Chapter 1 The Unlucky Cook's Makeover
"Boom!" A loud thunder sounded, and bean-sized raindrops continued to crash on the ground. Somewhere in the mountains, beside a pigsty, there was a man in military uniform, with the title of senior soldier on his shoulder, and an iron spoon in his hand, who was about to feed the pigs when he was struck by lightning and stopped breathing.
"Ahem!" Sima Yun coughed vigorously and woke up, opened his eyes and looked at the unfamiliar environment around him. With the title of "the world's No. 1 sniper", he is the gold medal killer in the killer group, but he did not expect to be betrayed by the organization and was killed by multiple missiles while on a mission. What he didn't expect was that his soul traveled thousands of kilometers and was attached to the unlucky soldier who was killed by lightning at the same time, and he had the memories of this guy.
Wang Hai, nineteen years old, is 1.8 meters tall, and his IQ is slightly lower than that of ordinary people. Perhaps because of his lack of IQ, Wang Hai has been bullied since he was a child, even in the army, otherwise he would not have fed the pigs alone when it rained heavily.
"Wang Hai, Wang Hai!" There was a shout in the distance.
Sima Yun stood up, since God had given him a chance again, then he had to take advantage of this opportunity to live again.
"So you're here!" A guy in a raincoat appeared, he looked resentful, glared at Wang Hai and shouted, "You are really a useless thing, you can't feed the pigs well." If you don't go back for such a long time, the squad leader thought that you were killed by thunder, so Lao Tzu braved such a heavy rain to come out to find you. ”
Sima Yun looked at the slightly immature face in front of him, and learned from Wang Hai's memory that his name was Zhou Bin, and he was an inferior soldier. A little inferior soldier dared to speak to the veteran in such a tone, Sima Yun stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhou Bin's neck, wanting to kill the other party.
"Wang Hai, what are you doing, hurry up and let go of me!" Zhou Bin shouted in horror.
Sima Yun was a little surprised, the other party was attacked by himself and was still alive? It soon dawned on him that although he had regained his life, his body was not the same as before. This cook named Wang Hai has really lived for nineteen years in vain, and his body is so weak that it is impossible to use his body to take revenge, so he must start all over again. Sima Yun changed his mind about killing Zhou Bin, from now on he was Wang Hai, and he couldn't kill people at every turn, so he could only attract his enemies too early. Wang Hai let go of his hand and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”
Zhou Bin rubbed the pinched pain on his neck with his hand, feeling that Wang Hai in front of him was different from before, and hurriedly replied: "You have been out for an hour, and the squad leader is worried about what will happen to you, so I will send you a raincoat." As he spoke, he handed over another set of raincoats he had brought, and glanced at the empty bucket on the ground, "Let's go back." ”
"Hmm. (Baidu search update is the fastest and most stable)" Wang Hai responded, put on a raincoat and walked forward.
Zhou Bin looked at the empty bucket left behind, thinking that he had almost died in the hands of Wang Hai before, and he didn't dare to say anything, so he picked up the empty bucket and chased after it.
Wang Hai returned to the cooking class and saw a fat man sitting at the door, knowing from memory that his name was Zhao Tianle, the leader of the cooking class, and the only person here who really cared about himself. Wang Hai shouted: "Squad leader." ”
Zhao Tianle asked with concern, "Haizi, why have you been going for so long?" ”
Zhou Bin casually found a reason and said: "The sewer in the pigsty was blocked, I poked it open, wasting a little time." ”
"That's it." Zhao Tianle didn't have too many doubts, and ordered, "Go and change into clean clothes." ”
"Yes." Wang Hai walked inside.
Zhou Bin put the bucket away, came to Zhao Tianle's side and said, "Squad leader, there is something I have to tell you. ”
Zhao Tianle saw Zhou Bin's mysterious and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
Zhou Bin glanced at Wang Hai, who had not walked far away, and whispered: "I think Wang Hai is wrong, he wanted to kill me just now." ”
"What nonsense are you talking about?" Zhao Tianle reprimanded.
Zhou Bin saw that Zhao Tianle didn't believe it, so he pulled down his collar and said, "Squad leader, you see, he pinched it for me." ”
Zhao Tianle saw the red mark on Zhou Bin's neck, but if he said that Wang Hai, who was usually honest and always bullied by his lover, wanted to kill someone, he would definitely not believe it, and said to Zhou Bin with a calm face: "Zhou Bin, you kid don't always think about bullying Wang Hai all day long, how to say that he is also a veteran, and you are just a rookie." ”
Zhou Bin said a little anxiously: "Squad leader, you misunderstood me, I didn't ......"
Zhao Tianle interrupted Zhou Bin without waiting for him to finish, and said impatiently: "Okay." Tomorrow morning's dishes haven't been prepared yet, so hurry up and cut them. ”
Zhou Bin saw that the squad leader still didn't believe it, so he replied helplessly: "Okay." ”
Zhao Tianle didn't completely disbelieve Zhou Bin's words, he also saw some doubts, such as that it was not Wang Hai who came back with the bucket today, but Zhou Bin, which was absolutely impossible before. Zhao Tianle really couldn't figure it out, shook his head and turned around and walked towards the bedroom, and before he reached the door, he heard a quarrel from inside.
Wang Hai entered the dormitory, and before he could take off his wet clothes, he saw the deputy squad leader lying on the ** and shouted: "Wang Hai, go and bring me a basin of water, I want to wash my feet." ”
Wang Hai glanced at the lazy deputy squad leader, knowing that he usually bullied Wang Hai the most, and always asked Wang Hai to wash his feet and wash clothes for him, and he simply regarded Wang Hai as his servant. Wang Hai said while taking off the wet clothes on his body: "Why do you want me to go, don't you have long legs?" ”
In addition to the deputy squad leader, there were two veterans in the dormitory, and the recruits were all chopping vegetables in the kitchen. The house was stunned for a moment when he heard Wang Hai's words, and then he felt that he couldn't hold his face, and shouted: "***, Lao Tzu asked you to serve water, you will serve water, why *** so much nonsense?" ”
Wang Hai replied: "Lao Tzu *** is not going, you have to go by yourself." ”
The house couldn't lie down, turned over and jumped off the **, stood in front of Wang Hai and shouted: "Wang Hai, what did you *** just say?" ”
"I said that Lao Tzu *** is not going, you have to go yourself!" Wang Hai repeated, and then called out to the other two veterans, "And you. If there is anything you need to do in the future, don't ask Lao Tzu to work again! ”
The house saw that Wang Hai was not alone in himself, so he was stunned again and asked, "Wang Hai, did you take the wrong medicine?" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand.
"Smack."
Wang Hai knocked off the hand of the house, and shouted: "You are only sick." ”
The house blushed and shouted, "Wang Hai, don't be a bad kid!" ”
Zhao Tianle had already heard what was going on outside, pushed the door in and shouted, "Don't make any noise." ”
When the house saw Zhao Tianle come in, he stepped forward and shouted: "Squad leader, you came just in time, this kid was drenched in the rain and his brain was damaged, I ......"
Wang Hai interjected and said, "Deputy squad leader, you just got drenched in the rain and broke your brain. Let me ask you, since you have good hands and feet, why do you want me to wash your feet? ”
"I ......" the house was speechless when asked.
Wang Hai knew that the best thing in the house was knife skills, so he said: "Deputy squad leader, why don't we compare knife skills." If you win, I'll bring you footwater, and if you lose, don't always think that you're a master, in fact, you're also a soldier, and you still have to do the work you need to do. ”
Zhao Tianle, who was standing on the side, also began to wonder if Wang Hai's brain was drenched, and even his squad leader sighed that his knife skills were inferior in front of the house, and Wang Hai had only done some chores in the cooking class for two years, and had never touched the knife, so he actually wanted to challenge the house.
The house was happy and smiled, "Okay." If you win against me, then my position as deputy squad leader will be given to you. ”
"That's what you said." Wang Hai asked.
"I said it." The house burst out laughing.
"Let's go, let's go to the kitchen and compare." Wang Hai said.
"Let's go!" The house laughed and walked out.
The recruits in the kitchen basically prepared all the dishes they were going to eat tomorrow, and only a plate of potatoes was left that had not been cut, so cutting potatoes became an item in the competition between Wang Haiye's houses.
When Zhou Bin heard that Wang Hai was going to compete with the house, he came to the squad leader Zhao Tianle again and whispered: "Squad leader, how is it, I just said that Wang Hai is different from before, right?" ”
"Don't talk, watch carefully." Zhao Tianle shouted in a low voice, his eyes fixed on Wang Hai, he also wanted to know what idea Wang Hai had in his mind.
Under everyone's supervision, Wang Hai and the house only shared half a pot of potatoes, and the rules of the competition between the two were very simple, whoever cut the potatoes in the pot into shredded potatoes first was considered the winner. Of course, there is also a standard for the thickness of shredded potatoes, and if it is too thick, you will lose the game.
Wang Hai first took the kitchen knife and checked the sharpness, which could not be compared with the saber he used before, but it was barely okay to use to cut vegetables.
"Wang Hai, are you ready?" The house just shouted on the other side.
Wang Hai glanced at the self-confident house, if this guy knew his previous identity and didn't know what would happen, in addition to being extremely talented in shooting, his knife skills were also first-class. Although he is only a handyman in the cooking class now, his talent should still be there, and he won't lose anywhere. Wang Hai picked up a potato and put it on the cutting board and said, "Let's start." ”
"Dangdang Dang ......" The kitchen immediately resounded with the sound of a kitchen knife smashing a cutting board.
Everyone present was stunned, especially the squad leader Zhao Tianle, at first he thought that Wang Hai could cut the potatoes into slices was already good, but Wang Hai not only cut the potatoes into shredded potatoes, but also did not press the house in terms of speed at all.
The house still looked down on Wang Hai at first, but after the two potatoes were cut, his heart began to mess up, and he almost cut his fingers.
"Am I dazzled, the person who is chopping vegetables is Wang Hai?"
"When did this kid learn to chop vegetables?"
"Oh my God, I don't think I'm as good as that. You see, the shredded potatoes he cuts are basically the same thickness, how on earth did he do it? ”
"When will I be half as good as him?"
"Yes. Although the deputy squad leader cut it quickly, the shredded potatoes cut out were obviously not as fine as Wang Hai's. ”
"That's right, Wang Hai, this kid is really hidden."
Listening to the comments of his comrades-in-arms, the house was even more confused, and the shredded potatoes cut out were even more non-standard, and he knew that he was losing this competition before he finished cutting.
"Dang!" Wang Hai stood the kitchen knife on the cutting board, and finally he finished cutting the potato first with a lead of one potato, and he had already won the competition.
House Cai's face looks like a frosted eggplant, barely cutting the last potato, waiting for the final judgment.
As the head of the referee, Zhao Tianle, the squad leader, stepped forward to check the two pots of shredded potatoes, in fact, there was no need for him to make a judgment, everyone already knew it, he deliberately coughed lightly, and said slowly: "The winner of this competition is Wang Hai!" ”
"Papapa......" There was loud applause from the kitchen, which was probably the first time Wang Hai had received applause in his life.
Under the gaze of so many people, the house was embarrassed to shake off his hands and leave, and walked up to Wang Hai and said dejectedly: "Wang Hai, you won, what do you want me to do?" ”
Wang Hai knew that he would have to live with these people for a period of time in the future, and he didn't want to do too much, so he said to the house: "Deputy squad leader, you will still be your deputy squad leader in the future, I just hope you don't bully me again in the future." ”
The house stared at Wang Hai with wide eyes, thinking that Wang Hai would take this opportunity to ridicule himself, but he didn't expect it to be such a simple request.
Wang Hai didn't speak when he saw the house, and deliberately asked, "What, are you still planning to bully me like before?" ”
The house shook its head like a rattle and shouted, "I'll be a fool if I bullied you again in the future." After speaking, he turned his head and shouted at the others, "And a few of you, you are not allowed to bully Wang Hai in the future, otherwise don't blame my house for being polite!" ”
"Don't worry, we will never bully Wang Hai again." Others have said.
Zhao Tianle asked Wang Hai: "Haizi, why didn't you take out such a unique skill earlier, how did you learn it?" ”
Wang Hai casually found another reason and said: "Usually after you all rest, I practice alone, and I slowly become what I am now." ”
"Well, I can't have such an achievement without a lot of hard work." Zhao Tianle took the opportunity to teach the guy who usually works lazy a lesson, and then said that Wang Hai should stop doing chores, and he would be in charge of the main knife in the future.
Wang Hai rejected Zhao Tianle's kindness and insisted on doing the previous chores, mainly doing chores, he had more opportunities to leave the company and go outside, which would be more convenient for him to train himself.