I was happy this morning, it was Queen Liu Huizhen who lifted my quilt with her own hands and woke me up. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info but I'm a little lost, you say I'm a baby, it's okay to erect every morning, and often day and night, standing straight at night. But when it was time to show her face at the critical time, the queen lifted the quilt, and it slept like a dead dog more than me.

She lifted my quilt with her hands, and I was so happy that I finally got close to physical contact. But as soon as I saw a cold face, I knew that I was looking for trouble again, and sure enough.

"The king of a country is the model of the world, and the regular attendant of the inner palace is the benchmark of etiquette, does Your Majesty approve of this?"

"Recognition, where am I not expressed, where am I not handsome?" As for me, I like to play with her, I suspect that I have a disease, I suspect that I am in love with Yoo Hye-jung in an unconventional way. I like to see her angry, and she can't attack because of the queen's decency.

"Today's concubines are not here to accuse Your Majesty, although Your Majesty has some irregularities, but considering Your Majesty's early misery and scattered among the people, slowly correct, the concubines are not in a hurry"

As soon as I heard this, I got angry, nothing more than sarcastically mocking my cattle background, and "scattered among the people", are you a brother a cow, and you are lost? So I simply didn't get out of bed and changed my clothes, and lay down straight again to reply to her words.

"I am a herding cattle, but do you know what the Son of Heaven is?"

This little lady smiled contemptuously, "I want to ask Your Majesty"

"Dahan has a county guard, a state shepherd, and a herding is a herd of cattle!"

"So what?"

"I used to be a cattle herder, and now I am the Son of Heaven and the same as cattle herding, I am a herdsman, a herdsman of the world! It's a pity, this person is not as easy to herd as a cow, the cow is in the mating season, no one needs to say that he knows that he is squinting and making do with it, the person has become a relative and not a round house, it is not as good as the cow consciousness, I want to go back and continue to herd the cattle."

These words seemed to make her angry, she looked at me coldly, staring at me numbly, but she just didn't speak. My first feeling was that this thing shouldn't have teamed up with his brother to be the secretary of the military department, so let's kill me now. After thinking about it, even if she wanted to, she Liu might not be so stupid, if she did it to the Son of Heaven now, she would definitely become the target of everyone. Thinking like this, I was not afraid, just lay down, squinted at her, you don't speak, I don't speak.

"Your Majesty insults your concubines like this, and your concubines don't care about Your Majesty's decency. His Majesty's personal entourage, Sun Long, he teased Xu Chang in His Majesty's harem, and His Majesty doesn't care? ”

"What's the matter? Did he cuckold me? "I can't bear this, although I can't afford to look down on those ugly people in the harem, but I'm so worthy of the name of the Son of Heaven, Sun Long is a roaring dog mating under my nose, how can I tolerate it.

"That's not true, I said filthy things"

"What did he say, I have to deal with it"

I saw Liu Huizhen, blushing, turned around and threw out a sentence "He said that the treasure on his body can go around his waist three times"

"I'm rubbing! This bastard, here's coming! I let him show off, I have to cut him down and hang it on a tree! ”

When this sentence came out, Liu Huizhen actually laughed, she smiled so beautifully, her eyebrows were playful, and her hands were like jade. A few guards received the order and were about to pass on Sun Long, and I thought that my group of sweet potato brothers should also be called to discuss some serious matters, so I sent another order to let the attendants come.

"What Your Majesty does with it is Your Majesty's power, the meaning of the concubines, Your Majesty should strictly discipline these regular servants and relatives who have not been in office for a long time, and if you are rude like this, it will ruin Your Majesty's reputation"

"That's natural, you have to take care of it, as I always say, the folk will rumor that my treasure is so long. That's it! "I did it on purpose, she always likes to condemn me with these false words, I really didn't know what to say at first, but now I do this.

"Your Majesty, what the concubine said is not. It's not" After all, she didn't finish speaking, and walked away with a red face.

Wu Zhiping, Dang Hui, Dou Xuebing, and Zhang Jiuri came early, and Sun Long and Zhao Chunyang entered the door with a smile and a smile. I'm really angry when I look at these two cowards who don't want to get down to business every day.

"Sun Long! You're a dog in the day, and Xu Chang is showing off that your baby can go around the waist three times, is there such a thing?! ”

When I said this, I fried the pot and mixed it all in.

Zhao Chunyang shook his head first and said, "LowB, and boasting in this way, this is Sun Long's style when I hear it, I must have said it."

"Put. . . Fart! Your Majesty, these words, I. . . I really didn't say it" Sun Long could see that I was a little angry, and he didn't dare to admit it.

But this Zhao Chunyang is not finished, "Brother Long, the little brother is not talented, only three centimeters!" But, beware, it's off the ground! ”

A group of people laughed, but I couldn't be happy, there is a saying, if you are not in your position, you can't seek your own politics. People are in different positions, and they really think differently. For example, Sun Long and Zhao Chunyang, who were teasing, thought that they could eat and drink like this every day for a lifetime. Wu Zhiping and Dang Hui, like office workers, are working with Dou Xuebing on the expansion of the palace every day.

"Zhao Chunyang, shut up for me! You're still three centimeters, and you're still three centimeters off the ground, and I'm telling you, you're TM legs short! I called you here today, not for this, we will always go on like this, and we won't be able to last long. Sooner or later, you will either be a prisoner or a different head! ”

"We're a bit like a bird in a cage now, and we're entertained with delicious food and drink, but we just don't feel down-to-earth" Wu Zhiping is still a little knowledgeable, he can say so, he is better than others.

"All we can control is the hundred guards in the palace, we can't kill them and seize power," Zhang Jiuri spoke, but I couldn't see his mournful appearance, and he hung his head all day long, so I sprayed him.

"You still have the face to say, how can you sweep the world if you don't sweep a house! Just those 100 people, who catch cicadas outside every day, and fight crickets and crickets, they can't fight the landlord, otherwise they will all play away, how do you be a soldier! ”

Zhang Jiuri's birthmark shines again, and in my memory, he will do this every time his self-esteem is frustrated. At this time, Zhao Chunyang came to join in the fun again: "Nine days, don't blame Your Majesty for saying you, Your Majesty is right, although you have few soldiers, you also have to practice diligently, practice diligently, and be a hundred."

"Shut your foul mouth for me! How many times have I told you, I don't care if you get money from Wu Zhiping, you go out to the palace to make more useful officials, even if you can't use it for me, you can spy on some useful information, don't know how to die when our brothers die. You're good, pimp, you know a lot of gambling money, and you still have the face to point at him?! ”

"There is also Dou Xuebing, I said, the palace has expanded to the east, and there are many people living in the east, although the city is peaceful now, but when it comes to sword soldiers in these years, the palace is the target of everyone. Close to the house, we can hide for a while, what about you, it's been a month, and you're doing everything."

"This can be wronged me, Your Majesty, you asked Zhang Jiuri, he told me that I need to strengthen the defense construction in the palace, renovate the city wall, build a command platform, bow tower, I haven't been idle for a while, I don't believe Your Majesty asked Dang Hui, he has a bill."

"You and Zhang Jiuri have a pair of big taro, do you know it, he has a hundred people under him, there is really a situation, can you hold this palace with one bow tower? ! Or say that none of you make me feel at ease, I should. ”

I was squirting, but Shang Dehai came in nervously

"Your Majesty, something happened!"

When I heard this, the chrysanthemum tightened, and I was so frightened that I was about to pee

"What's wrong? Mutiny? ”

"No, I heard the report of the eunuch who kept vigil, the queen's bedroom brought out two corpses last night, and the old slave went to see it just now, and there were already eunuchs burying them, and they were female corpses. The queen also asked the old slave to give the emperor, she thought that the palace was not safe, and someone wanted to harm her, so she had already informed her brother that Liu Yilun, the secretary of the military department, had sent a hundred soldiers."

As soon as I heard it, I went to Nima, it's only been a month, and I won't even have the palace mine, and I have transferred the guards of the military department, can I still have the final say in this palace?

"It's the other way around! I'll check it out! ”