Chapter Thirty-Four: Forced Dust
As soon as he stepped into Qingshui Hall with his front foot, Mo Niang followed with his back foot. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Oh, it's great that you're okay, Lao Wang, it freaks me out to see so many officers and soldiers arresting you angrily." Mo Niang smiled when she saw Wang Shaoan.
"How to pull, the boss hasn't seen her for a few days, do you miss Lao Wang?" Wang Shaoan looked at this beautiful woman who had not been seen for a few days, his eyes became playful, and he laughed.
"Nasty! At your young age, you can't learn well and say such frivolous things! Ignore you. Mo Niang's face changed, her pretty face turned red, and she turned around and left after speaking.
"Hey, boss, don't go, don't go...... Hey, so shy, this ancient people don't have to be feudal and conservative to this extent, haha looks like a royal sister, but it's actually a Lori heart, I like it, I like ......"
Wang Shaoan didn't see Mo Niang turn around, and her flushed face unconsciously showed a smile, the meaning of which was indescribable.
"Mo Niang, Mo Niang, what do you think, this stupid boy is so much younger than you, it's impossible." She shook her head and thought.
Wang Shaoan sat down behind the table in the sitting hall and leaned back in the chair, as if the whole person was relaxed. Life is like this, I live next door and my surname is Wang, hehe, Wang Shaoan slowly began to be crooked.
Suddenly, he sat up in shock. "No, if you want to be Lao Wang, you have to solve a major life event, that is, to make my little two stand up again." Thinking of this, he quickly used his brain, thinking of what else he hadn't tried, and he had to try them one by one.
"Every doctor treats all the diseases in the world, but he can't cure himself." Wang Shaoan checked his pulse countless times, but he couldn't figure out the reason at all, and sighed helplessly.
Wang Shaoan has prescribed seven or eight pairs of medicines in a row, and he is very particular about dispensing medicines, no matter what drugs are prescribed, there are basically no side effects, which is the difference between traditional Chinese medicine and old Chinese medicine. After trying all the medicines one by one, there was still no response, and it was getting dark, so Wang Shaoan lit the lamp.
"Your uncle, get up for me, get up! Heaven and earth spirit spirit spirit, Shang Laojun hurriedly Allah Allah, may God bless the old king Amitabha......" After drinking the last bowl, Wang Shao'an muttered indiscriminately in his mouth, and reached in with his hand to make a piston action. This hand speed is either practiced by masturbating or being single for decades.
His hands were getting faster and faster, faster and faster, so fast that it was almost smoking, and he didn't slow down at all, but got more energetic. He chattered quickly: "Lao Wang, I am six years old, seven years old, eight years old, nine years old, Yangtze River, ten years old, eleven years old, eleven years old, twelve-year-old banana boat, thirteen years old, fourteen years old, fifteen years old, fifteen years old...... Strong dust...... Rise ......"
"I bought a watch last year, you can't afford it!" The sound is getting louder.
"If you don't get up again, be careful Lao Wang, you're welcome......"
"My backhand is a slap in the face......"
"I'm so handy and it's another slap in the face......"
"Men just have to be themselves......"
This set of mantras was learned from the students in Lao Wang's previous life, and those students called it the song of masturbation. Unexpectedly, there was an eighteen-year-old brave young man living in the professor's heart. Now that I have changed to a younger body, my mind is becoming younger and younger.
At this moment, there was a woman standing on the threshold, and a simple cloth shirt looked particularly good on her. It was Mo Niang, the proprietress of the bun shop next door. She originally wanted to ask Wang Shaoan to come over for dinner, but when she saw the strange words in Wang Shaoan's mouth behind the table, her arms were shaking rapidly. The table blocks the part below.
She didn't know what Lao Wang was doing, but looking at his anxious and serious look, he should be doing something very important. She stood outside the door for half an hour, leaning against the threshold and tilting her head to look at Lao Wang curiously, not wanting to interrupt him, waiting quietly.
"gogogo,......Ahh Harry, build our ...... of the country"
Lao Wang was sweating profusely, this work was much more tiring than practicing, it was only half an hour, and his arm was sore, and there was still no response. As soon as he inadvertently raised his head, he instantly found Mo Niang's figure at the door, Mo Niang was tilting her head and staring at him with beautiful deep big eyes.
"Bang!" With a loud bang, Wang Shaoan, along with the stool, flipped directly backwards and fell heavily to the ground. This jump scared him a lot!
"Click!" He distinctly heard the crisp sound of bones coming from his neck.
"Oh yes, ouch my neck." Because it was a sudden situation, he didn't react, and when he fell, he didn't have time to use internal force to protect him, so he really twisted his neck.
"Ah, Lao Wang, what's wrong with you!" After Mo Niang saw Wang Shao'an and instantly turned over behind the table, she covered her mouth and screamed, and then hurriedly ran in to help Wang Shao'an. Mo Niang walked around the table and saw Wang Shao'an, who was lying on the ground with the chair crooked and his neck crooked, and then couldn't help laughing, and let out a nice sound.
"I'm already old, and I'm not scared by you, I don't know how scary people are scared." Wang Shaoxin thought about it, but said, "Hurry up, help me up." ”
"Cut, are you still so old, are you as old as Meng Lang?"
Immediately after, Mo Niang's slender and soft fingers put on her shoulders. After Wang Shaoan stood up, his neck was indeed crooked.
"My old neck hurts!" Wang Shao ignored Mo Niang's words, held his neck with his hand, and said in a mournful voice.
Mo Niang looked at Wang Shao'an's appearance, and smiled again: "Giggles, Lao Wang, I'll help you straighten your neck." ”
"Thank you, thank you!" Wang Shaoan hurriedly helped up the chair, and then sat on the chair. Mo Niang stood behind Wang Shao'an, holding Wang Shao'an's cheeks with her palms facing down.
Ten fingers are soft and boneless, and the touch is excellent, if this hand is used to help yourself cure the disease of inadequacy, will it get twice the result with half the effort? Wang Shaoan began to be lewd, and then, there was a tingling softness on the back of her shoulders, and it turned out that Mo Niang's plump twin peaks were pasted up when she was about to exert her strength. This made Wang Shaoan even more obscene, and began to grin.
"Click!" Then there was a crisp sound of bone correction.
"Oh~" Lao Wang screamed to death. Then slowly move his neck, and finally get back to the right.
"Thank you hostess!" Wang Shaoan hurriedly stood up and thanked him, still reminiscing about the two softness in his heart, hey, it's a pity, it's gone in a moment.
"Thank you, everyone in the neighborhood, don't be so polite." Mo Niang smiled and said.
"Hehe, I don't know if the boss lady is looking for me, what's the matter?" Wang Shaoan asked.