Chapter 52: Schizophrenic Uncle Acne
In the bumpy carriage, Ying Lian sat opposite an old man in a brocade robe and jade crown, and there was a hot and good strong wine on the low table in front of him, a white Dong-style fat sheep stew, and a few good 'gnawing urgently', no bean juice, probably because he was afraid that the guests would not be used to drinking it.
Bai Dong sat on the side, curiously watching Ying Lian and his uncle catch up with him. Speaking of the old things in the Wei State, Yinglian often let out exaggerated laughter, and after laughing, he would pat his uncle on the shoulder with a very ungentlemanly demeanor. This action of patting the shoulder began with the ramming of the young official Gongzi, but it was Bai Dong who really gave it life, and now it has swept the upper class of the Qin State, and it seems that there is a trend that will affect the world.
Just like Yingquliang who was patted on the shoulder by Bai Dong for the first time, the old uncle was slightly stunned, and then laughed heartily, Yinglian did not forget to take care of him when he was in Wei, which made him very comforted.
Drinking hot and strong Qin wine, telling the stories we have experienced over the years, Ying Lian seems to have changed back to the agitated words, dung ~ The young man of the princes of several countries, the old nobleman Uncle Acne actually joked, obviously seeing that Bai Dong was a courtier, he still kept revealing Ying Lian's scars; His topic always revolves around Da Wei's 'Nulu Pavilion', my Da Wei daughter is not as generous and fierce as Zhao Nu, nor is she as simple and natural as Qi Nu, not as hot as Qin Nu, not as slender as Chu Nu, but more loyal than the women of any country, the loyal and filial piety red powder raised in the land of the four wars, have you really forgotten? Do you still remember the girl in red in the 'Nulu Pavilion'?
Ying Lian listened to it with a red face, and secretly scolded her husband and uncle for being misbenefactors, they are all sixty or seventy years old men, what are you doing mentioning these old things? glared at Bai Dong, Bai Dong immediately covered his ears with his hands, indicating that the kid hadn't heard anything, and the old man's gaze softened a little.
In fact, he wouldn't mind what Bai Dong heard, and he recruited his henchmen to erect ministers who were in the background, and the first thing was to ask the other party to participate in the secret, loyal ministers and good generals were all cultivated in this way, what could be more confidential than what the monarch did back then? This kid must have been moved, and if the widow is in the day, he will be loyal to the widow; After the widow is gone, he will be loyal to the widow's son.
Lao Ying was even wishful thinking, but he didn't know that Bai Dong's mind was already full of the words 'Nulu Pavilion'.
What kind of place is that? After searching for dry intestines and thinking for a long time, I looked at the obscene expressions on the faces of the two old men, and suddenly had an epiphany. His mother~, isn't it the predecessor of the Qing~Lou prostitute~ hall? The pre-Qin bitter is not as prosperous as the Tang and Song dynasties, but in this matter it is the first to open the era, the women of this era are enthusiastic and unrestrained, I don't know how to sell the 'female Lu Pavilion'~ soul taste? Do you also have to be a scholar to enter, or do you have to pair poems all day before you can see the female Lu generous? No, no, this era does not have the kind of poetry that can best reflect the wind ~ flow of the descendants, do you still want to 'close the dove, in the river island'? It's so cheesy! Mi Yuan, Ah Mi Yuan, how did you go to the Nulu Pavilion?
"Lian, this is the white prince doctor who presented the method of 'strong face' to Daqin?"
Holding a bite in his hand, Uncle Acne had secretly observed Bai Dong for a long time; This kid seems to have suddenly fallen from the sky, and a 'strong face method' saved the Qin army who was seriously short of food. The defeat of Shaoliang was certainly defeated by the Qin army, and even Zhong Gongzi personally entered the battle formation and took the lead, so why not because of this kid? Ying Lian has always been cautious, but all people must be thoroughly investigated, which is inseparable from his thirty years of wandering in Wei, but only he trusts this kid so much, old friends chat some private words, and ask him to sit with him, is this kid the illegitimate son of Lao Ying Lian?
I don't think of the queen of the Qin State who has the means to reach the sky, there is a fierce wife like this, Lao Yinglian shouldn't mess around, right? The aristocracy of this era is the most extreme, they are the ones who call the king to retribution, and they are the ones who are the best at messing around, and there are also them who make things in the open air of Emperor Hu Tianhu, all of them are like mental illness. As the leader of the old aristocratic group of Wei State, Uncle Gong is also a schizophrenic person, otherwise how could he say to Wei Ying, 'Martingale talent, you can use it, the king doesn't need martingale, you should kill him'? Then he reminded Wei Ying to flee for his life. How tangled and schizophrenic people have to do these bizarre things? In the eyes of his uncle, Yinglian should be the same kind of person as himself, and the more fierce his wife is, the more merciful he must be to sow seeds and peach blossoms
Bai Dong bowed slightly: "Boy Bai Dong, I've seen Wei Xiang." "Uncle acne, he has been famous for a long time, and it is more important to have a good eye, otherwise it will be a great injustice if he says a few words in Yinglian's ear to recommend and kill talents. You can't treat people as prisoners, you have to look at the friendship, just look at the way he and Ying Lian look at each other, maybe when they were in the Wei Kingdom, these two old men often went to visit the Nulu Pavilion shoulder to shoulder.
"Good, good, when it is a great talent of the country."
"The kid would never dare to be."
Bai Dong was excited, and he didn't say anything politely, how could he see that I was a great talent? Half of the chance that your big talent is going to be beheaded. Forget it, I'm just a mediocre person, the kind who wastes food
"This kid is too slack, but he has achieved something, but he is also a skilled man."
Ying Lian smiled slightly: "But it is also a widow who came to Hexi, one of the two major gains, can you know who the other is?" ”
"It can't be acne, right?"
"Exactly!"
Yinglian Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled: "King Wei Duoci, how can he abandon the prime minister?" So your old friend is the biggest gain of the widow. The widow also knew that although the Wei State was rich, it had to raise 100,000 soldiers, and these soldiers did not produce and cost a lot, and the Wei State was in the land of the four wars, so I am afraid that it was also short of food like the Qin State. Isn't this kid's method of strengthening the face a great harvest for the widow and the good news of the Wei State? ”
"I heard that the Zhuang Dough Method is half a catty, and I have to be added to such a big secret, what do you want in exchange?"
Uncle acne is such an old politician ~ a little bit of governing the family, and immediately understood the idea of winning the company.
"Pang Juan retreated, Shaoliang Pang Fan returned to Qin, I kept the letter and did not come out, Wei and Qin half cut Hexi, and from then on an alliance and intersected, wouldn't it be a great thing?" Ying Lian smiled and said: "The envoy has arrived in Daliang, and now he is waiting for the permission of the King of Wei, and he can return to China with this kid's strong face, and then the widow will definitely bring Qin spirits to see off his old friends." ”
Yinglian was a little proud, this time he launched a nationwide army to recover Hexi, but he couldn't win a big victory, and he, the king, had no shame to face the countrymen; Now that he has the hostage coercion of Uncle Acne and Bai Dong's strong face, he can't think of any other reason for Wei Ying to refuse.
Uncle Gong put down the half-eaten 'gnawing hurry', and suddenly sneered: "Gong Qin was thinking a lot, but he miscalculated one thing. Hexi has always been the homeland of my Wei State, how can I cede the weak Qin? Acne would rather die of old age in the Qin State than be a sinner in the Wei State through the ages. I'm a benevolent king, but I'm a wise man, don't you think he will ask me before making a decision? ”
"Uncle Lao, you!"
Ying Lian was stunned for a moment, he actually forgot that this old friend was also a dying person, for such an old man, what is more important than the name behind him?
It's troublesome, since ancient times, wars are not afraid of public enmity, not afraid of personal grudges, afraid of involving the battle of the country, not to mention that it is in this era, that is, in the future generations, this is also a major right and wrong, and you can't back down an inch, even if it's a good base ~ friends! Bai Dong is really curious now, and he can't think of how Lao Yinglian should convince his old uncle
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