Chapter 19: Dong Xian who was stunned by a big pie (I)
Dong Xian, who is only twenty-one years old this year, could never have imagined that his family is not a descendant of the royal family, nor is he a relative of the Son of Heaven, and his father is just a small imperial history with a rank of 600 stones, and he will one day be the head of the three princes. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
When the son was still the prince today, the father didn't want to save face, so he got himself a position as a prince. Don't look like it sounds like a subordinate official of the prince, it sounds bluffing, in the end it is just one of the hundreds of people who stand guard for the prince every day.
The other princes, the powerful people in the family either revolve around the prince every day, or take turns in the Han Bing Palace, this is the prince's living place, so these people are very familiar with the prince in less than a month.
Those with slightly worse family backgrounds are also standing guard in Jiaguan and the painting hall, which is a place where the prince must go to practice martial arts and cultivate literature, so everyone's relationship with the prince is not bad.
Compared with these eunuchs who rank 2,000 stone and 1,000 stone at every turn, their father is just a county order even if he is released to the place, so the "good place" of the Taigong Gate, which has to withstand the wind and sun and rain every day, is naturally his own.
I thought that the prince was young and must be lively and active, so he should not lack the opportunity to brush his face. Who would have thought that the prince would be similar to everyone else's ladies, every day the door does not go out of the door, and the number of times the prince has been out of the palace in nearly a year can be counted with his fingers.
These are not the most important things, the key is that every time the prince leaves the palace, not only is there a large group of people around him, but his body is thin, and it is impossible to squeeze in front of the prince.
In this way, poking at the gate of the palace like a piece of wood every day is a year younger, not to mention that the prince knows himself, and even he can't remember what the prince looks like.
With the crown prince's accession to the throne, all the princes were promoted, and the relationship with the prince was either to become a councillor, or to serve as a lieutenant, it is impossible to say that it is impossible not to be red-eyed, just because of the good relationship with the prince, close, in less than a year, he became an official with a rank of 600 stones, the same grade as his father.
Even those guys who can only brush their faces in front of the prince and only win a sense of existence have become squires with a rank of 400 stones. As for himself and a few others, there was really no way, and he only ended up with the title of Langzhong.
But when my dad found out, he was very excited, saying that he was just playing soy sauce every day, and he didn't even have to beat soy sauce every day, and he didn't even have to beat soy sauce was half of him, and he was very content.
Thinking about it, I don't need to be exposed to the wind and sun now, I just need to stare at the sundial and miss the moment, shout at the hour to finish the work, and I can go home to live at night, which is also a good day.
I haven't heard that the companion is like a companion tiger, don't look at those Lang Lang and Zhonglang who are now five or six, if they offend the Son of Heaven one day, they must not be wiped with a knife.
Maybe it's because she inherits her mother's genes too much, and the more she grows, the more beautiful she becomes, the fly in the ointment is that her voice is the same as that of a girl, because she is often ridiculed by her colleagues.
In this way, about two years passed, and only one day, I don't know if the Son of Heaven was full and had nothing to do or for some reason, so he actually walked to his side when he reported the time.
"What's your name?"
"Dong, minister Dong Xian, his father is the imperial history, and he was originally the prince."
"Oh, why don't I remember which prince surnamed Dong was appointed as the imperial history?"
"Wrong, the minister said that the minister was originally the prince's house, and his father is now the imperial history."
This is the first time that the Son of Heaven has spoken to himself since he entered the palace, and he is so excited that he can't even speak.
I didn't expect the Son of Heaven to be very gentle when he spoke to him, and he was as gentle as he was talking to the queen.
Everything that followed was like a dream, and the next day the holy decree came down, and he was actually promoted to Huangmenlang, and suddenly became a close minister of the Son of Heaven, and his grade was the same as his father, all of which were rank 600 stones.
Could it be that a pie fell from the sky and happened to hit himself on the head? Who knew that since then, good things have come one after another, and his father was first named the Marquis of Yunzhong, although this is only a Guan Neihou, but it also belongs to the ancestral tomb with green smoke.
Within a few days, Daddy Dong Gong was recruited as the commander of Baling County, and he was given the title of Guanglu Doctor, and he suddenly became a high-ranking official and eunuch with a rank of 2,000 stones.
Of course, pies don't fall on their heads for no reason, and everything is clear when the Son of Heaven proposes to put himself to bed.
In fact, there is nothing bad about this, Gaozu's hometown, Emperor Hui's Hongru, Emperor Wen's Deng Tong, Zhao Tan, Beigong Bozi, Emperor Jing's Zhou Ren, Emperor Zhao's golden reward, Emperor Wu's Han Yan, Han Shuo, Li Yannian, Emperor Xuan's Zhang Pengzu, Emperor Yuan's Hongmu, Shi Xian, Emperor Cheng's Zhang Fang, Chun Yuchang, isn't everyone like this.
What's more, there is a lot of fun when you sleep with the Son of Heaven, but it's not enough for outsiders.
Because he slept with him better, so the next promotion and fortune is inevitable, since he became a lieutenant of the horse, and the Son of Heaven is even more out of the same place, in the same bed.
Seeing that the Son of Heaven values himself so much, he has to work harder day or night, and as a result, the Son of Heaven is more and more happy, and the reward he received in the moonlight is worth 100 million, which is simply blind to the kryptonite eyes of everyone in the court.
There are bigger pies, the Son of Heaven is affected by Wu and Wu, and he also named his sister Zhaoyi, and took his wife to the palace, so that the three of them served the emperor from morning to night.
At first, my wife was reluctant, but in fact, this matter is nothing in my opinion, the Book of Poetry has said, the shore of the land is not the king's ministers, everyone is the Son of Heaven, so slowly she saw it.
Not to mention, the Son of Heaven is quite fierce in bed, and it is not a problem to attack three times at night.