Chapter 1: The Crossing of the Pit Daddy
The remnant sun is like blood, staining the sky red, and the far eye can be seen, surrounded by green mountains in the distance, and the mountains stretch continuously. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 As far as the eye can see, the roads are staggered, and they all converge on the bluestone road in front of the city gate.
The quaint city wall, about three zhang high, the blue and black stone bricks, covered with dots of moss, that is the traces of the passage of time, the top of the heavy city gate is inlaid with a white stone brick, the three characters of the book Luoyun City have been worn away by the wind and sand, but the color is still clearly visible, the atmosphere is square.
It was already twilight, the pedestrians and merchants in the city came and went in a hurry, the old peasants carried the goods to the market out of the city in turn, and the merchants and pedestrians who went out were also waiting to be inspected and returned to the city in an orderly manner. Several Tsing Yi guards lingered under the city gates, checking passing vehicles and pedestrian road guides or waist signs.
At the corner of the city not far away, Lin Ye leaned on a bluestone, looking at the people coming and going of Luoyun City, but he had a headache.
Lin Ye habitually reached out to his pocket to catch a cigarette and smoke, but he took it out, picked up the dry grass rhizome between the cracks of the bluestone, put it to the corner of his mouth and sucked it gently, and the slightly bitter juice slightly relieved the light feeling in his mouth.
What is this, Lin Ye shook his head a little swollen. crossed over, the original novels of this genre were Lin Ye's favorites to pass the time, but when the setting of this pit father fell on his head, Lin Ye wanted to cry without tears.
In his previous life, Lin Ye worked for a well-known software company in China, and as a senior programmer, he couldn't get rid of his fate after all, crossing the generation gap between apes and humans, and he was still alone when he was approaching thirty. So every lonely night, Lin Ye could only watch the fast sowing shed tears, practiced the unicorn arm hard, and finally became a great success, and soared in the dark night. The reason for this crossing, Lin Ye has no face to say until now, the blame is only that the picture is too beautiful and the picture quality is too high-definition.
It's just that what the hell is this otaku poverty alleviation system hidden in my mind after passing through, what kind of demon is the task setting, and it also has its own punishment function, and the consequences are still shuddering when I think about it now.
In the previous life, Lin Ye participated in the company's development of an auxiliary software system for otaku, which collected a variety of information to deal with various emergencies that otaku may encounter in communication, the main purpose is to help otaku get out of the predicament, improve the combat effectiveness of otaku, make them work hard in the front line, release more energy, in order to alleviate the demographic structural pressure caused by the aging of the population, and build a harmonious society.
It's just that Lin Ye hasn't had time to practice yet, and he enjoyed the transformation of the otaku, and he fell in front of the computer when the system research was successful. Crossing over, I also brought a set of otaku system that I hadn't practiced, Lin Ye was still very excited, damn, I can finally open the golden finger and enjoy the benefits of the traverser. But in the next month, Lin Ye found out that he had fallen into the pit, and he couldn't stop it, and he wanted to die. Why did it cross?,Even the system seems to have been upgraded.,Out of the original passive search function.,It's completely intelligent.,Will release tasks independently.,There's also a punishment mechanism.,Nima,It's not scientific.,It's too much to deviate from the original attribute value.,It's not a level of technology at all.,Damn,I hate black technology the most.。
People and things are extremely abnormal and must be demons, and Lin Ye can only sigh that this wave of monsters is a bit interesting. But it's too demonic to die, and after a month of trekking in the deep mountains and old forests, Lin Ye has had enough of the destruction. The tasks assigned by the system involve fishing and hunting, herbs, and survival in a desperate situation. But Lin Ye is not Bei Ye, he can't stand at the top of the food chain, the difficulty of the task can be imagined, not to mention the bite, not to mention the food poisoning, we can endure the bruised nose and swollen face, and the most afraid is that the system will call twice from time to time. The brain was overcharged, it was sour, Lin Ye was swaying, foaming at the mouth, and the whole sheep had a seizure.
How did this month come by, Lin Ye didn't dare to think about it until now, he trembled when he thought about it, and he was about to reflex. Finally walked out, a new task is coming again, find a way to sneak into the city, the task mode is still cheating, the task difficulty is no, the task progress is not, the task reward is not, the whole is one or three no products, just this three no task tortured Lin Ye for a whole month. There's no reward for completion, and if you can't play, you'll be electrocuted, you can't hide and you can't dodge, you can't throw it away, damn it, when will this pit come out and make Lin Ye worried.
Fortunately, before going out of the mountain, Lin Ye sneaked into the old farmer's house in the mountains and changed his clothes, and changed the skull costume of hatred, otherwise he would be seen by others. After entering Baoshan, how can he be empty, Lin Ye thought to himself, but in exchange for another burst of electricity. The reason given by the system is that it violates the revolutionary spirit and does not take a stitch from the villagers. Lin Ye didn't slow down in one breath, he fainted completely, and cursed those cheating colleagues one by one before he fainted. This system has made your whole thing deteriorate, look at my brother's bad luck.
And now how to sneak into the city has become a big problem in front of Lin Ye. Lin Ye observed for a whole day, and the guards checked it more closely, and those who had no road guide were directly taken down by the guards and taken away. But there are also a few exceptions, all of which are opened by Brother Kong Fang, and the secret transactions between the cuffs were still captured by Lin Ye. It seems that no matter what era it is, there is a market for this kind of power-for-money trading.
Lin Ye touched the empty pocket, his pocket was cleaner than his face, just like that, it was a starvation situation to get in. Lin Ye stared listlessly at the city gate, his face was full of melancholy, and it was estimated that he would be sleeping in the wild again today.
"Boy, what are you in a daze", Lin Ye was wandering, and suddenly heard someone next to him asking. Damn, who is it called, Lin Ye looked at it unhappily.
The person who came was old, ragged, unkempt, with a stick around his waist, holding a broken bowl in his hand, with rotten shoes on his feet, and his toes were exposed. Approaching a rancid smell was very choking, Lin Ye couldn't help but move to the side, muttering in his heart, damn, I was almost disgusted by you for the overnight meal, why are you so close, it's still blocked in the upwind, don't stick on your waist, be careful that the master will give you a back door stick. Sure enough, decades of Japanese education have not been in vain, and the taste is not ordinarily heavy.
"Boy, what do you say? What do you think? The old beggar always felt that Lin Ye's eyes on his waist were a little strange, and it was nothing to look down, just a stick, and couldn't help but urge.
Boy, your uncle's boy, but when you look at your hands, they are delicate and tender, and Lin Ye can't say how depressed. After crossing over, Lin Ye found that he had become younger and returned to the way he was when he was eighteen or nineteen. After crossing over, Lin Ye is no longer strange, is there anything more unreliable than having a system stuffed in his brain. Lin Ye was worried that a juvenile body had trapped a ripe soul, and who could understand the sorrow of Dandan.
"Boy, if you don't want to go into the city, forget it", the old beggar was impatient, and he lost a word and had to leave.
The two words "enter the city" instantly dragged Lin Ye back to reality, and Lin Ye, who came back to his senses, was not afraid of getting dirty, grabbed the old beggar's stick, it was necessary to explain, it was the wooden stick on his waist, and shouted: "The old man stays, the kid knows that he is wrong", at this critical moment of life and death, it is the uncle who can let Lin Ye enter the city, and he must not be sloppy.
"Stinky boy, what are you doing with the little old man", the old beggar looked back with a playful expression, as if he was not smiling.
"Can you take the kid into the city", Lin Ye asked uncertainly.
"Yes, but now the little old man I have changed my mind, I think I, Zhao Laokeng, can be regarded as a figure with a head and a face in this Luoyun City, you kid don't inquire, if it weren't for your pitiful kid, I was going to reward you with a mouthful of food, who knows that your kid is not interesting", the old beggar Zhao Laokeng said with a dissatisfied face.
In fact, Zhao Laokeng also has a hard time, the world is difficult, the beggars have been in a recession recently, and the helper ordered the team to be divided into zero, and the food and clothing are self-employed. Xiao Lao'er is old, weak, and only has a remote village outside the city, and he is really unable to make a living. So when he saw Lin Ye alone at the gate of the city for a long time, young and strong, he moved his mind and wanted to find a helper for himself to run away, but he met an uninteresting boy and was bored. Alas, the world has really changed, people's hearts are in turmoil, the team is not easy to lead, and the old man is bitter! Zhao Laokeng was also very emotional in his heart.
Who are fooling you, bullying the hairy boy is not sensible, right, there are people with heads and faces, just like you, are you worthy? Besides, no one has a head and a face these years, no one has a head and no face, that's a monster, and besides, is your mouthful of rice eaten by people, and you really don't like it, Lin Ye despised it very much in his heart.
Contempt is contempt, but Lin Ye's face is serious, and he is extremely sincere: "Don't mind, Zhao Ye, you dissipate your anger, the kid is new to the country, you don't understand the rules, you have a lot of adults, don't worry about the kid in general, if there is anything you can tell directly, the kid who can do it will do it immediately, and the conditions for creating things that can't be done will also be on, but I ask Zhao Ye to give him a place to live and enjoy food." ”
"Tsk, the little old man almost lost his eyes, you kid is a talent, the little old man loves to listen to this, you don't eat this line of food, let's go, let's go with the little old man", Zhao Laokeng looked at Lin Ye with appreciation, his facial expression gradually relaxed, and he looked kind. It seems that he is very satisfied with Lin Ye.
"Wait, Zhao Ye, just go in like this, there are guards to check, and you have caught a few", a small life is important, Lin Ye didn't dare to take it lightly, and asked cautiously.
"You kid is too timid, you can't believe it, you can't believe it, I said that you can enter if you can, the guards don't check us, at most we will scold a few words, follow the little old man, it's okay, let's go, there is something little old man covered, cowardly", Zhao Laokeng said disdainfully.
"Don't be surprised, Zhao Ye, isn't the kid bottomless, with your Zhao Ye's words, the kid's heart is much more steady", although he was very skeptical of this old fool's words, but now, Lin Ye had no better way, so he had to go forward, and he wanted to die in the sky, at least it was better than sitting and waiting for the electricity.
The two men, each with a ghost, walked towards the city gate, one after the other. The closer he got to the city, the more apprehensive Lin Ye felt in his heart, but after seeing Zhao Laokeng's calm pace, Lin Ye felt that he was probably thinking too much, and this old man was still a little reliable.
But the world is always so unpredictable, when I arrived at the gate of the city, I saw the guards, but I saw Zhao Laokeng taking a hurry, kneeling in front of the guards, and cried loudly: "Poor master, enjoy the food, pity the poor little old man, I haven't eaten for three days", that kneeling posture is really a standard, and the cry is sad and tear-jerking.
"Get out, get out, it's really bad for Lao Tzu's appetite, next time it's like this, just shut it down", the guard kicked twice, covered his nose and scolded with a disgusted face.
"Yes, master, let's go, let's go", Zhao Laokeng stood up, smiled carefully, bowed back, and secretly gave Lin Ye a look behind the guard.
Lin Ye was stunned, fixed there, completely dumbfounded,, can't learn. Zhao Laokeng, you are a pit goods, it's over, you have been taken into the ditch by this old thing, Lin Ye's heart is like 10,000 grass and mud horses trampled on, not a single inch of grass grows, desolate and boundless.
Seeing the guard's eyes cut like a blade, Lin Ye trembled, turned his head and ran, and the people did not fight with the officials. But as soon as he ran a few steps, he was pushed to the ground by several guards next to him, unable to move.
"Boy, what are you running away, look at your weak heart, say, what has happened, Lu Yin will bring it", one of the guards said jokingly.
"Poor master, pity the poor little one, the kid's life is miserable, the family has a disaster, and the kid is left alone on the streets, begging for a living, and he can't go on until he came to Luoyun City to seek refuge in my uncle, the kid really didn't do anything bad", Lin Ye lay on the ground, squeezed a few tears, and said with a little crying, while losing his eyes at Zhao Laokeng, hoping that this old pit could come to the rescue.
"Stop, you're his uncle," the guard asked, turning his head to catch Zhao Laokeng, who was about to slip away quietly.
"Bad master, it's not about the villain, this villain doesn't know it, poor master, you judge slowly, the villain retires", Zhao Laokeng saw that the momentum was not right, turned his face and didn't recognize the person, immediately denied it, turned around and ran, clean and neat, not like an old man.
My day, Zhao Laokeng, you are a pit bitch, aren't you a mixed head and face, didn't you say that something happened to you covered it, can you not talk about people and don't do anything. If something happens, don't run, wait for your festival, Lin Ye is a regret in his heart, he became a devil, Zhao Laokeng, he really found a pit and buried himself.
"Ouch", Lin Ye was kicked on the buttocks, and couldn't help but exhale.
"I said you kid, this lie will come as soon as you open your mouth, we are all stupid when you are really an errand master, look at your skin, fine skin and tender flesh, like a beggar. Look at your hair again, it's as short as an inch, it's just vulgar. You said that you don't want to be a good monk, you have to pretend to be a beggar and want to get in, and you also said that you don't have any intentions, so you can recruit quickly, otherwise be careful and I will be punished", the Tsing Yi guard led by him kicked Lin Ye and said slowly.
, the analysis is so organized, a detective, the only one who can see through the truth, the wisdom is different from ordinary people, and the dual attributes are complete. This poor master, let you come to guard the city gate, a talent like you has been buried, and it is a loss for the whole country. The more critical the moment, the more active Lin Ye's thinking became, and he ran away again in an instant.
Several guards waited for a long time to answer, and in an instant, there was another burst of punches and kicks, and in the chaos, Lin Ye received a few punches in his face, his cheeks hurt, and Lin Ye felt distressed, this is a face that eats soft rice, it can't be wasted like this.
"Ouch, the poor master spares his life, don't hit people in the face", Lin Ye said with his arms covering his head.
"Say, make you dishonest," one of the guards scolded.
"Bad master, the kid really didn't commit any crimes, the poor master is clearly checking", Lin Ye called Qu Dao.
"Don't recruit it, it's okay, the masters are all good-tempered, it's not difficult for you, come, take this kid away, and lock him up for a few days", the guard at the head ordered down.
"Yes", the two guards came out in response, picked up Lin Ye and left, completely ignoring Lin Ye's dying struggle, the sound of begging for mercy was sprinkled all the way, causing passers-by to turn around and laugh non-stop.