"Dangdang, dang!" Zhou Jun playfully soundtracked the unfolding of Deathwing, saying: "Rider, let Deathwing dance to your heart's content, don't let this great idea down, damn it, what kind of person is our little string, how can there be so many things?" ”

In the terrifying atmosphere, the four buddies watched the top of the three iron pillars suddenly move, followed by a series of bullet loading sounds, these buddies are well-informed but their boss, in the Qing Dynasty, where gun control is extremely strict, the boss belongs to the very few people who have heard the sound of bullet loading.

Of course Zhou Jun has heard it, this is the opening sentence of Deathwing, what a wonderful dance of death, Zhou Jun was intoxicated, watching a powerful pistol appear on the upper part of the iron pillar, and the muzzle of the black hole looked hideously into the distance.

Rider transmitted the real-time information of the smart mine to Zhou Jun's ears: "The four hunting targets have been locked, which one to kill first, please instruct the master." ”

Zhou Junxi said: "Ouch, you can choose freely, rider, I love you so much." His gaze wandered over the faces of the four prey, undecided, these were all living people.

The witty brother exclaimed inwardly, "You're bluffing us!" Don't be intimidated by him! ”

Rider responded to Zhou Jun: "Because of my great Rider, the master has the benefit of free choice, if it is on the battlefield, these four have already fallen in a pool of blood!" ”

Zhou Jun: "Good look, it's really the parents of the one who gave birth to me, and the rider who knows me, haha!" He made his left hand into the shape of a gun, simulating shooting at the long-winded witty brother: "Let's shoot this big brother first...... Bang! ”

Just as Zhou Jun's "bang" voice fell, the sound of a huge bullet fired immediately behind rang out, and Brother Ji felt a shock to the tiger's body, and involuntarily screamed, looking down, his chest was stained red with blood.

Brother Wit stared at the big hole in his chest in horror, squeezed out a few "cooing" in his throat, fell down on his back, and fell properly in the wilderness.

The other three brothers who were terrified shouted their brother's name angrily and fell into a desperate situation, but although they were sad and angry, none of them dared to move, and no second person dared to move, for fear that the slightest change would be collapsed by the unscrupulous Zhou Jun.

Zhou Jun triumphantly blew on the tip of his index finger and said, "How is my marksmanship?" It's okay, right? ”

"Plop!" Brother Houdao knelt on the ground, kowtowed desperately, and said, "Heroes spare their lives!" Spare your life! I obeyed, as long as I circumvented my dog's life, I could do anything, I could be a cow or a horse! ”

Hearing Brother Houdao's plea for mercy, all the members of the Heavenly Group (Heaven Tour) collapsed and fell to the ground in unison, including the arrogant boss.

Zhou Jun frowned: "Hey, aren't you embarrassing me?" As I said earlier, you will go down in history, and if I spare you, then I will not break my promise? Is the life of your dogs more important or is my words important? ”

The boss actually cried and howled, "Big brother! Please, go around us, really anything, all our money is yours, all our possessions are yours, even my women are yours! I just got married, my wife is very beautiful, she is a woman from a good family, big brother, you are under it! She's really pretty, don't you think? ”

The two younger brothers immediately swore a blood oath to ensure that their eldest wife was as beautiful as a fairy and accidentally fell into the world.

Zhou Jun: "You also have a beautiful wife?" Alas, the world's good cabbages have made pigs and dogs like you arch, which aroused my mood to do the right thing for heaven. Then you quickly call your wife, say that you want to divorce her, and say that you suddenly found that you only like men, and you will be strangers in the future, and go your separate ways. ”

"I'll fight, I'll fight!" The boss has completely lost control, just trying to survive, staying in the green mountains, there will always be a comeback, anyway, what they are best at is trading without capital.

Under the gaze of six eyes, the boss called his wife: "Hey...... I...... I have something to tell you......"

Eldest wife: "Say it." ”

Boss: "I...... Actually, like men. ”

The eldest wife "fluttered" for a pleasure: "Pull the **** down, you, you worked so hard when you were a grass lady, where did you look like a?" What's wrong with you today? Got the wrong medicine? ”

"I ......" the boss was speechless, and could only emphasize: "What I said is true!" ”

Because he turned on the speakerphone, everyone listened to it really, and Zhou Jun smiled "poof", and suddenly felt a stomachache.

"Let's get a divorce!" In order to complete the task assigned by Zhou Jun, the boss said this sentence hard.

The eldest wife was silent for a moment and said, "You said it earlier!" Do you think my mother loves to be with you? Don't say it sooner or later, now I'm pregnant, you know? You brute! But it doesn't matter, the old lady went to the hospital to beat it! Die! Dead! What to call? Come back and say to me face to face! Grass! ”

The boss's wife was really strong and hung up the phone immediately.

The boss was secretly happy, and had another excuse to beg for mercy: "Hero, you also saw it, my wife...... She has it! I can't die so selfishly, leaving her mother and son alone! For the baby's sake, just spare me! ”

Zhou Jun frowned again: "You have embarrassed me!" It's hard for me to do this if you do it, okay? ”

Boss: "I'm sorry for you! I didn't mean to, this ...... This is providence, please be extrajudiciac! ”

Zhou Jun: "I hate the person who embarrasses me the most, your uncle is very unhappy......" His face became serious, and his pistol-shaped fingers were raised, aiming at the boss's eyebrows.

The boss's soul was scattered, and he cried: "Spare your life!" Hero! ”

The boss kowtowed on the ground again, but this time his ferocity had been completely stimulated, his head had just touched the ground, and the whole person bounced up like a cannonball and shot at Zhou Jun, and at the same time his right hand touched his waist, and a sharp triangular knife came to his hand.

The boss jumped up like a god, and the triangular knife in his hand seemed to be able to pierce the sky, and the boss deserved to be the boss!

"Ah~" Just when the boss's angry knife was about to touch Zhou Jun's body, the boss was almost about to smell the smell of blood, he suddenly felt his strong body fly, his prey was so fierce, and with a slight lift, he threw his nearly two hundred catties of body several meters away.

"Hmm!" The boss snorted miserably, was smashed, his face was dusty, and the triangular knife in his hand also fell to the side.

The two little friends looked at it and shouted in unison: "Boss! ”

If you don't succeed, you will be benevolent! The boss barely bred up his spirits, and with a tiger-like war roar, he rushed up again.

This time, Zhou Jun didn't move a finger, just looked coldly at the dying beast.

"Bang!"

A brain hole blooms on the boss's good head.

"Boss!" The two little friends were about to split.

Zhou Jun made a look that he couldn't bear to look at directly, and said, "Alas, it's a pity, how difficult it is for parents to raise such a son......"

It's not begging for mercy, it's useless to resist, the remaining two guys are completely confused, they only know that they cry silently, and the two big men are forced to do this, which is really pitiful.

Zhou Jun also seemed to think of the virtue of a good life in God, and was entangled: "What should I do with the two of you?" If I don't kill you, I'll be a man of my word, and I said I would go down in history......"

Brother Houdao cried: "Let's not go down in history...... I don't even know a word, and I don't know what a book is, woo woo ......"

Zhou Jun: "That...... If I let you go, you won't tell me about my murder? ”

The driver swore to the sky: "Absolutely not to say, not to die!" ”

Zhou Jun swept his gaze to Brother Houdao, who nodded lifelessly.

Zhou Jun: "But I can't trust you, so let's think of a trick used by a friend of mine - you should call a vote." ”

Zhou Jun picked up the boss's sharp triangular knife (imagining that it was a three-dimensional version of the Mercedes-Benz logo, and there was a sharp edge), drew a circle with a diameter of about 4 meters on the spot, and said, "Do you see this circle?" Come in. ”

The two guys glanced at each other and obediently entered the circle, Zhou Jun smiled and said, "My portrait is not like the circle drawn by Sun Wukong?" Rider, what does it say in Journey to the West? ”

Rider quickly found out the relevant information and said: "The circle painted by Lao Sun is as strong as the copper wall, with what tigers, leopards, wolves, insects, demons and monsters, no one dares to approach." But you are not allowed to go out of the circle, but only sit firmly in the middle, so that you are safe; But if you go out of the circle, you will be poisoned. Millions, millions! To the will, to the will! ”

Zhou Jun laughed and said this sentence to the two brothers who were in love with each other: "However, you must not come out, because if you come out, you will be killed, oh, I mean, whoever steps out of this ring first will be killed, but if within ten minutes, neither of you comes out, then the two of you will be killed together." ”

Brother Houdao was confused: "What do you mean?" I didn't understand, can you explain it in more detail? ”

The driver gritted his teeth and said, "He wants us to kill each other!" Too...... It's so vicious! ”

Zhou Jun: "No, this is a vote, you decide for yourself, okay, let's start!" ”

Zhou Jun excitedly said to Rider, "How about this game I came up with?" Creative, right? ”

Rider: "Amazing. ”

Zhou Jun was triumphant, and casually threw the boss's triangular knife into the circle, which happened to fall in the middle of the two brothers impartially.

Before Brother Houdao could react, the old driver used a dog snatching move and picked up the knife on the ground.

Brother Houdao: "Brother, what are you?" ”

The old driver smiled slightly: "Don't get me wrong, I'm here to be unanimous with the outside world." ”

Brother Houdao suddenly said "oh", but I always felt that there was something wrong with the driver's smile.