He Hao thought that the person he was scolding just now was actually Yuan Shu's son, but for no reason, there was a bad cold, and suddenly the cold wind blew, and he only felt that his back was cold, and the whole person was like a chrysanthemum that suddenly encountered cold, and all the leaves withered in an instant. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Standing stunned for a long time, He Hao couldn't help but complain: "This ...... This Lord Yan, why didn't you say it earlier? Hurt me, hurt me...... Alas! ”

Zheng Tai was even more frightened, and the folding fan in his hand had fallen to the ground at some point, just breaking the fan bone, and he muttered uncontrollably, "I...... I actually flaunted my literary talents in front of Yuan Gongzi, and said his poetry...... The poem is not good, damn it, why is it so confused? ”

Zheng Hun's mood was not much better, "If I offend Yuan Gongzi this time, I am afraid that my status in the family will plummet, and I will not even be as good as Zheng Tai at that time." ”

Tao Qiuhong's sluggish gaze fell on the chopsticks, just now he seemed to be holding this thing and pointing at Yuan Gongzi's nose, and it seemed that he had counted a few words.

The expressions on the faces of the four pseudo-Magi varied, mostly with remorse and admiration.

Yan Xiang shook his head helplessly, "The four of you should prepare enough gifts as soon as possible and go to Yuan Gongzi's mansion to apologize, otherwise this Huainan will not be able to tolerate you." ”

Walking in the cold wind of winter, Yuan Jiang's heart is still very warm, after all, it is still very cool to run after pretending, and the barrage and gifts in the live broadcast room are flying all over the sky--

"Ding, Silent Tears 1 rewarded the anchor with ten blood vials, congratulations!"

"Ding, Firefox 2005 rewarded the anchor with twelve blood vials, congratulations!"

"Ding, Nima JK rewarded the anchor with fifteen blood vials, congratulations!"

"Brother Jiang, this is better than pretending, obviously much more familiar than when he first wore it."

"Brother Jiang V587, thousands of years, unified outfit."

"A high-ranking person like Brother Jiang was going to be used to make up for the sky in ancient times."

thanked all the fans who gave gifts one by one, Yuan Jiang swept the barrage, and a message deliberately annotated in green stopped his gaze: "Brother Jiang, the little brother is not talented, he just improvised a limerick poem, as long as you can read it in full in front of 36E, the little brother will immediately present an excavator - Publisher: Lu Nian." ”

An excavator is equal to 50 charm points, which is a good deal if you just read a poem.

Yuan Jiang smacked his lips, a little moved, but he thought about it and hesitated, years of driving experience told him that things were far from being as simple as he imagined.

So, Yuan Jiang asked tentatively: "What poem did you write, send it out for all of us to see, and then I will make a decision." ”

[Handcuff Poem]

--Ryuk Nian

Sitting alone in the study hand is a wife,

This is not known to outsiders.

If you change your left hand to your right hand,

It is to stop marrying a wife.

Brush and pinch and

Covered in soft bones.

Bit by bit to the ground,

The children and grandchildren are all surnamed mud. ”

As soon as this poem came out, it received rave reviews in the live broadcast room--

"It's wet, it's wet, it's a tyrant, please take my little brother's knees."

"The children and grandchildren are all surnamed mud, which is amazing for my brother, but there are still many surnames Chong, paper and cup."

"The first time I saw someone masturbating so fresh and refined, I knelt down in this poem."

"Brother Jiang, if you read this poem to 36E, it is estimated that you will be able to get an unexpected surprise, quack, I am looking forward to it."

"Maybe when 36E heard this poem, he instantly understood the loneliness, emptiness and coldness in Brother Jiang's heart, and then resolutely threw himself into his arms, which is not impossible."

"Haha, I think the most likely thing is to be beaten by 36E crazy K, Brother Jiang wishes you will still be a good man in eighteen years."

Yuan Jiang touched his nose stupidly, "Isn't this poem too explicit, if I read it to 36E, it is estimated that my tall image in her heart will be ruined." ”

"Do you have an image in her mind? Besides, the man in white she likes has something to do with you. ”

"9494, Brother Jiang, you can get the excavator by reciting a poem, you can hide in the bed and steal the fun."

"If you think one excavator can't work, I'll give you five, what's the matter, as long as you read it out as it is--Presenter: Lu Nian."

Yuan Jiang looked embarrassed and did not speak.

The local tyrant continued to increase the price: "Ten units!" ”

Yuan Jiang was still silent.

The local tyrant Liu Nian threw out the final bottom line: "Ten planes, this is my last bid, you think about it, there are many anchors, I can throw these ten planes to whomever I want, let her sleep with me, or let him eat Xiang live, and you only need to recite a poem to get ten planes, this is a very good deal." ”

Hearing that the local tyrant Liunian actually bid for ten planes, fans instantly exploded--

"I'll go, ten planes, it seems to shoot down."

"Jiang Buju, what are you still hesitating about, if my tiger body is shocked and the chrysanthemum is tight, I will agree."

"yes, isn't it just a poem? Egg, 36E doesn't like you anyway. ”

"Ten planes, that's 1,000 charm points, enough for you to summon a powerful general, and hesitate a few."

Yuan Jiang took a deep breath and said slowly: "You brush five frames first, and then wait for me to finish reading, and then brush five frames." ”

"Okay, no problem. However, you'd better not lie to me, otherwise I'll summon tens of millions of sailors with a cloud-piercing arrow and blow up your live broadcast room! --Presenter: Ryu Nian. ”

"Ding, Liunian rewarded the anchor with five planes, congratulations!"

Looking at the charm value that suddenly reached 1,005, the muscles in the corners of Yuan Jiang's eyes twitched slightly, and he couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, turned his head and asked 36E, "Now you believe it, my song [Ask Zhang Xun] is not a fluke, but a real burst of strength." ”

36E gave him a blank look, "I was going to praise you, but now that you're so proud, I want to squeeze you again." ”

Yuan Jiang smiled awkwardly, secretly wondering how to skillfully read the [Handcuff Poem] to 36E.

36E saw that he hadn't spoken for a long time, and thought that Yuan Jiang was angry, so he ran to Yuan Jiang with a smile and said, "Don't be angry, I was just teasing you, in fact, your five poems are all very good, especially the first one, it's amazing." Fang also often writes poems, but he is not as good as you, and you have time to teach him. ”

Yuan Jiang was still in a good mood when he heard the previous words praising him, but later 36E moved Yuan Fang out as he spoke, and his whole person was suddenly not good.

"Isn't it just that I'm a little more handsome than my brother, a little taller than my brother, a little better than my brother in martial arts, where else can I compare?"

Greeting Yuan Fang's eighteenth generation female ancestor in his heart, Yuan Jiang smiled evilly at 36E: "I just thought of a good poem, read it to you?" ”

"Okay!" 36E smiled happily, and when Yuan Jiang finished reciting the original text of the [Handcuff Poem], a layer of frost suddenly covered her pretty face.

"Damn, die!"

36E slapped Yuan Jiang into the snowdrift with one palm and ran away angrily.