Chapter Thirty-Four: The Painful and Happy King

Halfway through, Wang Shu suddenly remembered that the square chair promised to the porter had not been brought over, and the road was not far anyway, so he asked Cangba to turn the horse's head and go to the workshop to pick a square chair first. When www.biquge.info arrived at the teacher's house, he was very happy to see the back door of the square chair, and then revealed a message to Wang Shu: Until now, Kong Yuyan has not sent anyone to ask why he has not come, and Kong Xiu is at home today.

Hearing that the teacher did not go to work, Wang Shu remembered that today happened to be the day of the five-day bath, and it was also a time when there were too many things to forget, if it wasn't for the porter to remind himself, he would go straight to his study as usual, so that a meal of fried meat on a bamboo board is inevitable, or bribery has an effect, just after giving a gift to help himself a lot, so Wang was thanked by the concierge and hurriedly went straight to the teacher's study.

When he arrived at the teacher's study, considering that there was still a Liao Wenfei by his side, Wang Xu did not directly knock on the door as usual, but asked the subordinate by the door to pass first, but waited for a while before seeing the subordinate come out and invite the two of them in.

After seeing the teacher, Wang Shu first said that he was going to bow to Liao Wenfei, although Kong Xiu didn't say anything, but his brows were furrowed, Wang Shu didn't know where he made his teacher unhappy, but he didn't dare to ask in detail, so he had to sit stupidly aside, until the next person held a book and said that it was an invitation from the new capital marquis.

Wang Yu heard that it was his father who gave the teacher an invitation sticker, this is not a New Year's holiday, and he didn't hear about any recent major events in the family before going out, could it be that Chang'an has a messenger again, and he wants to let his father go back to the capital, thinking of this, he stretched his neck and wanted to see what his father wrote in the invitation.

After Kong Xiu finished reading the invitation, his face turned cloudy and clear, and then he said to Liao Wenfei with a smile: "It is inevitable that Zhongsun will act when he is young, and it is also his luck to have a big brother who is good at hand-to-hand art today. ”

It turned out that the teacher's face was not good, and he didn't agree with his father's worship, just because Brother Liao was also on the spot, and he didn't know what his father wrote in the book, but no matter what, he was full of gratitude to his father.

Seeing that the teacher's mood had improved, Wang Shu hurriedly poured the gentleman's tea he had just brewed into his teacup like a treasure, and when he returned to his seat, he heard the teacher say to him: "Zhongsun, I see that you have been very busy recently, so busy that you have forgotten your studies, right?" ”

Seeing that the teacher still wanted to find trouble for himself, Wang Shu hurriedly stood up and said: "The disciple doesn't dare, the homework arranged by the teacher has not fallen behind for a day, and now the handwriting is neat, and the Analects can be regarded as a small achievement." Hearing that Wang Shu was still quibbling, Kong Xiu pointed to a book on the side of the desk and said: "Look at the poems you wrote, the words dare to be neat, even a three-year-old child." What's more, the first of the two poems you made is still a little bit, and the second is ......"

Hearing that the teacher found the two words "Water Tune Song Tou Mid-Autumn Festival" and "Queqiao Immortal Xianyun Tricky" written by himself, Wang Shu was scared at that time, and he didn't dare to wait for the teacher to finish speaking, so he quickly knelt down and admitted his mistake to the teacher like garlic: "Teacher, it was written by the disciple casually, don't believe it, this is really uncountable, not to mention that this is not something I specially wanted to give to the little junior sister, it really wasn't deliberately given to her." ”

Seeing that Wang Shu was so well-behaved, Kong Xiu was also very satisfied, and then said to him: "Get up, it's good that you know that you are wrong, although your previous "Zhou Guan" is also average, but it is still in line with the oath of reporting to the country and going down to An Lishu when you are ready to worship, but your "Water Tune Song Tou Mid-Autumn Festival" is really old-fashioned, and you want to be born transcendentally at a young age, which is really wasted on the teacher's teaching. ”

Hearing that it wasn't the song "Queqiao Immortal Xianyun Trick", Wang Shu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart When did the teacher learn to speak and pant heavily, don't you know if people are scary and scared to death? But you have to put on a well-behaved appearance of being taught.

But his two poems are obviously written in a bamboo tube, hasn't the teacher seen the second one, this can't be done, and he has to get it back from the teacher's hands, otherwise it will be miserable if he finds out. So Wang Shu had the courage to say to Kong Xiu: "Teacher, the disciple will never write this kind of poem again in the future, and he will no longer have this kind of thought, can you let the disciple take this poem back and burn it, so that it can be regarded as a wake-up call for the disciple." ”

Seeing that Wang was paid a Confucian teachable appearance, Kong Xiu was even more satisfied: "That's not necessary, you get up first, this poem should be put here first, you won't have such thoughts in the future." Hearing the teacher's refusal of his request, Wang Shu was dumbfounded, and said let you go, and when you find the song "Queqiao Immortal Xianyun Tricky", it is estimated that the possibility of playing happily together will be zero.

Now Wang Shu scratched his ears and cheeks like a cat seeing a fish, but going up directly to grab it is no different from looking for death directly, or it is better for people to steal it back unconsciously, so he frequently refills the tea for him regardless of whether the tea in the teacher's cup is drunk or not, and finally smooths the book into his sleeve when the teacher is not paying attention.

Who knew that the teacher had just succeeded and had not had time to say goodbye when the teacher found that the book was missing, and Wang Shu, who had a bitter face, had to take the book out of his sleeve and present it to the teacher, but before the teacher took the book, he thought that instead of letting the teacher find out the song "Queqiao Immortal Xianyun Tricky", it was better to have a showdown by himself, and now he simply unfolded the book without doing anything, and said: "There is still a poem here......

After the book was opened, I found that the "Queqiao Immortal" written by myself had magically disappeared, and then looked at it carefully, although it was still that book, but there was obviously a lot less bamboo Cambodia, Wang Shuxin said that it was no wonder that this book felt a lot lighter in his hand, could it be that the little sister secretly took down the song "Queqiao Immortal Xianyun Tricky"?

Hearing that Wang Shu said that there was another poem, and seeing him unfolding the book, Kong Xiu asked, "There is another one, why haven't I seen it?" Wang Shuxin said thank you for not looking at it, if you saw it, wouldn't I be miserable, but the words had already come out, so I had to say nonsense: "This word can also be changed to 'When will you rest?'" Open your mouth and ask Qingtian. I don't know when tonight's homework will be completed. I want to throw away my homework, and I'm afraid I'll be punished a hundred times...... '”

Before he finished memorizing the "Water Tune Song Tou Homework" spoofed by netizens on the Internet in later generations, he heard Kong Xiu shouting angrily: "Shut up, stretch out your hands!" When Wang Yu heard it, it was obvious that he was going to be beaten by the rhythm of the bamboo board again. With the sound of "pop", there was a sharp pain in the hand, it seems that the teacher is really angry this time, but the song "Queqiao Immortal" is finally not exposed, and it can be regarded as painful in my body and happy in my heart.

Kong Xiu hit Wang Huo dozens of times in succession, it can be said that the board is red, Liao Wenfei on the side is frightened, and soon Wang Shu's hands are even more terrifying than just scalding in boiling water. But this is not over, when Kong Xiu finally stopped playing the board, he began to change new tricks again: "I just remembered, what did you just say that it is also a small success for "Analects" and "Spring and Autumn"? As a teacher, I am just a peep in the leopard, it seems that you are really out of the blue, that's good, it is not difficult for you to be a teacher today, even if you say that you help the poor, report to the country, and go down to Lishu, then you have any opinion on 'being prepared for danger in times of peace, thinking is prepared, being prepared, dare to use this rule'? If you can't answer, hum ......"

Hearing that the teacher was going to test his own knowledge, Wang Shu was dumbfounded at the time, the teacher was too unconventional, when did he say that "Spring and Autumn" was also a small success, but he couldn't refute it, otherwise he didn't know what was waiting for him, and the teacher's question couldn't help but answer, so he could only continue to make it up.

"An Zesi is a hero, and a danger is a sage", Wang Shu replied while thinking: "Siyi is called my Han Ye, one is called the boss empire, and the other is called the boss empire." Alack! I'm a big man, and I'm the boss? Said: Evil! What a word! What a word! There is a young man in my mind! "An Zesi is a hero, and a sage is in danger" is actually what Wang Shu knew in later generations, and many countries in later generations are doing this. The more peaceful the time, the more we must not forget the martyrs and heroes who sacrificed for the country. As for the latter, it is a tampering with Liang Qichao's juvenile China theory.

"Those who create today's old men will not think of heroes, those who will not think of sages in danger, and those who will be young and great in the future will also be responsible for the young men of the Han Dynasty. If the youth of the whole country is a teenager, then the Han Dynasty will be the country of the future, and its progress will be immeasurable. So that the youth of the whole country is also the boss, and the Han is the country of the past, and its demise can be waited for. Therefore, the responsibility today is not for others, but for my youth. The wisdom of the youth is the wisdom of the country, and the wealth of the youth is the wealth of the country; When the youth is strong, the country is strong. The red sun is rising, and its path is bright. The river flows out of the subterranean and flows into the ocean. The hidden dragon soars into the abyss, and the scales and claws are flying. The milk tiger roars in the valley, and the beasts are terrified. The falcon tried its wings, and the wind and dust were blowing. The first child of a strange flower, the emperor. The cadres will be hairy, and there will be a man. The sky wears its blue, and the earth wears its yellow. Through the ages, there are eight wildernesses. The future is like the sea, and the future is long. I am a young man, and I am not old! I am a young man, and I have no borders with the country! For this paragraph, everyone who has gone to middle school must memorize it, and Wang Shu naturally comes easily.

Although Wang Shu did not explain the words used to solve the problem, "An Zesi is a hero, and a sage is in danger", which can be said to be seriously deviated, but "Young China Says" is not covered, and he also remembers that Wang Shu has not studied "Spring and Autumn", so today's exam can only be stopped.