The old man ordered Li Hao to lie on his side on a hardwood bench, gently pinched the knee of Li Hao's right leg, and asked with a pleasant face, "How old are you this year?" ”

The old man's palm was dry and powerful, and the palm seemed to be able to exude bursts of warmth, which made Li Hao gradually relax: "My name is Li Hao, and I seem to be fifteen years old this year, alas." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The old man looked surprised, and his fingers repeatedly pushed and groped on Li Hao's legs, slowly but more carefully: "You kid seems to be talking incomprehensibly, but the old man knows that you are not a fool of words, which is really a little difficult to say." It is important to know that there are many bizarre things in the world, and it is indeed impossible to make a reasonable explanation. The old man looks at your face, character, meridian appearance, and heart appearance, which should be the signs of a man in his twenties above the weak crown, but to explore your bones, meridians, and blood, it is at the age of fifteen or sixteen, what strange things have you experienced? Or what kind of exercises have you practiced that violates the principles of heaven and earth, yin and yang? Or did you inadvertently eat something from heaven and earth? That's why your body will have such a change. ”

Li Hao said in his heart, this old guy is okay, it seems that he is really a bit of a Taoist, just by looking at my face and touching the bones, I can see that my mind does not match my actual age, but how do you want me to explain it to you? Not beat around the bush? Let's just say that I have traveled from a young corporate executive in his twenties in the 21st century to your Tang Dynasty, and I have become eight or nine years younger, leaving the party's glory to bathe in the guilty arms of the feudal dynasty?

Li Hao's experience was too bizarre to say it to this strange old man, so he had to lie hard: "The old man has a unique vision, he is really a famous hand in the apricot forest, the kid is indeed twenty-five years old this year, but because when he was eight years old, he accidentally fell into the muddy bucket after the bath of Widow Li in the east of the village, drank a few more mouthfuls of dirty water, and choked in the dark, and since then his physical development has gradually slowed down, causing me to look like a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy now, I still deeply remember the year when I had a strange disease, Baoqiang and Ma Rong just got into a divorce lawsuit......"

The old man knew that Li Hao was talking nonsense casually, but the old man was a character who had rolled in the red dust, and he had already seen the world open-mindedly, seeing that Li Hao was reluctant to mention the origin, he no longer continued to ask, but just casually asked something salty to divert Li Hao's attention from the broken leg: "People live for a lifetime, the grass and trees are autumn, what is the matter between fifteen and eighty-five years old, and in the end, it is not a handful of loess to bury the dry bones." The old man looks at you with a graceful face, a clear conversation, and you don't look like an ordinary child, I don't know where you came from? Why did you fall into such a deep mountain and break your legs? ”

Li Hao only said that the old man had the heart to interrogate his origins, and dealt with it carefully: "The kid is active by nature, and he likes to go over the mountains and mountains to find excitement, so that he can exercise his physique, protect my China, and strive to build four modernizations of upstairs and downstairs electric lights and telephones...... Don't dare to deceive the elderly, my hometown is actually in the mountains of Northeast China, have you heard the famous two-person slang song: My home is in the Northeast, on the Songhua River, where there are soybean sorghum all over the mountains and ......"

Li Hao hummed and chirped and sang the two-person turn, and there was a heart-rending pain at the broken leg, and beads of sweat the size of beans instantly appeared on his forehead, but the old man patted Li Hao's broken leg lightly: "Okay, it's just that the bones are misplaced, and they haven't broken, the old man has reconnected the wrong bones for you, and I'll let Angelica help you boil a few herbs later, and it will be raised for five or seven days." ”

Li Hao looked down and saw that the originally high and swollen muscles and bones in his right calf had indeed calmed down, so he thanked the old man gratefully.

Angelica was teasing Bao'er outside the door to play, and when he heard Li Hao's cry of pain, he ran in and was gently caught by the old man who was about to go out. The old man knocked on the forehead of Angelica: "You little rabbit refuses to have a moment of peace, what do you do in such a panic, I painstakingly teach you to always be angry with the pulse, to nourish the heart with qi, to keep the mind in the heart, in advance to recite the "Soul Fixing Mantra" in the stomach, to be clear, and then you can do it, have you forgotten it all at this time?" ”

Angelica picked up Bao'er's paws and rubbed them on the old man's body, without a trace of fear on his face, just giggling. Seeing Angelica so entangled, the old man sighed helplessly, and instructed Angelica to go to the back room to find some medicinal materials such as Panax notoginseng, borneol, earth dragon, continuation, cinnamon branches, and cork, and prepare them according to the recipe of invigorating blood and bones, and boil medicinal soup for Li Hao to recuperate.

Angelica hugged Bao'er, danced and went to clean up the herbs, but an old monk in ragged clothes ran into the grass house in a mad manner, grabbed the old man and said anxiously: "Oh no, something big has happened." ”

The monk looked like he was about sixty or seventy years old, with a greasy and dirty earth-gray monk's robe, short hair like grass on the top of his head, and his face was like a capital "embarrassment".

The old man seemed to have a headache for this monk, and struggled several times to get rid of the monk's "claws", coughing and sighing: "Old bitter gourd, you can't say anything slowly, you have to do it like this, but my old bones can't help you toss like this." ”

The monk's already bitter two eyebrows have completely changed into a "eight" shape, and his face is even more sad and suffering, no wonder the old man jokingly called him "old bitter melon".

"Oh, what do you know, something happened to our old neighbor's house, his uncompetitive daughter-in-law finally conceived for ten years, and when it was time to give birth, but because of the collapse of the blood basin, there was no gas, why don't you go over and take a look!"

The old man was shocked when he heard this, and pulled the monk to go out: "Go quickly, this is not a child's play, I am afraid that the doctor will be late and will cause two lives, and the old dragon head will not complain to me alive." ”

The old man and the monk hurriedly roared and ran out, but Li Hao was lying on the stool and heard it confused, thinking that the monk didn't have a mental problem, he had never heard of a daughter-in-law who could be pregnant for ten years, and some people believed such nonsense? Even if Nezha was born, he only persisted in his mother's womb for more than three years, did I go the wrong way and accidentally fall into the den of a madman?

Li Haozheng was puzzled, Angelica had already come out of the back hall, holding the medicine bowl in one hand and Bao'er in the other. Li Hao hurriedly instructed Angelica to take his package, took out a box of delicate red dates and yam cakes, and bribed Angelica: "These snacks are given to you to eat, but you have to answer me honestly, who are your grandfather and a bitter gourd monk who came just now?" ”

Angelica was salivated by the aroma of red dates and yam cakes, and after making up his mind for a long time, he snatched the pastry box in Li Hao's hand: "My grandfather's name is called Sun Shichang, and the uncles, uncles, grandfathers, and mothers-in-law nearby all call him to be Miao Ying Zhenren; You said that monk grandpa who has a bitter face all day long, why didn't I see him? He is the legendary bitter Buddha who is the first in the world in martial arts, why don't you even know his name? ”