Chapter 44 Families are busy stealing vegetables

The famous writer Wen Daya passed away in Chang'an today, and the Tang Emperor, the Emperor Taishang and others all sent the couplet, and the ministers rushed to his home to mourn. www.biquge.info Wen Daya, a well-known writer in my Tang Dynasty, is the author of "Notes on Entrepreneurship and Living in the Tang Dynasty", and his brother Wen Yanbo expressed his gratitude to the Tang Emperor for his actions......"

"Recently, the Tang Theatre Troupe will stage a new drama called "Crazy Boy", the reporter found that this play is very good-looking, tickets are limited, I hope the people will not miss the opportunity, want to buy as soon as possible!"

"Recently, there is a new function on the Datang mobile phone, called'Datang Farm', once this application was released, it quickly became popular all over the country, according to the reporter's investigation, the traffic accident in Datang has risen by nearly 20 percentage points recently, the people on the street are staring down at their farms, not paying attention to whether they will hit people, the reporter was hit by a people who play on the farm during the interview, to the reporter's surprise, the first sentence of the people is 'fate, add a friend to steal a dish!' ……”

"Damn, just a little bit of time, my food was stolen by Wei Zheng, the Tian Sheweng!! It is worthy of Tian Sheweng!! Just know how to steal vegetables!! Tomorrow morning, the dynasty will definitely criticize you, you Wei Zheng didn't work hard, and came to steal my big radish!! No, I can't swallow this breath! Hey? Wei Zheng's cabbage is still half an hour ripe? Hmph, I'll come back in half an hour......"

"I'm!! As soon as the dish was ripe, I quickly got up to collect the food, but I didn't expect it to be stolen!! Yu Chi Baolin, aren't you stupid? Stealing vegetables so fast!! ”

"Hehe, the emperor's big radish should be ripe, I'll hurry up and steal two brushes to brush the sense of existence...... What the!! Stolen? Wei? The eldest grandson Wuji? The eldest grandson queen? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince? Eldest grandson Chong? You're moving too fast!! Cheng Yanjin looked at Li Shimin's bare farm and sighed.

"Oops!!" didn't have time to sigh, Cheng Yanjin found that the vegetables on his farm were ripe and hurried to harvest, but found that his farm had been patronized by Wei Chigong.

"Wow yes!! Old Puff! You fought against me in the morning, and now you come to steal my food!! Wow!! I can't take it anymore!! I'll go to you, old puppet, and fight !! "Well, the first bloody case from stealing vegetables is about to happen............

"Your Majesty, the minister wants to participate in Liu Yuze's copy! Doesn't this app encourage stealing? We act as a ...... (Tens of thousands of words of critical text omitted)...... The minister asked the emperor to punish Liu Yuze! Kong Yingda called Li Shimin to complain.

"It's not that serious, is it?" Li Shimin took the time to steal Kong Yingda's cabbage first, and then said slowly: "I told Liu Yuze about this matter, he said that it was made by his master, and it has nothing to do with him, and he doesn't know how to turn it off, if you don't want to play, you can stop playing......"

"But Your Majesty...... Yes!! Your Majesty, you stole my food!! Kong Yingda shouted, and then quickly hung up the phone and went to collect the food.

Of course, Li Shimin did not completely indulge in it, and the main thing should still be done, so in the early dynasty, proposed by Li Shimin, the ministers voted to pass the "Several Provisions on the Discussion of Punishment in the High Palace", that is, the later great crime was agreed by the Zhongshu, Menxia Province officials above the fourth grade and the Shangshu Province, so as to avoid the occurrence of injustice. Then he ordered Dali Shaoqing Hu Yan to report the monthly prisoners' accounts, and then brought in the prisoners one by one and agreed on them one by one. When it was the turn of Zheng Shanguo, the assassin of Qizhou, Li Shimin determined that although he was guilty, his official position was not low and he should not be listed with other prisoners, so he promulgated the "Supplementary Regulations on the Discussion of Punishment in the High Palace", that is, officials above the third rank do not need to be brought in for crimes, and they can listen to the verdict in the court around the Chengtianmen of the Taiji Palace.

"Datang officially announced the "Several Provisions on the Discussion of Punishment in the High Palace", and the probability of unjust, false and wrongful cases will be greatly reduced in the future! According to the reporter's understanding, the people of our Datang are simple and kind, and the crime rate is generally very low, and only 60 criminals were sentenced to death in the whole country last year...... "(Well, this is not the author's YY, the crime rate was really low at that time, according to historical data, this data will drop to 20 people in ten years...... )

Of course, Liu Yuze has never been much interested in such a national event, anyway, he has no official position, and he doesn't need to go to the court, so he patronized the farms of the ministers of the previous dynasty, and every farm left Liu Yuze's traces.

"Haha, I can finally steal Wei Zheng's dishes!! This miser, I haven't even succeeded once before!! Yes!!! How did I get bitten by a dog!! Why are there dogs here!! Li Shimin immediately called Liu Yuze angrily.

"Your Majesty, haven't you seen the update to the mall? In order to prevent others from stealing your vegetables, you can buy a dog in the mall to guard the farm for you, and then someone else will be bitten by a dog if they steal your food! 100 Wen for a miscellaneous dog, 200 Wen for pastoral dogs, 300 Wen for purebred dogs, and free for Erha...... What, what is Erha? Your Majesty, I don't know either!! Just look at the introduction!! The success probability of a mixed dog is 50, the success probability of a pastoral dog is 70, and the success probability of a purebred dog is 90...... Well, not only is the probability of Your Majesty's success less than 30, but it also has a 50% chance of stealing your food............"