The verdant restaurant is even more deserted and dilapidated than before, and there are still only two people busy in the restaurant, the proprietress and the proprietor's wife. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Tie Dan invited Dalin's family to eat in a verdant restaurant, with eight cold dishes and twelve hot dishes on a table plus a pork rib soup, all of which were the contents of a pig, known as "one pig and one hundred dishes".

The cold dishes are ready, and a few flies hover over the table, ready to swoop down on the right target.

The figure of the iron egg does not grow to a high place, but only to the horizontal, and the short dundun is like a ball rolling around in the small space in the small restaurant, one will greet this, one will greet that. He didn't look like a guest coming to eat, but like the owner of a restaurant.

According to Dalin's proposal, Tie Dan invited the grandmother of the pillar to come over to eat together, and everyone let the old lady to the right seat of the table like the stars holding the moon, and the old man was so happy that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet. She pointed to the table full of meat dishes and said to everyone: "I heard that many people in the city have only eaten pork, and have never seen pigs go, we used to only see pigs go, but we can't eat pork, sometimes the harvest is good, and we are willing to go to the market to cut a small piece of fat pork and chop up dumplings during the New Year." Well, now pork is not a rare thing, you can buy it if you want to eat it, thanks to the blessing of the Communist Party and Chairman Mao! ”

Zhu Zi said to his grandmother: "You always say that you are blessed by the Communist Party and Chairman Mao, and you are very right, and you have to say that it is thanks to the reform and opening up policy." ”

Tie Dan also smiled and said to the old man: "When does grandma want to eat pork, you don't have to buy it elsewhere in the future, let Brother Zhuzi call, and I will send it to you." ”

The old grandmother stretched out her face full of wrinkles, her face became a chrysanthemum after frost, and she happily said to Tie Dan: "Just have this filial piety, you don't need to send it, if you want to eat meat, I will go to you to buy it, we are not short of money now." Besides, often go out and walk can grow knowledge, this year's Spring Festival, the pillar took me to take someone else's car to the field to see a disease, I saw the train for the first time, my mother, so long, long, like a long worm, I asked the pillar, how many claws are under the train, running so fast? The pillar told me that there were not claws under the train, but wheels, and that the wheels of the train were made of iron. I said that it is better to have iron wheels, the train is so long, there must be a lot of wheels, if they are all made of rubber like the wheels of a tractor, it will be too hard to pump up with a pump one by one! ”

The people at the table laughed when they heard the words of Grandma Zhu.

Fang Yuan always liked to make fun of Tie Dan, and after seeing him running forward and running, he smiled and said to him: "I feel that Verdant is the boss lady here, and you are the boss." ”

Tie Dan said to Fang Yuan seriously: "Huang Qian is not at home, Brother Fang can't talk too casually, the verdant restaurant needs pork to buy from me, I have a guest who came to the pig farm to contact the business to introduce her to eat here, and the two of us only have such a relationship." ”

"I'm right, one of you two is a fish and the other is water, and neither of you can do without the other." Fang Yuan said.

Tie Dan said: "According to what you said, I am a live fish, she is boiling water, she wants to kill me and cook me to eat, when buying pork, she always thinks about giving as little money as possible, and when she collects food money, she always thinks that she will charge as much as possible." ”

Qingcui, who was preparing the wine on the side, listened to Tie Dan's words, and said with a red face: "Brother Tie Dan can't say this, when the guests you introduced came to eat and charged, I paid eighty-five percent off." ”

Tie Dan said: "Qingcui sister-in-law, don't take it seriously, I mean a joke, knowing that it is not easy for a woman to open a restaurant on the street with her mother-in-law." When I have more money in the future, let's buy a multi-functional money printing machine, you don't have to work in the restaurant every day in the future, and I don't have to work hard in the pig farm every year, we have too much money to spend, and when the time comes, you will wipe your ass after shitting, and you want to use dollars for dollars, and you want to use pounds for pounds. ”

Erlin poked the iron egg with his finger and pointed to the dining table, meaning that when eating, don't say those disgusting words.

Because Tie Dan often went to Da Lin's house in the river village, Zhu Zi kept meeting him and was very familiar with him, so he smiled and said to Tie Dan: "Everyone wants to live a good life, the son is good, the wife is pretty, lives in a high-rise building, eats a small stove, knots gold on the tree, and grows money in the ground." But a good life can only be obtained by people's hard work, and the road to prosperity must be walked out step by step, and there are many roads in front of everyone, some take the big road, some take the small road, some take the right road, some take the crooked road, and some go to the dead end. ”

Tie Dan looked at Qingcui and said: "Brother Zhuzi is right, people have the ability to take the big road, we don't have the ability to take the small road, but Huang Qian is definitely going to a dead end." ”

Fang Yuan said: "Tie Dan is very right, some people dream that they can't marry such a good woman as Qingcui, Huang Qian, this kid is fascinated by the fox spirit, so he can do things that lack morality." Someone said well that in married life, there are two kinds of people who are most worthy of admiration, one is a woman who accompanies a man to live a hard life, and the other is a man who accompanies a woman to live a sweet life. Qingcui married Huang Qian in a difficult period not long after Huang Gan's father died, but Huang Qian wanted to get rid of Qingcui when he had money in his hands. Don't be sad girl, if Huang Qian leaves you, I will also leave my wife, let's live together. ”

Tie Dan smiled and said, "Brother Fang, you are eating from the bowl and looking at the pot." ”

"You're still young, and you don't understand something." Fang Yuan said, "A woman's biggest dream is to find a good man, and a man's biggest dream is to find countless good women." ”

Qingcui's face was full of bitterness, and she said with a complicated expression: "Brother Fang and Brother Tie Dan don't make fun of me anymore, and don't mention Huang Qian's name in front of me in the future, I have forgotten him now, do you know what 'forget' means?" 'Forgetting' is 'dying' ten 'hearts', and I have already died to him. A person who doesn't even care about his wife and wife will one day be punished by God. ”

Tie Dan glanced at Qingcui sympathetically, changed the topic and said to Zhuzi: "Let's stop talking about Huang Qian, so as not to make Qingcui's sister-in-law sad again." What Brother Zhu said just now is very right, don't look at me now that I have made some money raising pigs, and I have also suffered great hardships and sins before. When I first arrived in Beijing, I didn't find a job, I was lying in a shed next to a vegetable market, I didn't eat for two whole days, my face was green with hunger, and my aunt who picked up garbage asked me if I was bitter and bold, why didn't I go to a small clinic to have a look. One day, I saw an old lady lying on the overpass kowtowing to pedestrians and begging for money, and in the broken porcelain jar in front of her was a large handful of coins and several pieces of five cents of renminbi. I thought she was a 'rich woman' in front of me, and I really wanted to borrow a dollar from her to buy a bun to eat. If I hadn't found Brother Da Lin later, I'm afraid I would have been able to be called Huazi like that old lady on the road in Beijing. ”

Tie Dan wiped his eyes sadly, and then said: "When I first opened a pig farm, it was not all smooth sailing, at that time, I had little money, and I was reluctant to buy simple supplies in life, sometimes I borrowed food, sometimes I borrowed drink, and sometimes I borrowed clothes. ”

Fang Yuan wanted to adjust the atmosphere, and said to Tie Dan with a smile on the side: "I know these things you just said, you were so poor that you dared to borrow anything at that time, but you didn't dare to sit on Zhuge Liang's boat to borrow arrows. When I started raising pigs, I couldn't borrow money to buy feed, so I stood on the wall of the pigsty and gave the pigs a 'lecture': You beasts, listen, now Lao Tzu has difficulties in feeding you, you must learn to endure hunger, know how to be diligent and thrifty, you can have no food in your stomach, you can't lose fat on your body, you must persist until the Spring Festival, and if you can't do it, you can learn to hibernate dogs and bears. ”

Fang Yuan's words made everyone at the dinner table laugh, and Tie Dan blushed and said: "What Brother Fang said about this matter is a bit exaggerated, my life was really bad at that time, people often say that when you have money, your brother is long and your brother is short, and when you don't have money, your brother hides away, and few people are willing to help me at that time." But later, I finally persuaded the leaders of the township credit cooperatives to win a loan with this three-inch tongue in my mouth, and only then did I solve the urgent need of burning my eyebrows. ”

Fang Yuan continued to joke with Tie Dan and said, "That is not a three-inch incorruptible tongue in your mouth, it is a mouth strip that has not yet been cooked. (To be continued.) )