I sprayed away the sweet potato brothers, and I didn't feel good. Sitting still, I thought about them, and recalled what they said, and there was some truth in each. Thinking of himself, isn't he also a lame genius?

said that following Fengchang Hu Guochen to learn from the hundred schools of thought, he may be lazy, he has too many tasks, and he cries his father and scolds his mother in private, Hu Guochen said that the talent and diligence of the Son of Heaven are indispensable. I'm stupid and stubborn, and if I don't work hard, I'll be a half-baked person in my studies.

He also said that he should care more about political affairs and care about the livelihood of the people. But this is the same as scolding the mother, saying more and doing less. Although I can't say anything about the government, if I get an opinion, the ministers also have to give face. As for me, I have never cared about the amount of taxes, the leniency of the law, and the size of the population, but I only care about whether my ass clicks on this dragon chair, and I only care about whether my life can last long.

I sprayed others, and I also complained to myself, today's things are still nondescript, how should the years of the Ming Dynasty be arranged. Dou Xuebing, Wu Zhiping, Dang Hui, do you want to deal with these few? Who will take over? Prime Minister Lu Yan, Tingwei Mengluo, and Dasi Nong Qi Shuzhi, what should we do with these few? I'd love to find someone to wipe my butt with, without paper, even with leaves. Taifu Liu Yilun must be willing to wipe this ass, but I don't dare, he abolished the three people who led the troops to force the palace, and he was determined to make a fool, and the pine leaves he took were wiped off, and my ass was terrible.

Later, I don't know how long it took, and I didn't know if it was day or night, but I felt that my body was my own, and this brain had rebelled, and it didn't listen to me. I was spinning, and there were scenes in my mind, and the palace maid who was killed by Liu Huizhen appeared, she stared at me with bloodshot eyes, and asked me, "Your Majesty, are you okay?" ”

Peng Chi, who was cut off by Sun Long, appeared, and he also carried his head and asked me: "Your Majesty, there is nowhere to store this head for the time being, is there a place in Your Majesty's bedroom?" There was the great general Chongsui, there was the great Sikong Liuyu, and the sweet potato brothers appeared, they were lying in all directions, and their faces were covered with blood.

After that, I was slapped back to my soul by Liu Huizhen, and I wanted to be grateful to her, and my head was my own again.

I heard Dahonglu Zhao Chunyang say a word before, called "mercy cannon", I didn't think so at first, I thought Zhao Chunyang must be crazy for women. He is a person who has a cold for women, and unlike Guangluxun Sun Long, Sun Long is a practical and carnal school. He is theoretical, spiritual. On the way to study women, he suffered losses and made jokes.

Dang Hui said of him: "On the way to play with women, I have endured all the hardships and worn out my shoes."

I asked, "How to say it?"

Dang Hui told me a couplet, saying that it was Zhao Chunyang's history of blood and tears, called:

"There is a fox smell under the armpits, and Liujiu squirts enoki mushrooms"

If you think about it for a long time, there will be a bit of a doorway after all, such as this "mercy cannon", I am convinced of it now. Because I practiced, I may have poked Liu Huizhen's sore spot as if I was mourning, and I used to waste the strength of breastfeeding to sarcastically ridicule her, implying that it was useless to seduce her. But now, I didn't inadvertently insert the willow back, I crossed over without a camera, otherwise how I wanted to record my expression at that time. In the future, whenever the baby has a movement, he will go to the queen's bedroom with this expression.

At this moment, I really want to thank the queen's flame horse, this is a fierce horse, which Liu Yilun spent a lot of money to buy from Xiliang. Liu Huizhen is arrogant by nature, often wearing battle armor, and the general controls this flame horse galloping in Shanglin Yuan. I want to thank this flame pony, thanks to its smooth back, which left me with the virgin body of Liu Huizhen.

I don't know which tongue-in-cheek eunuch privately passed me on the bed, showing the true colors of the Son of Heaven. So much so that when the in the harem saw me, they often looked down. There is not much foundation in this statement, and it has been passed on the board. Others may be able to say that they are satisfied, but I am the Son of Heaven, although I am not motivated in serious matters, but I am indomitable in this kind of thing, unwilling to be left behind, frankly speaking, that night, although I showed eighteen weapons, but the effect was not satisfactory.

That night in politics, I did have some gains, I cried to Liu Huizhen to grab the ground, and she was finally willing to show her hole cards. Once upon a time, she was her father's pawn, and holding me in was the goal. The rabbit died and the dog cooked, and I was held in order to control the government, and now I have basically achieved my goal. And the meaning of her chess piece is also empty, I, the son of the lottery lot, is destined to be impossible to be ordinary, she is right, who would tolerate a person who was an emperor in the past to herd cattle on his own territory?

But she is an unwilling ordinary woman, I know, from the first time I see her. I told her that when I became the real Son of Heaven, she was the real queen. She said that when she chose between the daughter of the Great Sikong and the wife of the Son of Heaven, she chose the latter. I made a shameless request, and I said:

"You used to be your father's lobbyist and persuaded me to form an alliance with the Liu family, so can you also be your husband's lobbyist?"

"You mean, you want to keep Shaofu Dou Xuebing and Zongzheng Wu Zhiping? My brother shouldn't be able to compare the two of them."

"It's not them, it's Meng Luo, I want him to be the county guard"

Liu Huizhen is silent in the end, the county guard means the city defense, I know that this thing is difficult to do, persuade her Liu Yilun will definitely take the position of prime minister this time, if the position of the county guard is also arranged by him as his own person, then I, the emperor, will be the same as Wang Ba in shallow water, getting smaller and smaller.

Unexpectedly, she finally nodded and just said:

"I'll do my best, Your Majesty must fight for it a lot, and I can't put the treasure on the concubines"

At this point, I expanded my vocabulary and believed in the word "pajama".

After Liu Yilun rushed back from Peijun, he held a court meeting non-stop, just anxious to deal with his former political enemies, as for Dou Xuebing and Wu Zhiping, he didn't care at all. Meng Luo, I was to protect me, not only me, but other courtiers also stood up to speak for him. At this time, the former clean body, the name of the former Yaxian played a role, coupled with his own sister Li Bao, Liu Yilun could not go against the crowd in the end, Meng Luo not only retained the position of Tingwei, but also part-time Chu County Taishou.

followed Lu Yan to lead the troops to the palace, and the official position was promoted instead of being lowered, which was not much discussed among the ministers. As for the transfer of Meng Luo's old department to Wei Dacheng, the general of Zhenbei, Liu Yilun was obviously dissatisfied, but I had already issued a clear edict on this matter, and he had to give up. Lu Yan was removed from the post of Great Situ, and the position of prime minister was temporarily assumed by Liu Yilun. Lu Yan was retained as the Duke of Zhenguo because of his deep seniority in the court and his military exploits, and he himself said:

"No matter what, no matter what, the old man doesn't care about political affairs anymore, and he can be a rich man with peace of mind."

This Qing Jun side, Qing came and went, cleared Lu Yan's position as prime minister, and cleared the head of Dasi Nong Qi Shuzhi. I didn't speak for him, and I always remember the day he viciously snatched the decree from my hand. He also realized that he took the initiative to take the mastermind of the disaster of forcing the palace on himself, and the moment he was taken away from the court, he looked at Lu Yan for a long time, and I knew that he was entrusting his family.