In the opinion of the second brother, the kitchen is at most equivalent to the kitchen of a wealthy family, with dozens of square meters, pots and pans, and a few chubby masters, who are sweating there and competing with all kinds of food. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But when he came here in person, he realized that he was wrong.

First, the area here can no longer be described in square meters, and Xiao Er has to be described as a room. For example, the room in front of me where the ingredients are stored has seven or eight normal room sizes, which are divided into several pieces, some put vegetables, some put meat, and even Xiao Er saw a separate place to store aquatic products.

Could it be that there is already such a formal food safety system in this era?

Second, the kitchen was in a large courtyard further inside, and when I walked to the door, the people inside had already received news that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had come in person, so they were waiting at the gate of the courtyard early.

As soon as the prince arrived, everyone knelt down to greet him, but when the prince wanted to go inside, these people stopped him alive and dead, and they actually used a big reason in what they said.

Xiao Er understood when he heard it, and a thin cook opened her mouth to say that "the gentleman is far away from cooking", and directly blocked Xiao Zhengtai to the doorman.

The key is not here, even the inner eunuch who followed the prince and his eight younger brothers also knelt on the ground together, looking for death and life and not wanting Li Chengqian to go in.

Now Xiao Er wondered, could it be that there was murder in the kitchen? Why don't you let people into the kitchen, just for the sentence "gentlemen cook far away"?

He really guessed right, the ancient people were quite resistant to the matter of men going to the kitchen, the reason is in the sentence "A gentleman is far away from cooking", as if as long as he is a man, as long as he steps into the kitchen door, then this person is not a gentleman.

Xiao Er doesn't know which strange person said this, of course, if Kong Yingda appears here, it is estimated that Comrade Xiao Er will have to go out again.

This sentence is the words of Mencius, the sub-sage who is as famous as the Confucian sage, and the literal understanding is that a gentleman should stay away from the kitchen.

I don't know which machismo distorted this sentence to mean that men should stay away from the kitchen and not do such immoral things. Then it was passed down from generation to generation, and it became that men could not enter the kitchen, firstly, the man's virtue would be damaged, and secondly, it also showed that the women in the family were incapable and could not even do such things as cooking, and the man had to come in person, which became a reason for the man to divorce his wife.

It's really the world is so big that there is no shortage of it from ancient times to the present.

Xiao Zhengtai was stopped outside the courtyard, and it was impossible to talk about it. As the crown prince, he really couldn't afford to lose this person, so he saw Li Xiaoer, so he pointed at Xiao Er and said, "You tell Lone, can Lone go into this kitchen?" ”

Xiao Zhengtai claimed to be lonely, and Xiao Er knew that this guy was determined to go in today, and it seemed that he had to solve the siege again.

So Comrade Xiao Er coughed lightly and made a gorgeous appearance.

"You all get up first, it's not a problem to kneel like this!" Originally, Li Chengqian thought that Xiao Er was going to use his big truth to teach again, but the Zhiren suddenly said such a sentence, making Xiao Zheng too big to open his eyes, and even those who were kneeling were dumbfounded.

Who is this, who dares to give orders in front of the prince, the key is that this order should have been said by the prince, but he said it for the prince, this is the rhythm of death.

Unexpectedly, the prince was very cooperative, and said: "Okay, let's all get up, a bunch of useless things." With the words of the prince, everyone got up, and at this time, the eyes of Xiao Er were different.

Li Xiaoer hugged his fists at everyone and said: "Under Li Xiaoer, my friends call me the second brother, I want to say hello to you first!" After a circle, Luo Quan'er cast it, and everyone was blinded.

After Shi finished saluting, Xiao Er said: "Actually, why everyone is so desperate to stop His Royal Highness the Crown Prince from letting him in, it is also very clear below." To be honest, I also feel that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince himself should not go in! ”

"Huh?" Xiao Zheng was too caught off guard, and was knocked down by Xiao Erlei, are you still a friend, just such an open and honest demolition.

Before he could react, Xiao Er's side was already "but".

"However, there are priorities in this matter, in fact, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince doesn't want to come in, I don't believe you ask His Royal Highness the Prince." Saying that, he turned his head to the prince and said, "Your Highness, you can tell them the truth, if it goes on like this, I will not feel good when I see the prince being wronged!" Saying that, Xiao Er actually showed signs of tears spilling at the courtyard gate.

The prince didn't know which play Xiao Er was going to play, but fortunately, in the past day and a half, he saw that Li Xiao Er was too impossible, so he chose to believe this guy and cooperated: "Hey, let's not talk about it!" Then he hid his face with his sleeves and retreated behind Xiao Er, completely leaving the stage to Li Xiao Er.

"I'll go, when did this guy's acting skills become so high?" Xiao Er was a little skeptical that Li Chengqian had long expected such a show and specially called him to charge into battle.

Anyway, there was no turning back when he opened the bow, and Xiao Er continued to act.

"Since His Royal Highness the Crown Prince himself is not easy to say, then I will tell you the truth of the facts." Xiao Er raised his head slightly in awe-inspiring manner, found the exact position of the upward elevation angle of 30 degrees and stopped, and then said: "The queen mother has always been unthinking about tea and dinner during this time, and the phoenix body is sick, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is in his eyes and anxious in his heart." He was always thinking about how to get his dear queen mother back to health. ”

Xiao Er said in a low voice, while still mobilizing everyone's emotions.

"Just yesterday, after I diagnosed my mother, I found that it was not because of my mother's bad appetite, but because of ......," he said, he looked at the cooks at the gate of the courtyard and said, "It's because the food you cook is so unpalatable!" The twist almost choked everyone who listened.

Li Chengqian began to listen to it and felt that what Xiao Er said was more or less his new voice, and he really hoped that the queen mother would recover as soon as possible. But in the latter sentence, Xiao Zhengtai was directly suffocated from the hard injury, which was directly manifested as that he released an atmospheric stinky fart.

Of course, everyone's energy was on Xiao Er, which allowed him to avoid embarrassment, but he had already scolded Li Xiaoer eight hundred times in his heart.

What is different from Xiao Zhengtai's mood is that those kitchen girls are told in front of the prince that the food they cook is not delicious, and even the mother is unwilling to eat it, isn't this going to smash other people's rice bowls? I'm sorry, these cooks didn't grow up as vegetarians.

"Why do you say that!" The thin cook lady in front of her didn't agree with each other and began to tear up with Comrade Xiao Er.

"It's very simple, I also ate it, it's really not delicious, you still need to ask why, it means that your approach is wrong, or you don't know how to cook at all!" What exactly is Comrade Xiao Er's scolding, such a small scene is really a drizzle for him.

"Yo he, seeing that you are not very old, your tone is not small, and you say it as if you can cook!" The cook was amused by what Xiao Er said, and sneered at each other, which directly made the companions behind her feel very relieved.

"Hahaha!" Xiao Er laughed arrogantly, and then said loudly: "What, you are still not convinced? Well, in front of His Royal Highness the Prince, in front of so many people in the palace, my second brother will make a bet with you, the food I make is definitely more fragrant than all of you, does anyone dare to fight! ”

At this time, Li Chengqian also saw Li Xiaoer's routine clearly, this is to advance and retreat, forcing these guys to take the bait. So Li Chengqian appeared again and asked as a notary: "Since people have already issued a challenge, can you fight?" ”

The thin little cook didn't speak, she was smarter than others, how did she feel that she was talking about the prince not being able to enter the kitchen, how did it become a bet between her own people and this little thing in a blink of an eye, what was wrong?

There are almost no people behind her who think like the thin little cook, because these imperial chefs in the palace cook for the emperor and queen all day long, and when did they allow an unknown boy to provoke.

At this time, they have all lost their minds, if it weren't for the prince here, it is estimated that they would have gone up with pots and pans in their hands to make pictures of Comrade Xiao Er.

"Okay, accept!" "What don't you dare!" "The guy who is not ashamed to speak, let him see how powerful we are!" This is the result of having a bunch of pig teammates.

Even if the skinny little cook wanted to excuse himself, it was impossible.

So Li Chengqian quickly announced that the gambling contract was valid, and this guy was addicted to being a notary, so he asked Li Xiaoer directly, "All gambling contracts must have some lottery heads, I don't know what lottery heads you both have?" ”

Li Xiaoer rolled his eyes and said, "I just didn't say it on purpose, what should I say when you say this." What more do you need to bet with these cooks? One has no money, and the other has no one. ”

He didn't speak, but the thin little cook took the lead and said to the prince: "Your Highness, if all of us lose to this ...... for a while" glanced at Xiao Er and didn't know what to call him, Xiao Zhengtai said directly: "It's good if you call him Little Second Brother." ”

Li Xiaoer almost collapsed, others called the little second brother that was an honorific title, after all, he was the oldest in front of those little eunuchs. But the youngest of these cooks, Xiao Er looks like she can be her mother, and the prince actually let people call him Little Second Brother, isn't this full of food?

Sure enough, the thin little cook was stunned for a moment, and then said in a hurry: "If we lose to this little second brother, then we will let him deal with it, but if we win, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince must make decisions for us and say good things for us in front of the mother!" Saying that, Yingying actually bowed down, and there was some rhythm of pear blossoms with rain.

Li Xiaoer watched coldly, held his forehead with one hand, and said in his heart: "It's over, the prince has been fooled." This color is obviously not equal. What can I do with these half-old if I win, and if I lose, the prince has to speak for them, and this time the loss is overturned. ”

Sure enough, Xiao Zhengtai was moved by the pitiful appearance of the cook, and agreed without thinking about it, and said to Xiao Er: "Even if you win, don't embarrass them." ”

Comrade Xiao Er rolled his eyes and only thought of one sentence: "Don't mess with a woman if you mess with anyone!" ”