Chapter 6 Chiguoguo's slap in the face

As a typical pure sling silk in later generations, Wang Shu would always be exposed to all kinds of handsome and rich people on weekdays in his previous life, which can be regarded as inferiority to the extreme. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After coming to the Western Han Dynasty, although he became an unmarried brother in the new capital, once there is something worth showing off, he will still take it out and brag about it, but in fact, he still has not gotten rid of the psychology of being short and frustrated.

Therefore, as soon as he saw Shangguan Yufeng, he had a sense of crisis, especially when he knew that he was the object of his competition, that feeling was particularly strong, so Wang Yu's heart was extremely uncomfortable.

Although he doesn't seem to be falling behind in the conversation with him, he actually knows very well that this person's talent is really one in case of one, and it is not clear what the other party will do to make it difficult for him, so it is estimated that he will lose this time.

He is not the only one who is uncomfortable, and I don't know if the teacher is here to the eldest uncle, and now his mood is often low.

In this way, Kong An still added fuel to the fire: "Oh, I just heard that Yu Yan is engaged, Yu Feng and Yu Yan can be regarded as talented and beautiful, when I came, I patted my chest in front of Shangguan Taishou and promised, you said that this matter is troublesome, if you can't let that family cancel the marriage contract, this time I will lose face in front of Shangguan Taishou." ”

Hearing that he bit the four words Shangguan Taishou very hard, it was obvious that Shangguan Yufeng and the Taishou of Nanyang County were extremely close relatives, which was not the most important thing, and he still wanted to warp when he said this.

I don't know if the teacher didn't understand or what was going on, so he turned a blind eye to Kong An's aggressive posture, and directly announced the start of the competition.

The scope of the competition is the six arts and the six classics of the gentleman, and Wang Shu and Shangguan Yufeng first choose one of the four arts of etiquette, music, calligraphy, and mathematics to ask the question, and the one who answers is the winner, if the two are equal, the question will be asked within the range of the six classics until one side wins.

First of all, Shangguan Yufeng gave Wang a music question that seemed very simple to others, and asked him to play a song of mountains and rivers with a guzheng.

After listening to the questions he gave him, I understood that people not only came prepared, but also knew their own details clearly.

Of course, I can't say no at this time, I just said that my hand was injured because I practiced too much on weekdays, so I abstained.

In fact, this is a disguised admission of defeat, but it is better than showing up on the spot.

Now it's Wang Hu's turn to ask the question, and because it is about whether he will lose face, Kong Xiu is now extremely nervous.

In fact, not only the teacher, but he himself is also very nervous, he just remembers some lyrics, and he doesn't know anything about music, of course, it is impossible to choose to be in music.

Don't even think about it, I'm a half-person, and I can't have any problems.

Calligraphy is easy to solve, but as long as people write a word casually, they can only admit defeat.

Now it seems that only the question of counting may not be able to be answered, but what is the problem?

Let him memorize a hundred decimal places of pi, but at this time there is no concept of π at all.

Let him prove the Pythagorean theorem in three ways? But the headache is that I don't know how to bring the question myself!

Seeing that the time for a cup of tea had passed, Wang Shu still didn't say anything about the problem, but the cold weather made Kong Xiu sweat anxiously.

Seeing this scene, the corners of Shangguan Yufeng's mouth rose slightly, and he said to Kong Xiu on the spot: "Uncle Kong must have been blinded by some people's rhetoric for a while, and mistakenly thought that he was talented to give him Sister Yu Yan. ”

If what Kong An said before was that he was still holding the pipa and half-covering his face, this time Shangguan Yufeng came up to Chiguoguo and slapped Wang Shu's face.

Your sister, the tiger is not powerful, and you still treat me as a sick cat.

"Brother Yufeng, don't worry, I'm afraid that the question is too difficult for you to answer, so I think of the simplest one, even if you say so, then just give you one!"

"Listen up!"

"Listen, I don't know how many things there are today, the remaining two of the three or three numbers, the remaining three of the five or five numbers, the remaining two of the seven or seven numbers, ask if there is geometry of things?"

In fact, although he knew the answer to this question, he didn't know how to solve it, but he saw that Shangguan Yufeng was a little too deceitful, and he was in a hurry, so he threw out this famous math problem in ancient times.

Who knew that Shangguan Yufeng was even more honorable than Wang Shu, and after listening to the question, he thought about it for a while and said no.

Since the two of them were tied, it was Shangguan Yufeng's turn to ask the question, but Kong Xiu gasped after hearing it.

"Brother Zhongsun, the world says that the three-character song recipe was written by you, it seems that you are good at writing poems, so please write another poem that is the same as the three-character song recipe."

Shangguan Yufeng's question seems very simple, but the terrible thing is that no matter how talented he is, who can make a Mongolian classic on the spot that can be passed down through the ages like the Three Character Classic.

Originally, Wang Shu was still worried that Shangguan Yufeng would have some problems, but after listening to him, he snickered in his heart, but on the surface, he still pretended to be sincerely afraid and said: "This is too difficult, can you change the question?" ”

As a result, Kong An interjected on the side and said: "No, although our Yufeng is a little faster, it is also very laborious." ”

Your sister, the tiger is not powerful, you really treat me like a sick cat!

When you finish answering the question, watch my brother teach you how to slap your face correctly!

Immediately, he stopped talking nonsense with them, and when he picked up the pen, he wrote the eight words "Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang" and "Universe Flood".

Seeing that there was no novelty in the poems made by Wang Shu, the corners of Shangguan Yufeng's mouth rose even more.

Wang Shu didn't care what others thought of him, and then the sun and the moon were shining, the sun and the moon were shining, the sun and the moon were shining, the cold came and the summer went to the summer, and the autumn harvest and winter hid to write down.

In order to pursue the neatness of the words, but also to make them feel that they are making poems instead of writing silently, a thousand words were written for half an hour before the last sixteen words: loneliness, ignorance, etc., predicate helper, and Yanzai were also written.

Although Shangguan Yufeng didn't see anything special about the thousand-character text until the end, Kong Xiu and Kong An were knowledgeable, especially Kong An's eyes when he looked at Wang Shu and even became a little awe-inspiring.

After writing the last word, he threw the pen away and said: "My question is very simple, that is, you copy this thousand-character text ten times by heart!" ”

Regardless of the results of the competition, the one who walked was called a chic, but it was a pity that he was tripped when he went out, otherwise the whole process would be too perfect.