"Master Hou! Look, there's a rabbit! Zhou Miao suddenly shouted. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Isn't this guy looking down in shame? How can you still have the leisure to find rabbits?

The land that Zhou Miao bought was originally a suburb outside the city, with dense woods and meadows, and there were often some pheasants and hares running out to eat......

This hare's virtue is the same as that willow maple, and it is annoying to look at!

Liu Fan was angry, rolled up his sleeves, and quietly approached it with his waist bent. - Master Hou will roast you and eat it today, just to make yourself feel refreshed.

Zhou Miao on the side hurriedly grabbed him, then handed over a pair of bows and arrows, and whispered excitedly: "Master Hou, shoot it!" Shoot it! ”

Why does that sound so awkward?

glanced at the other subordinates, and saw that they were all staring at him, and his eyes were full of eagerness. Seeing that Liu Fan's scalp was numb, he secretly thought to himself: This matter will not end well today.

After traveling for so long, Liu Fan also knows that the requirements for scholars in ancient times were not only as simple as reading, but also to be proficient in the six arts, namely "etiquette, music, archery, royalty, calligraphy, and mathematics". That is to say, in addition to reading, you must also understand etiquette, be able to dance, be able to shoot, be able to drive a big car, write beautifully, and open a grocery store without finding the wrong money for customers, etc., which are the most basic skills that ancient scholars should have - in fact, it was not easy for men in ancient times.

Liu Fan became the official at least the secretary of state at a young age, and became the top boss of the shadow guards, in the minds of his subordinates, this young marquis must be a capable person, how can a capable person not shoot arrows? So Zhou Miao handed Liu Fan a bow and arrow, and his purpose was not to make Liu Fan look ugly, Zhou Miao thought that archery was such a thing, and the capable Marquis Liu would definitely be sure, so he waited to applaud and pat later.

Under the expectant and adoring gaze of his subordinates, Liu Fan stubbornly took the bow and quiver and looked at it carefully.

This thing shouldn't be difficult, right? I often see ancient people shooting out without aiming at arrows in costume TV series, one shot is accurate, the Guo Daxia who shoots the eagle is even more exaggerated, and he actually jumps up and turns in the air to shoot the eagle with a 180-degree backhand, such a nonsense and difficult posture actually made him blind, which shows that archery is actually like a child playing at home, and it is extremely simple.

Although Ben Hou Ye can't pose like a monkey like Guo Daxia, there is a stupid rabbit probing his brain only a few feet away in front of him, and it shouldn't be difficult to shoot it......

After encouraging himself for a long time, Marquis Liu stared intently, sank into the dantian, and after taking a deep breath, he took out a carved arrow from the quiver, slowly put it on the bow, and then aimed at it......

Zhou Miao and his subordinates were shocked and hurriedly stepped forward to stop them.

"Master Hou, I can't help it!"

"Master Hou, the tip of the arrow should be aimed at the outside, not at yourself......"

"What a noise!" Liu Fan glared at them with an embarrassed expression, "...... Ben Hou just checked whether the tip of the arrow was sharpened......"

The subordinates retreated and continued to wait with anticipation for Lord Liu to shoot arrows.

Arrows, aiming, drawing bows...... "Whoosh!" ”

This time, Marquis Liu lived up to expectations and finally shot the arrow.

Everyone looked in the direction where the arrow was shot, and suddenly they were "surprised" to find that the stupid rabbit was still eating grass peacefully. ——The arrow shot by Marquis Liu was about a dozen zhang away from it, and he didn't even touch a rabbit hair.

"Accident, accident......" The subordinates laughed dryly.

Liu Fan's face was pale, and Rao was as thick-skinned as the bend of the city wall, and he turned red for the first time.

After coughing dryly twice, Liu Fan said with a straight face: "Ben Hou just tried to pull this bow and couldn't pull it away......

"Yes, yes...... Hou Ye's divine power, he can actually shoot a bow and arrows, it is really rare in the past and present......" Zhou Miao slapped his ass indiscriminately. He can see that this Shouting Marquis can't shoot arrows at all, but he sent a bow and arrows to make him ugly, I wonder if the Hou Ye will have an opinion on himself? What's more serious is that it will affect your future......

Zhou Miao was anxiously worried about the future, but Liu Fan unrelentingly began to compete with this stupid rabbit.

"Whoosh", an arrow is shot, far from the target.

Gritting his teeth, Liu Fan no longer dared to look at the eyes of his subordinates, and stared at the rabbit angrily, "Whoosh", another arrow......

"Mistakes, mistakes, just ......"

"Whoosh!"

"Victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers, and it is normal ......"

"Whoosh!"

"It must be that the bow and arrow are not calibrated......"

"Whoosh!"

“……”

The words of the round have basically made the subordinates speak cleanly, and the face of the Marquis Liu is getting darker and darker, and the frowning brows seem to be brewing a kind of mountain rain that is about to come and the wind is full of buildings, and the subordinates have been so frightened that they dare not come out, and their eyes are dull as they watch the Marquis Liu shoot out one arrow at a time.

And that silly rabbit that's grazing - it's still grazing.

The amazing thing is that it hasn't run yet, and the surrounding area is already densely packed with arrows, like a small forest. But it was bouncing like a leisurely stroll, comfortable and leisurely, just like Liu Feng's kid - under-flat.

A subordinate who was a little far away from Liu Fan couldn't help it, pulled the sleeve of the brother next to him, and whispered: "Hey, is Master Hou shooting arrows or planting trees?" ”

"Shhhh Be quiet! You know what! Master Hou is reluctant to kill, show his benevolence and ...... in front of us."

"What's going on!"

"Cut! Do you know what it means to be 'invincible'? Hou Ye, this is it! ”

“……”

Liu Fan gritted his teeth and blackened his face to reach for the arrow bag with his backhand again, and when he touched it, the arrow bag was already empty.

"Damn! Fuck it! Liu Fan cursed a rare foul word, then slammed the bow in his hand to the ground, glanced at his subordinates viciously, and saw that his subordinates were forced to take a few steps back uneasily by his sharp eyes, Liu Fan finally nodded with satisfaction. Suddenly, Liu Fan looked up to the sky and laughed three times, stretched out his hand and pointed at the stupid rabbit, looking like he had a hill in his chest, and said loudly: "Wait and watch from the wall, Benhou can capture it!" ”

"Plop!" The subordinates seemed to be prostrate on the ground very appropriately.

Capturing a rabbit alive is of course not very technical, it's basically a purely manual job, and of course, if your reflexes are not as good as a rabbit, it's not easy to do.

Fortunately, Liu Fan held his breath and had nowhere to go, and after a period of wild running, he finally caught the stupid rabbit.

After looking up to the sky and laughing proudly a few times, Marquis Liu pondered while carrying the rabbit.

Zhou Miao leaned up and said with a sneer: "Master Hou, you are ......?"

Ben Hou is thinking about how to give it a ...... death" This rabbit has caused Lord Liu to lose face, and he must not let it die too easily......

Hesitant for a long time.

"Uh...... Master Hou, in fact, you don't have to think about it......"

"What's wrong?"

"It's been strangled by you......"

“……”