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The Chinese New Year is about to begin, Liu Yuze ran to the Tang Theater, and then discussed the issue of the New Year's party with Duan Zhan, and then ran to the Lizheng Hall to find Li Shimin to ask for a notice that the curfew will not be implemented on the day of the New Year, and then posted a notice on the mobile phone news. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"The New Year never sleeps!! Chang'an City will stay all night!! This year has been extraordinary! The people of Datang have enough food and clothing, and live and work happily! The Tang army is invincible and has expanded countless territories! The Tang Emperor has a good leadership, and he has made a country have the bearing to stand out from the crowd! In order to celebrate the New Year, Chang'an City will no longer implement a curfew on the New Year's Day, and all the people can sing and dance all night long! The Datang Theater will all go out to prepare a feast for the people!! On the day of the Chinese New Year, the Datang Theater will sleep all night and perform "New Year's Party"! The performance was held on a high platform outside the Datang Theater, and everyone could come to watch!! In addition, people outside Chang'an should not worry, on the second day, the grand occasion of the performance will be uploaded to the client of Datang Video, and all the videos in this show are free!! Happy Chinese New Year to everyone!! ”

As soon as this news came out, the entire Chang'an was completely sensational!

"Old woman, hurry up and take the bench to occupy a seat!"

"Isn't it just tomorrow that you are in charge?"

"It's good to have a seat today!" Liu Laoer, a farmer in Chang'an City, threw down a sentence and went out with a bench......

Tomorrow is the New Year, and the envoys of various countries have also come to Chang'an to congratulate Li Shimin and send tribute, Li Shimin is also a generous reward to these countries, on the whole, the value of Li Shimin's reward to them has exceeded the value of their tribute. Li Shimin also invited them to watch tomorrow's New Year's party, and the envoys also expressed strong interest and readily agreed.

"Brother Yuze, this is a big thing to show your face, and I must be the first to appear!" Duan Zan said.

"Brother Yuze, I have already told my Lao Tzu that I will be the first to appear, if I am not the first to appear, my father will be mad and beat me to death......" Yu Chi Baolin also said.

"Hmph, why were you the first to appear? I'm nicknamed 'Jade-faced Little Scholar', and the number of fans of Tieba has swept you a few streets, do you still have the face to compete with me for the first place? Not to mention that I am the protagonist in every play, I will throw you a few streets away from the single-wheel shape...... My Xuanzang played ...... Any idea how many leprechauns are smitten over me? ”

Liu Yuze couldn't listen anymore: "Hey, Dali Temple?" I'm going to call the police, someone here is pretending to be forced, the scene is out of control! ”

"Don't fight, the first one to appear is the Tang Emperor, do you want to fight with him?"

"Uh......" Duan Zan wilted instantly, "Then I'll be the second to appear......"

"Just obey the arrangement, the second one to appear is Yu Shinan, do you want to compete with him in popularity? Or is it more than connotation?? ”

"Brother Yuze, if you don't bring such a shock, people are finally a celebrity......"

"Alright, rehearse your show......"

After a restless night, the next day's New Year's party finally began!

The entire Datang Theater was surrounded by a sea of people, shoulder to shoulder, and the scene was not too chaotic under the strong control of a large number of officials. Everyone is also looking forward to the opening of the New Year's party.

"Wow! For! A melodious bell rang in the distance, and after the bell, Liu Yuze appeared in the center of the stage and presided: "This year is another year of harvest, and our Datang Dynasty has made a series of achievements that will go down in history under the wise leadership of His Majesty!" Next, please invite the Tang Emperor to make a speech! ”

"Wow! The Emperor is coming!! Everyone was shocked and wanted to salute, and the scene instantly became a little chaotic...... Li Shimin's series of actions are seen by the people, and now Li Shimin's popular opinion index has reached 60......

Li Shimin was trying to enjoy the moment of pretending to be worshiped by thousands of people, but when he saw the chaotic scene, he couldn't care much more: "Everyone is exempt!" The widow is very happy to see you happy and peaceful! The ancients often said, 'The people are precious, the community is secondary, and the monarch is light...... in my opinion, the people of my Tang Dynasty are like water, I am a boat on the water, the water can hold me high, and it can also let me sink to the bottom...... Today is a day of carnival, don't care about these etiquette, today everyone has no status, no difference between poor and low, everyone is a member of the carnival! Next, I announce: The New Year's party begins! ”

"Long live the Emperor!! Hooray, hooray, hooray!! Li Shimin was greeted by the shouts of the mountains and the tsunami......

Li Shimin waved his hand in satisfaction, turned around and whispered to Zhou Peide: "Have you recorded it?" ”

"Your Majesty, it's all recorded, especially when the people shout long live, it's taken clearly......"

"Well, very good, this paragraph must be preserved forever and passed on, so that future generations of people will know how great the widow is......" Li Shimin was narcissistic again......

"Please enjoy the first show, from the famous calligrapher Yu Shinan, who will perform a live performance of splashing ink, writing with one hand and painting with the other! Everyone is welcome!! ”

"What? Idols are here to perform?! "The scholars of Chang'an are crazy, and Yu Shinan's fans are even more crazy, fans have turned on their mobile phones, entered Yu Shinan's bar to tell everyone the news, and then raised their mobile phones, turned on the video mode, and planned to keep Yu Shinan in their mobile phones forever, and Yu Shinan's little bar owner was also blown up by everyone!

"! Scared Lao Tzu, I thought I was blown up by someone else!! Ahem, everyone, calm down, don't post anymore, I'm in front of the party, when Yu Shinan appears, I will give you a live broadcast of text + pictures, and I will also send the video to Datang Video in time, don't be impatient! ”

"Wow!! Yu Shinan has appeared!! Live begins!! The owner of the small bar also wrote in the pinned post, "Our Yu Da is dressed in white, and the white clothes are fluttering, just like the master who has attained the Tao...... Yu Da picked up the wolf ......"

Yu Shinan performed a two-purpose trick on the spot, and it only took a quarter of an hour to complete a pair of "Mountains and Rivers of the Tang Dynasty"!

"Shengri is looking for Fangsi waterfront, and the boundless scenery is new. Waiting for leisure to know the east wind side, thousands of purples and thousands of reds are always spring! This is a poem made by Yu Dada on the spot!! Wow!! Idols are always so amazing!! ”

When everyone's enthusiasm subsided slightly, Liu Yuze once again stood up to announce the curtain: "Next, please invite the famous writer Kong Yingda to bring a recitation of "Selected Works of Confucius"! ”

"Wow! Mr. Kong!! Mr. Kong also appeared!! Listening to Mr. Kong's words is better than reading a book for ten years!! ”

"Shhhh Why are you screaming so loudly? I can't even hear it, can I be quieter? ”

"Zi said: Threesome, there must be my teacher......" Kong Yingda was dressed in purple, holding a Confucian book in his hand, shaking his head and reading aloud. Behind Kong Yingda is a group of enlightened students from Chang'an Chengli County School, and they were all pulled by Liu Yuze to be extras...... Originally, when I heard that Liu Yuze wanted his students to be extras, Chang'an's student assistant disagreed, but after Liu Yuze said that he was an assistant for Kong Yingda, the attitude of the student assistant took a 180-degree turn......

"Zi said: Threesome, there must be my teacher......" Kong Yingda read a sentence, and the students behind followed along, and for a while the whole stage was surrounded by this atmosphere, Kong Yingda's voice was deep and vicissitudes, and the students' voices were vibrant, and the two sides formed a harmonious picture......

"Click!" Li Shimin couldn't hold back, and secretly took out his mobile phone to take a photo......

After a long time, the curtain slowly closed, and Liu Yuze appeared in front of the curtain. Everyone can't see the situation behind the curtain, because everyone has seen the performance of the Datang Theater, and knows that the appearance of this curtain is about to change the curtain to perform, and they are also quietly waiting for the next show to appear.

"Well, thanks to the friendship performance of calligrapher Yu Shinan and writer Kong Yingda, let's enter the real New Year's carnival! In the first program, the actors of the Datang Theater were invited to bring the latest episode of "Journey to the West": Daughter Country!! ”

Wow! The crowd was a sensation!! What is the show that everyone is most looking forward to? If Journey to the West admits to be the second place, no show dares to admit the first place! I didn't expect the first show to be so shocking!!

"Journey to the West!! Journey!! ”

"Daughter Country!! Daughter Country!! ”

The people also shouted with a loud voice.

The curtain slowly opened, the crowd instantly quieted down, and everyone put their eyes on the stage with a focused expression.

The story learns from Master Xuanzang's master and apprentice in the west, passing by the Xiliang Women's Country, several people mistakenly drank river water in the Zimu River, and they became pregnant......

The king of the Xiliang women's country fell in love with Tang Seng and wanted to marry him...... followed by a description of the relationship between Master Xuanzang and the king of his daughter country......

"Mandarin ducks and amphibious butterflies fly together, and the spring color in the garden is intoxicating...... Quietly asked the holy monk, is the daughter beautiful, is the daughter beautiful......

What do you say about the king's power and wealth, what are you afraid of the precepts and rules, I just want the world to last forever and follow the person I like......

Love love love love love

May this life always be with us

............ "Master Xuanzang resolutely strengthened his heart for the important task of learning scriptures from the West Heaven and for the goal of purifying all sentient beings......

With the king of the daughter country looking at Xuanzang on a white horse with infatuation, Liu Yuze sang this song "Daughter's Love" slowly and affectionately beside him......

The curtain is closed......

After a long time, the silent crowd suddenly let out a sob......

"Mother, why can't Xuanzang be with the king?" A child's voice rang out suddenly.

Mother felt a little embarrassed, but still explained: "Master Xuanzang is a high-ranking monk, and he can't marry a wife, Master Xuanzang is to get the true scriptures for us, so he can't bear to break up......"

"Mother, we don't want the scriptures, can't we let Master Xuanzang marry the king?"

"Bear child, ...... you say stupid things"

The surrounding crowd didn't refute, but several eminent monks next to them saw that their respected Master Xuanzang moved their hearts and didn't trouble Liu Yuze, accusing him of slandering Master Xuanzang, but silently recited "Amitabha" a few times, sighed in vain, and quietly went back to the temple to chant......

Liu Yuze saw the figures of these monks who often troubled him leaving, and also sighed: "These people are also people with stories...... "At that moment, he also cleaned up his mood and walked to the stage.

With Liu Yuze's appearance, the people also came back to their senses.

"Do it again! Do it again! The people also pleaded.

"Hehe, what about this episode of "Daughter Country", we will perform it again in the Datang Theater after the year, and this episode will also be sent to Datang Video as soon as possible, don't worry, there will be more exciting programs next......"

"Brother Liu, what you sang just now is really touching! One more song! ”

"Yes!! Let's do it again! ”

Looking at the Tibetan envoy next to Li Shimin, Liu Yuze smiled, "Okay, let's bring you a different song again!" ”

"Who brings the call of the ancients, who leaves ......"

Listening to Liu Yuze's singing, the envoy of Tubo was shocked, and hurriedly secretly called Songtsen Gampo......

Songtsen Gampo, who was far away in Tibet, was also shocked when he heard Liu Yuze's singing, and then said, "Give up the plan we planned before!" There are already people in Datang who know us very well! I'm sure I wouldn't have sung such a song if I hadn't been to Tibet in person! It seems that Datang already knows us well! ”

"Zampu, let's do as I say, now that our country is full of contradictions, we are not suitable to set ourselves on fire again! Although harassing Datang to make Datang even if our battle situation will make the situation more chaotic, and it is more suitable for us to fish in troubled waters, but now it seems that Datang already knows us very well, and in the end, I am afraid that we are the fish......"

"Uncle, you're right, I'll arrange a messenger to propose to Datang!" Songtsen Gampo decided to implement the second option.

"Next, please enjoy the thrilling performance "Chest Broken Stone" brought by General Wei Chi Baolin, the son of General Wei Chi, ......"

The New Year's party is still going on enthusiastically, and everyone is also watching the performance with great interest, and they have forgotten the time......