Chapter 113: Beans and Baskets Fry Each Other
Boss Wang because his parents are old, weak, sick and disabled, etc., got an extra fifty taels of silver, and he was even more happy that he didn't know what his surname was, carrying two hundred and fifty taels of silver, and ran back to the broken straw mat shed where he lived in Wanshoumen. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Uncle Wang asked, "Boss, are you daydreaming, why did you make a fortune?" Could it be that a big pie fell from the sky. ”
Boss Wang grinned and said, "Dad, this is similar to pie in the world, this time we will win the lawsuit." ”
Uncle Wang asked as if he didn't believe it, "Really?" ”
Boss Wang nodded vigorously and said: "It's true, this time the prefect is really wise, and the court sentenced Ding Qian's Wang Ba calf to compensate us with 200 taels of silver for each household, and the old people in the family also sentenced an additional 50 taels, and our family was compensated with a total of 250 taels of silver." Look at it, it's two hundred and fifty taels of silver. As he spoke, he took out two hundred and fifty taels of silver from his bosom and threw them on the bunk with a "bang".
Uncle Wang stretched out his hand and touched the silver tremblingly, and said happily: "It's really God's eyes, the prefect is wise." ”
Boss Wang patted his chest and said: "What's the matter, when I went to the lawsuit, you still blocked me from going to the left and right, for fear that I wouldn't win the lawsuit." What else do you say that the gate of the yamen is open to the south, don't come in if you have no money, the poor don't fight with the rich, the people don't fight with the officials, hum! I don't believe in that evil, so I won the lawsuit! If you are like you, you will not want to turn over and make a fortune in this life. ”
Uncle Wang said: "Okay, you are capable." This time with the silver, you and the second child should also ask their wives to start a family. Come, add the two hundred and fifty taels of silver to five, and each of you will have one hundred and twenty-five taels, and take it to ask your wife to set up a household registration on her own, and live your life. ”
Boss Wang listened and said, "What, what? Dad, what do you say twenty to make five? ”
Uncle Wang said: "Yes, I mean that the silver is divided equally between the two of you. ”
Elder Wang glared at the bull's eye and said, "No, this is unfair?" ”
Uncle Wang said in surprise: "How is it unfair!" ”
Wang Laodao: "Dad, I came forward to fight for this silver, why should I divide it equally with the second child, he knows every day that he is full of food and sleep, and he is full of sleep and food, I think it is good to divide him with one hundred taels." ”
Wang Lao Er jumped up from the stool he was sitting on and said, "You fart, why do you have to have a big head." ”
Boss Wang gritted his teeth and smiled: "Why, just because I won this lawsuit, not only do I want to take the big part in the family, but I also have to go to those twenty-three households in a while, and each family will charge two taels of worry fees." ”
Uncle Wang said earnestly: "Boss, be kind, everyone has been neighbors for many years, how can you be embarrassed to charge every family any worries." ”
Boss Wang pouted and said: "What neighbors, what kind of people should be kind, Dad, when you are poor, that neighbor will help you one." Kind! You've been kind all your life, but you've left something behind, what are you doing with those useless things, or grabbing some silver in your pocket. ”
Wang Lao Er interjected next to him: "Brother, I don't care what the charter is or not." I'll set the half of the silver. ”
Boss Wang stretched out his hand and pointed at the second child's nose and said, "What, what, you have to decide." I'm really standing and talking without fear of back pain, when everyone was going to go to court, you kid was like a turtle with a shrunken head, and he couldn't wait to put his head in the crotch of his pants, and now he thinks of asking for more silver, no way! ”
Wang Lao Er pursed his lips disdainfully and said: "Isn't it just to win a lawsuit, this is obviously a matter for us to take care of, even if I go, I can still win." ”
Boss Wang sneered coldly: "Hmph, with your IQ, Ding Qian can send you away in just a few words." ”
Wang Lao Er didn't say a word, he pounced on the bunk and stuffed the silver into his arms, and Wang Lao scolded him: "Okay, you dog thing, you actually moved to grab it." Stretched out his big hand and pulled the back of Wang Laoer's neck collar, threw Wang Laoer to the ground, leaned over and pulled all the silver into his arms.
Wang Lao Er got up from the ground with a roar and hugged Wang Lao's waist, and the two brothers rolled in the grass shed, and soon rolled into the yard.
Aunt Wang sat on the ground and patted her thighs crying and scolding: "I did this evil in that life, and I gave birth to you two losers." ”
Boss Wang and the second brother Wang were still rolling, and during the rolling, Wang Boss picked up a half piece of green brick from the ground and smashed it on Boss Wang's forehead, instantly beating Boss Wang's head to the point of bleeding. Boss Wang stretched out his hand and touched the blood on his head, and scolded in a hurry: "You are a good dog, you actually made a dead hand." Before the scolding fell, he got up from the ground, stretched out his hand and grabbed a shovel, raised it and said viciously: "I have to kill you today." ”
Uncle Wang ran out of the straw mat shed and shouted, "Stop, you two brutes! Saying that, he was angry, and fell to the ground with his back facing the sky, his mouth spitting, rolling his eyes, his legs twitching a few times, and swallowing his breath.
Aunt Wang pounced and shouted, "Old man, old man, wake up, wake up." ”
When Boss Wang saw his father fall to the ground, he threw down the shovel in his hand with a bang, sat on the ground and stared at the sky blankly, silent.
Wang Lao Er threw himself on Uncle Wang and shouted, "Dad, why do you say that you can just leave." ”
Seeing more than 20 people including Boss Wang and Huang Simao, they happily left the yamen with silver. Chen Changzhou shouted: "Retreat!" ”
The officials of the third class shouted in unison: "Leave the hall!" ”
Chen Changzhou stood up from behind the wide bookcase, flicked his sleeves and walked to the back hall.
Liu Bantou, who was standing in the middle of the servant, gave Zheng Bantou a thumbs up and said, "Amazing, really powerful." ”
Zheng Bantou said: "I said Liu Bantou, can you make it clear, what is powerful, really powerful, what are you talking about." ”
Liu Bantou said: "Zheng Bantou, I mean that our prefect is powerful, such a big economic dispute case, the judgment is clear in a few words, and it is not muddy at all." ”
Zheng Bantou said: "Of course, I don't look at who our prefect is, the prefect of Kaifeng at the foot of the Son of Heaven, can these two bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods be able to suppress these cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods!" ”
The two walked towards the outside of the yamen while talking, and when they came to the yamen, Zheng Bantou said: "Liu Bantou, in fact, if I were to judge this case, I would have to judge it like this." ”
Liu Bantou said: "Really, why didn't I see it, you still have so many strokes." ”
Zheng Bantou said: "If you think about the relocation households on Freezer Street, they used to be poor and couldn't even wear pants, and the prefect suddenly sentenced Ding Qian to give two hundred taels of silver as compensation for each household, which is a great fortune for them, so who can have any objections, and run home one by one with the silver to steal the fun." ”
Liu Bantou nodded and said, "Yes, if this is changed, I will go back and have fun." Now you don't have to worry about eating and drinking, and you can also have money to marry a daughter-in-law. ”
Zheng Bantou said: "So the poor, especially these poor people who can't read a big word, are the best to get it, and the two hundred taels of silver will be sent away, and now that Ding Qian has taken a big advantage." ”
Liu Bantou said puzzledly: "What! What the? Zheng Bantou, that Ding Qian is obviously spitting out silver, why do you still say that he took a big advantage. You didn't see the pain in the flesh when you took the silver out just now, it was as uncomfortable as if you were holding a knife and cutting the flesh down his thigh. ”
Zheng Bantou smiled slyly and said, "That's all pretending, deliberately pretending to be pitiful for everyone to see." ”
Liu Bantou said: "Then you tell me how he Ding Qian took a big advantage." ”
Zheng Bantou said: "Think about it, after the opening of Chengze Gate, how much silver does the house on Freezer Street have to sell for a household, and Ding Qian's household only took out a mere two hundred taels of silver, which is not a drop in the bucket for him, he didn't take a big advantage, so who took a big advantage." ”
Liu Bantou patted his head and suddenly realized: "Oh, I see, I didn't expect this Ding Qian to be really scheming, and even our prefect made him confused." No, I have to go and give the prefect a heads-up. As he spoke, he turned around and walked back.
Zheng Bantou stretched out his hand and grabbed the corner of his clothes and said, "Liu Bantou, I said that you are stupid or the prefect is stupid." ”
Liu Bantou said indignantly: "Who is stupid, who is not stupid." If you don't go to explain to the prefect, Ding Qian still thinks that there is no one in our Kaifeng Yamen, let him play as much as he wants, if this is spread out, won't it make others laugh at Kaifeng! Shame on everyone. ”
Zheng Bantou said: "Liu Bantou, Liu Bantou, I see that you have been in the yamen for so many years, can't you see the mystery here." ”
Liu Bantou lowered his head and pondered for a moment and said, "Oh, I understand, our prefect is pretending to be confused!" And why? ”
Zheng Bantou made a gesture of pinching silver with his fingers and said, "Of course it's for this." ”
Liu Bantou glared and said, "What you're talking about is that our prefect is playing black!" ”
Zheng Bantou smiled and patted Liu Bantou's shoulder and said, "Liu Bantou, this can only be understood, not spoken!" ”
Liu Bantou nodded again and again: "I understand, I understand!" ”
Zheng Bantou stretched out his hand and patted his head and said, "Liu Bantou has to play IQ when he comes." ”
Ding Qian stood on the high steps of the Kaifeng Yamen and looked at the backs of Boss Wang and the others, and sneered: "Hmph, your little IQ fights with me!" I've sold you, and I'll count the money here. ”