Just as Ma Xiaohan hesitated, he suddenly felt a commotion on the periphery of the encirclement, and then the monkeys fled and went up the trees. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The monkeys chanted: "The 'Three Fools' are here again, the 'Three Fools' are here again." When Xiao Ji heard the word "three fools", his eyes changed color, and his monkey face quickly turned pale.

"King, please lead us to fight with them, we have an advantage in numbers." A burly monkey jumped out and said.

"This ......" Xiao Ji couldn't refuse, the Monkey King had the responsibility to fight for the monkeys, so he and more than thirty monkeys stood on the opposite side of the "Three Fools".

At this time, the enthusiastic voice of the red hair was heard.

"The angry flames have filled the chest, the clenched fist has been ready to be unsheathed, he is a warrior, he is a legend, the devil saw him hide, the god saw him worship, he is one of our ten thousand, Huaguo Mountain's most powerful monkey king among the most powerful Xiao Ji Monkey King, he pulled out the mountain and covered the world, he turned the world upside down to kill the 'three fools', the monkeys shouted and cheered for our monkey king."

Xiao Ji searched left and right for this damn red hair, but he couldn't find him, and he didn't know which tree to hide in. He thought to himself: This is not for me to fight, this is for me to die.

Why did the monkey call the three people "three fools", because these three people quarreled for three years over who would be the eldest brother when they worshipped, and the position of the eldest brother was still undecided. They came to the peach orchard of Huaguo Mountain again and again to worship, and every time they couldn't talk, they started to do it, and many trees in Huaguo Mountain were tragically destroyed, so the monkeys behind their backs called them "three fools".

At this moment, one of the "three fools" with swallow jaws and tiger whiskers and leopard heads and ringed eyes coldly took out a big rooster from behind his back, he carried the chicken in his left hand and the knife in his right hand. With a "bang", the knife fell, and the chicken head and blood spurted out.

"Zhang Fei, how many times have I told you, wait until the bowl is put before killing the chicken, if the chicken blood is spilled, what do you use to worship." The person who said this is also one of the "three fools", this person's appearance is also very distinctive, Danfeng eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, heavy jujube face, five long whiskers on the chest are elegant, and the height is 190 cm.

"Guan Yu, didn't I deliberately kill chickens to show the monkeys, every time I hindered our worship. Hey, monkeys, you all get out of the way of Lao Tzu, today we must settle the alliance, elect who is the eldest brother and who is the second brother, and persuade you to get out of the way of the current affairs, provoke Lao Tzu, and kill you. Zhang Fei's eyes were murderous.

At this time, Ma Xiaohan no longer knew where he was.

Is this the legendary "Taoyuan Three Knots", although I don't know which Taoyuan in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei knotted the righteousness, but it is definitely not in the peach orchard of Huaguo Mountain, this crossing system is too spoofed.

Besides, the thirty or so monkey warriors had already been frightened when they saw the bloody chickens. The burly monkey who had persuaded the battle before said solemnly: "You 'three fools', do you think that killing a chicken can scare our king? Do you think our king will be afraid of you? Do you think our king is a coward? Hum! You are wrong, you are very wrong, our king will not retreat, so go forward bravely. ”

"Forward, forward, the warrior has a heavy responsibility, and the monkey has a deep grudge." I don't know which monkey sang it.

The power of the "three fools", Xiao Ji knows, it is strong martial arts and ruthless. If you have to rush forward, it will definitely be a death.

"Your Majesty, my lord." The burly monkey urges.

"You guys too." Xiao Ji was strange.

"The king is wise and powerful, and his strength is infinite, but we will hold you back when we go up, so we just shout and cheer for you on the side." The burly monkey was serious.

"But there are many people who have a lot of strength...... the word 'big' did not come out, and Xiao Ji found more than thirty monkeys around him, and he didn't know where to flee.

At this moment, the red-haired enthusiastic voice sounded on the tree again: "Everyone shouts for the Monkey King, okay?" The monkeys shouted "Come on, come on, come on, king".

Seeing this scene, Ma Xiaohan felt lucky, fortunately he didn't go to be a monkey king. Otherwise, I really want to die.

"It's too noisy, look how I kill your Monkey King." Guan Yu said as he pulled out a Qinglong Yanyue Knife from behind his back, the cold light flashed, the streamer moved darkly, and rushed towards Xiao Ji.

"Run." Ma Xiaohan shouted at Xiao Ji.

"I ...... Legs, legs can't be opened. Xiao Ji cried with a dead face.

"I'll cut it." Guan Yu's knife had already arrived in front of Xiao Ji's eyes.

"Boom!" A screeching metal thump rang out. An eight-zhang snake spear blocked the blade of the Glaive.

"If you want to kill, I will kill you, why should you kill, don't think that if you kill a monkey, you can be a big brother." Zhang Fei didn't want to save Xiao Ji, he hit Xiao Ji on the leg and stomach with a snake spear, Xiao Ji fell to his knees, and blood oozed from the corner of his mouth. Zhang Fei is tantamount to giving Xiao Ji a suspended death sentence!

Zhang Fei and Guan Yu did it, the two fierce generals fought, it was not a joke, the blade was sharp, the cold light was fierce, the branches around were cut off, and the tail of the monkey on the tree was also cut off, so hundreds of monkeys watching the play fled in a hurry.

"Guard, save my grandson, don't run." Poor Lao Ji kept calling, but no monkey dared to step forward, and the remaining guards fled with Lao Ji on their feet.

Xiao Ji's desperate eyes were like a fish that had been fished ashore, slowly waiting to die.

Looking at the short man in "Three Fools", he actually took out a dragon tooth war bow from his back, put on three arrows, and shot at Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, and Xiao Ji with a "sigh".

"Stupid, get down." Ma Xiaohan still has love for his kind.

"Woo woo...... Xiao Ji still moved, only his throat kept whimpering.

In a moment, Ma Xiaohan kicked back violently, and his body rushed into the fight area like an arrow off the string, he pushed Xiao Ji away, but his thigh was hit by an arrow. Seeing Xiao Ji was pushed away a few feet by the slammed hand, he passed out.

"Are you Liu Bei?" Ma Xiaohan gritted his teeth in pain.

"I'm Liu Bei." Liu Bei, who was archery, replied.

"Oh my God! You are Liu Bei, why do you use a bow? ”

"I'll use a bow, you're a monkey, and you can speak human language." Liu Bei was ready to continue to release arrows.

At this time, Sun Tiantian also ran into the fighting circle and protected Ma Xiaohan.

"Brother, brother." Sun Tiantian had tears rolling in her eyes.

"It's okay, it's okay." In fact, Ma Xiaohan was so painful that he was already in tears, and he thought to himself that he was going to die at the hands of this "three goods".

Sun Tiantian bit her lip and walked with Ma Xiaohan, saying that it was more like dragging it. Although his leg hurts, Ma Xiaohan is still beautiful in his heart, he has grown so big, except for having intimate contact with his mother, he has not yet felt the warmth and kindness of the girl.

In the fighting circle, the three of them are still fighting. While fighting, he is pulling the skin.

"You are a seller of water-infused pork, are you qualified to be a big brother, first of all, your virtue is not good." Guan Yu said to Zhang Fei.

"You are an alcoholic, you dare to say that you are virtuous, you stole Sun Erniang's belly pocket when you were drunk last time, and I haven't reported you yet." Zhang Fei sneered.

"Ah, don't argue between the two of you, I'm older than you, and I should be the eldest brother." Liu Bei shot and dodged, people said that the open gun was easy to dodge and the dark arrow was difficult to prevent, Zhang Fei Guan Yu was very angry.

"Now in these years, it is not necessarily a mother to have milk, but the rich must be a master. If you have money, you can be a master, why can't you be a big brother. There is also one of you who sells straw sandals, so that you can be a big brother and pass it out, how will I sell Zhang's pork in the future. Zhang Fei was quite unhappy.

"I have also sold leather before, if it weren't for the broken capital chain, I would have developed a long time ago, and besides, I am a person with status, such as the imperial relatives, MBA degree, honorary professor of Imperial University, visiting professor of the Film Academy, lifelong president of the Women's Federation, level 10 of the guzheng major, and the bronze medal of the Olympic archery competition......" Liu Bei listed the honors he had won one by one.

"Just pull it down. You think I don't know, these certificates and diplomas are all forged by the people you found to apply for fake certificates. Guan Yu broke Liu Bei.

"Liu Bei, you come out, let's fight hard, I promise not to kill you." Zhang Fei shouted while resisting the Glaive Knife.

"No matter how high your kung fu is, you're afraid of kitchen knives, and no matter how good you practice, you can't be knocked down with an arrow, and I don't believe that I can't defeat you." As he spoke, Liu Bei shot more than a dozen arrows in a row.

"Hmph, Liu Bei, I don't believe it, there will always be a time when your arrows run out." Guan Yu stroked his beautiful beard and said.

"Have you ever heard a famous saying from Tang Bohu, 'Who said that you can't stab people without a gun, I have already practiced to the realm of stabbing people to death with a gun'."

"Could it be ......" Guan Zhang and the others were stunned when they heard it.

"Yes, how could I be unprepared. I've also practiced to the point where I can shoot with a bow without arrows. I saw Liu Bei take a sharp breath, and suddenly, his clothes fluttered, and the leaves around him formed a small Zhou Tian, and he pulled a bow full of empty strings.

"Houyi's arrow, attack."

An invisible arrow rushed towards Guan Yu, and although it was not visible, its powerful shock wave raised a trail of dust.

"I'm in the way." Guan Yu is not a vegetarian either. Stubbornly took the unfortunate impact, "But that's it." ”

Guan Yu's mouth was oozing blood, but his mouth was still hard.

"It's amazing, you can block my Houyi's arrow, but if you can block my blow, can you block my continuous shooting of dozens of shots." Liu Bei said coldly.

"Be prepared, we are just competing for the vacant position of the eldest brother, we must not fight to the death. Didn't you say that a civil fight is a fight, and a martial fight is not advisable. Zhang Fei was also very jealous of this desperate Hou Yi's arrow, so he said good things.

"Feifei, although I said that martial arts are not advisable, but some life truths can only be conveyed to the other party through force (from the famous words of the comic GTO), this is what I want to convey to you, big brother, I should decide." After speaking, Liu Bei exhaled the qi again, only to see the surrounding air flow tumbling into his body, Liu Bei's body slowly vacated, "hula", the clothes of the entire upper body were torn by the qi of the dantian, revealing the knotted chest muscles, fortunately the tattoo of Cupid on the chest muscles.

Because Liu Bei's character Ma Xiaohan still knows more or less, in the face of this funny martial arts and scene, Ma Xiaohan looked back curiously again and again, which slowed down his escape speed.

As the saying goes: curiosity kills a cat.

Finally, I recommend an Indian film "Three Fools Making Trouble in Bollywood", although it is an old film, it is really good-looking.