Bao Qingyan recently spent more time on the Internet, the original routine of life was broken, causing physical discomfort, sore throat, and some low-grade fever two days ago, and the doctor from the outpatient department came to his home to give him an infusion for three consecutive days, and it was not until this morning that he felt a little lighter. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info He was in a wheelchair and was in the living room directing Xiaocui to water the flowers and feed Huanhuan.

Lao Guan took out a bowl of boiled white sugar white fungus soup from the kitchen, handed it to Bao Qingyan and said: "You don't have nothing to do, Beijing is a city with a serious shortage of water, but many of our flowers are drowned in water, and the flowers should be watered to see dry and wet, just watered the day before yesterday, why do you want to water it today?" Huanhuan can't be fed many times a day, you see that it is so fat that it doesn't want to move anymore, no wonder Minister Feng said that you and it are grandfathers and grandsons in terms of age, and they are like godfathers and sons with feelings, and they look like twins. If you are in a hurry in the house, I will accompany you to the path next to the building to do activities, I can occasionally see Minister Feng and his wife walking in the small garden between the building from the window in the house these days, if you go out and meet Minister Feng, you can chat with him. ”

"I'm feeling better today and I don't want to go out yet. You said this Feng Changping, I talked to him and asked him to call me often, and he ignored me for almost a week. ”

As soon as Bao Qingyan's words were finished, the phone next to him rang.

Bao Qingyan grabbed the phone and shouted in a loud voice: "You guy, install a bugging device in our house, why did I just talk about you, and you called." ”

Feng Changping said on the other end of the phone line: "My ears were a little hot just now, and I guessed that you must be talking bad about me." Are you this old thing addicted to the Internet, I haven't been downstairs for a few days, I walk to the front of your house and say to Fang Jie, I want to go into the building to see Lao Bao on the Internet, his current level must have improved greatly. Fang Jie said, if Minister Bao is in a good mood on the Internet, wouldn't you be disturbing him when you went, so I didn't go to see you. ”

Bao Qingyan said with a hearty smile: "Surfing the Internet is really not something that older people do, after a long time, my eyes are astringent, my neck is straight, my throat is dry, and my whole body is sour. ”

"You old thing, clean nonsense, take it easy on the Internet, don't spoil your body. People often say that clothes are not as good as new, people are not as good as the old, if you have a three long and two short, where will I go to brag and chat with an old friend like you in the future? ”

"I think so too, there are thousands of paths in life, and the end is in the Nai He Bridge, but if you can go late, don't leave early. Besides, I can't just celebrate the Chung Yeung Festival this year on the 'side of the city' and go to the Qingming Festival again next year on the 'side', because that would be too tiring. ”

"You're getting farther and farther away, report to me, how is your health these days?"

"It's not good, I had a low-grade fever for the past few days, it seems to be a little cold."

"You old Bao, unorganized and undisciplined, don't ask for instructions and don't report, who approved you for a cold, who approved you for a fever, how is it now?"

"It's much better today."

"When people reach a certain age, their ability to resist the virus is poor, so you have to pay attention to your daily diet. By the way, our child just sent me a box of bird's nest and a few bags of ready-to-eat sea cucumbers yesterday, you may not be able to cure the disease if you eat it, but it can supplement nutrition and enhance immunity, and I will send it to you in a while. ”

"Don't dare to be, don't dare to be." Bao Qingyan held the phone in one hand and waved it in the other, as if Feng Changping could see his movements.

"You've also learned to be polite to me, but when you were young, you didn't grab anything from me to eat."

"When I was young, I was greedy and always wanted to eat good things, and seeing meat was like a panda seeing bamboo and a rabbit seeing radish. But now I just like coarse tea and light rice, like what others say about genetically modified food, organic food, and what and what food I can't say for a while, I'm not interested. Alas, Lao Feng, tell me, I don't know how far science and technology can develop in the future, maybe the stallion's **** can squeeze out sour milk, and the hen's **** can lay salted duck eggs. ”

Feng Changping smiled on the phone and said to Bao Qingyan: "Your imagination is very rich, it's a pity that you haven't been a writer in your life." ”

"I can still be a writer like me, the ink in my stomach is not enough to stain my intestines, since I became the deputy director, including the future tenure in the position of director, deputy minister, and minister, my speeches have been written by others."

"You always say that Lao Lin of the Ministry of Direct Affairs is not good, and that is not good, I heard that other people's speeches are never written by others, at most let their subordinates find some materials, and then do it themselves."

"Don't mention Lao Lin, I get angry when I mention him. The day before yesterday, his son called me and said, Uncle Bob persuaded my parents and my parents, both of them are in their sixties and seventies, and they are still arguing for divorce every day, they are not ashamed, I am ashamed! I first called Lao Lin's wife and persuaded her, brother and sister, you want to open some, now loyal and reliable, dedicated to the family of men, as rare as giant pandas, as precious as golden monkeys, you don't always want to tie Lao Lin to your trouser belt. Lao Lin helps friends run business during the day, and dances with women at night, he won't treat you well, the toad wants to eat swan meat, just wants to taste the taste of swan meat, and doesn't want to treat the swan as a spouse, the male toad wants to live with him for a lifetime, or the female toad. ”

Feng Changping laughed out loud on the phone: "Are you trying to persuade people?" It's obviously a spoiler of other people's old ladies. ”

Bao Qingyan said disappreciatively: "I'm telling the truth, I don't believe that Lao Lin can divorce his current wife and marry a young girl." ”

"Don't say this too early, someone has said that now for some men, having milk is a mother, and for some women, being rich is a husband. Lao Lin may not pursue young women, but some young women may have ulterior motives to calculate him, and some of them are very clever enough to take away your heart, liver, and lungs, so that you can't find out until you go to the hospital to take care of Aix. ”

"On this issue, I agree with some of your statements, some young women look for old men, and there are also for love, but not many. Some young women nowadays, with long hair and longer knowledge, marry old men, but you are the first to be the lang, and I will be the 'wolf' later, not for the money, but for the house. However, for Lao Lin, I know better than you, he has a lot of eyes, and the bottom of the sieve is the same, he can still see through the consequences of this problem, and he will not easily do a loss-making business. I called Lao Lin's wife, I called Lao Lin again, scolded him, I said to him, your face is very white, but your heart is very black; Your mouth is sweet, but your hands are spicy; You are timid, but you have great desires; Your affection is thin, but your skin is thick; There are many roads in front of you, but all of them lead to the abyss, and you should rein in the precipice and turn back to the shore. ”

"You said that you won't write a speech after you become a leader, but when you scold people, you can make up sentences quite quickly, and some words are too ugly."

"I was also angry with him at the time, and I was in a hurry! You know, I'm a rectum in my stomach, and I go from my throat to my ass, and I pour out something at once. ”

"He didn't rush you?"

"He dares to rush me? Annoyed me and made him like me, crippled in the lower half of his body and lost his sexual function. When we worked in the engineering regiment, I was the company commander, he was the instructor, our company was a heroic company awarded honorary titles by the headquarters, and I was an advanced model set up in the regiment. I was transferred to the headquarters in Beijing two years before him, and when he was first transferred to the headquarters office, he was very respectful in front of me, and it was only after he became vice minister of the Ministry of Direct Affairs that he became angry. Lao Lin is a scholar and timid, in the collective dormitory, mosquitoes can shiver with fright; I am a rough man, and I dare to lie alone in the morgue in the dark and listen to the snoring of the dead. Lao Lin is usually eloquent and skillful, but that day, I scolded him on the phone and ridiculed him for half an hour. ”

"You old Bao, don't look at the fact that you haven't studied for a few years, what you say is very interesting."

"You are right, when I was working in the company, the soldiers liked to listen to my truth, and they didn't like to listen to Lao Lin's high-minded talk. They said that we hope that Commander Bao's speech will be like a woman's hair, the longer the better, and that Instructor Lin's speech will be like a woman's skirt, the shorter the better. ”

"Let's stop talking nonsense on the phone, you wait, I'll send you what the child brought to me in a moment."

Bao Qingyan began to wave his hand again, and said anxiously: "You don't want to send it, I, I really don't want it!" ”

"Otherwise, you let Xiaocui come to my house to get it!"

"W-Oh well!"

Bao Qingyan said embarrassedly.