Early in the morning, with two pre-rolled bamboo slips, Wang Shu and Cangba went out. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoOne of them is the Three Character Sutra, and the other is the latest chapter of the long-awaited Journey to the West.

Since Guocheng Gao Dexing's wife went to Kong Xiu's house, Wang Xu's Journey to the West has become a desk reading for housewives who have nothing to do in the new capital, and it is said that many married women are so frightened that they dare not sleep when they leave the man at night after reading it.

As for what men and women who have no intention of sleeping together at night, the result is naturally you know, so Journey to the West has the legendary effect of promoting the harmony of husband and wife and increasing the fertility rate.

However, not everyone likes this book, especially those husbands who are excused by their wives for fear and then ask for excessiveness, they simply hate Wang Shu to the core, and some even want to block Wang Shu's door, but who can take the second son of the new capital Hou Mansion.

Due to the slow update speed of Wang Huo,A large number of fanfiction began to appear in the new capital.,Each one claims to be Wang Huo's latest rewrite.,In the most thunderous novel,Although the protagonist is still Tang Seng and three apprentices and a horse,It's all changed.,But the content is simply a big reversal.,Not only Tang Seng is a woman.,And cry very much.,The most important thing is to fall in love with the stupid Monkey King...

Although these novels look beautiful and the writing is better than that written by Wang Xu, the women of the new capital city just like to snuggle up next to their beloved and take out the genuine Journey to the West to read, and wait until the dead of night to say that they are afraid, and then they can naturally snap and pop.

It is said that the inn business in the new capital city has been extremely hot recently, even the chase shop is crowded with men who have no home to return, in order to make Wang Shu write the story no longer so terrifying or simply stop changing, so that his body bones that are about to be hollowed out can be slowed down, many people cry desperately when they see Wang Shu.

Wang Shu is extremely unhappy with this, and said that you can enjoy it every day, and I am still wronged, I am still a single person, who I will talk to, the most important thing is that if I don't update, the teacher will not have a master when he beats me, which of you can save me.

When I arrived at the teacher's house, I saw a large group of people gathered in front of the door, needless to say, the women who were looking forward to seeing the updated novel for the first time sent someone to squat here, as for why not go to the New Capital Hou Mansion? That's because of Kong Yuyan, no, it should be that others can copy it after Mrs. Kong has seen it.

Today is Mu Xiu's day, so Wang Shu went to the teacher's study first. As soon as they meet, they are still the same, writing, reciting and answering questions, and the result will naturally be found out by the teacher casually, and the next thing is to stage the master's full martial arts time for the apprentice.

However, I was used to being beaten, and I had been grinding with Liao Wenfei for a long time, and finally found a kung fu similar to the iron sand palm of the later generations.

Usually afraid that the teacher will find out the clues, Wang Shu will cry and call his mother after a few beatings, and then the master will open the portal through a servant girl and teleport the teacher.

Wang Shu was more abnormal today, he didn't even say a word after being beaten, Kong Xiu was very satisfied with his reaction, so he stopped after a few beatings.

Seeing that the teacher was no longer fighting, he hurriedly submitted the three-character scripture written in advance, saying that he had some insights after listening to the teacher's teachings recently, and specially wrote something and asked him to comment on it.

I thought that the three-character scripture would completely shock the teacher, but as soon as he opened the bamboo slip and only glanced at it, he not only became angry, but picked up the ring ruler and slapped Wang Shu in the face, and scolded in his mouth: "Shameless!" Die to shame! ”

Suddenly took a lot of blows without defense, Wang Shu was blindfolded at that time, he couldn't figure out what was going on, could it be that someone replaced the three-character scripture with ******** Baijie or Jinhua Mei?

Seeing that the teacher looked angry and ruined, he didn't dare to come out at the moment, and finally saw him breathe a sigh of relief, and scolded in his mouth: "Shameless, what is it called?" What you write is also a testament to the scriptures? ”

You must know that when Wang Yinglin of the Song Dynasty compiled the three-character classic, it was only called the three-character song, starting from Confucius, no one dared to call what he wrote "scripture".

After thinking of this, Wang Shu was also in his back at that time, so he could only whisper and defend: "The disciple originally wanted to call the three-character song recipe, but when he thought that it was full of three-character rhymes, and there were a lot of six scriptures written in it, the disciple just wrote it casually, and he didn't expect it at that time...... Oops......"

As a result, before Wang Shu finished speaking, Kong Xiu had another good beating, and threw the three-character scripture into the ground, and he didn't even look at it anymore.

Seeing the teacher like this, knowing that if it continued like this, it was estimated that the three-character scripture would die before it was published, and Wang Shu was in a hurry, so he recited the three-character scripture on the spot:

At the beginning of man, nature is good. Sex is similar, Xi is far away.

If you don't teach, sex is migration. The way of teaching is to be specialized.

Xi Mengmu, choose a neighbor. If you don't learn, you will be cut off.

If you don't teach, it's your father's fault. If the teaching is not strict, the teacher is lazy.

If you don't learn, it's not appropriate. Young don't learn......

To say that Kong Xiu is also a knowledgeable person after all, so as soon as Wang Shu memorized a few words, he picked up the three-character scripture from the ground, and when Wang Shu saw that there was a door, he quickly closed his mouth tightly.

Seeing the teacher frowning or smiling, not only did he secretly wipe a cold sweat, but if he let others know that what he wrote dared to be named after the scriptures, and he didn't know what he wrote the key thing to write, then he wouldn't want to raise his head in front of the Western Han Dynasty scholars in the future.

Seeing that the teacher had already seen the end but was still groaning, Wang Shu thought to himself that it was a big deal to replace the three-character scripture with the four words "three-character song", and he didn't know what the teacher was thinking.

"Wang Zhongsun, how much time did you spend before and after compiling the disciple rules?" Unexpectedly, Kong Xiu actually raised a question that had nothing to do with the Three Character Classic, Wang Shu didn't pay attention for a while, so he replied casually: "It didn't take a few days, if it wasn't for the teacher, you beat my hand...... Yes? I didn't write it, I recorded the disciple rules after my father said it! ”

In the middle of the words, he realized that he had missed his mouth, and quickly changed his words, but saw that the teacher didn't even raise his head, picked up the knife on the case and repaired the three characters of the three characters, and after writing a few words, he took it in his hand and looked at it carefully from beginning to end several times, and then rolled up the bamboo slips, laughed and went out.

Seeing that the teacher was leaving so inexplicably, Wang Shu habitually touched his nose, rubbed the beaten place on his head and hurriedly went to find the little junior sister to hand over.

After seeing the little junior sister, he handed in the latest chapter of Journey to the West that he had just written, and joked to her: "The teacher said, I will be very busy recently, and this Journey to the West can be a eunuch." ”

Who knew that after she heard this, she immediately raised her eyebrows: "Senior brother, do you know that my father listens to my mother the most, and my mother listens to me the most, if you dare to stop Journey to the West, be careful that I let you learn from you and beat you every day." ”

Seeing the angry appearance of the little junior sister, Wang Shu suddenly felt very cute, and couldn't help but reach out and pinch her little face.

"Shameless!" Wang Shu, who regretted it as soon as he made a move, naturally got a solemn protest from the crimson-faced little junior sister.