You...... Alas......"

Seeing that the moon was rising higher and higher, the old man became more and more anxious, and kept pushing Li Hao and said: "You little baby don't know the depths, the old man doesn't blame you, but the old man has his own hardships, but you can't stay on the shore of Chibi Lake tonight, if you want to leave a life, you can only leave, you, you don't want to leave quickly!" ”

Li Hao felt more and more that these two old guys had a very unseemly secret, and refused to leave immediately if he said anything: "I won't leave, if you have the ability, you will go to discipline, prosecute, and entrust me!" ”

The bitter Buddha laughed angrily: "Okay, even if you are a tough boy, the old monk has nothing to say, I only wish you ......"

Before the bitter Buddha finished speaking, the full moon had risen to the center of the overhead, and the old man's face was almost distorted with eagerness, and he did not hesitate to interrupt the bitter Buddha's words: "Don't talk nonsense, thank you for driving this kid to me......"

It's a pity that before Old Man Sun finished his words, the round moon climbed to the center of the sky, exuding a cold brilliance and a hint of penetrating coldness. At the same time, a tooth-souring "gurgling" sound came, Li Hao subconsciously stood up and jumped aside, but was dragged behind him by Old Man Sun, only to see Old Man Sun and the Bitter Buddha with a shocked look on their faces at the same time, and said in unison: "It's coming!" Here it comes! ”

Li Hao didn't know what was going on, but he said that there was some powerful enemy who came to the door, and was about to stay out of the matter, but he saw that the young body of Angelica kneeling on the grass gradually distorted, kneeling on the ground and crawling around, his body bent into a weird "Z" shape, the bangs in front of his forehead were soaked in the stream and were still wet, and he was unconscious, a pair of ears slowly swelled twice as large as usual, the tips of the ears were raised high, and he suddenly turned his head, revealing a cheek that was even more terrifying than a mountain ghost, staring at two blood-red eyes, Li Hao smiled fiercely: "You, are you really unwilling to go?" ”